Aaaaaand, I just realized that for the past couple questions, I was thinking of my answer for the Narnian 20 questions.
So, for review:
1. It is inanimate.
2. Most people own one.
3. It is not an appliance.
4. It may be found in the kitchen, but not because it's a kitchen item.
5. It does appear in Narnia.
6. There is one in a book Eustace stars in.
7. Despite my earlier answer, it is not