Ed: Oh…my…gosh…DO YOU GUYS SEE WHAT THIS IS?!
Lucy:…no…
Ed: IT’S A LIMITED-EDITION GOLDEN SHELL SIGNED BY ONE DIRECTION!!!
~ Albero

 

Edmund: Lucy, this proves everything.
Lucy: Uh…Edmund?
Edmund: We are going to be so rich.
Lucy: Edmund…
Edmund: No one will tell us what to do!
Lucy: Edmund!
Edmund: We can live anywhere we want!
Lucy: EDMUND!!!!!
Edmund: What?
Lucy: It’s a shell that came from an underground pool that kills people by turning them into gold!
Edmund: Oh. On second thought, let’s get out of here.
~ AGB

 

One shell to rule them all, one shell to find them. One shell to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
~ Smaug

 

Who needs funhouse mirrors when you have gold shells that discolor AND stretch your reflection?
~hobbit_on_narnia

 

Edmund: “What does my future hold?” *sees weirdly distorted reflection* “Ahaaaah…plastic surgery!”
~ Elf-Brother

 

Whoah, an action figure! It’s ARMS move when you push on them *pushes left arm up and down in awe*
~ A Random TLCer

 

Edmund: “I feel as if everything has been for naught. Being king, a warrior, even living in England. Perhaps I am about to find the true meaning of life, if I could just–” Lucy and Caspian in background: “Oh come ON, Ed! You’ve been eating too much Turkish Delight!”
~ Hiking Peter

 

And thus, it was at that moment, that Edmund remembered he left the stove on. So shall Narnia be plunged into darkness.
~ emnu

 

Random merchant off to the side: “Yes, as you can see, sir, this shell is one HUNDRED percent authentic.” Edmund: “Waaaaait a minute…there’s writing on the back!” Merchant: “Uhhhhh….”
Edmund: “Made in China?!?!?!?!?!”
~ Mrs. Beaver

 

Slowly, Edmund caressed the bird.    The Maltese Falcon was his. This is the stuff that dreams are made of. The secret of all wealth.
“Ah, Skandar,” said Andrew, “I think you are channeling the wrong movie.
~ Tom Duffy

 

 

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