FROM: Lady of the Green Kirtle
TO: King Peter , Queen Susan , King Edmund , Queen Lucy , Tumnus , Mr. Beaver , Mrs. Beaver , Aravis , Cor , King Lune , Lasaraleen , Prince Rabadash
DATE: 2007-07-12 00:00:00.0
SUBJECT: Stop Playing Such Childish Games….
Hello good computerrr userrrs,
I have been watching forrr some time now, and rrreally, I do think you all arrre a bit childish. What is this Interrrnet brrrowserrr of which you speak? Therrre is only one brrrowserrr that exists, and it is mine. Mine is the trrrue brrrowserrr, not like any of these made of things of which you speak. You arrre all just being silly to play these made-up games of yourrrs! Now, please, if you will, allow me to rrrestorrre yourrr sanity to you, that you might all grrrow up. Enclosed is a fabulous music file that consists entirrrely of instrrrumental mandolin tunes. Kindly ignorrre all sounds of hissing you might hearrr; I….um….errr….my computer might have been acting up that day I rrrecorded the file. Tomorrrrrrow when this message is rrreceived, I believe you all will be happierrr. You will be happier.
The Lady of the Green Kirtle
~ Don’t Always Believe What You Arrre Told ~