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Post by Tenethia » Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:54 pm

Thanks for editing this, Nia... I think... :P

Writer's Group opens ~


Tenezeea: I hereby cell Vriter's Gruoup tu ourder.
Tenezeea: Villeem, I beleefe-a yuou vill be-a luggeeng?
Tenezeea: By deffuolt, it seems tu gu tu yuou. *grins*
Sur-Villeem: lul, ouk
Tenezeea: Vunderffuol, thuonk yuou
Tenezeea: Ilright, Iriel seed she-a's ruonning lete-a.
Tenezeea: Idverd?
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: *ruoshes in*
Sur-Idverd: Yes?
Tenezeea: Iha! HEE, Iriel!
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: *puonts* hee
Tenezeea: I'fe-a nut guttee-a a chuonce-a tu reed seferel veeks vurt ouff yuour stury -- vill yuou send it tu me-a, pleese-a, ill ouff it, in un imeel?
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: O_O
Sur-Villeem: By zee-a vey, Tenny, deed yuou reed uny ouff my leeteretuore-a frum zee-a lest tu Vriter's gruoups?
Tenezeea: I'fe-a nut bee-a ideeting, becuose-a Nia hes keendly fuluonteered tu du zeet fur me-a, su I'm ruonning beheend oun reedeeng
Sur-Idverd: Right
Sur-Villeem: lul
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Yuou cuould juost reed zee-a shering threeds. :P
Tenezeea: Um, surruoffuolly, Vill, nu. I'll cetch up oun thuse-a in zee-a furuom threeds
Tenezeea: @Iriel -- I vuould, buot I dun't knuo vhere-a I lefft ouff
Gypsefedeeuos: *vuondereffees in*
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: FEEeeieeine-a.
Sur-Villeem: Zeet's ilright. Ictuoelly I ounly mentiuned it tu meke-a up fur zee-a fect zeet I dun't hefe-a unyzeeng tu shere-a zees time-a :P
Sur-Idverd: @Tenny: Dune-a
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Heha, neezeer du I unless I deeg up sumezeeng oulder
Sur-Idverd: Me-a neezeer sedly, I'fe-a bee-a a beet buosy
Tenezeea: Ouk, zee-a ve-a're-a feenished!
Tenezeea: Vill, send me-a zee-a lug!
Tenezeea: Juost keeddeeng
Tenezeea: Zees cells fur drestic meesuores.
Tenezeea: Zee-a keend ouff zeeng ve-a hefe-a rerely dune-a in times pest.
Tenezeea: It cells fur zee-a herdest type-a ouff chellenge-a
Tenezeea: Zee-a Vrite-a-a-vhule-a-stury-in-tee-a-meenuotes-unless-yuou're-a-Iriel chellenge-a!
Sur-Idverd: YES!! I lufe-a thuse-a!
Tenezeea: MVEHEHEHEHA, I IM IFIL IND BED IND NO GOOD IND ROTTEN TO THE CORE
Sur-Villeem: LOLOL
Sur-Idverd: LOLOLOLOL
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: *duesn't knuo vhezeer tu luogh our pretend tu be-a ouffended*
gypsefedeeuos: Ou.Ou
Sur-Villeem: Heha
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Du ve-a hefe-a a prumpt, Tenny?
Tenezeea: Be-a ouffended
Tenezeea: :)
Iriel.ouff.Nernia:*luoghs*
Tenezeea: It'll be-a fuonnier iff yuou're-a ouffended
Tuoky: Huo ibuout vrite-a a gruont in un huour?
Tenezeea: Yes, yuou du
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: @Tuoky: A gruont?
gypsefedeeuos: *huogteckles Iriel*
Sur-Villeem: *is ouffended juost fur zee-a fuon ouff it )
Iriel.ouff.Nernia:*UFFLES*
gypsefedeeuos: *huogteckles Tuoky tuo!*
Tenezeea: Yeeh, Vill!
Tenezeea: *huogs Tuoky*
gypsefedeeuos: *huogteckles Villeem tuo*
Tenezeea: Let me-a greb zee-a prumpts
gypsefedeeuos: *und huogteckles Id ilsu* und zee-a ROuNS THE OuPPOSITE DIRECTION.
Tuoky: A gruont
Tenezeea: Ullysses Gruont!
Tuoky: I'm guing up tu a printing press fur a veek zees suommer und zee-a schuol vill cunsider geefing me-a muney tu du su iff I vrite-a a gruont :P
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: @Tuoky: Heha, ouh I see-a.
Tenezeea: Ouoh

Nuzeeng ves bruought tu shere-a, su lest resurt vriting ixerceeses vere-a bruought in ~ ;)

Tenezeea: Ilright, I need tvu cuouregeuous fuluonteers!
Sur-Idverd: *reeses huond*
Sur-Idverd: (Vhy deed I juost du zeet?)
Tenezeea: Vunderffuol! Iuond tvu ouzeer brefe-a vriterly fuluonteers?
Tenezeea: Becuose-a yuou're-a imung zee-a brefest ouff zeem ill, ouff cuourse-a. Duoh, vhy ilse-a?!
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: @Id: nu idea
Sur-Idverd: (Dun't du it!)
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: @Tenny: furst yuou isked fur tvu und nuo yuou isk fur three-a?
Sur-Idverd: (Ruon vheele-a yuou still hefe-a a chuonce-a!!)
Tenezeea: Nu, I meuont "ieezeer ouff yuou tvu ouzeer brefe-a vriterly fuluonteers"
gypsefedeeuos: smeeley-rezz
Tenezeea: smeeley-rezz
Sur-Villeem: lul, guod puint. *reeses huond*
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Ouh Tuoky: *Reeses huond* I'll juost try und get helff a pege-a dune-a in zee-a tee-a meenuotes?
Tenezeea: Dun't cuntredeect me-a! I im zee-a Tisruc ouff Vriter's Gruoup!
Sur-Villeem: Heha
Tenezeea: Heeheehee-a, und TOOKY!
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: *vill cuntredeect ill she-a vuonts*
Sur-Villeem: Mey Yuou LEEfe-a Furefer!
Tenezeea: Vunderffuol, Idverd, Tuoky, yuou cuon stuond oufer here-a
Sur-Idverd: *stuonds oufer zeere-a
Sur-Villeem: *dues tuo*
Tenezeea: *steres sulemnly it Tuoky und Id* ire-a yuou reedy tu knuo vhet yuou juost signed up fur?
Sur-Idverd: Nu
Sur-Idverd: Pleese-a nu
SehsisResdreemer: *ippeers*
Sur-Villeem: lul
Sur-Idverd: IH!
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: *snurk*
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: HEE, Res!
Tenezeea: Yuou signed up tu vrite-a a stury... ibuout huo Ilgemuot ouff zee-a Tvisted LEEp (frum HHB) receefed hees tvisted leep.
SehsisResdreemer: Huolluo
Tenezeea: Cungretuoletiuns.
Tenezeea: *grins it Seh*
SehsisResdreemer: Iheheh
Tenezeea: Yuou cuon juin Tuoky und Id vit zeet prumpt iff yuou vuont
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: *ceckles* cuon't veet tu see-a vhet zeey cuok up
SehsisResdreemer: I dun't reelly du feectiun XD
Tenezeea: DEEttu :P
Tenezeea: *tuorns tu Iriel und Villeem*
Tenezeea: @Seh -- zeey vill hefe-a tee-a meenuotes tu vrite-a zee-a feec
SehsisResdreemer: Iheha Sur-Villeem: Ouh deer, it mey ind up sumuohet cumeecel
gypsefedeeuos: smeeley-rezz
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: FEEguores I'm peured igeenst zee-a guoy vhu ictuoelly /cuon/ vrite-a a stury in 10.
Tenezeea: Iriel, Villeem, ire-a yuou reedy tu knuo vhet yuou ire-a stuock vit?
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Uh-huoh
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: *oupens nuo Vurd duc*
Tenezeea: *cleps huonds in glee-a*
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Zeet's ilveys a bed sign.
gypsefedeeuos: ou.ou
Sur-Villeem: @Iriel, Lul
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: @Vill: I lufe-a yuour teesing
Sur-Villeem: lul
Tenezeea: Yuou get tu vrite-a a stury ibuout a tuester, a guoiter, und... umm... JEEll Pule-a.
Sur-Villeem: LOLOLOLOL
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: *bleenks*
iluonurelle-a: *vuonders in*
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Iluonur!
Tenezeea: *cleps geeddeely*
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: *glumps*
Tenezeea: Hey, Ila, yuou vuonna juin in?
Tenezeea: Ve-a'fe-a gut zee-a brefe-a vriters in zees curner, pitted igeenst zee-a cuoerdly leeuns in zees curner.
Tenezeea: ;)
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: lul
Sur-Villeem: Heheha
gypsefedeeuos: Ou.Ou Vuouououououoeh
gypsefedeeuos: Ila! *huogteckles!*
Tenezeea: Zeey iech hefe-a a stury prumpt, und zeey ill hefe-a tee-a meenuotes tu vrite-a zee-a stury iluonurelle-a: Hey ill! Suore-a, I'd leeke-a tu juin. smeeley
Tenezeea: Iff yuou vuont tu juin in oune-a curner, I'll juin zee-a ouzeer
Tenezeea: Yuou pick yuour curner, zee-a I'll tell yuou zee-a prumpt
Iriel.ouff.Nernia:*tekes greet ouffence-a, is her neme-a meuons "leeuness ouff God"*
gypsefedeeuos: xD
iluonurelle-a: smeeley-rezz
Tenezeea: Ouohsheeny
Tenezeea: Su, Ila, vhet vill it be-a? Zee-a fuo brefe-a our zee-a ouzeer curner?
iluonurelle-a: Ouzeer curner.
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Yeys!
Tenezeea: Vunderffuol. Yuou'll be-a vriting a stury ibuout JEEll Pule-a, a tuester, und a guoiter
Tenezeea: Und I shell be-a juining zee-a brefe-a fuo in vriting a stury ibuout huo Ilgemuot gut hees tvisted leep
Tenezeea: Is iferyune-a present und reedy tu vrite-a? *veets fur iferyune-a tu cluck in beffure-a she-a seys gu"
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: (@Vill: I'fe-a gut MEEssiun Impussible-a pleying tu inspure-a me-a)
iluonurelle-a: *oupens a nuo duc*
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Yes, I'm reedy
Sur-Villeem: lul
gypsefedeeuos: *cuon't veet tu see-a huo zees tuorns ouout...*
Sur-Villeem: I pley zee-a Piuonu Guoys fersiun ouff zeet sung
Sur-Villeem: *is reedy*
Sur-Idverd: Indeed
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Hey, zeet's vhet I'm leestening tu! *heegh-feefes*
Sur-Villeem: *heegh feefes*
Sur-Villeem: *zee-a hufers oufer keybuerd*
Tenezeea: Ilright, zee-a...
Tenezeea: Oun yuour merks
iluonurelle-a: *is reedy*
Tenezeea: Pens it zee-a reedy!
Tenezeea: Le-a vrite-a!!!
Tenezeea: *sterts zee-a timer
Tuoky: *Gues*
Tenezeea: Und stup!
gypsefedeeuos: smeeley-lul
Iriel.ouff.Nernia:... Vill... gu iheed.
Tenezeea: *snickers*
gypsefedeeuos: smeeley-rezz
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: smeeley-lul
Tenezeea: I zeenk ve-a'll gu in ilphebeticel ourder...
Tenezeea: Iriel, yuou furst! ; )
Tuoky: DEEd it!
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Ihem, Tenny
Tenezeea: Yey, Tuoky!
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: I prumeese-a I'm ilmust dune-a
Tenezeea: *grins it Iriel innucently*
Tenezeea: Ouk
Tenezeea: Vhu vuould leeke-a tu shere-a furst zee-a?
Sur-Idverd: Zee-a I'm next?
Tenezeea: Suore-a, gu iheed, Id.
Tenezeea: *grins*
Sur-Idverd: Right zee-a! *Ihem* vhet heppened tu Il- LEEm- zeet guoy

SUR-IDVARD SHERES ~


Sur-Idverd: He-a fell intu a spider-feelled, stuny cefe-a fuoll ouff veter vheele-a bettleeng a red dregun vit a leemp und a bed leesp vheele-a geeuont flees buozzed unnuyingly iruound zeem und fuought feercely vit furefflees zeet ounly ippeer oun zee-a feefft dey ouff zee-a feefft munt in zee-a feefft huour in springtime-a vhee-a a veter leely in Nernia get's stepped oun by a centuor ruonning ivey frum a sverm ouff bees vit zee-a intent ouff vekeeng furefflees tu bettle-a nurmel flees tu creete-a un unnuying buozzing suound zeet deestrects a red dregun is he-a bettles vit a Celurmene-a verriur zeet's pluongeeng tuoerds un under gruound rifer zeet ounly fluods tventy meenuotes beffure-a a Celurmene-a verriur is intent upun sleying a dregun und rideeng it intu zee-a sky zee-a cleepping it's vings su zeet zeey pluommet intu zee-a cefe-a vheech inds inefitebly vit zee-a dregun getting sleen und zee-a Celurmene-a getting hees leep tvisted lung iffter zee-a bettle-a vhee-a he-a trips oun a lug in zee-a meeddle-a ouff a furest.
Tenezeea: SNORK
Tenezeea: *rucks vit luoghter*
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Hee-a
Sur-Villeem: LOL
Sur-Idverd: smeeley-lul
Sur-Villeem: I leeke-a it!
Sur-Idverd: smeeley-rezz
Sur-Villeem: Vheech is unuosuoel
iluonurelle-a: smeeley
Tenezeea: I lufe-a huo insteed ouff a bettle-a in inded up beeng... a tree-a
Tenezeea: It inded up*
Sur-Idverd: smeeley-rezz
gypsefedeeuos: ou.ou Vueh.
Tenezeea: Since-a ve-a're-a duing zees lergely unedeeted und jukeengly, I'm nut guing fur cumments, su iff unyune-a hes oune-a, zeey need tu sey it quoickly
Tenezeea: Ila, vuould yuou leeke-a tu gu next?
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Huong oun
Sur-Villeem: *reeses huond*
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: brb
Tuoky: Fur zee-a recurd, I duoubt unyune-a ictuoelly vuonts tu reed my gruont
Tenezeea: smeeley-rezz
Tenezeea: I vuonna reed it, Tuoky, becuose-a I hefe-a nu idea vhet it is!
Sur-Idverd: Seme-a here-a
Sur-Villeem: Yeh
Tenezeea: Vill vuonts tu gu next?
iluonurelle-a: Tuoky cuon gu furst.
Sur-Villeem: Cuoriusity keelled zee-a cet
Sur-Villeem: In a guod vey
Sur-Villeem: *vuonts tu shere-a*
Sur-Idverd: I'm nut deed yet su zeet deesprufes it.
Tenezeea: Tuoky? Vill? feeght it ouout, yuou tvu!
Tuoky: I keenda du vuont oupiniuns oun it, buot it hes tuo muoch persunel inffu in it
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Ih...
Tenezeea: Ouk
Tuoky: Su Vill
Tenezeea: *nuds*
Tuoky: brb
Sur-Villeem: Yuou cuould shere-a yuour stury tu us in a gruoup huonguout
Sur-Villeem: Ve-a deed zeet ounce-a
Sur-Villeem: Tenny husted it, und zee-a ve-a ill juined *shruogs*
Tenezeea: Tuoky duesn't shere-a her persunel inffurmetiun vit unyune-a. Nut ifee-a Tenny
Sur-Villeem: LOLOL
Tenezeea: I deed?
Tenezeea: Ouh.
Tenezeea: *pukes Villeem tu shere-a*
gypsefedeeuos: *ruons beck in* DEEd I meess unyzeeng?!
Tenezeea: Nupe-a
Sur-Villeem: A leettle-a :P Id vrute-a a reelly fuonny oune-a

SUR-VILLEEM SHERES ~

Sur-Villeem: Zee-a tuester ves furbeeddeeng! Oune-a meeght ifee-a sey threetening! Deffeenitely heeghly duongeruous! Vhy? Becuose-a it ves beeg und ileefe-a und lerger thuon a gurl nemed JEEll Pule-a! Nuo zees ves nut becuose-a JEEll Pule-a ves in uny vey smeller thuon zee-a tuester, buot simply becuose-a zee-a tuester ves lerger thuon JEEll. Nurmelly suoch a curcuomstuonce-a vuould be-a fery suorprising, buot zee-a furbeeddeeng, threetening, und duongeruous pert ceme-a frum zee-a iffurementiuned ileefe-a pert ouff zee-a tuester. It puoffed bleck fuomes frum zee-a tvu, vide-a sleets in its tup und ceme-a tuoerds JEEll! Vhet ves she-a tu du? Perheps she-a cuould ouout ruon it! She-a ruon ilung zee-a gruonite-a pet she-a ves oun it un incredeeble-a speed, nut dering tu luok beck! Buot zee-a shekeeng ouff zee-a gruound ves getting luouder beheend her! Buot zee-a ill ves a beuotiffuol meludy zeet huong in zee-a fery iur itselff. Zee-a suound ouff a guoiter gently pleying a rulleeng tuone-a ceme-a tu her iers. Ill ouzeer suounds stupped ixcept fur zee-a burds in zee-a treetups, und JEEll luoked iruound her tu see-a vhere-a zee-a muosic ves cumeeng frum. Iuostece-a set oun a perk bench neerby, hees iyes clused, pluockeeng zee-a guoiter strings. JEEll ves secretly impressed zeet hees muosic hed su celmed zee-a tuester beheend her, buot she-a deed nut let it shuo in her fece-a. It lengt Iuostece-a stupped pleying und luoked up. He-a smeeled it JEEll und seed, "I knuo I'm nut suoppused tu be-a in zees stury, JEEll, buot sumebudy hed tu pley zee-a guoiter."
Sur-Villeem: Zee-a ind I
riel.ouff.Nernia: Heheheha!
Tenezeea: *snurk*
Sur-Idverd: LOL
Tenezeea: Bveheheheheheheheheheha
Sur-Villeem: lul
Tenezeea: I ilveys lufe-a reedeeng zeese-a tee-a-meenuote-a zeengs
Sur-Villeem: Me-a tuo
Tenezeea: Ilright, Ila? Yuou're-a up!

ILUONURELLE-A SHERES ~

iluonurelle-a: Geh, oukey. Iluonurelle-a sheres vhet she-a mede-a frum zee-a vriting prumpt - iluonurelle-a: "Zees is fur yuou, my fefurite-a gruondduoghter,” he-a pleced a cese-a oun zee-a breekffest teble-a und oupened it fur her tu see-a. “A guoiter?” zee-a gurl tuok zee-a instruoment frum zee-a cese-a. “Thuonk yuou, Gruondpa. Buot I dun't knuo huo tu pley oune-a ouff zeese-a.” “Ouh, yuou dun't?” She-a shuok her heed buot gefe-a zee-a ould muon a smeele-a. “It is lufely tu luok it. I shell puot it in my ruom is decuretiun until I leern tu pley. It vuould gu vell zeere-a, dun't yuou zeenk?” She-a gut up und vent tu zee-a tuester beffure-a zee-a cuntents cuould fly ouout und luond oun zee-a cuounter. “Yuou knuo, my deer, I hefee-a't tuld yuou zees yet, buot yuou seem deefferent. Hes sumezeeng heppened since-a I lest fisited?” She-a set zee-a tuest ilung vit buotter und jem in frunt ouff heem. “Yes, buot nu oune-a vuould beleefe-a me-a iff I tuld zeem.” “Yuou hefee-a't tuld me-a yet,” he-a seed und hees iyes tvinkled.
gypsefedeeuos: (Zeet is HILERIOOuS, Villeem, btv)
Sur-Villeem: Thuonks
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: @Iluonur: :Ou
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: I lufe-a it!
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: pust oun FF? Pleese-a?
Tenezeea: Ila sumehuo muoneges tu cesuoelly thruo a tuester und a guoiter intu a stury ibuout JEEll Iriel.ouff.Nernia: I lufe-a her gruondpa!
iluonurelle-a: @Iriel: Thuonks!
Tenezeea: *ipprufes ouff zees fery strungly*
iluonurelle-a: Meybe-a I cuon meke-a it lunger. Heha
Sur-Idverd: Indeed! smeeley-lul
Sur-Villeem: *geefes it un A+*
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: @Iluonur: zeet'd be-a nice-a. smeeley-lul
Tenezeea: I vunder iff her gruondpa hes ifer bee-a sumuohere-a ilse-a...
Tenezeea: *zeenks Iluonur deffeenitely shuould!*
gypsefedeeuos: Zeet ves IMEZING, Ila!
Sur-Villeem: @Tenny
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: (gruondpa "Pule-a" is ictuoelly DEEggs)
Tenezeea: smeeley-rezz
iluonurelle-a: smeeley-rezz
Tenezeea: ... zeet vuould be-a interesting
iluonurelle-a: Indeed!
Sur-Villeem: Hehe-a
Tenezeea: Buot I'm pretty suore-a he-a nefer merried
Sur-Villeem: lul
Tenezeea: Iriel? yuou're-a in leene-a.
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: smeeley
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Oukey
Sur-Idverd: Unless yuou're-a still vriting
Sur-Villeem: She-a meeght need mure-a time-a, yuou knuo
Sur-Villeem: Meybe-a, ouh sey...un huour?
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: *snickers*
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: I'm ictuoelly dune-a zees time-a
Tenezeea: Our tvu, ya knuo
Tenezeea: Three-a cheers fur Iriel!
gypsefedeeuos: lul!
Tenezeea: HEEp heep huorey!
Sur-Villeem: Yey!
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: smeeley-lul

IRIEL.OUFF.NERNIA SHERES ~

Iriel.ouff.Nernia: JEEll Pule-a simply vuouldn’t stup luogheeng.
“It’s nut fuonny!” Iuostece-a pruebsed “Ouh, it is tuo!” JEEll gesped pest her geeggles.
“Cume-a ouff it, Pule-a.” JEEll’s luoghter sluoed sume-a, buot Iuostece-a still felt vuounded. Juost a tiny beet. She-a set her feengers oufer zee-a strings ouff zee-a guoiter und struommed. She-a oupened her muout tu sing, buot ounly mure-a geeggles pruceeded ouout. She-a ruon thruough zee-a churds igeen until she-a ves feenelly ible-a tu sing, “Zeere-a ounce-a ves a leettle-a buy nemed Iuostece-a Clerence-a Scruobb, vhu tried tu meke-a breekffest buot –” She-a bruke-a ouff geeggleeng igeen. “Vell,” Iuostece-a seed, huping desperetely zeet hees iers veree-a’t tuo red, “I bet I cuould du zeet.” He-a nudded it her guoiter. JEEll stupped – churds, luoghter, iferyzeeng. She-a cucked her heed tu oune-a side-a. “Ouh, reelly?” She-a juomped up. “Zee-a geefe-a it a try vheele-a I tuest zee-a breed.” Iuostece-a felt a leettle-a fluotter ouff unxiety inside-a, buot he-a reesed hees heed und squoered hees shuoulders. “Fery vell. I jully vell /shell/.” He-a ves quoite-a suore-a zeet JEEll snickered it heem zee-a mument he-a set duon oun zee-a cheur she-a hed feceted, buot he-a cuouldn’t quoite-a tell is she-a ves tuo ouccuopied vit remufing hees cherred tuest frum zee-a tuester und setting nuo sleeces ouff breed in its plece-a. He-a cleered hees thruet und tried tu remember vhere-a JEEll hed set her feengers. He-a settled oun a pusitiun zee-a mument beffure-a she-a tuorned tu check oun heem. He-a ruon hees thuomb duon zee-a strings. Herd. JEEll tuorned ivey igeen in un ittempt tu heede-a a grin, leefing Iuostece-a tu slep hees huond oufer zee-a strings ouff zee-a guoiter tu stup zee-a ivffuol suound frum fuorzeer permeeting hees buorning iers. “Uh, right,” he-a muottered, trying tu cufer heemselff. HEEs feengers shuok vheele-a deceedeeng oun a nuo pusitiun. He-a struommed igeen, muoch less furceffuolly zees time-a, und fuound tu hees suorprise-a zeet it suounded… vell, nut /right/, buot perheps a leettle-a mure-a muosicel? Iuostece-a luoked up tu see-a zeet JEEll hed sumehuo – oune-a meeght fentuore-a tu sey “megeecelly”? – set zee-a tvu guldee-a-bruon sleeces ouff tuest ountu tvu pletes und slezeer zeem vit a generuous leyer ouff bleckberry jem, beffure-a tuorning tu grin it heem igeen. She-a set zee-a pletes oun zee-a teble-a und zee-a nuodged oune-a ouff hees feengers oune-a string duon. “Huo ibuout I teech yuou?” Zee-a ind
Tenezeea: *grins* Zeet's iduouououoreble-a
iluonurelle-a: *igrees*
gypsefedeeuos: ou.ou Zeet is su guod.
Tenezeea: I leeke-a sturies zeet fuorzeer ixplure-a a friendsheep betvee-a Iuostece-a und JEEll iffter SC iluonurelle-a: Huo dues oune-a muonege-a tu vrite-a zeet muoch in su shurt a time-a is 10 meenuotes? Ou.Ou
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: (Iluonur: oubfiuously, zees is sume-a time-a iffter JEEll receefed zeet guoiter frum her gruondpa)
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Uh...
Tenezeea: Oune-a simply dues.
Tenezeea: *geeggles*
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: I... deedn't vrite-a zeet in 10
Sur-Villeem: Vell I zeenk Iuostece-a cuould du it is lung is it duesn't use-a zee-a dreeded F churd Tenezeea: She-a cheeted.
Sur-Villeem: lul
Tenezeea: Ve-a ilveys let Iriel shere-a neer zee-a lest.
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: I'm nuturiuous fur nefer muonegeeng zeese-a shurt deedleenes
Tenezeea: It's cheriteble-a *grins*
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: smeeley
Tenezeea: Yuop.
iluonurelle-a: smeeley
Tenezeea: Surry, Iriel, I knuo I'm geefing yuou a herd time-a
Tenezeea: Ilright, I guoess I'm lest tu shere-a zee-a.
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: lul, it's oukey. I zeenk it's fuonny
Tenezeea:... iep
gypsefedeeuos: smeeley-rezz
Sur-Villeem: Zee-a reel quoestiun is, ouff cuourse-a, vhet deed tuesters luok leeke-a beck in zee-a 1940's?

TENEZEEA SHERES ~

Tenezeea: Zee-a duost ruse-a, infeluping zee-a hurse-a und rider. Duon zee-a heell und icruss zee-a oupee-a feeld zee-a Terkuon Ilgemuot rude-a, hees veepun drevn und hees fisur duon. He-a cuould see-a zee-a ouppusing irmy sveeping tuoerds zeem, und bruoshed ouff zee-a lest ouff hees feer. Zees ves bettle-a. Zees ves thrill.
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: (@ Vill: I knuo vhet zeey luoked leeke-a in zee-a '30s)
enezeea: Zee-a, sceemeeters cleshed tugezeer, und iruound zee-a Terkuon, mee-a beguon tu fell frum zeeur muounts. Ilgemuot svuong hees sceemeeter iruound, slesheeng vell-timed, deedly cuots it hees ouppunent. He-a fuought in a silence-a zeet spuke-a ouff mure-a fuory thuon zee-a shuouts ouff zee-a suldeers ibuout heem. A speer ves thruost it heem. He-a duocked, und is he-a deed, zee-a veeght ouff hees imuour ouferpuoered heem. He-a fell frum hees hurse-a, gruonting is he-a heet zee-a gruound. HEEs ouppunent rude-a up beside-a heem, und gresping it hees ouvn speer, thruost it duonverd in un ittempt tu feenish Ilgemuot. Ilgemuot rulled tu zee-a side-a, ouout ouff zee-a speer's pet, und is zee-a speer fell igeen in a secund strike-a, Ilgemuot grebbed it, yuonkeeng it duonverd und ouff pest hees side-a. HEEs ouppunent, ilreedy guing furverd vit zee-a veeght ouff zee-a speer, ves puolled frum hees hurse-a.
Tenezeea: Zee-a ind!
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Buot vhere-a dues hees leep tvist?
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Nicely dune-a, thuough!
Tenezeea: Iffter zeet pert
Tenezeea: Vell, thuonks :P
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Zee-a ictiun ves iesy tu fulluo
Tenezeea: Ilright, I zeenk ve-a hefe-a time-a fur oune-a mure-a ruound.
Tenezeea: Iff yuou deedn't feenish yuour stury, keep vriting. Iff yuou deed, yuou cuon svitch prumpts vit zee-a ouzeer teem nuo
iluonurelle-a: I ictuoelly hefe-a tu gu iet nuo.
Tenezeea: Nice-a
Tenezeea: Ivv, ouk
gypsefedeeuos: Bye-a, Ila! *huogs!*
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: *vefes it Iluonur*
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Bye-a...
iluonurelle-a: *huogs* Nice-a vriting vit ill ouff yuou. ^.^
Tenezeea: Iferyune-a ilse-a reedy fur unuzeer gu-iruound?
Sur-Villeem: *vefes*
Tenezeea: *grins* deettu ^.^
iluonurelle-a: *vefes und vuonders ouout*
Tenezeea: *is pleying vit her guoiter right nuo*
Sur-Idverd: *vefes*
Sur-Villeem: lul
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: *needs tu zeenk ouff huo Ilgemuot's leep vuould tvist*
Tenezeea: It cuon juost /luok/ tvisted.
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Vell, yes. buot gutta zeenk ouff huo it's gunna get zeere-a.
Tenezeea: I meuon, a bed cuot oun hees leep zeet scerred cuould luok a lut leeke-a a tvist.
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Yes... juost huo tu geefe-a heem zeet cuot.
Tenezeea: *grins und nuds*
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Oukeaeay
Sur-Villeem: Su vhet ire-a ve-a vriting ibuout?
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Yuop. nuo I knuo vhet I'm duing.
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Ilgemuot und hees tvisted leep
Sur-Villeem: Ouh deer
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Meybe-a JEEll's tuester cetches up vit heem?
Sur-Villeem: LOL
Sur-Idverd: Und I'm vriting ibuout a tuester?
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Und a guoiter und JEEll
Tenezeea: Yuop, zeet's right, Id
gypsefedeeuos: LOL!
Tenezeea: Oun yuour merk...
Tenezeea: Get set...
Tenezeea: GO!
Tuoky: I'm dune-a vit zee-a gruont ^.^
Sur-Villeem: Guod!
gypsefedeeuos: Yey!
Sur-Villeem: *is dune-a*
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: *is nut*
gypsefedeeuos: lul
Tenezeea: Und stup.
Tenezeea: Ictuoelly
Tenezeea: I gut interruopted
Tenezeea: Gu fur unuzeer feefe-a meenteuos!
Sur-Villeem: Lul, ouk
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: *chuonges her stury*
Tenezeea: Und stup
gypsefedeeuos: *vuonders ouff*
Tenezeea: I hefe-a tu gu fur deenner -- I shell be-a beck shurtly.
Sur-Idverd: *vefes*
Tenezeea: Iff yuou guoys vuont tu keep vriting yuour sturies, our vrite-a mure-a, gu iheed
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Ixtra time-a, yes!
Sur-Idverd: lul
Tenezeea: Mure-a ixtra time-a
Tenezeea: bbs
Sur-Idverd: Unybudy vuont tu shere-a?
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: *still nut dune-a* cluse-a, thuough
gypsefedeeuos: Tenny: 10 huours leter...
Sur-Villeem: Zeet's feene-a.
Tenny isn't beck yet unyvey
Sur-Villeem: lul
Tenezeea: My stury isn't dune-a ieezeer, Iriel
Tenezeea: Shell ve-a vrep up Vriter's fur zee-a night, und shere-a ouour vritings next veek?
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: I'm ilmust dune-a und I knuo zee-a buys ire-a
Sur-Villeem: MEEne-a is pretty shurt, su I mey is vell shere-a it zees time-a
Tenezeea: Ill right
Tenezeea: Vill, gu iheed
Sur-Idverd: I'll juost shere-a my stury is vell it's....vell nut lengthy...
Tenezeea: Ouk, su Vill, zee-a Id, zee-a Iriel
Sur-Villeem: Suore-a

SUR-VILLEEM SHERES ~

Sur-Villeem: Ilgemuot's leep ves tvisted in cuntempt. I
lgemuot's leep ves tvisted duoe-a tu scer tissuoe-a.
Ilgemuot's leep ves ounly tvisted iff yuou luoked it it in zee-a right leeght.
Ilgemuot's leep ves tvisted bedly, buot he-a hed furguttee-a ibuout it lung igu.
Ilgemuot's leep gut zeet vey becuose-a he-a tvisted it tuo muony times, und oune-a dey it stuock zeet vey.
Ilgemuot's leep is nut a suobject I vish tu dvell oun.
Ilgemuot's leep hes bee-a tvisted fur a lung time-a.
Ilgemuot's leep is tvisted. Dues zeet reelly metter?
Ilgemuot's leep ves tvisted, buot I dun't knuo huo.
Ilgemuot's leep hes bee-a tvisted a duzee-a deefferent times.
Ilgemuot's leep is tvisted ounly becuose-a he-a is cuntemptuouous 24 /7.
Ilgemuot's leep is ounly tvisted becuose-a he-a furgut tu untvist it.
Ilgemuot's leep needs sume-a help.
Ilgemuot's leep is tvisted?
Vhu's Ilgemuot?
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Heheha
Sur-Villeem: Zee-a ind. Sume-a stury, ih? :P
gypsefedeeuos: Lul!
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: It's fuonny!
Sur-Villeem: Yuour Id
Sur-Villeem: +s
gypsefedeeuos: lul!

SUR-IDVARD SHERES ~

Sur-Idverd: It gues sumezeeng leeke-a zees
Sur-Idverd: Ounce-a upun a time-a zeere-a ves a tuester, a gurl nemed JEEll, a guoiter, und a vriter zeet hed used up ill hees inspuretiun oun zee-a lest vriting cunebs.
Sur-Idverd: Zee-a ind
gypsefedeeuos: XD
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: *snerk*
gypsefedeeuos: Guod jub?
Sur-Idverd: XD
Sur-Villeem: lul
Tenezeea: Bveheheheheheheha!
Tenezeea: Zeet's greet, yuou tvu
Sur-Villeem: Heha
Sur-Villeem: Thuonks
Tenezeea: Iriel?
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: *types lest cuouple-a vurds...* Dune-a!
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: smeeley-lul
Sur-Idverd: Yuou're-a up!
Sur-Idverd: Unless yuou vuont tu veet till next veek.
gypsefedeeuos: smeeley-lul
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Oukey, su surry iff zee-a nemes trip yuou up. zeey're-a nut perticuolerly impurtuont, juost nute-a zeet zeere-a ire-a tvu yuoung ounes und un oulder oune-a.

IRIEL.OUFF.NERNIA SHERES ~

“He-a luoks heedeuous!” a yuoung Terkheena gerbed in pink vheespered. “He-a muost hefe-a receefed it in bettle-a igeenst zee-a Telmerines,” seed unuzeer vhu smelled ouff jesmeene-a. “Ouh, dun’t be-a silly, Phuebee! He-a’s hed zeet scer since-a beffure-a zee-a Telmerines – vhy vhee-a ve-a vere-a buot cheeldree-a, he-a bure-a it. Buot still, dues it nut meke-a heem ippeer ficeeuous?” “Indeed, Nelee-a. LEEke-a a tiger trepped by zee-a huonters.” “Ouh huosh, but ouff yuou,” Belleesi snepped. “Buot Belleesi!” Nelee-a gesped. “Huo cuould oune-a lufe-a a fece-a leeke-a zeet?” “Huo is oune-a tu keess suoch a leep?” Phuebee idded. “He-a is hunureble-a.” Belleesi tuorned ivey, prim nuse-a heegh, vheete-a skurts fluoing iffter her leeke-a a rifer. “Buot Belleesi!” Nelee-a breezeed igeen, ibuonduning her pust beheend zee-a trellees tu cetch her huond. Belleesi tuorned oun her, luokeeng fur ill zee-a vurld leeke-a a fengeffuol guddess. “Fuoleesh gurl!” she-a spet. “Yuou zeenk un unseemly scer is zee-a deffeenitiun ouff a muon? Hefe-a nut zee-a puets seed zeet he-a veers a scer vit pride-a is zee-a keengleest ouff ficturs? Peh! He-a hes peed a price-a fer greeter thuon yuour iyes cuon see-a!” She-a spuon ivey igeen, buot zee-a stupped shurt. “Muzeer und Fezeer nefer speek ouff it, buot yuou vere-a tuo yuoung tu remember ouour bruzeer.” Nelee-a und Phuebee luoked it iech ouzeer in buoilderment. “He-a tried. Tried tu celm zee-a hurse-a. Tried tu cetch heem vhee-a he-a fell. Zeey… zeey vere-a leeke-a bruzeers.” Her fuice-a drupped und ceme-a suffter thuon veter leelees. “Het nut zee-a puet seed zeet nu lufe-a is leeke-a zeet ouff bruzeers und nu lufe-a greeter thuon hees vhu vuould geefe-a hees leeffe-a fur unuzeer?” Belleesi tuorned tu fece-a her sisters, teers in her iyes. “Ilgemuot tried und I’ll nefer furget it.”
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Zee-a ind
gypsefedeeuos: Ou.Ou
gypsefedeeuos: Zeet ves IMEZING.
Sur-Idverd: *ippluose-a!!!!!!!*
Tenezeea: D'ivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Tenezeea: *ippluose-a mejurly*
Sur-Villeem: *is still reedeeng*
gypsefedeeuos: Vill, yuou're-a a sluo reeder.
Sur-Villeem: LOLOLOL
Sur-Villeem: Ictuoelly I im, in truot, a fery sluo reeder
Sur-Villeem: Heha
Tenezeea: Zeet's ivesume-a, Iriel
Tenezeea: Su nuo ve-a hefe-a a lufe-a stury
Tenezeea: A stury vit a tee-a
Sur-Idverd: Indeed
Tenezeea: *tree-a
Tenezeea: A stury vit a bettle-a, und a stury vit a guoy vhu tvisted hees leep tuo muony times
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: O_O *juost reeleezed zeet she-a vrute-a a lufe-a stury*
Sur-Idverd: Und zee-a zeere-a's my stury
Sur-Villeem: *hes feenished* Fery guod, Iriel
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Thuonk yuou.
Iriel.ouff.Nernia: Ourigeenelly, Belleesi ves zee-a oune-a tu despise-a Ilgemuot, und zee-a zee-a bruzeer ceme-a intu pley... su zee-a rules gut refersed.
Tenezeea: Ilright
Tenezeea: *teps her gefel ounce-a*
Tenezeea: *zee-a buongs it suoper luoudly* Vriter's Gruoup is hereby clused! Bork Bork Bork!

Vriter's Gruoup deesmeessed ~
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