Frozen School Parodies

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Re: Frozen School Parodies

Post by jesusgirl4ever » Wed May 14, 2014 8:09 pm

Thanks, Ariel!

P. S. If you didn't get this, Aygee is singing the Anna songs and I'm doing the Elsa ones. ;)

For the First Time in Forever 
Jaygee is opening the door;
I didn't know she did that anymore.
I thought she owned 8000 school books!
For hours we've roamed these empty halls,
Separated from our cousin by these walls,
Exploring all of the little nooks!
There'll be an actual, real-live Jaygee;
It'll be totally strange. 
But wow, am I so ready for this change!
Cause for the first time in forever, there'll be cousins; there'll be fun. 
For the first time in forever, we could go running in the sun!
Don't know if I'm elated or gassy, but I'm somewhere in that zone!
Cause for the first time in forever, I won't be alone. 
I can't wait to see her! Do you think I'm actually going to see her?
Today imagine me, jeans and all,
Running around beside the wall. 
The picture of silliness and play. 
I suddenly see her standing there;
Almost a stranger, tall and fair. 
I wanna run around and play all day!
But then we laugh and talk all morning, which is totally bizarre. 
Nothing like the life I've led so far!
For the first time in forever, there'll be craziness and games. 
For the first time in forever, I might hear her call my name. 
And I know it is totally silly to dream that she'll stay,
But for the first time in forever, at least we're gonna play. 

Don't let me out, don't let me see, be the schoolgirl I always have to be. 
Study and write and do not go, 
Make one wrong move and she'll never let go. 
But it's only for today...

It's only for today,

It's agony to wait,

It's agony to wait,

Now I'm going to open up the door!

The door!
For the first time in forever,

Don't let me out, don't let me see!

I'm getting what I'm dreaming of!

Be the schoolgirl I always have to be!

A chance to change my lonely world,

Study,

A chance to finally play!

Study and write and do not go!

I know it all ends tomorrow, so it has to be today! Cause for the first time in forever, for the first time in forever, there's no door in my way!
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Re: Frozen School Parodies

Post by Ariel.of.Narnia » Wed May 14, 2014 9:19 pm

Heh, lol. Tell us how you really feel about school. :lol:
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Re: Frozen School Parodies

Post by jesusgirl4ever » Thu May 15, 2014 10:44 am

:lol:

Summer Is An Open Door
Can I just say something crazy?

I love crazy!

All school year I've had a series of doors in my face,
Then suddenly I bump into you.

I was thinking the same thing! Cause, like, I've been searching this whole grade to find my own place,
And maybe it's the party talking, or the chocolate fondue.

But with June,

But with June,
I find my place.

I see your face,

And it's nothing like I've ever known before!
Summer is an open door,
Summer is an open door,
Summer is an open door

With you,

With you,

With you,

With you,

Summer is an open door.

I mean, it's crazy.

What?

We finish each other's-

Ice cream cones.

That's what I was gonna say!

I've never met someone

who seems so much like me.
Jinx! Jinx again!
Our mental synchronization can have but one explanation.

You

And I

Must

Be

the same grade!

Say goodbye!

Say goodbye!

To the math of the past!
We don't have to do it anymore!
Summer is an open door!
Summer is an open door!
Free time can be so much more

With food

With food

With food

With food!

Summer is an open door!

Can I say something crazy? Will you play with me?

Can I say something even crazier!? YES!


I wanted to make it non-romantic (especially since it would be sung by Aygee and another girl cousin. That would be wrong on so many levels). How do you think I did on that?
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Re: Frozen School Parodies

Post by Ariel.of.Narnia » Thu May 15, 2014 4:26 pm

Heh-heh. I'd say it was pretty good, though I felt the song could have undergone some more changes in places. *shrugs*
(Also, do I remember you asking where would be the best place to put a Narnian Frozen parody? It'd probably fit best under the Narnian section.)
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Re: Frozen School Parodies

Post by jesusgirl4ever » Thu May 15, 2014 8:54 pm

In Summer
Bees will buzz,
Kids'll blow dandelion fuzz,
And I'll be doing whatever boys do
In summer!
No books in my hand,
My feet up against the burning land,
Probably getting gorgeously tanned,
In summer!
I'll finally see a summer breeze
Blow away a schoolwork storm. 
And find out what perspiration is when I get warm...
And I can't wait to see
What my buddies all think of me. 
Just imagine how much cooler I'll be 
In summer!
Da da da do a bubba baba boo!
The fun and the sweat are both so intense,
Put 'em together; it just makes sense!
Ra da da da da da da da da da da do!
School time's a good time to stay in and muddle,
Put me in summer and I'll be a... happy little boy!
When life gets rough I like to hold on to my dream
Of relaxing in the summer sun,
Just letting off steam. 
Oh, the sky will be blue,
And you will be there too!
When I finally do what schoolboys do 
In summer!
In summer!
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Re: Frozen School Parodies

Post by Ariel.of.Narnia » Thu May 15, 2014 10:19 pm

... are you done with school yet? I can't tell with the number of these you're turning out. :P
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Re: Frozen School Parodies

Post by jesusgirl4ever » Thu May 15, 2014 10:41 pm

*snerk* Yeah, I'm done, but I'm still recovering from the "month before finals study crunch". :P

This is the last one! Promise! Unless Aygee talks me into doing "Fixer-Upper". I don't think she'll be able to. :D


For the First Time in Forever Reprise
Please don't shut me out again,
Please don't slam the door!
You don't have to keep your distance anymore!
Cause for the first time in forever,
I finally understand. 
For the first time in forever, we can fix this hand in hand. 
We can head down this mountain together! 
You don't have to live in fear!
Cause for the first time in forever, I will be right here. 

Aygee!
Please go back home!
Your life awaits!
Go enjoy your break and open the doors. 

Yeah, but-

I know! You mean well, but leave me be!
Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free!
Just stay away and you'll be safe from me!

Actually, we're not!

What do you mean you're not?

I get the feeling you don't know!

What do I not know?

Co-op's in deep, deep, deep, deep school. 

What?

You kinda set off an eternal school year, everywhere. 

Everywhere?

Well, it's okay, you can just unschool us!

No, I can't, I- I don't know how!

Sure you can. I know you can!
Cause for the first time in forever,

Oh, I'm such a fool; I can't be free!

You don't have to be afraid!

No escape from the school inside of me!

We can work this out together!

I can't control the curse!

We'll reverse the school you've made!

Oh, Aygee, please, you'll only make it worse!

Don't panic!

There's so much fear!

We'll make the summer bright!

You're not safe here!

We can face this thing together!

No!

We can change this school year weather!
And everything will be all right!

I CAN'T!
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Re: Frozen School Parodies

Post by albero1 » Fri May 16, 2014 2:20 pm

That one's my favorite!
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Re: Frozen School Parodies

Post by jesusgirl4ever » Sat May 17, 2014 12:32 am

For the First Time in Forever Reprise?
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Re: Frozen School Parodies

Post by Ariel.of.Narnia » Sat May 17, 2014 12:51 am

The reprise is my favourite. All the power, the clashing of the major and minor notes.... Lovely. :)
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