Re: A Really Neat Survey-Tumnus’ Answers (number1faun@thelamppost.net)

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FROM: Tumnus
TO: King Peter , Queen Susan , King Edmund , Queen Lucy , Lilygloves , Mr. Beaver , Mrs. Beaver
DATE: Sep 9, 2006
SUBJECT: Re. A Really Neat Survey-Tumnus’ Answers

Good Day, Your Majesties, and friends,

Well this whole computer/e-mail thing is all very new to me, but thus far, it has been interesting. I like this survey that has been found, so let me put in my answers now.

1. What time is it? 3:25 pm
2. Name as it appears on birth certificate: What’s a birth certificate? My name’s Tumnus, if that’s what you mean.
3. Nicknames: Well, Her Majesty Queen Lucy always calls me “Mr.” Tumnus…
4. Pets: We don’t keep pets in Narnia.
5. Hair color: A glossy black.
6. Eye color: Brown? I’ve never looked in a mirror.
7. Homeland: Narnia
8. Where you live now: Well, I moved back into my little cave and fixed it back up after the wolves destroyed it.
9. Favorite foods: Sardines on toast.
10. Love someone so much it made you cry? Ummm….I cried when I felt so bad about what I was supposed to do to Her Majesty Queen Lucy, but otherwise, no.
11. Favorite day of the week: Well now, I like everyday, because that dreadful winter is over.
12. Favorite flower? None.
13. Favorite drink: Tea, definitely tea.
14. Favorite ice cream flavor? I’ve never tried ice cream, actually.
15. What color is your bedroom carpet? I don’t have any carpet; only the dirt of my cave floor.
16. Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from? His Majesty King Edmund.
17. What do you do most often when you are bored? I like to take out my little panflute and play soothing melodies on it.
18. Most annoying thing people ask me: “Why did you work for the Witch, Tumnus?” I feel so bad everytime someone asks me that.
19. Bedtime: I go to bed when the sun sets.
20. Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest? Well, normally I’d say Queen Lucy, but since she’s already done the survey, I’ll go with Mr. Beaver.
21. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to
respond? Lilygloves.
22. What are you listening to right now? I can faintly hear the sound of a river some distance off.
23. What is your favorite color? Red, like my scarf.
24. Time you finished this email? 3:35 pm.

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