My first gift is for Tenethia. I heard she likes chat logs, and Father Christmas gave me a short but sweet chat log.
:music YES GOODNESS KNOW THE WICKED'S LIVES ARE LONELY! GOODNESS KNOW THE WICKED DIE ALONE! NOTHING GROWS FOR THE WICKED; THEY REAP ONLY WHAT THEY SOW!
It's sung so loudly
It deserves all caps
Father Christmas told me that you're hiding from that little dormouse because she plans to do away with you (I'll have you know she isn't getting any presents this year
), and that you wanted a steel blanket. Here's one we found lying around. We didn't think it would ever get used. :p
I also hear you like tobyMac and Star Wars. I think you'll appreciate this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXI02TvkqCw
And finally, I have something for everyone: a new chandelier!
Merry Christmas, everyone!