Edmund: “SAVE THE KITTENS!!!” ~ Ariel_of_Narnia

Telmarines, swinging his swords wildly. Suddenly a lone Telmarine leaps into his path. Edmund prepares to destroy him.  Telmarine (looking behind Edmund): Look out! It’s a giant bird-thing heading straight for your! Edmund: Oh, no you don’t. I’m not falling for that old trick.  Suddenly a griffin swoops down from the sky and knocks Ed off his feet. Telmarine: Don’t say I didn’t warn you!  ~AGB

Apparently, Edmund is the only one taking this battle seriously. ~ gwainesfriend

 Servant: *comes out with food* Your Majesty, your chicken burger is ready! Edmund: Not now! Can’t you see I’m busy? ~ Lilliandil

 Someone dared Edmund to fight like Napoleon Dynamite. ~ misty

 Who said it? (spins) Who said it? (spins) If the person who said that Susan loves Caspian doesn’t admit now, I will have to kill you all!! (spins) ~ Tom Duffy

 Edmund: 3 of my oreos are missing!!!….and SOMEBODY’S GONNA PAY!!!! Peter (not visible): Everyone, RUN!!! Edmund’s gone MAD; now that he’s figured out that Lucy ate the last of his oreos!… ~ Aravis

 “Exactly! There’s supposed to be another sprig embroidered /right there/.” Apprentice: “… Are you sure you’re in the right career? I mean, that’s some intense nitpicking right there….” ~ Ariel_of_Narnia

I throw my swords in the air sometimes, singin’ “Ayo, that Witch has gotta go!” ~ Lys Aranel

Dead Telmarine behind Edmund: Man, he wears me out just watching him! ~ narniagirl11

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