Mafia: Turnips, Tricksters, and TLC (The Story)
Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 1:32 pm
Mafia: Turnips, Tricksters, and TLC (The Story)
The sun rose to greet the small, yet bustling town of… well, everyone called it Turnipville. On the surface, it seemed to be a happy place, yet every citizen was worried. Why? The dreaded mafia had infiltrated their town, and there were even some among them who might have joined these dastardly foes. No one knew who was trustworthy; their best friend could turn out to be mafia instead of a turnip farmer. This day was Election Day, and everyone rushed to the town hall to cast their vote for mayor, hoping against hope that maybe, just maybe, with new leadership, the terrible mafia could be driven away. With only a few dissenters, Gypsevedius was chosen. Night fell on Turnipville.
When the sun’s rays again kissed the horizon, the horrified townspeople found that their new mayor was gone, kidnapped by mafia! After a vote, the people decide to tickle Tenethia. She was taken to jail, where she insisted upon her innocence. Tenny was left in jail, with great Wi-Fi and cookies, for her safety until the mafia had been defeated. While not being allowed to vote anymore, she did begin to give snarky commentary about the occurrences. Night once again fell.
The next morning, Kristi the Fisherdess had disappeared. This was a great blow to the community, for Kristi had been one of Turnipville’s founding members. After fierce debate, Ariel was chosen for tickling. She admitted to being mafia. The people rejoiced upon discovering one of their sworn enemies, though those who had believed Ariel’s pleas of innocence were shocked. She, too, was left in jail with Wi-Fi, cookies, and now chocolate milk. The snarky commentary increased. The sun set and the turnip farmers slept.
Upon the town’s awakening, Shield Maiden, who had lived in Turnipville for a very long time, had been kidnapped. Argument ensued about whether Narnia Girl 11 (Engee) or Elanorelle should be ticked. Both insisted upon the other’s guilt. In the end, the last townsperson to vote broke the tie, causing Elanor to be tickled and admit guilt. Joy spread through the town of Turnipville upon uncovering another evil antagonist, knowing that there was but one remaining. Elanor joined Tenny and Ariel in prison, with Wi-Fi, cookies, chocolate milk, and, somehow, popcorn and cake had been smuggled in. Again, more snarky commentary flowed out of jail. The people slept once more.
The sun rose again, this time on a town without Narniac, one of the town’s more recent, yet no less beloved, citizens! After more fierce fighting, during which some thought Cor should be tickled and some thought Jesus’ Girl 4ever (better known as Jaygee) should, the town residents tickled Jaygee, who was found to be innocent. She, too, joined the other three in jail for protection. The Wi-Fi, cookies, chocolate milk, cake, popcorn, and spaghetti did cheer her up somewhat, but she was still rather ticked at Cor and Berry, the ones who had voted her into jail. Night again arrived, claiming the villagers in darkness and sleep.
At sunrise, Engee was found missing. With diminishing numbers of free townsfolk, the people knew that the pressure to find the last mafia member was on! They now actually did tickle Cor. He not only upheld his innocence but also informed them that he was the detective, the only one (formerly) outside jail who knew who the final member of the mafia was. He could do nothing besides advise them to remember who he had voted for in the past. The saddened community did as he suggested, before they slept.
The next morning, Lil was found kidnapped! The four remaining members of the community, of whom one was mafia, gathered to vote. Or, at least, one of them did. Korkoa cast his ballot for Berry, who showed up moments after voting had closed and called out her vote for Kor. However, it was too late, and Kor, who was the final antagonist, released his associates and the three of them took over the town. Night fell on Turnipville one last time, the beloved little town in a state of anarchy, thanks to the mafia.
I don't know why I typed that up, but... yeah.
The sun rose to greet the small, yet bustling town of… well, everyone called it Turnipville. On the surface, it seemed to be a happy place, yet every citizen was worried. Why? The dreaded mafia had infiltrated their town, and there were even some among them who might have joined these dastardly foes. No one knew who was trustworthy; their best friend could turn out to be mafia instead of a turnip farmer. This day was Election Day, and everyone rushed to the town hall to cast their vote for mayor, hoping against hope that maybe, just maybe, with new leadership, the terrible mafia could be driven away. With only a few dissenters, Gypsevedius was chosen. Night fell on Turnipville.
When the sun’s rays again kissed the horizon, the horrified townspeople found that their new mayor was gone, kidnapped by mafia! After a vote, the people decide to tickle Tenethia. She was taken to jail, where she insisted upon her innocence. Tenny was left in jail, with great Wi-Fi and cookies, for her safety until the mafia had been defeated. While not being allowed to vote anymore, she did begin to give snarky commentary about the occurrences. Night once again fell.
The next morning, Kristi the Fisherdess had disappeared. This was a great blow to the community, for Kristi had been one of Turnipville’s founding members. After fierce debate, Ariel was chosen for tickling. She admitted to being mafia. The people rejoiced upon discovering one of their sworn enemies, though those who had believed Ariel’s pleas of innocence were shocked. She, too, was left in jail with Wi-Fi, cookies, and now chocolate milk. The snarky commentary increased. The sun set and the turnip farmers slept.
Upon the town’s awakening, Shield Maiden, who had lived in Turnipville for a very long time, had been kidnapped. Argument ensued about whether Narnia Girl 11 (Engee) or Elanorelle should be ticked. Both insisted upon the other’s guilt. In the end, the last townsperson to vote broke the tie, causing Elanor to be tickled and admit guilt. Joy spread through the town of Turnipville upon uncovering another evil antagonist, knowing that there was but one remaining. Elanor joined Tenny and Ariel in prison, with Wi-Fi, cookies, chocolate milk, and, somehow, popcorn and cake had been smuggled in. Again, more snarky commentary flowed out of jail. The people slept once more.
The sun rose again, this time on a town without Narniac, one of the town’s more recent, yet no less beloved, citizens! After more fierce fighting, during which some thought Cor should be tickled and some thought Jesus’ Girl 4ever (better known as Jaygee) should, the town residents tickled Jaygee, who was found to be innocent. She, too, joined the other three in jail for protection. The Wi-Fi, cookies, chocolate milk, cake, popcorn, and spaghetti did cheer her up somewhat, but she was still rather ticked at Cor and Berry, the ones who had voted her into jail. Night again arrived, claiming the villagers in darkness and sleep.
At sunrise, Engee was found missing. With diminishing numbers of free townsfolk, the people knew that the pressure to find the last mafia member was on! They now actually did tickle Cor. He not only upheld his innocence but also informed them that he was the detective, the only one (formerly) outside jail who knew who the final member of the mafia was. He could do nothing besides advise them to remember who he had voted for in the past. The saddened community did as he suggested, before they slept.
The next morning, Lil was found kidnapped! The four remaining members of the community, of whom one was mafia, gathered to vote. Or, at least, one of them did. Korkoa cast his ballot for Berry, who showed up moments after voting had closed and called out her vote for Kor. However, it was too late, and Kor, who was the final antagonist, released his associates and the three of them took over the town. Night fell on Turnipville one last time, the beloved little town in a state of anarchy, thanks to the mafia.
I don't know why I typed that up, but... yeah.
Jaygee, that's great! 
Good times, good times.
