What if Narnians had Instant Messaging?
Write what you think a Narnian conversation might be if they had cell phones.
Example:
Lucy: Peter, don’t come home. Keep fighting the Fell Beasts.
Peter: Why?
Lucy: We have 5 “perfect” princesses here to court you!
Peter: Good reason. What does Su say?
Lucy: Not to tell you and let you come home.
Peter: And Ed?
Lucy: He says to tell you to hurry home.
Peter: Why?
Lucy: He doesn’t want them to start liking him!
Peter: Then I’ll be sure to stay away!
Thorin: ur a dwarf rght?
Trumpkin: yah
Thorin: want 2 help me relclm the lonely mt? ur 1 of the cmpny now, no 1 shld no about this qust othr than us 13.
Trumpkin: im srry but who r u? o.O
Thorin: wat? :O i’m thorin oknshld king undr the mtn. dont u no me?
Trumpkin: y would I?
Thorin: wat I thght we met…
Trumpkin: nope, im sure ur name isnt narnian
Thorin: narnian? Im from mddlerth not narnia
Trumpkin: …
Thorin: srry wrong nmbr
3:52am Caspian: skhjojdh hihsd lsdbf m,ns .sdf,,,.sdue
3:53am Caspian: uenskdijsdnnffhijhnsdfe jllkjinefhfheliv
3:54:am Caspian: wpdafsdsssssssssseeeeeeevvvvvv kkkkkkkkkkkkkserippppl
3:54am Peter: Huh?
3:54am Caspian: kdoneknf ndfnohjjne f klhnn iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
3:59am Peter: R u in trouble? Where r u?
3:59am Caspian: gobeeejjjsoiujssseeeeeeeeer//.
4:01am Peter: ………. Not thrilled, Caspian. Go back to sleep!
9:10am Caspian: Oh, my High King! I am soo sorry! Patterwtig and his friends stole my phone last night. I didn’t see till now what havoc they caused. My sincerest of apologies to your Highness!
9:15am Peter: lol 🙂
Edmund: Eustace where r u? We r going on board soon.
Eustace: I WNET TO SLEE/.,}{ RGOS AGRONS I MEAN DRANGONS CAVE CAUSE ITWAS DEAD
Edmund: What on earth are you saying?!
Eustace: AND AINING SO HAR][;’* WOKE UP AND COU/?.,'”\GET OFFF MI ARM OH BOTHER\;'[].>
Edmund: Great Scott! There is a Dragon on the ridge!
Edmund: …with a cellphone?!
Eustace: ‘\]]]”IT MEE ITSS ME
Edmund: O.o
cngrts 2 all u creatv txtrs… 😀
rofl
Thnx Benisse 🙂