Narnia Characters as things my family and I have said
Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2020 4:38 pm
Polly: "You're going to get us killed one of these days."
Digory: "At least we'll die having an adventure."
Lucy: *builds a snowman* "Look I made a snowman!"
Peter: "It looks awesome!"
Edmund: *knocks it over* "THE BEAST IS DEAD!"
Susan: "Beavers shouldn't be saying anything!"
Peter: "WE'RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE!"
Lucy: "We literally walked through a wardrobe and stepped into a magical snow land. I think a talking beaver is the least of our problems."
Edmund: "Mom said not to talk to strangers. Don't talk to strangers. Don't talk to strangers. Don't talk to-" *sees Jadis* "EXCUSE ME MA'AM!!!"
Uncle Andrew: "I don't need no one. I'm smart. I'm handsome. I'm-" *sees Jadis* "IN DESPERATE NEED OF A WIFE!"
Reepicheep: "I wanna go to military school and get thicc."
Caspian: "Short people have short tempers because they have short fuses."
Trumpkin: "Say that one more time, I dare you!"
Polly: "Gimme your hand. It gives me a sense of security."
Digory: "Ew, no." *runs away*
Susan: "JUST BECAUSE A MAN IN A RED COAT GIVES YOU A SWORD DOESN'T MAKE YOU A HERO!"
Peter: "Watch me." *stabs ice*
Lucy: "AHHHHHHHHHHH! JUST KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
Susan: "Edmund what's that?"
Edmund: "Nothing."
Susan: "Ed."
Edmund: "Science."
Peter: *walks by* "He's making a stink bomb."
Edmund: *runs by with a bucket on his head and a big stick in his hand* "FOR NARNI-" *crashes into a tree and falls back*
Caspian: "Have you ever wanted to be a plant?"
Lucy: "No. Have you?"
Caspian: "Yeah, I think it'll be fun to chloroplast."
Lucy: "SUSAN LOOK WHAT I FOUND!" *runs with a huge snail*
Susan: "PUT IT BACK!"
Caspian: "What you got there?"
Reepicheep: "A smoothie"
(I'll update with more as I come up with ideas)
UPDATE 6/1/2020
Reepicheep: "WHO ATE MY HOT CHEETOS?!"
*everyone points at Caspian*
Caspian: *covered in hot cheeto dust*
Eustace: "How do you apologise to someone who lost something and you wronged them?"
Edmund: "I'm sorry for your loss and I hope we can move on."
Eustace: "Okay. I ate my mother's candy and blamed it on you. I also ate your chocolate. I'm sorry for your loss and I hope we can move on because I already did."
Digory: "At least we'll die having an adventure."
Lucy: *builds a snowman* "Look I made a snowman!"
Peter: "It looks awesome!"
Edmund: *knocks it over* "THE BEAST IS DEAD!"
Susan: "Beavers shouldn't be saying anything!"
Peter: "WE'RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE!"
Lucy: "We literally walked through a wardrobe and stepped into a magical snow land. I think a talking beaver is the least of our problems."
Edmund: "Mom said not to talk to strangers. Don't talk to strangers. Don't talk to strangers. Don't talk to-" *sees Jadis* "EXCUSE ME MA'AM!!!"
Uncle Andrew: "I don't need no one. I'm smart. I'm handsome. I'm-" *sees Jadis* "IN DESPERATE NEED OF A WIFE!"
Reepicheep: "I wanna go to military school and get thicc."
Caspian: "Short people have short tempers because they have short fuses."
Trumpkin: "Say that one more time, I dare you!"
Polly: "Gimme your hand. It gives me a sense of security."
Digory: "Ew, no." *runs away*
Susan: "JUST BECAUSE A MAN IN A RED COAT GIVES YOU A SWORD DOESN'T MAKE YOU A HERO!"
Peter: "Watch me." *stabs ice*
Lucy: "AHHHHHHHHHHH! JUST KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
Susan: "Edmund what's that?"
Edmund: "Nothing."
Susan: "Ed."
Edmund: "Science."
Peter: *walks by* "He's making a stink bomb."
Edmund: *runs by with a bucket on his head and a big stick in his hand* "FOR NARNI-" *crashes into a tree and falls back*
Caspian: "Have you ever wanted to be a plant?"
Lucy: "No. Have you?"
Caspian: "Yeah, I think it'll be fun to chloroplast."
Lucy: "SUSAN LOOK WHAT I FOUND!" *runs with a huge snail*
Susan: "PUT IT BACK!"
Caspian: "What you got there?"
Reepicheep: "A smoothie"
(I'll update with more as I come up with ideas)
UPDATE 6/1/2020
Reepicheep: "WHO ATE MY HOT CHEETOS?!"
*everyone points at Caspian*
Caspian: *covered in hot cheeto dust*
Eustace: "How do you apologise to someone who lost something and you wronged them?"
Edmund: "I'm sorry for your loss and I hope we can move on."
Eustace: "Okay. I ate my mother's candy and blamed it on you. I also ate your chocolate. I'm sorry for your loss and I hope we can move on because I already did."
I would love to see your work! The Reepicheep one is actually one my youngest brother said. He's always been a scrawny kid so he gets bummed when he sees kids bigger than him. Finally my mom was joking about sending him to military school if he didn't behave and he said "Send me cause I wanna get thicc"