Text Messaging – Writing contest #63

What if Narnians had Instant Messaging?

Write what you think a Narnian conversation might be if they had cell phones.

Example:

Las: Darling whIl ur out, cn u pls pik ^ tat adorable dress I wz l%kin @ yesterday
Aravis: No idea what you just said.
Las: lol ur fun cn u pls pik ^ he dress
Aravis: Seriously, I dont know what youre saying.
Las: haha serisly pik ^ the dres prity pls
Aravis: …
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Honorable Mentions:
Stay Away by Jesus’girl4ever

Lucy: Peter, don’t come home. Keep fighting the Fell Beasts.
Peter: Why?
Lucy: We have 5 “perfect” princesses here to court you!
Peter: Good reason. What does Su say?
Lucy: Not to tell you and let you come home.
Peter: And Ed?
Lucy: He says to tell you to hurry home.
Peter: Why?
Lucy: He doesn’t want them to start liking him!
Peter: Then I’ll be sure to stay away!

Wrong Number by Elanorelle

Thorin: ur a dwarf rght?

Trumpkin: yah

Thorin: want 2 help me relclm the lonely mt? ur 1 of the cmpny now, no 1 shld no about this qust othr than us 13.

Trumpkin: im srry but who r u? o.O

Thorin: wat? :O i’m thorin oknshld king undr the mtn. dont u no me?

Trumpkin: y would I?

Thorin: wat I thght we met…

Trumpkin: nope, im sure ur name isnt narnian

Thorin: narnian? Im from mddlerth not narnia

Trumpkin: …

Thorin: srry wrong nmbr

Untitled by Aravir Morningstar

3:52am Caspian: skhjojdh hihsd lsdbf m,ns .sdf,,,.sdue
3:53am Caspian: uenskdijsdnnffhijhnsdfe jllkjinefhfheliv
3:54:am Caspian: wpdafsdsssssssssseeeeeeevvvvvv kkkkkkkkkkkkkserippppl
3:54am Peter: Huh?
3:54am Caspian: kdoneknf ndfnohjjne f klhnn iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
3:59am Peter: R u in trouble? Where r u?
3:59am Caspian: gobeeejjjsoiujssseeeeeeeeer//.

,ml
4:01am Peter: ………. Not thrilled, Caspian. Go back to sleep!
9:10am Caspian: Oh, my High King! I am soo sorry! Patterwtig and his friends stole my phone last night. I didn’t see till now what havoc they caused. My sincerest of apologies to your Highness!
9:15am Peter: lol 🙂
And the winner!
Dragoning by Swanwhite

Edmund: Eustace where r u? We r going on board soon.

Eustace: I WNET TO SLEE/.,}{ RGOS AGRONS I MEAN DRANGONS CAVE CAUSE ITWAS DEAD

Edmund: What on earth are you saying?!

Eustace: AND AINING SO HAR][;’* WOKE UP AND COU/?.,'”\GET OFFF MI ARM OH BOTHER\;'[].>

Edmund: Great Scott! There is a Dragon on the ridge!

Edmund: …with a cellphone?!

Eustace: ‘\]]]”IT MEE ITSS ME

Edmund: O.o

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