Want Ads – Writing Contest #4

Write an advertisement for a Narnian job opening. Entries will be judged on originality and humor. 50 words or less.

Example: Wanted:  One human boy with sweet tooth to betray siblings.  Personal ambition and lack of conscience a plus.  Must get along well with wolves. Apply in person at the lamp post in Lantern Waste.  Hot drinks and Turkish Delight will be provided.

Honorable Mentions

White Witch Seeking Loving Informant by Marajade
Wanted: Informant for the Queen of Narnia and Empress of the Lone Islands. Must be willing to sell out innocent young Daughters of Eve. Kindly soul, compassionate a plus. Evilness not required. Pays well. Excellent benefits. Answers to Fenris Ulf. Don’t call us. We’ll call you.

Man Wanted by Wixenstyx
Man wanted to take part in Harfang’s annual Autumn Feast. Inexperience a must — we will prepare you! Apply at the Front Gate.

Aslan’s Advert by EL
WANTED: Two Sons of Adam and Two Daughters of Eve to ascend to the throne of Narnia. Close relations if possible and get along well with Talking Beasts and other strange creatures. Apply in person at the Stone Table: directions available at Beaversdam. Magical Gifts provided en route.

and the winner

Sailor Search by MekareQ
Wanted: Sailors for exciting new cruise ship, “Dawn Treader!” Exciting opportunity for exploration and a guaranteed resume builder! Looking for someone who is willing to go to the ends of the earth in performing their job!

Don’t forget to check out the winners of the last contest, Narnian Answering Machines.