Did you just say my hair looked bad?
~ Queen Amelia the Brave
This is the White Witch just before she is hit by a freight train.
(Peter is about to die by the witch’s sword when…)
Peter: *sniff sniff* is something burning?
Jadis: *gasp* MY SPINACH PUFFS!!
Ohhhhh…. wow this is .. um.. awkward.. I killed a king, and am wearing his mane and a lion hat mocking him.. .. and then he shows up!?!??!?!
Jadis: Oh, no, you did-n’t!
Aslan: Oh, yes, I di-id!
Is that another one. Jeez, how may Mary Sue’s can Peter have chasing after him?
~ Tom Duffy
What?!?!?! You say you RUINED my statue collection?!?!
~ Hiking Peter
Andrew: “Whoa, Tilda, be careful!!” Tilda: “What? there was a bee beside his head!”
Hey! That’s MY chocolate! Everyone…OUT OF THE WAAAAAYYYY!
Jadis was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger all the time when suddenly, it hit her!
Blast! He’s wearing a Kevlar vest!
“Did you say One Direction is preforming HERE?!?!”
Nononono, no! Tell me I did NOT just break a nail!!!!!
~ Mrs. Beaver
Person offscreen: “WAIT, WAIT!!! Don’t cut the wedding cake! The bride hasn’t arrived yet!!”
White Witch: “Susan hasn’t arrived yet?!!? …Caspian is going to kill me…”
Wow I’m out of shape I really need to get back to the treadmill.
W.W.: “DIE SPIDER!”