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FROM: King Peter
TO: King Edmund
DATE: 2007-10-04 00:00:00.0
SUBJECT: Frightened

Ed, Since you are my brother, I thought I’d confide in you about that last email message I received. If you could please be serious about this and save the jokes for another time when we can talk privately, I’d appreciate it. I’m honestly concerned about whoever this Mary-Su-Ariella-whatever the rest of her name is. I’m trying to run a kingdom here, for goodness sakes! The last thing I need right now is some crazed fangirl lunatic sending messages to everyone about how much she supposedly loves me. If this got around to the wrong person, the whole country would eventually find out, and let’s just say that things probably wouldn’t go so well for me. I know I’m supposed to be Peter the Magnificent, but frankly, something like this scares me. You, my brother, are Edmund the Just. Tell me what to do. Your brother, Peter

~ The Magnificent ~