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YAY!!! Another Mad Lib!

20. *forgets what an adjective is and guesses instead* uhhhh... Slimy?

21. Reptilian

ANNNNNND IT'S FINISHEDDDDD.

There was a waltz called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it. His cloaks called him Eustace Clarence and shooting stars called him Scrubb. I can’t tell you how his teacups spoke to him, for he had none. He didn’t call his Father and Mother “Father” and “Mother”, but Winston and Mary Poppins. They were very musical and fabulous people. They were fishing lines, swimsuits, and whales and wore a special kind of underclothes. In their vitamin capsule, there was very little Arkenstone, and very few Rhindons on kazoos, and the windows were always open.

Eustace Clarence liked animals, especially rhinoceroses, if they were dead and pinned on a card. He liked books, if they were books of raspberry-jalapeño jam, and had pictures of jellyfish elevators or of slimy foreign children doing exercises in reptilian schools.

*scratches head* Eustace has got some serious contacts if he collects rhinos....

And some seriously immense pins, too, if they're long enough to be able to hold a rhinoceros on a card.

@hobbit: oh yeah, good point.

I was just thinking how sad it was that he didn't have any teacups...

Or Rhindons on kazoos. It's just not a home without a few Rhindons on kazoos.
I would love to meet his folks, though, as they are apparently "very musical and fabulous people". And I believe it mentioned that they keep a little Arkenstone somewhere about; that's always a good thing to have on hand.

I love the last paragragh best.
"He liked books, if they were books of rasberry-jalapeño jam".

And what exactly is a reptilian school anyway?