Ariel.of.Narnia
Gypsevedius
Sir-William
General Nonsense ~
gypsevedius: I hate the lyrics! But I am absolutely in love with the song.
gypsevedius:When is writers? <.<
gypsevedius: I hope I'm not interrupting. >.>
Ariel.of.Narnia: It hasn't started yet, don't worry
Ariel.of.Narnia: I'm still listening to Owl City...
gypsevedius: I busted you on gmail last night even though you weren't online, because you left your letters off your 5 letter post.
gypsevedius: Me too.
Ariel.of.Narnia: Heh, sorry....
gypsevedius:
gypsevedius: *dance* ♫ TRUE TO YOUR HEART!
gypsevedius: AH! One of my ears is up on the top line. O.O
Ariel.of.Narnia: I'll be out of my mind and you'll be ideas pretty soon...
gypsevedius: Well /this/ is the fasebs conversation ever
gypsevedius: ♫ WHEN I'M IN TOKYO
Ariel.of.Narnia: ?
gypsevedius: ?
Ariel.of.Narnia: Fasebs conversation ever?
gypsevedius: I was being sarcastic.
gypsevedius: You aren't really talking.
Tenethia: *wanders in*
gypsevedius: <O.O> *hits Tenny with a frying pan*
gypsevedius: ♫ I'll send you the sunset I love the most! When I'm in Tokyo!
Tenethia: EEK
Tenethia: *dies*
gypsevedius: ♫ I'll melt in the moonlight and follow the shoreline down the coast! When I'm in Tokyo!
gypsevedius: *laughs hysterically at my poem* XD
gypsevedius: I'm such a good writer. *tosstoss*
gypsevedius: *prepares cloak and shadowy corner for writer's so I can chill like a ranger*
Tenethia: smiley-razz
Ariel.of.Narnia: @Gyps: Oh, sorry.
trying to write something for tonightTenethia: and I'm watching a movie until the dudes show up
Sir-William: Like me?
gypsevedius: Huhu!
gypsevedius: DUDES?! O.O
Sir-William: Lol
gypsevedius: Oh... Um, THAT dude.
Sir-William: Haha
Ariel.of.Narnia: smiley
gypsevedius: WHERE IS MY POEM?! I CAN'T FIND IT
Sir-William: Here it is
gypsevedius: *throws cloak on, and chills in the corner* ...Thank you...
gypsevedius: <
>Tenethia: YES, LIKE YOU
Tenethia: Why, hello, there, William
Sir-William:
gypsevedius: O.O Delayed reaction, Tenny.
Sir-William: Hello to you, and you, and you, and whoever you there is
gypsevedius: *now, is chilling, so idles*
Sir-William: *waves*
Ariel.of.Narnia: *writes and listens to Owl City*
Writer's Group opens ~
Tenethia: We're getting ready to start Writer's though, Gyps!
Tenethia: *watches movie and chat*
Sir-William: Do you want me to log, Tenny?
gypsevedius: o.o I always chill in the corner while you guys do that stuff. >.> I don't like to share things or talk. <.<
Tenethia: Oh
Ariel.of.Narnia: But Gyps... I wanna read this fantastical poem you keep talking about!
Tenethia: of course. You're the logger, William
Tenethia: ♫ the LOGGER
gypsevedius: O.O
Sir-William: lol
gypsevedius: B-b-but there's p-p-people here! O.O
gypsevedius: Poor Smeagol dursn't want to humilate himself, noooooo! Nice master! SAVE SMEAGOL! Poor nice Smeagol!
Tenethia: You promised you'd share it last time you came, Gypsy
Tenethia: You promised you'd share it the next time you were here
Sir-William: I'm staring out you really hard right, now Gypse, my eyes are literally burning into you!!! *tries to be scary*
Tenethia: Or you promised you would share SOMETHING that is
gypsevedius: I don't--AH! *SCREAMS AND DIVES UNDER THE RUG*
gypsevedius: I-I-I don't remember that Tenny. Noooooooooooo! Poor Smeagol! Nothing for poor Smeagol! He's a sneal!
gypsevedius: *Sneak
gypsevedius: Poor Smeagol is not a snail, nooooooooooooooooooooooo
gypsevedius: O.o
gypsevedius: What sort of nice things?
Ariel.of.Narnia: ... *flashes shiny ring*
gypsevedius: O.O Coulds it be our precious?!?!
Ariel.of.Narnia: Only one way to find out, precious
gypsevedius: *comes out and jumps on Ariel!*
Sir-William: Yes, you must read the poem on the rings side
gypsevedius: IS IT OUR PRECIOUS? MINE! GIVE IT TO US!!!!
gypsevedius: O.o
Ariel.of.Narnia: *uff!*
Sir-William: It's some form of Elvish
Sir-William: But since you wrote it, you should know what it says
Ariel.of.Narnia: *laughs around Gyps' foot in her mouth*
Sir-William: lol
Tenethia: Made in China
Ariel.of.Narnia: Gyps, you'll have a hard time finding it amongst all the metal I'm wearing.
Sir-William: LOL's at Tenny
Ariel.of.Narnia: @Tenny: I thought it said "Brandon and Tanya forever"
gypsevedius: o.o
Tenethia: *snerk*
Tenethia: Share and share alike.
Sir-William: Heh
Sir-William: Like as in me, Tenny?
Ariel.of.Narnia: @Tenny: and then under that, it says, "if found, please return to Sauron, Lord of Darkness"
Sir-William: LOL
Tenethia: brb
Tenethia: smiley-razz
Sir-William: Well, I'm going to start sharing now, *shrugs*
Tenethia: Yay!
Sir-William: It isn't much, but I think you read the first part of this story, Ariel
Ariel.of.Narnia: Okay.
Ariel.of.Narnia: I... did?
gypsevedius: So we gets this straight with nasty woman ranger: We shares, then you gives us the Precious?
Sir-William: Lol, Yeh, sure
Ariel.of.Narnia: @Gyps: *nods seriously*
Sharing ~
Sir-William shares ~
Sir-William: After informing his helmsmen to set a course for the planet, Captain Gregory decided to retire to his chambers. However, although he lay still and tried for over an hour to fall into a peaceful slumber, he was unable to do so. With a sigh he finally gave up and made his way down the dimly lit hallways towards the holodeck. Maybe within the quite tranquility of Sherwood Forest he would at last be able to rest.
And if the moss grew to perhaps a somewhat unusual level of depth and comfort, as well as being completely dry and free of insects and bad smells, that would be nice too. The holodeck door slid open and he entered the room. The lights came on as soon as he passed through the doorway. "Computer, fix sun at a permanent level of twilight to dusk and prepare a very comfortable moss bed however you deem best," the captain instructed. He was too tired to go into much detail. The sunlight dimmed accordingly and the bed appeared, but the bed was made of solid stone. Frowning at the uncomfortable piece of furniture, the captain repeated his previous statement again. The bed appeared as ordered this time and the captain sunk gratefully into it. He would have to ask his head of engineering what had happened the following morning. The Captain closed his eyes and relaxed, once again trying to drift off into a slumber. "Why, my good fellow!" A voice shouted from directly overhead, "Wherever did you come across such a clump of moss within these forests?!" The loud but commanding voice had the effect of cold water on Gregory, and he fairly leaped out of his bed of moss. There in front of him stood Robin Hood, just the same as he had seen the man earlier in the day, only he didn't remember calling him up this time.
“Computer close the Robin Hood simulation," he ordered. "Are you speaking to me, my good fellow?!" Robin Hood boomed with excited cheerfulness. This didn't make sense. Why was the famous bowman still standing there? "Computer close program," he added. But the forest with the twilight sky behind it remained. Robin Hood began to cast his eyes about in a comically enthusiastic way. "My fellow woodlander, There is no one about these fair woods by the name of computer, unless, of course," he added with a laugh that made the trees sway, "your friend is a spirit that flits and floats about the trees!"
At this point, Gregory decided it would probably be best to start paying attention to the man, whether or not he was real. "Forgive me, Robin Hood, but my mind was on other matters." "You may call me Robin," The tall figure informed the captain, the feather in his hat waving as his head moved. Gregory nodded and moved to where the door of the bridge should be loed. The door did not open at his approach, nor did any commands given to it incur any change in its status. "There must be a power outage that is shutting down certain systems," he thought to himself. "I'll just stay here for now and have some fun until someone sorts this all out."
Turning to Robin, he smiled and asked if he might join his band for the evening meal. The joyously bewildered expression on Robin's face was at once replaced with overwhelmingly optimistic, enthusiastically excited joy. "So shall it be!," He shouted triumphantly. "We shall feast together!" And feast they did. They feasted, and feasted, and then feasted some more until Robin leaped upon the table and roared for all to hear, "Another piece of venison for my guest!" Gregory's response was to roll over on the floor and lie motionless. The response brought about a chorus of laughter, but ultimately proved effective in deterring any more nutritional generosity from his kind guests. He had spent over an hour in the holodeck now, but was still no closer to getting out. But still, yes it was late, but he was having fun after all. "A round of archery!" He yelled to those around him, trying his best to imitated Robin Hood’s voice.
Sir-William: And sorry, but that is all I wrote. I kind of crammed it in last minute
Ariel.of.Narnia: smiley-lol
Ariel.of.Narnia: So will this be predominately sci-fi or fantasy?
Sir-William: Actually I wrote all that in the last 45 minutes
gypsevedius: Nice!
Sir-William: Thanks
Sir-William: And Ariel, lol, good point
Tenethia: *grins* I like the premise, Will.
Sir-William: If I at least made you laugh a few times, I can be happy with it
Ariel.of.Narnia: smiley-lol
Sir-William: What do you think about how I exaggerated Robin Hood’s attitude for the story?
Ariel.of.Narnia: I look forward to more
Sir-William: Anyway, who's up next?
Sir-William: (if anyone)
Ariel.of.Narnia: Haha, his sudden switch from perplexity to... broad hospitality felt alright.
gypsevedius: smiley-lol
gypsevedius: o.o M-me next?
Tenethia: Gyp-sy, Gyp-sy, Gyp-sy
gypsevedius: We shares /now/?
Ariel.of.Narnia: Please? Special for me?
gypsevedius: Fine. Since Ariel bribed and begged us, we shares for the precious.
Sir-William: *must hear a Gypse*
Ariel.of.Narnia: Hurrah!
gypsevedius: The poem is about Smaug, actually. O.O
Gypsevedius shares ~
gypsevedius: Terrible preditor; beast with red eyes,
Glowing red skales light up the dark sky.
Horrible arms that could crush a castle
Changes to wings as he proclaims this call:
"I am Smaug the magnificent dragon,
Coming to kill the dwarfs and the Baggins.
Where are the dwarfs, and where is my prey?"
He lifted his wings and blocked out the day.
"Feel fear, feel fear, feel fear, nasty dwarfs!
You can no longer find the door!
You can't sneak around here anymore!
You'll never find what you're looking for!
Feel fear, feel fear, feel fear in your hearts!
I hope none of you are afraid of the dark!
My wings block out the sun like the fog!
Don't think you can run, 'cause I am Smaug!
You cannot leave, you cannot stay,
I will catch you any way.
Whatever you do, whatever you choose,
I'm gonna win, and you're gonna lose."
THE END.
gypsevedius: There, I hope you’re happy now.
gypsevedius: Thanks. *dies*
gypsevedius: THANKYOU! *POUNCES ON IT*
Sir-William: *lols at the ending and admires the poetry in the rest*
gypsevedius: smiley-lol
gypsevedius: Thanks.
Sir-William: *likes, "You cannot leave, you cannot stay," *
gypsevedius: smiley-lol
Sir-William: And, "Whatever you do, whatever you choose, I'm gonna win, and you're gonna lose."
Ariel.of.Narnia: Gyps, if that was on FF, I'd favorite it. No joke
gypsevedius: o.o Legit, Ariel? *dies*
Tenethia: O.O Gypsy, you're incredible! How on the... what? I mean, YOU DON'T WRITE POETRY!
Tenethia: o.o
gypsevedius: O.O
Tenethia: That was really good! The meter was like... really good o.o
gypsevedius: Tenny, I write songs and poetry all the time... I just... don't tell you.
gypsevedius: Thanks.
Ariel.of.Narnia: Yes, Gyps, for reals. (And lol)
Tenethia: Really? Cool
gypsevedius: smiley-lol
gypsevedius: *freaks out* I'm glad ya'll liked it!
Ariel.of.Narnia: smiley-lol
Ariel.of.Narnia: *applauds again*
gypsevedius: <smiley-lol>
Tenethia: So now we're waiting on Ariel?
Ariel.of.Narnia: Unless you've got something, Tenny
gypsevedius: *goes back into the corner with my cloak, pulls the hood over my eyes, and plays with the precious*
Ariel.of.Narnia: I'm almost done
Tenethia: I don't, sorry
Tenethia: I wrote a little while on vacation, but nothing I'm near ready to share and it was a midpoint of a story
Sir-William: When you're talking to me about not having something to share, Tenny, you should never feel sorry
Tenethia: smiley-razz
Tenethia: Thanks, Will
Tenethia: *loading Ariel's story...*
Ariel.of.Narnia: *progress bar at 95%*
Tenethia: smiley-razz
Ariel.of.Narnia: *progress bar at 98%*
Sir-Willia: lol
gypsevedius: Haha
gypsevedius: Well... it always does seem to get slower around the end.
Ariel.of.Narnia: *progress bar at 100%*
Ariel.of.Narnia: Sorry about that, guys
Tenethia: smiley-lol
Sir-William:
Ariel.of.Narnia: If you have any title ideas, I'd love to hear them
Tenethia: Yup
Ariel.of.Narnia: Okay, here we go:
Ariel.of.Narnia shares ~
Ariel.of.Narnia: At the opening of the door, a lone and lanky frame stirred in its chair, its thin neck raising an unruly mop of hair and revealing a drawn face and exceptionally bright, expectant eyes.
Tenethia: oh look, Uncle Andrew!
Tenethia: smiley-wink
Tenethia: minus the bright, expectant eyes, of course
Ariel.of.Narnia: *snork*
Ariel.of.Narnia: “If you’ll follow me, sir.”
Sir-William: lol
Ariel.of.Narnia: The man licked his lips and leapt to his unsteady feet, then proceeded to follow his guide down the hall, up a flight of stairs, and down another hall. He felt so frightfully light-headed and dazed, he was certain that the only thing keeping him conscious was the frantic rubbing of his hands. So frantic was this hand-rubbing, he even registered the cracking of his knuckles.
His guide opened a door to the left and ushered him in. The last of his knuckles cracked and he stood stock-still. His eyes latched onto those of a beautiful woman with raven-black tresses. “Andrew, dear,” she breathed. He licked his lips, but his mouth went dry. He tried to move his legs, but found them too weak to walk on. An attendant approached him, carrying a bundle. The bundle that spelled out his fate. He forced his hands to unlatch from each other and held them out. The attendant laid the bundle in his shaky arms without a word. After a brief, apprehensive glance at the raven-haired woman, he looked down at the contents of the bundle.
His heart fairly stopped. His head grew lighter still. His vision swam. His hearing amplified of a sudden. His knees finally bent toward each other.
“Sir?”
He sank into his guide’s arms while the bundle was taken from his own. He was laid on a settee. Voices swirled around him, but as loud as they were, he could not make out what they said. “Brandy,” he gasped, “brandy!”
If he had been lucid, he would have seen three bewildered faces. If he had been conscious a moment later, he would have heard his guide promulgate, “Very well, then. Her name is Brandy Ketterly.”
Ariel.of.Narnia: The end
gypsevedius: *APPLAUSE!*
Ariel.of.Narnia: smiley-lol
Sir-William: Wow, *applauses*
Tenethia: WAIT WHAT?
Ariel.of.Narnia: *snickers*
gypsevedius: smiley-razz
Ariel.of.Narnia: it's AU, Tenny
Ariel.of.Narnia: (alternate universe)
Tenethia: AU?
Tenethia: Altern-- yeah
Tenethia: I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS RIGHT
Ariel.of.Narnia: You had to go and spoil it from the beginning.
Tenethia: Sorry
Ariel.of.Narnia: Haha, that's okay. I thought it was funny
Tenethia: Who's Raven, then?
Ariel.of.Narnia: Erm... no idea
Ariel.of.Narnia: I had some faint idea that this is an AU in which Andrew and Jadis are more or less normal folk... but if Andrew were normal, Jadis wouldn't come to England, so I really have no idea who this woman is
Tenethia: o.O
Tenethia: Ok
Tenethia: smiley-razz
Tenethia: Brandy Ketterly XD
Ariel.of.Narnia: Let's put it this way: this is what happens when I wonder why on earth an aunt and uncle named their kid after an alcoholic beverage...
gypsevedius: XD
Ariel.of.Narnia: Anyway, any comments?
Ariel.of.Narnia: Title ideas?
Tenethia: I LOVE that he licked his lips. SO Andrew of him
Ariel.of.Narnia: Hurrah!
Tenethia: *thinks*
Tenethia: You could just name it Brandy
Tenethia: Or Mr. and Mrs. Ketterly
Tenethia: Or Unfortunate Happenings
Ariel.of.Narnia: Haha. Only thing is I don't want to make the ending too apparent in the title
Ariel.of.Narnia: Haha!
Tenethia: Yeah, and that's what I thought you'd say
Ariel.of.Narnia: (@Will: any ideas on making this more humorous?)
Sir-William: lol, just write it from my perspective
Tenethia: XD
gypsevedius: <smiley-razz>
Tenethia: Write when he finds out that his child is named Brandy
Sir-William: There you go
gypsevedius: <smiley-razz>
Tenethia: William, where is your brother?
Ariel.of.Narnia: @Will: I fear I don't know how to do that. @Tenny: Wouldn’t that kill the punch-line?
Tenethia:... hmmm, yeah probably
Sir-William: Oh, sorry, but he isn't here right now
Tenethia: Just so everyone knows. We will back to a normal Writer's next week, and I promise I'll bring something to share.
gypsevedius: O.o
Sir-William: May you live forever, O Tisroc
Ariel.of.Narnia: smiley-lol
Tenethia: Shame on him.
Sir-William: lol
Tenethia: Tell him he should NEVER not be here when I'm here.
Tenethia: I mean at Writer's.
Ariel.of.Narnia: Hee
gypsevedius: Tell Edward I punched him for not being here. <smiley-lol>
Sir-William: *goes to get photo ID*
Ariel.of.Narnia: smiley
Tenethia: *waves*
Ariel.of.Narnia: (@Gyps: Owl City covered an anti-war song O_O )
gypsevedius: smiley-razz
Ariel.of.Narnia: (I had no idea what that song meant till I looked it up. Quite the history)
gypsevedius: smiley-lol
Tenethia: Oh yeah
Tenethia: Writer's is closed
Tenethia: *BANG*
Writer’s Group closed ~
