Ruin My Dream!

[alexandanor]

All right. Have a fun time in jail!

I wish I was the best archer in the world.

[Ariel.of.Narnia]

(@hobbit: )

Granted! But it's a wonder that you are considering that you're also blind. Don't ask how that works.

I wish I had a better singing voice.

[albero1]

Granted, but the only song you can sing is Baby by Justin Bieber.

I wish I wasn't allergic to dairy.

[Ariel.of.Narnia]

(Noooooooooo!!)

Granted, but now you've got celiac disease.

I wish TLCinema could be hosted in RL.

[anunknownpevensie]

Granted, but it would cost everyone a lot. (Though it might be worth it)

I wish I could get everyone here together for a countrywide trip!

[Ariel.of.Narnia]

(I know. That's the bummer....)

Granted! But you have to organize the whole shebang yourself. Every. Little. Detail.

I wish I had the right inspiration to follow through on a fic idea.

[always narnian]

Granted, but you can't stop yourself from writing it—even to have meals.

I wish that I could make perfect coffee drinks

[narniac101]

Granted, but it takes an extreeeeeeemely long time to get it just right.

I wish I had an electric torch like Edmund's!

[Ariel.of.Narnia]

Granted! But you got in big trouble 'cause said electric torch belongs to a WWII museum.

I wish I could cosplay.

[always narnian]

Granted, but now you even have to SLEEP in your cosplay clothes =o