FROM: Prince Rabadash
DATE: 2006-12-05 00:00:00.0
SUBJECT: Re. A Really Neat Survey-Rabadash’s Answers
Oh Queen Susan,
You are more gracious and beautiful than the stars, and more intelligent than even the wisest Tarkaans for finding a way in which I might communicate with my true love.
1. What time is it? 8:11 am
2. Name as it appears on birth certificate: Prince Rabadash, heir to the throne of the Tisroc (may he live forever).
3. Nicknames: Rabadash, O Enlightened Prince
4. Pets: Not a one, though I do have hundreds of slaves at my command.
5. Hair color: Black
6. Eye color: Black
7. Homeland: Calormen, the country of Tash the irresistable, the inexorable
8. Where you live now: The palace at Tashbaan
9. Favorite foods: Foods that are rich in oils and taste.
10. Love someone so much it made you cry? I am so in love with the beautiful Queen Susan that I cry every day I cannot see her.
11. Favorite day of the week: The day that I will journey to see my beloved.
12. Favorite flower? None.
13. Favorite drink: Wine. There is nothing like Calormene wine.
14. Favorite ice cream flavor? We have not this ice cream in my country.
15. What color is your bedroom carpet? Ivory.
16. Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from? The lovely Lasaraleen Tarkheena.
17. What do you do most often when you are bored? I spend every waking moment imagining my life with Queen Susan.
18. Most annoying thing people ask me: “When will you marry, Prince?” I will marry when the woman I love says yes to my proposals.
19. Bedtime: I don’t know.
20. Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest? Queen Susan is the only person that need respond.
21. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to
respond? The Queen Susan’s brother, the High King.
22. What are you listening to right now? I believe there is to be an execution today. In fact, I must get going as I am to be present.
23. What is your favorite color? Crimson.
24. Time you finished this email? 8:25 am
~ Totally In Love With the Barbarian Queen ~