Just my take on what a Narnian song might look like.
In the second year of the Pevensies’ reign, a family is sent to Narnia — for what purpose, no one yet knows. Join them on their adventure as those who would not seek Aslan on their own come to find Him anyway.
Thanks to C.S.Lois for this fun, captioned frame.
FROM: King Peter
TO: Queen Susan
DATE: 2008-04-08 00:00:00.0
SUBJECT: Re. This Must End!
My dear sister, I agree with you wholeheartedly that we must put an end to the troubles these two seemingly lovestruck individuals are causing. But I admit, I am rather perplexed as to what form the solution should take. In our time reigning here in Narnia, we have not specifically advocated violent punishment, and really, these two have done nothing worthy of a major punishment. However, neither can I stand having them out there, perhaps siding with our enemies (those who remain on the side of the Witch) and plotting to take over Narnia. Edmund assured me that I shouldn’t worry too much about it when I told him of what had been sent to me, but I guess I didn’t really listen to him, because I haven’t stopped thinking about it. I suppose we might as well just dispatch some of our most loyal soldiers throughout Narnia to keep an eye out for anyone who might look like the Miss Jones or the Mr. Peterson that sent us those messages. We cannot know for certain what they look like, but perhaps some of our soldiers will be able to use discernment and take a good guess based on what we might discern from the tone of the messages sent us. That’s all I can think of for now; please let me know if you think this will be effective. Sincerely, Peter
~ The Magnificent ~
Darling Aravis: I’ve gotten into a bit of trouble…my esteemed husband is dead, and everybody who is anybody is saying I did it–or planned it…I should arrive within a few days of this letter…affectionately, Lasaraleen Tarkheena