You May be Addicted to Narnia If...

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1. You randomly knock on the backs of wardrobes (or closets)...just in case.

2. You have named one or more pets after a character from the books.

3. You have named one or more CHILDREN after a character from the books.

4. You (unlike Caspian) can remember all seven names of the lost lords.

5. You are appalled when people say that the Chronicles of Narnia are "suitable for ages 8-12"...because you're WAY older than that.

6. Seeing a lamp post makes you happy!

7. You jump into rain puddles just to see what happens.

8. When someone is being pessimistic, you say "You're such a Puddleglum!"

9. Before eating venison, you ask the cook "This meat didn't come from a TALKING stag, did it?"

10. You consider mice noble creatures.

11. You excuse yourself from gym class because you haven't breathed enough Narnian air.

12. You repeat the four signs day and night, night and day -- even in the shower.

13. You find yourself thinking, "Aslan is on the move." whenever you see or think of melting snow or ice.

14. You hesitate when you eat apples.

15. When you get frustrated, you say, "Bother Eustace."

16. You read the entire series to your child--before he was born!

17. You keep your closet door open just a crack (after all, it is very silly to shut oneself up in a closet/wardrobe)

18. You blow into a horn when you in trouble to see if you can summon the Kings and Queens of Old Narnia

19. You don't associate with people in green

20. When falling off a horse, you remember the line from HHB about horses stepping on people much less than one might expect. You are stepped on anyway and still slightly resent Lewis for this...no, I'm not kidding.

21. You've put a hook halfway up your wall and asked your enemies (who haven't read HaHB) to jump up and down in front of it screaming "The bolt of Tash falls from above!!!!" just for your comedic pleasure

22. Your family does cannon balls into the pool yelling 'The wrath of Tash falls from above!"

23. You can read any of the books in a language you don't know and follow it.

24. You have a detailed Narnia timeline as a border in your room.

25. Whenever anybody tries to bribe you, there's always something Narnian involved.

26. You refer to your flashlights as "electric torches".

27. You've learned to move your ears up and down (C. S. Lewis was right, it is possible.)

28. Any empty room in your home is dubbed "The Land of Spare Oom."

29. "Narnia" is now added as a word to your computer's word processor.

30. When you've made up a game called Narnia Freeze Tag in which the person who is 'It' is the White Witch and turns people to stone while another person is Aslan and breathes on the stone people to turn them back.

31. You tell Dufflepud jokes instead of blonde jokes

32. You drink Shasta soda just because of the name.

33. Instead of using the phrase,"For Pete's sake" you say "For Peter's sake!"

34. Your wedding is Narnia-Inspired

35. If you've read Narnia to your chickens : ) -Swanwhite

36. When you wish that "nice" clothes in our world were like Narnian clothes--they not only look nice but feel nice when you wear them

37. On hot summer days you say to yourself, "Smell of hot horse... smell of hot self..."

38. You took an extremely difficult graduate level class just to discuss the LWW with a group of educated people

39. If the sign on your bedroom door reads, "Many sink down into (name witheld)'s room, but few return to the sunlit lands." It still doesn't keep my brother out, though. -Clodsley Shovel

40. You always ask the square footage and perimeter of a stable, because the inside could be bigger than the outside.

41. If you can find your way around Narnia easier than you can around your own town. ~Forgiven~

42. If you named the two donkeys next door "Puzzle" (who just happens to be grey), and "Rabadash". ~Caspian

43. If you were doing your Awana handbook when it asked whose poster is in your room and you said "Aslan's" and then later it asked "Do you need to replace your role model with someone more like Christ?" and you couldn't stop laughing. -Hermit of the Northe

44. You make a huge mess making Turkish Delight, end up with absolutely despicable lumps of gelatin, gnaw them with a wry expression and pronounce them 'good'.

45. If you do not approve of bare arms!!! But you wear t-shirts all the time.....-Clodsley

46. If when you are on a tour of an old house and they get to the wardrobe, some one says: "Ok, if you see snow, RUN!" And you respond by saying: "No! I f you see snow, run IN!"

47. You laughed when you saw that a sample email on a google site) was hikingfan@... because it looked like hi-kingfan (high king fan) to you~Elodie

48. Your friend gets a bad haircut and is mad so you tell the hairdresser to cut yours too because you will not bear the shame of wearing an honor which is denied your friend

49. You insist upon wearing your Narnian shield pendant at all times... if it doesn't match, you attach it to your belt loop, undergarment strap, or ankle.

50. You count all the different things in Narnia that add up to seven (try it, its actually really cool: there are seven things that number seven!).

51. You erupt into hysterical and uncontrollable laughter when your e-mail spell check says that the word Tashbaan is supposed to be Trashcan.

52. When your father insists that you and your brother speak more courteously to eachother and everyone else, you reply by saying, "O my father, and O the delight of my eyes, may you live for ever!" and then walk away laughing because it drives him nuts!

53. ... your new solution to EVERYTHING is 'we could collect nuts!!!' ~ Camilla the Hare

54. you know that if you take out one e and mix up the letters in Liam Neeson's name you get "Lion manes" or "Lion's mane" ~ Destrier

55. If you call bad drivers on the road Calormenes, "For in Calormen, there is only one traffic rule: those who are less important get out of the way of those who are more."

56. If you have ever woken up with a narnia book in your hand and don't know how it got there...

57. Since we didn't, until recently, have the technology for a LWW movie, you willingly settled, for a long time, for the old, not-very-well-done versions. You know, the ones with PEOPLE IN HUMAN-SIZED BEAVER SUITS. -Rhindon

58. You keep an Aslan poster in your bedroom, and you pass by it every morning and evening. And you think...you just think...that the Lion grows bigger every day.

59. When your upset about something and your non-Narnians friends said that you need some TLC you said back, "Oh yeah, thanks! The Lion's Call will make me happier!"

60. If you nickname your cat "DLF" (Which I did)

61. ...If you have had a totally AWESOME, though naturally strange (as all dreams are), narnian dream and re-visit it so often that it seems almost like a memory. - Camilla the Hare

62. Your friends dare you to go into a cave you've just found. You demand that they give you twenty bucks if you come out in Narnian armor. ~Gwydion

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1. You grew up singing "Where is Trumpkin" iinstead of "Where Is Thumbkin."~Elodie

2. You and your siblings spent over forty-five minutes agruing over whether or not the Lady of the Green Kirtle was Jadis or a distant cousin. ~Gwydion

3. Your birthday party options have narrowed down to these choices: Old Narnian or Telmarine

4. You always carry a hankerchief, just in case . . . ~Nut for narnia

5. your idea of a good story is one that reminds you of Narnia

6. You refer to heavy eaters as Centaurs in a human's body. ~Gwydion

7. You immediatly think of Susan and the boy at the train station when you find an eyeshadow named Queen Phyllis.

8. WHen someone or something makes you angry, you say: "Oh, bother Eustace!"

9. In History class, your teacher asked you what you knew about a specific year. You said, "Yeah, uh...isn't that when the Telmarines invaded?" ~Gwydion

10. You have turned in whole notebooks full of Narnia fanfiction for extra credit in English. (I have, multiple times.)

11. You forgot to go an earlier appointment...When the person who invited you asked why you forgot, you said, "Well, let's see....I got home, made a snack...then I headed for my room with the Horse and His Boy under my arm..." ~Gwydion

12. You attatch angel wings onto your bike and call it Fledge.

13. You buy/register a star just to name it Ramandu. [I also bought one to name it Coriakin]

14. If all you want to learn on the flute is the Nanian Lullaby.

15. You take fencing lessons because you want to look like Peter when he is fighting Miraz in PC!

16. You had to buy a new copy of the entire series because your old ones have now fallen apart from reading them so much....and you kept the originals because you couldnt bear to throw them out.

17. You start cracking up on English when you learn about assonances, and think of Eustace! ~Polly P.

18. You are thinking of writing to the college in Europe which teaches in Elvish and recomend that they teach the Carlomene poets and the history of Narnia. ~Princess of Narnia

19. You plant candy in your yard in the hopes that one day you might have a Skittle tree or Starburst bush. Worth a shot, I guess. ~Gwydion

20. Every time your brother wears a jacket you yell, "That's a GIRL'S coat!!" despite if it is actually a girl's coat or not.~Penny Moon

21. When you have a car, you will have bumper stickers that read "Roar and be Happy", "Pevensies ROCK!!!!" AND "Water: Powerful Wet Stuff". ~Penny Moon

22. you continuously think "for Narnia" when your teacher makes you do a twelve-minute run (guilty, and i wouldn't have done it if i hadn't of thought it was for Narnia either!)

23. If, after seeing the movie for the first time, the two toddlers that you babysit say, 'Let's play Narnia, you be Peter!" (guilty by charge)

24. Everytime you see a wolf at the zoo, you say "RUN, ITS THE SECRET POLICE!!"

25. If you're currently painting your bedroom wall as a Narnia mural. ~Caspian

26. Your fave bible character used to be just Daniel and Steven, but once you read Petraverd's (sorry if that's spelt wrong) character connections, you added Paul, Elijah and Mary (as in Mary and Martha) to your list.

27. You're at a subway train station with your three siblings, and all of a sudden there's a strong wind, and you get really excited (but your kinda dissapointed when nothing eventful happens on your train ride home) :(

28. You have a kitten named Corin Thunder-Paws- Trufflehunter

29. While being ridiculed at school, you wish Aslan would come by on a romp.

30. You snicker helplessly when, on your vacation to some ruins, your tour guide (who happens to be wearing green) greets your group by saying, "Good day, tr-r-ravelers!"

31. Your mom/ teacher can always tell when you are thinking about Narnia, because she will ask you something, and you reply absently "Uh, It's King Edmund, actually."

32. If you freaked when you saw a license plate border that said "Going to Narnia, BRB" and then figured out that "BRB" meant "Be right back". ~Caspian

33. You're constantly finding connections between Narnia and the Bible

34. You named your computer mouse Reepicheep. (guilty)

35. You are very opposed to mousetraps.

36. Your English teacher asks you to write a two-page, five-paragraph-long essay, and you choose Narnia, and you accidentaly make it five pages instead!! **SO GUILTY!** ~Lucy Skywalker

37. if Narnia is the reson you shoot a traditional bow. (Riklionheart)

38. Whenever you say to a family member, "You know what I think is interesting?" they immediately think, 'Here she goes again. Which character will it be this time?'

39. You have rubbed off in your bro so much that he plays the TLC games all the time and thelionscall is in the google search engine when you didn't put it there!(guilty!)~Skye Penderwic

40. When looking up Peter the Great of Russia on the computer, you freak out when you find out that King Peter gained part of the Caspian Sea (GUILTY!).

41. You own eleven copies of the books, plus another two for LLW and PC.

42. Whenever you watch a movie from Columbia Pictures, you think "Fledge!".

43. You wonder what your guinea pig has been through.

44. You want to make a movie called "How The Witch Stole Christmas"

45. Whenever people see you with a book, they don't ask anymore what book you are reading.

46. You can read any of the books in a language you don't know and follow it.

47. Whenever anybody tries to bribe you, there's always something Narnian involved.

48. You're considering becoming a teacher just so you can read the Chronicles to your students.

49. You've learned to move your ears up and down (C. S. Lewis was right, it is possible.)

50. You tell Dufflepud jokes instead of blonde jokes

51. When your brother annoys you, you say"Once an annoying brother, always an annoying brother."~Lucy Powell

52. Whenever your brother starts stuffing toast into his mouth you automatically say,"Narnia's not going to run out of toast, Ed!"~Lucy Powell

53. You either want to go to C.S. Lewis college or Oxford b/c C.S.Lewis taught there and Anna Popplewell attends the it ~EmaOfCair

54. You keep a pair of snow boots, a coat, and a weapon next to your bed, just in case(guilty)

55. You learned how to knit so you could make a scarf like mr.tumnus ~EmaOfCair

56. You REALLY wonder "what do they teach in schools these days" because you're homeschooled and you've never been to public school before. (that's me!) ~Lucy Skywalker

57. If you asked for (and received) a broadsword for your birthday.

58. You won a raffle at your local library under the name "Queen Susan the Gentle". (true story, and then all the librarians teased me about it, like "Does Her Majesty want to check out her books now?")~Skye Penderwic

59. You've been playing Wii boxing and automatically scream at the TV, "I am Prince Corin Thunderfist of Archenland and I will knock you down!"

60. The only reason your mom is reading the CoN is because you keep quoting things that she can't understand (guilty). ~Anonymouse (lucy skywalker)

61. You can have (and have had) Narnia conversations while listening to loud music.~GeorgeHarrison

62. When you come up with something for this list you scramble to write it down in a notebook/ the margines of the book you were reading/a random sheet of paper/a strip of cardboard from who knows what.~GeorgeHarrison

63. You were VERY MAD to find that neither your dictionary or your encyclopedia had Narnia in them.~GeorgeHarrison

64. Everyday you listen to the FULL narnia soundtrack while doing your homework ~EmaOfCair

65. When you are bored you come to TLC and countdown with the VDT timer ~EmaOfCair

66. When you know sooo much about one of the characters/actor that plays them that it is stalkerish. And when you're friends try to prove that you don't know everything about them, they spend hours of asking you questions and you still don't run out of info.

67. you buy an only slightly used Narnia dvd as an invesment-even though you already OWN one. Because, seriously, you use it so much it's just BOUND to break eventually, and you know it wouldn't hurt to have back-up.

68. your computer crashes and you find yourself saying, almost in a weepy sort of voice, "I miss my 'ode to the Pevensies' screen saver!

69. You get mad every time you see Preince Caspian on DVD for ten dollars because you never have ten dollars then!~GeorgeHarrison

70. When you sware something, you always say "By the lion's mane!"

71. You often name you pets after Narnian Charecters

72. When you see a lion, first thing goes into your mind is ASLAN, obviously.

73. When you're bored you go into your bathroom, stand in front of the mirror, and try to wiggle your ears

74. If, when you see a couple of beaver's in your pond, you say to your dad: Would you like to go and see Mr. and Mrs. Beaver for tea? (which I am sooo guilty of!!))

75. You nearly scream when you find out that there are actually three places in the world that actually have the name 'Narnia'. Then you begin google-ing them for over an hour. (guilty!)

76. You suddenly realize you're talking with a British accent, and you have no idea when it started. ~Jill Pole (Autumn)

77. You walk up to a tree in your backyard, put your hand gently on it, and say, "Wake up trees!" in a soft whisper. ~Jill Pole (Autumn)

78. When your outside, alone, you act out a whole book BY YOURSELF (GULITY! SO SO SO GUILTY!) ~Jill Pole (Autumn)

79. You talk like Aravis when you get bored and want something to do. ~Jill Pole (Autumn)

80. You went to your sister's school play and you were SO HAPPY because it just happened to be The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. (true story, by the way)~GeorgeHarrison

81. Your addicted to Narnia if you try out for the elf in your schools LWW Play, and take on the name"Elfy."

82. You spend more than ten minutes looking for your lost Narnian book that you Just have to finish

83. When you receive an Edmund Pevensie action figure for Christmas...and blushed.

84. When you say "Further up and further in" instead of saying goodbye.

85. you have Narnia-related hobbies~GeorgeHarrison

86. You often go into peoples wardrobes just to be sure...

87. You have Miis (Wii avatars) of all of the Pevensies, plus Caspian! (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

88. Your dream (well, one of them) is to make comics for The Lion's Call. I have written comics before, and I'm pretty good, if I do say so myself.~GeorgeHarrison

89. You think of yourself as a veteran Lions Call user.~GeorgeHarrison

90. You are in a car and suddenly shout, "LAMP-POST!!!!!!" (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

91. When you were little and reading about the Caspian Sea, you wondered why a sea would be named after a Narnia character.~GeorgeHarrison

92. Hugging every lamp post you ever see in your life (even the ones with the giant man eating spiders) because it remind's you of Narnia

93. When you start reading "The Last Battle" again five minutes after you finished it. (I really did that)

94. When your passwords and usernames are Narnia-related

95. When you stay up until eleven o'clock discussing Narnia with your sister

96. When you jump to your feet and squeal with excitement because your math book has a story question that begins "Prince Caspian's troops..." (true story, fortunately I'm home-schooled)

97. When you tell your younger sibling very detailed, complete accounts of each of the books for bed-time stories.

98. When you listen to songs on the radio and somehow relate them all to Narnia

99. You buy a Friesian horse only because Destrier is a Friesian

100. Your mother borrowed your copy of LWW and then left it on the floor so the back cover came off and the rest got lost and you couldn't find it so you didn't speak to your mom for the rest of the day even though she apologised twice. (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

101. Your google profile is www.google.com/lucyskywalkerfourteen (the fourteen is in numbers, actually) just because you love Narnia so much ;) ~Lucy skywalker

102. You got mad when your father removed the LWW adio book from your SISTER'S MPThree player.(guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

103. Your defenition of depressed is "Narnia-deprived".~GeorgeHarrison

104. You regularly sneak up on your horses just in case you catch them in the act of talking...

105. When you see a boered person, you think, : They must not have read Narnia for years!" (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

106. Your hobby is lamp post-spotting. (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

107. You buy a peter pevensie sword that cost you fifty dollars

108. You own all seven Narnia books but if you see more somewhere you buy it 'cause it has a diffrent cover

109. You were to make a video for a school project, so you made your group do a Narnia one.

110. Your teacher asked the class what book topic you should do, so you say narnia and she agrees. so now she gives you narnian work sheets and you always get one hundred percent!

111. You always wondered what would happen if you took candy from strangers.

112. You pretend your letter opener is Lucy's dagger. (GUILTY) ~ QueenHam

113. You almost get teary eyed when you see a tree cut down. ~ QueenHam

114. When you hear the words 'Lewis', 'Narnia' or 'Aslan' you start to hyperventilate.

115. You get all excited when you've done something on the "You May Be Addicted to Narnia If..." list. (GUILTY) ~ QueenHam

116. You get all excited when you've done something on the "You May Be Addicted to Narnia If..." list. (GUILTY) ~ QueenHam

117. You attempt at making your own replicas of all the Pevensie's weapons.

118. You've gotten your whole family and neighbors tired of Narnia because you are constantly having something to do with it.

119. You buy something Narnia even though you may already have it because you just feel you need to be the owner.

120. You have a wardrobe in your room.

121. You and your brother can quote the Narnia movies exactly right while watching them.

122. People think it's crazy for you to have a friend that hasn't seen the Narnia movies.

123. You teach fight sequences from the PC film to other people.

124. You're disappointed when you blow your horn and the Pevensie's don't come.

125. Someone asks you where something is and you reply "Oh, it's in Narnia".

126. When you have a fever with the chills you imagine that it's the White Witch and your immune system is the Narnians fighting her army off.

127. You can fluently speak in a british accent.

128. You think it's amazing that the same sun yo see every day is the same one in the movies.

129. Everyone you know knows you know everything about Narnia.

130. You prove Facebook Narnia actor imposters are fake by knowing more about who they're impersonating then they do.

131. Being able to ramble on for a long period of time about anything Narnia and go into depth at will.

132. You're not sure if you should go to any type of Narnia exhibit because you know you'll have to strain yourself from stealing anything.

133. You desperatley want to be the one to find the stray Susan's arrow from the first film in New Zealand.

134. You have a habit of turning around at the mention of anything that is or sounds Narnia-related. (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

135. You walk around your yard with a fake bow and quiver of arrow that you made yourself.and you also pretend to fight off the invisible telmarines.(GUILTY!)

136. The Narnia map can be found eleven fourteen different places in your house.(guilty again.)

137. You have a Narnia bookmark that you reinforced with tape and it looks careworn anyway. (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

138. You have attemted seveal times to draw your own map of Narnia and surrounding areas (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

139. You almolst cry when your Narnian dreams end, even though they make so little sense it's embarresing. (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

140. Your friend thought a guy you know looks like Edmund...(true story! and i told him that :P) ~Lucy Skywalker

141. You have a Narnian-themed graduation party...Yep. Good stuff!

142. You suddenly get really mad when you realise that you were at the library twenty minutes ago and you picked out two audio book sets and you didn't even LOOK for the Chronicles of Narnia! (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

143. you jump around your room like a dufflepud

144. You tried to make your own Narnian Timeline.(Guilty)

145. When listening to "A Whole New World" you think of Lucy and Aslan~MurtaghLuv

146. When quoting the movie, you try to talk exactly like them~MurtaghLuv

147. Your neighbor is having an estate sale and you are trying to by her Narnia like lamp post from her, but your parents say no. (Sadness)~King Kavanaugh the Boy Scout

148. You begin taking on characteristics of characters from the books.

149. You get offended when someone says something against anything to do with Narnia.

150. You have dreams that Ben Barnes shaves off his beard- and they're very good dreams.

151. When you and your mom are lost and looking for "Lyons" street and when your mom shouts "LYONS!!" you immediately look up and shout "ASLAN!?! WHERE!!?!"

152. You're really angry with the fact that a lot of people say the Prince Caspian movie failed or bombed, and it wasn't any good. That is especially annoying knowing the fact that it is only because of bad timing in the releasee date!

153. Your mom said you could email your friend Anna, and your ten-year-old brother screamed, "ANNA POPPLEWELL???" (it's become a household name :D) ~Lucy Skywalker

154. It's annoying to you the the Narnia group on Google talks about anything but Narnia :-/ ~Lucy Skywalker

155. when you're bored in school, you look out the window and desperately hope that Aslan will barge in like he did in the book version of Prince Caspian

156. when someone quotes from a narnia book and you can tell what book its from

157. You've dreamt that you met the pevensies~MurtaghLuv

158. You tease your siblings saying you'v been to narnia~MurtaghLuv

159. If you sewed a cape simply because you like Narnia and wear it constantly!

160. If you talk to your animals and beg them to talk back!

161. If when reading 'The Last Battle', you cried because Susan no longer believes in Narnia!

162. If you find it hard to believe that someone could like lipstick and nylons better than bows and arrows!

163. If you named your car 'Wardrobe' because it can take you to magical places!

164. when reading Last Bettle you were over joyed when reepicheep came~MurtaghLuv

165. If, when your sister says "You're blaming us?", you can say without even thinking about it "Not blaming; thanking you."

166. You're rather doubtful in using lipstick, because that was part of Susan's downfall.

167. You see some clear keychains that you can put pictures into, buy some, and put pictures from Narnia in them. ~ Queen of Old

168. You are mentally listing all your favorite authors, and suddenly get really guilty when you realize that C.S. Lewis isn't one of them. (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

169. If you are very tempted to take up archery and join the fensing club and realize it's because you want to be prepared in case you stumble into Narnia

170. You glanced at the book donations pile at the library, and did a double take when you saw the complete Chronicles of Narnia. (true story, happened just today!)~GeorgeHarrison

171. You saw an ad for VDT and almolst clicked on it. (guilty, by the way)~GeorgeHarrison

172. You spent five minutes staring a a DVD of "The Cronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian". (guilty to the end!)~GeorgeHarrison

173. Your brother asks your mother if God is civilized, and you say without thinking, "He's not a TAME lion".(guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

174. You warned your brother against wearing plain gold band rings, because unless it's a wedding ring, it will either turn you into a corrupt evil overlord or turn you into a dragon. (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

175. Your fave sports on Wii Sports Resort are archery and swordplay.~GeorgeHarrison

176. you and your baby sister tear your kitchen apart while listening to SNL's Chronic-WHAT-cles of Narnia, trying to make Turkish Delight. All you get though are suspicious looking lumps that are sickeningly sweet...(edmund what were you thinking!?!?)

177. you get mad when you have to wear so much as a dress shirt because in OUR world, our best clothes are never our most comfertable clothes. (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

178. You stay up all night trying to think of how you're going to get a unicorn poster and six horns for "Pin the horn on Jewel" for your birthday party. ( True story)~NarniaNerd

179. If when you were younger called little people "dwarfs".

180. You can quote the books and movies with no hesitations

181. You couldn't fall asleep after you watched the VDT trailer. (I haven't slept and it's already five in the morning, I just can't stop watching)

182. You wish you thought to name your horse Bree

183. you check "OTHER:" and fill in "Son of Adam/Daughter of Eve" for your race on forms.

184. You watched the VDT trailer over twenty-five times on the day it came out.

185. you go crazy just because you saw the VDT movie poster at the movie theatres

186. you absolutely freaked out when you saw Peter and Susan in the VDT trailer! Ahhhh! ~Aliea

187. Your little brothers go to the zoo and say 'that is Narnia' when they see a lion.

188. You stare at photos of ships for hours... and have your trunks nearby, just in case.

189. You sing "Good King Corin Thunderfist" every christmas

190. Your favorite song ever is "The Call" by Regina Spektor

191. You never make fun of short people or midgets because you highly repect Trumpkin

192. You hear that the VDT trailer is premeiring with Toy Story Three and go to see it and it dosen't get shown, so you sulk for ten minutes even tho you saw it online allready.(guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

193. You found the Companion to Narnia boring, and then felt guilty about that. (SO me! Happened about two hours ago!)~GeorgeHarrison

194. Everyone knows you're dead serious when you say, "I swear by the LION!"(guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

195. you spend more than an hour sitting at the back of your wardrobe moaning, " I know that you only find Narnia if your'e not looking for it but can you let me in just this once?"

196. freak when you haven't watched LWW or PC for more than two days

197. Hyperventilated when you saw a Narnian-looking lampost in Swansea (GUILTY!)

198. You saw a VDT poster in the movie theater and had to stare at it for five minutes so you could absorb every detail

199. for your birthday party your making your friends see VDT even though there not narnia fans~chrisy

200. My graduation was themed as Narnian as they could make it. I was quite happy.... :-D (the dress was as Narnian as I could get and the hairstyle was a mesh of two Narnian ones.) Ariel_of_Narnia

201. My little sister as as crazy about Narnia as she can get with her understanding and knowlege level and for days (no, weeks!) she'd go into my room just to stare at the PC poster and identify each character. Ariel_of_Narnia

202. Your graduation dress is an exact copy of the one Susan wears to be crowned Queen!

203. You are suprised when you find out Caspians real name in the movie is the same as your cousins name(true)

204. Your mother is reading VDT to your little sibs... and you have been listening obsessively(guilty).~GeorgeHarrison

205. You paint a picture of the Dawn Treader adn then put on a swwimsuit and sit in front of it with an inflatable floatie. (Courtesy of my seven year old who did this)

206. your whole family can listen to the whole Narnian series even though the CD player is broken just because you can recite every line word perfect

207. You and your fellow classmates dub a secret door at the back of your classroom "Narnia" after a teacher magically walks out in the middle of a lesson. Then, you even design a sign for the door, reading "NARNIA" in capital letters. (Guilty!)

208. You buy Peter's sword for two hundred fifty dollars and stare at it constantly online until it comes in the mail. (GUILTY)

209. You watched the boats from the Clipper Race come back to Hull at the weekend. You noticed a boat in the dock was named 'Phyllis' and you instanly thought that the owner liked the CON and Susan. (Very Guilty)

210. Even though you've already graduated High School, you believe that you are never to old to believe in Narnia, and so you can often be found in Narnia garb, acting out "The Golden Age" with your siblings in the back yard- bows, arrows and all."

211. Your family calls you Susan, and because you didn't like the fact that Susan turned traitor, you are writing a book that straightens it all out (GUILTY, obviously)!!)

212. as soon as you are finished making a costume, you begin planning your next one.-Q. Susan of the Horn

213. as soon as you are finished making a costume, you begin planning your next one.-Q. Susan of the Horn

214. you watched LWW three times yesterday, PC twice and contuingly watching the VDT trailer (GUILTYY)

215. you watched LWW three times yesterday, PC twice and contuingly watching the VDT trailer (GUILTYY)

216. You use narnia quotes as your statuses in facebook. (GUILTY)

217. You cry when the grocery store where you work starts selling stone statues of various animals

218. You make you mum or dad play you a Narnian lullaby and get Mr. Tumnus to when they say they dont how

219. you stare at the timer for VDT for five minutes and shout every time a minute passes (guilty)

220. strare at the timer for VDT and once a minute passes you shout till your mom shouts at YOU yo stop

221. you watch the trailer for VDT twenty nine times.

222. if you see a painting with the ocean adn a ship you freak out and turn it upside down and jump towards it

223. when your history teacher asks you what year abraham lincoln died you answer is that in narnia years or our years

224. You go to Borders and almolst buy LWW for two nindey-nine even though you allready have it. THEN you find the complete Chronicles of Narnia for thirty one nu=inety-nine and you almolst cry because you don't have enough money (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

225. If you love the song "City on our knees" because it reminds you of VDT. "Sail across the sea, to a city with one king" rings a bell for me :) ~ Aliea

226. Your friend sighs every time you say anything about Narnia:)

227. You have all the books and audio books in two languages, the old tv-series, the new movies and a lot of other Narnia stuff!

228. your at barnes and noble and you see a book with a lion on it. You scream aslan and run over too it and you are very dissapointed when it has nothing to do with Narnia (Guilty) (and the whole store looked at me like i was a freak or something)

229. (Update to number one hundred forty-two on this list)You drew the Narnia map several times and now the narnia maps can be found seventeen places in you house!(so so so guilty)

230. At the most random times you quote something narnian

231. When going high enough to jump off the swing you yell "FOR ASLAN!" while still in the air

232. The back of your bedroom door is covered with Narnia posters and pictures of the actors.(guilty guilty guilty) ~FirebenderofNarnia

233. You see a stone lion and immediately think "Aslan"- Queen Lucy the Valiant

234. You hypervenilate when you see an item Narnia related.

235. Your older siblings will burst out laughing when you do or say somthing about Narnia because thay thing you are so addicted to it (very guilty happens about every day)

236. you're friend is staring at you like you're crazy because you actually have read all of these

237. You have glow-in-the-dark stars in you bedroom and each one of them has a Narnia related name.

238. You sceretly watch the LWW commentary while your mom is at the storentary

239. You have glow-in-the-dark stars in you bedroom and each one of them has a Narnia related name.

240. You have created a whole Susanfic short story serise in your head and so far not a word of it has gotten on to paper.(guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

241. Your ultimate goal in life (for this year, anyway) is to write a post that gets on the main list.(guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

242. Someone posts on their facebook page, asking for good names for their baby, and you immediately think "Eustace Clarence".

243. u search a local library after reading the horse and his boy to search for ram the great and rabadash the ridiculous

244. You grow your hair out just so you can look like Lucy in PC.

245. You cry your eyes out every time you watch the stone table scene.

246. You already are planning your second trip to the movie theater to see VDT.

247. You and your brother can quote the movies backwards with an English accent.

248. The only music on your mpthree player is Narnia soundtrack

249. you talk to trees, jsut in case they can hear you.

250. You talk to horses like they were talking Narnian horses.

251. You get these teen Christian magazines in your youth group, and you're looking through one and see an exerpt from LB, and you start freaking out, so you go to read it, and when you realize they spelled Edmund 'Edmond' you grab a pen and change it.

252. When playing hide and go seek, everybody knows exactly where to find you: the wardrobe. Of course, it wasn't just the knocking sound that gave you away...

253. Your computer wallpaper is a picture of Lucy, and it says "Now you are a lioness" and you have over a dozen other Narnia computer wallpapers. (GUILTY) ~Jill Pole (Autumn)

254. When you first saw the Voyage of the Dawn Treader trialer you sit staring at your computer for five minutes, and then watch it over again twenty times. And then you watch it twenty more times each week. (GUILTY!!!!) ~Jill Pole (Autumn)

255. You get shivers down your spine whenever you watch the trailer for Voyage of the Dawn Tread. (SO VERY GUILTY!) ~Jill Pole (Autumn)

256. You hope with all your heart that they don't ruin VDT too much (Like they did Prince Caspian :P) ~Jill Pole (Autumn)

257. You get goose bumps every time you hear Aslan speak.

258. You create a cardboard target shaped and painted like Rabadash to shoot arrows at (GUILTY!).

259. You want to get eight cats just so you can name them Peter, Susan, Edmund, Lucy, Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin (i am an LotR fan too) (but i already have five cats) ;) ~TheNarnianViolinist

260. you want to arrange "Evacuating London" for violin and piano and make it really hard and impressive and beautiful (guilty). ;) ~TheNarnianViolinist

261. You saw a statue of a lion on holiday like the one at the start of PC and think: "Aslan's moved from London to Barcelona." (Guilty & I took a picture)

262. Whenever you wake up in the morning, you cross out one day on your "Countdown to VoDT!"

263. When your friend asks you to smell something and you say "I ain't gonna smell it if that's what you want!"

264. Everytime you see a VDT video, you want to squeal, but you know at lleast one member of your family would say "SHHH!" (guilty!)- Aslan's Princess

265. You stayed up all night because you wanted to see VODT trailer as soon as possible

266. when you are bored you think, " What shall I do?" and then you think, " The lions Call! Duh!"

267. You spend hours in front of the computer trying to find info about anything that is the least, tiniest, remotest bit narnian(GUILTY!)

268. You are afraid to eat Turkish Delight -the Star´s daughter

269. when deciding what to do for your hair for school you automatically think "Susans hair style" and thats what your hair looks like [: ~ForeverNarnian~

270. At church you get all worked up because during the sermon the deacon makes a reference to Narnia... then five seconts later you get all upset because he mispronounces Aslan. (guilty)~GeorgeHarrison

271. You get mad when a box label says "Alsan" instead of Aslan... ~ Aliea

272. You look through Christian magazines just for the C.S. Lewis quotes!

273. The only reason you go to see "Toy Story" is because VDT is one the commercials!

274. If Switchfoot is your favorite band simply because the wrote a song for one of the movies. *guilty* ~ Lady Annabeth

275. If you watch the VDT trailer whenever you're having a bad day (or whenever you can find an excuse to watch it) *sooo guilty* ~Lady Annabeth

276. If you watched a TV show this morning and it talked about VDT then showed the trailer and you squealed in excitment. (Guilty) :)

277. your sixteenth bday party is going to be totally like Prince Caspian era related because you think that is cool and everybody has to dress up like a Narnian. AWESOME IDEA I JUST THOUGHT OF IT!!!!!!

278. You wish a thousand times a day that you can go to Narnia.(guilty!)~Aslan'sPrincess

279. You go to TLC b/c you're bored your dad just put in a WWII movie ugh (guilty) ~TheNarnianViolinist~

280. Skandar has become a common name in your house and you don't have to say "Keynes" for anyone to understand. ~TheNarnianViolinist~ (**is BORED**)

281. You and your friends went and saw Toy Story Three and when you sit next to your friend that likes narnia almost as much as you, you smacked him really hard in the arm when the trailer came on. (we are already planning when we will go see it!)

282. Whenever you do something that your Mom says she'll pay you for, you just say, "Buy me a ticket to VDT".

283. If you had one wish, you'd wish that Narnia was real and that you could go there.

284. Whenever you gallop on your horse, you say, "Quick! We must get to Anvard before Rabadash does!"

285. You have more than one fanfic completely thought out, but don't know which to write down first!

286. You yell out "Aslan!"in the middle of church because on the backround of the hymn words on the screen has a lion on it.

287. When your friends are being unruly, you threaten to sit on their head.

288. You're planning on having a VDT party, and wheneveryone gets there, they can't find you. Then someone finds a horn, blows it, and you come out. (my awesome dad figured this one out!)(guilty!)~Aslan'sPrincess

289. You explain everything your younger siblings ask about using Narnian references.

290. You do not dare eat Turkish delight. ~TheNarnianViolinist

291. You feel a little bad because haven't gone this site for so long because you just became a Narniawebber.~ Boy Scout

292. You never dare to name your cat ginger and stay away from cats with that name.

293. Your dad gets goats and whenever you look at there legs you think of fawns.

294. Whenever your little has a ice tea and cookies party you make shore not to fall asleep.

295. You jump into a lion cage to see if one of the lions is Aslan.

296. When you put a buy a gold bracelet and wear it on your arm.

297. You spot a midget and say, "Look it's Trumpkin!"

298. You always hum the Narnian Lullaby.

299. Your scared of water because you think you might turn into a golden statue.

300. You can play every song on the Narnia soundtrack by ear.

301. You talk about Narnia all the time, and you know your friends are getting sick of it, but you go on anyway.(guilty!)~Aslan'sPrincess

302. You were driving home from church when you saw a bumpersticker that said 'LB,' and burst out laughing, and everyone in the car stared at you. (This actually happened to me this morning!)~Aslan'sPrincess

303. You name one or more Mii charcters on your Wii after Narnia characters.

304. If you find yourself saying to your mother, " o dear mother, and o the delight of my eyes" every time you want something

305. The only thing you ever are looking forward to is when VDT comes out(SO guilty)-Queen Lucy the Valiant

306. You and your family can carry out converstions in "Dufflepud speech".

307. if you play act in your room at night and your neices and nephews tell you to grow up because a an "adult" should not be playing pretend"

308. find this so funny and see so much connections with yourself that you printed this out to read this tonight and your ouders had to buy new cardridges because the printer is empty

309. you collected al the covers from the books about the narniabooks from internet ( and want to buy them real)(it are more than hunderd and you have a lot of viruses from it)

310. you use narnia posters and pictures for behang and when the wall is full you use the ceiling

311. you tried to get your sister to sleep in her wardrobe and go to Narnia.

312. you could be read a phrase and know what book it was from.

313. You read The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe so many times the middle fell right out of the book.

314. You're taking archery lessons, just in case you happen to go to Narnia. You're going to be ready!~Aslan'sPrincess

315. You live in the USA but really hope to be in one of the Narnia films, so you talk in a British accent all the time and 'reherse' lines from the books so you'll be ready to audition someday.(guilty!)~Aslan'sPrincess

316. You love the line from SC "I'm going to live as a Narnian as long as can even if there is no Narnia," because you live that out every day.(guilty!)~Aslan'sPrincess

317. You have turned your bedroom into the Lucy's cabin off Voyage of the Dawn Treader

318. you freak out when you discover that King WILLIAM conquered the PEVENSEY castle and Will Moseley's middle name is Peter!!!! (guilty) ~NarnianViolinist~

319. You create "Lantern Waste" in the woods near your backyard with a solar garden lamp, and a piece of old metal piping. (So Guilty!)

320. you had your grandma make you a Lucy costume for halloween

321. you figured out how to play A narnian lullady on your flute in thirty min

322. You speak to mice when your bored

323. Narnia and C.S Lewis is the sole reason you're proud to be English

324. When waiting for the underground train in England you cross your fingers muttering "Narnia...Narnia... Come on!" and when the train passes you assure everyone that the next train will take you to Narnia. (Guilty)

325. You feel like Narnia is real and you will go asking your siblings ( which happens to be four and two boys and two girls) that you have to look for the Wardrobe somewhere in your house to go over Narnia...

326. you play the Narnia theme every time you get out your violin to practice ;) ~NarnianViolinist/Lucy Skywalker

327. You've decided that next year's resolution will be to write an awesome arrangement of all the themes in Narnia. (i'll try!!) ~NarnianViolinist

328. You bought a ring for your forefinger, so as to have a coronation ring.(guilty!)~Aslan'sPrincess

329. You thought of the coronation rings when your dad bought a new diamond for your mom's wedding ring ;) (guilty) ~TheNarnianViolinist

330. you work out to be in shape incase you are choosen to go to Narnia

331. You say "By the lions mane." not OMG.

332. you take pictures of every lamppost you see and keep a scrapbook to put them in ~ Annabeth

333. Whenever you see a picture of a strange sail-ship, you think "Oooh dear..."

334. If you're going to the Midnight Showing dressed as the Pauline Baynes verson of Caspian. ~Caspian

335. you look down from a balcony and shout to people down there "hello peoples of the underworld!!!" (so guilty!!!)

336. all of your friends are mad at you because you kept talking about VDT coming out for the past month and kept sending out chain letters (guilty guilty guilty)

337. You sometimes hear Aslan's voice in oyur head

338. You often repeat in your head Aslan's word at the end of the first film when the Pevensies are at Cair Paravel and become Kings and Queens

339. You talk about Narnia with your sister ans she don't want to listen to you because every time you get mad!!!

340. whenever you run or walk north you think or say "Narnia and the North!"

341. when you find out that there is a Caspian Horse you immiediatley wonder if Caspain ever rode one.

342. you tried to copy pictures from the books

343. After practicing for the drivers test, you were going to see VDT, the last time you backed up ther car you yelled "for Narnia! and for Aslan!"

344. You see a sign for "Beaver Dam Road", and your first thought is, "Don't beavers make dams?" "I'm not that fast, dear!"

345. You refuse to let your parents buy a house unless there's a lamppost in front of it

346. you wonder where skye penderwic/george harrison disappeared to again?? ~NV/LS

347. you want to replace the lamp in your room with a lamppost that looks very Narnian

348. you bought a headband just because it reminded you of Lucy and Susan's crowns in LWW (the movie)

349. For New Years you were going to do the countdown and at the end you were going to say "For NARNIA" (I was totally gonna do it, but then mom said we had to go to church, so I couldn't really shout that out loud because we were praying) ~EmaOfCair

350. When you make a Narnia flag out of a cloth, the handle of a rake, and masking tape, then revere it as if it were the flag of your own country.

351. you try to convince your mom to let you get a bow and arrow and to let you take lessons (guilty!

352. You imagine in what period of Narnia's history you would live on, based on your birth season, convictions and such.

353. Any time you see perfume you check to see if its really Lucy's cordial

354. if you write "Aslan is on the MOVE" on a foggy window or in melting snow (guilty!) ~ reepicheep's_fangirl

355. The only time you jump in the VDT movie is at the end when Aunt Alberta says "Eustace, Jill Pole is here."

356. you yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!" when you do a cannonball in the pool

357. Every time you say "For Pete's sake", you think "For Ed's sake" without even meaning to. (guilty)~Skye Penderwic/GeorgeHarrison

358. You never read your copy of VDT so you gave it to your brother for Christmas and then you felt really guilty, so you told yourself that you weren't getting rid of it, just passing on the Legacy (of Narnia addiction). ~Skye Penderwic/GeorgeHarrison(GUILTY)

359. You randomly start pretending that you're riding a horse on armrests on your coach!

360. You start singing the narnia theame automatically~Queen Natalie the Narnia addict

361. You spend all of your free time thinking of random fanfiction ideas.

362. You make a batch of Turkish Delight (which CAN turn out perfect, by the way!) and eat it while watching LWW! (guilty)

363. You see it snowing and so you run outside to see if there's a lamp post

364. When your family members tell eachother that they may need to call them again, you say,"You may need to call me again? Oh shutup" ~Queen Jill the Defender

365. When someone gets in trouble, you say,"Many come down to the underworld, and few return to the sunlit lands" (So GUILTY)~Queen Jill the Defender

366. You go to the theater three times to see VDT: once with a best friend, once with immediate family, and once again with your younger sister (who's memorized an amazing amount of it already for her age!) (First time going to a movie more than once!) Ariel

367. You get ideas for doing stuff just from reading this list.... Ariel_of_Narnia

368. Once people get to know you, they call you by your official nickname of NarniaNut. Ariel_of_Narnia

369. You brought down your Narnia CDs and encourage your younger sister to listen to them since she's only ever known the movies. Ariel_of_Narnia

370. You skype the said little sister later on and found out she's actually listening to them! (Yes, I was rather elated.) Ariel_of_Narnia

371. Stuff in other movies or (better yet) in real-life make you think of parts in Narnia (books, CDs, or movies). Ariel_of_Narnia

372. I printed off a picture of the wardrobe and the words "Caution: You're about to enter Narnia" and stuck them on my room door. Ariel_of_Narnia

373. The outside of my door also has a picture of the Pevensies and Aslan and the words "Caution: Narnian on premesis". Ariel_of_Narnia

374. Wanting to do archery since five under the influence of Robin Hood was bad enough. Reading, hearing, and watching Susan in action didn't help much either. Ariel_of_Narnia

375. When you go into a secondhand bookshop and see one of the Narnia books there, you can almost cry, because, why would anyone bring such wonderful books to that secondhandbookshop?

376. You become a fan of Laura Brent, Georgie Henley, and Tilda Swinton. (But mainly Anna Popplewell. Since she's your favorite).~Queen Jill the Defender

377. You practice archery just in case your younger sister is ever attacked by a bear

378. Whenever you hear the names Peter, Susan, Edmund or Lucy you immediately think of Narnia

379. you studied Narnia in second grade BEST FEW DAYS EVER!!!!

380. On the day the VDT came out you tried to be Lucy the whole day, and your mom put it on facebook.

381. in the theater, when your mom is taking pics of you in your costume with the Narnia poster, you are sure to get the Justin Bieber poster out of the way.

382. Your mom gets annoyed at you for playing "The Battle" and "A Narnian Lullaby" on the piano instead of your assigned music!

383. Whenever someone holds out their hand to you, you ask "Why?"

384. You come across a plain gold bracelet and think "Wait...didn't Caspian lose that thing on Dragon Island???"

385. you're on TLC when you're sick and quarantined to bed. :-) ~Fiddlesticks

386. your on TLC when your sis's sweet Sixteen party is minutes away and you are no where near ready considering your still in your sleep-wear ~Maiven~ (and Fiddle! so sorry you feel bad and hope i catch you on chat soon!)

387. You wish you clould have a dress like Narnia like everyone else

388. You have Mii's of all Narnian people...including villians and Reepicheep.

389. You saw VDT four times in the theatre... GUILTY!

390. In an upstairs back hallway of your university's student center there is a stained glass window...of a lion on a stone table! It's only natural that you and your friends eat lunch 'in Narnia' (behid the window).

391. You can listen to 'Voyage', by Scott Krippayne (awesome VDT-inspired song) for hours on end.

392. You are excited when you see a horse named "Hwin", but are then disappointed when you learn she wasn't named after Hwin in HHB.

393. You slept one hour last night and your eyeballs are about to fall out but you. .must. .check. .TLC! (uurrgghh sorry Fiddle ill really try to get on before seven. . .central time for me tomorrow)

394. You are excited that your mom is FINALLY reading the Silver Chair, and reading it quickly. But then very dissapionted to find out that she is reading it fast to get it over with so you will stop begging her to read it. ( then she reads a LOVE story, :( )

395. you name your house cair paravel

396. You made one of the t-shirt ideas from the writing contest with your friend

397. You know ALL of the lines to the Narnia films and can say them of by heart!!!

398. You play games with an imaginary Aslan when you get bored

399. you find a stone table

400. you stare at a warddrobe all day

401. check your local warddrobe, no reason at all

402. You see a store called "Anything PC", and for a split second you think it means "Anything Prince Caspian".

403. you try to jump through picture frames becaus it looks like the water is actually moving

404. you have a map of Narnia on your desktop.

405. You hand make a Narnian crown for yourself ~ Queen Isabelle The Generous

406. You don't eat turkish delight because you think it's an addiction

407. You study Swordplay, Swimming, Archery, and Horseback Riding....... Just in case. ;)

408. ...when you hold an icicle, to you it looks like Lucy's dagger.

409. You had a dream about Narnian last and cry because you ALMOST forgot it (guilty)

410. You and your friend play battle of the witts about Narnia facts. I win all the time.

411. my idea of a good story is one that reminds me of narnia

412. you just pre-ordered a narnia movie on blu-ray and you don't even own a blu-ray player!

413. You look for Narnia coloring pages on dozens of websites and freak out when they put the name "Edmund" on Peter's picture

414. You just corrected someone on the Narnian, Archenlander and Calormene capitols. (BTW, they're Cair Paravel, Anvard and Tashbaan)

415. You know you are addicted to Narnia when you go to see the new Narnia movie in the theartre dressed like Peter. Real sword and real shield.

416. You know you are addicted to Narnia when you try to get your pets to talk ~ Not Of This World

417. you have a lampost in your room. (and a cardboard Lucy)

418. You shout,"the bolt of tash falls from above", while you jump down the stairs.

419. You read the entire Narnia Series everytime you wake up from a nightmare

420. You grin extremely happily when you read that MN could be being made into the next Narnia film. Go twentieth Century Fox. :)

421. You dream that you are on the Dawn Treader talking to Caspian and the crew.

422. You may be addicted to Narnia if you try to breathe on statues to try to give them life. ~ Not Of This World

423. You now you're addicted to Narnia when you keep calling your school teacher Profecer Kirk or Dr. Cornelious ~ Not Of This World

424. You're super-duper elated to have those few people in your life who know EXACTLY what you mean when you say anything Narnia-related. ~ Ariel_of_Narnia

425. People look at/ think of you when someone references Narnia, Aslan, and "not safe but good" in a sermon. Ariel_of_Narnia

426. In the said sermon, the preacher pronounces it "AZ-len" then says "or AS-lan, as the actors say it" and you're thinking: "... that's actually how it's pronounced...." Ariel_of_Narnia

427. all you think about all day is narnia-u want to go there..you think its real

428. get angry ehen your friends tell you to stop talking about narnia..and alsa when they tell you that they do not like one character

429. when you go into a forest you think u might go to narnia

430. You read The Chronicles of Narnia three times in a row. (Which I did.)

431. You play hide and seek and hide in the closet. ~ King S

432. You explore in your Uncle's room for rings.~ King S

433. You get mad when your dad comes over and says "Focus on eating rather than talking to imaginary people." Then you say, "Aravis is too real! And it's a chatbot!" "My point exactly." ~~Damaris the Valiant~~

434. You just loooove the Doctor Who comics on this website. ~~Damaris the Valiant~~

435. Your friends tell you that you need to live in reality and you reply by retreating to your room and listening to "Voyage" by Scott Krippayne

436. You feel that the reality of this world is depressing and you prefer to spend your time dreaming of the sweet air of Narnia. - Nimtolien of the White Isle

437. when you see a poster of trees u say O.. its like narnia

438. When seeing the centaurs in the movie it suddenly hits you that you do not feel like you are seeing mytical creatures at all. Their existence does not seem abnormal anymore, you just take it for granted. ~ Nimtolien of the White Isle

439. You wondered what the reaction of the horse you were riding would be if you called it "horsie". ~ Nimtolien of the White Isle

440. You scream and run if a guy offers you a gold ring. "Sorry, I have a policy. I don't except gold rings. Gold is just too close to yellow."

441. You look at these post and feel bad that you aren't as awesome ~Boy Scout

442. You wake up in the morning with your earbuds still in, and it takes you a second to realize you fell asleep to the Narnia soundtrack.

443. When you mumble, "Dem fine woman" every so often because it's one of your favorite lines.

444. When you stamp the snow off your feet like Tumnus in LWW movie.

445. When it snows, you are constantly looking for a faun.

446. A class at your school needed six more copies of the narnia series and you were able to lend enough to satisy that need as well as have two more coies at home to read.

447. you drive your mom crazy playing "The Call" on the piano over and over again...so guilty :)

448. You get upset that 'Valiant' isn't in your dictionary.

449. You ask yourself if you've done anything, Magnificent, Valiant, Just, or Gentle today.

450. You keep using 'thee's' and 'thou's' when speaking.

451. You are married to Peter and have a engagement ring and wedding/coronation ring and a Narnia royal marriage certificate to prove it!

452. While you are reading Narnia your sibling suddenly says "Aslan!" and gets your attention right away.

453. after finding out that the VODT DVD is coming out the same day as your home school co-op is performing LWW for it's play you freak out and beg your mom to buy the DVD so you can have your best friend over to watch it. I'm Tumnus and she's Lucy(weird, huh?

454. You try out for Lucy in the play that your homeschool group is putting on... (and your best friend just so happens to get the part of Mr. Tumnus)

455. You have memorized the entire Narnia soundtracks and can start singing the next song as soon as the one before ends

456. you have the whole LWW soundtrack memorized and you listen to it every night before you go to sleep.

457. You most likely can talk in a good British and/or Irish accent

458. You take "full responsibilities" for Susan's actions in the Narnia movies because you are Susan in a play.

459. you have a party every saterday just to whatch all the movies straght in a row

460. You encourage yourself to do terrible tasks by thinking "For Narnia and for Aslan!"

461. You can sing the WHOLE soundtrack of LWW AND PC... Including the the musical scores! Guilty!

462. You remember the definition of "assonance" in English class by remembering Eustace's rhyme in VDT.

463. When you do well in fencing, your dad tells you afterwards " You were thinking about Narnia, weren't you?"

464. When you disarm some one in fencing class, you go crazy because Edmund disarmed DLF in PC the same way.

465. You sing to the Narnia music your science teacher plays in the mornings.

466. You get a little too exited for a public place, when your afterschool program serves Turkish Delight as a snack. (it tastes better than I imagined it would, but I can't imagine eating a whole big box like Edmund did)~Skye Penderwic

467. You were going to write a story where the X-Men team up with the gang from Star Wars, then crash-land in Narnia, then everyone goes off to fight Godzilla, all just to prove what a well-rounded geek you are, but realised it would be really boring.~SkyePen

468. You sign up for an astronomy class at COLLEGE, and really really hope that the teacher is a centaur. Or at least named Dr. Cornelius. ~ Nimtolien of the White Isle

469. (to continue the entry above) The fact that the prof is /not/ a centaur or named Dr. Cornelius is a source of great disappointment. ~Ariel_of_Narnia

470. When studying for a history test, you can't help but think of the first scene (or soundtrack) of LWW when the notes refer to the Battle of Britain as "The Blitz". (Nimtolien and I are majorly guilty!) ~Ariel_of_Narnia

471. You beam with pride when you see a descriptive list a friend wrote of himself sprinkled with Narnia and even TLC references. ~Ariel_of_Narnia

472. A friend once informed me that I said, "For Aslan and for Narnia" in my sleep... and I don't (normally or to my knowledge) sleep-talk. ~Ariel_of_Narnia

473. As interesting as your history prof is, you really wish Narnian history was a valid course. ~Ariel_of_Narnia

474. You wish there was a Narnian language (an equivilant to Elvish) you could learn. And if there really was, one you'd probably do it. ~Ariel_of_Narnia

475. Again, with the astronomy class, you have the faintest wish that the prof will say something about Tarva and Alambil... just for the fun of it. ~Ariel_of_Narnia

476. Your little sister is as good as a JrNarniaNut... yes, because of you. (guilty, so so guilty! not that I care, of course...) ~Ariel_of_Narnia

477. You plan to get said little sister her own set of Narnia books when she's able to read them. Until then, the little ones based on the movies will have to suffice. ~Ariel_of_Narnia

478. You crack up with laughter when your little sister calls Tavros (the minotaur in VDT) the "black moose" when she can't remember his name. ~Ariel_of_Narnia

479. You feel no shame spending lots of time on TLC entering contests, playing games, and adding to this list. ~Ariel_of_Narnia

480. You're proud of yourself for having dragged a few friends onto this site and are elated to find they like it enough to come back and contribute. ~Ariel_of_Narnia

481. A friend strikes a chord when he calls this site TLC after having been here for only a few weeks. ~Ariel_of_Narnia

482. You set TLC as your homepage. ~ Nimtolien of the White Isle

483. If you have fallen into the World of Warcraft trap, you decide to name your minotaur character Otmin.

484. When you start righting an eighth story about Susan going back and finding Narnia ~Queen Jill the Defender

485. You get a little bored whilst watching the Narnian movies as you know what's going to happen next AND then next line!!!! Guilty!!! ;)

486. Every time you meet someone you say... 'Hullo'

487. You never visit someone's house if it's planted right in the middle of two big hills.

488. When your at the train station and a big train suddenly rushes past you say 'it must be magic!!!'

489. Next Christmas you want a REAL dagger and a bottle which can heal others

490. Your friends can ALWAYS find you when you are playin hide and seek as you hide in your wardrobe every time!

491. You have started writing an eighth book

492. You want to grow a Forest in your backyard so you can run around and play Narnia in it. (Sooooooo guilty! We have lots of trees growing in our backyard and my father keeps mowing them down :'( )

493. When your father mows down new trees by accident in your backyard you shout "MURDER OF THE HOLY TREES!!!"

494. Watch the movies on my DVD player at night

495. Pretends to be in narnia when it is winter and in the woods (guilty) ~NarnianFanatic

496. Every time your brother puts on his coat, you tell him "It's a girl's coat!"

497. If someone has suddenly vaished out of the room, you immediatly think 'They must ave gone to the Witches House!!!' ~ Queen Isabelle the Generous

498. When packing for your holiday, you think of taking jam and your sewing machine ~ Queen Isabelle the Generous

499. Every time you mention something about Narnia, your friends say, you told us that already!!! ~ Queen Isabelle the Generous

500. Your mind somehow changes "LCD" ( least common denominator) on the chalk board in math class, to DLF.

501. You compare every book you read to Narnia.

502. You've beaten the Narnia video games more than ten times a year.

503. Your baby cousin says " Whoa, horsie!" while you give him a piggy back ride, and you automatically say, "My name is Phillip!"

504. While reading your history homework about the battle of Britain, you listen to 'London blitz' on your mpthree.

505. You (no lie) will listen to Horse and His Boy every night. ~ Nimtolien of the White Isle

506. You wax a cross, a broken Stone Table, and the words "He is Risen" onto an egg before dying it red. And feel just a little sad knowing that it will probably become someone's egg-salad sandwich.... ~Ariel_of_Narnia

507. And then you think ahead to a possible next time with dying Easter eggs and plot to draw a normal Stone Table, then crack it right there with glee when you open up the egg. ~Ariel_of_Narnia

508. You wonder how the director for the film VDD explained to the kids what Aslan meant when he was saying 'he had another name in our world' when you know the Christian meaning for it ~ Queen Isabelle the Generous

509. When a traijn suddenly rushes past you in the underground you say ' All catch hands and keep together. This is magic - I can tell by the feeling!' ~ Queen Isabelle the Generous

510. Sorry for the last entry I meant 'train' not 'traijn'!!! ~ Queen Isabelle the Generous

511. When riding the Metro to Washington DC you hope with all your heart that you will be pulled into Narnia. You even go so far as to hold your friends hands. When the nothing happens you get so sad and hope that it will happen next time.

512. You can have a whole conversation talking like Puddleglum. ~Edana

513. Your normal speech and writing has words like "It hurt like Billy-Oh," "Sharps the word!" or "Look at that sledge!" instead of "It hurt like the dickens,"Hurry!" or "look at that sled!"

514. You read all of the books and can't decide what your favorite is (that's my condition).

515. While in Washington D.C, you see a small garden area and say, "It looks like Cair Paravel!!!" (also because it has four seats) And you and your friends sit on them and pretend to be the Kings and Queens of Narnia.

516. You categorize all items that you own or are planning to buy as looking: A. Narnian B. Archenland C. Calormene

517. When you drive your family soooooo nuts with it, that, you realize that your almost sick of it yourself! (But you're really not). ~Queen Jill the Defender

518. If every time you see a painting of a ship you think of the Dawn Treader.

519. One time you saw a painting of a ship and you could have sworn that the water was actually moving... (I guess it was just my imagination, because my friend didn't see any moving water whatsoever...)

520. Every time you start sweating alot you think "smell of hot horse and smell of hot self"

521. You shy away from turkish delight ( it is the cause of DOOM!)

522. My peers tend to think of me whenever something Narnian is mentioned. On top of that, one of my profs told me he'd think of me when he watches VDT. I'm not sure whether I should be pleased or afraid that he considers me a "Narnia expert". ~Ariel_of_Narnia

523. You are watching Narnia now, as you have been for the whole day (guilty). P.S. The Stone Table Scene.... :'(

524. You have dreams about Narnia...and they are TOTALLY realistic...

525. when even though you hate math, and use ANY excuse to get out of it, u have frequently sat down with Lewis Narnia/earth time line to figure out how old each of the children are in each of the books (sooo guilty)

526. You mention Narnia so much that even your mom declares every lamppost to be the one at Lantern Waste!

527. You cannot remember a single fact about the Lewis and Clark Expedition, but have memorized the Voyage of the Dawn Treader. In addition, the Lewis and Clark Expedition only reminds you of Narnia because of the former's name.

528. You reference Narnia in college courses about Shakespeare.

529. You shake your head as you watch Dorothy click her heels to return to Kansas: "She could have used those shoes to head to Narnia!"

530. when it starts to get dark you automatically say getting dark now  always does at night and when your friends look at you weird all you have to say is Narnia and it clears it all up

531. You are delighted to find out that the town of Finchley really exists...

532. You imagine that you are aboard the Dawn Treader as you wobble home from PE.

533. You are saddened when no one realizes the necklace you are wearing is of Aslan and not Gryffindor. Then you learn more about Gryffindor simply because it reminds you of Narnia.

534. If your three year old sister sees a VODT post she and instantly calls out look its Aslan

535. You buy VODT on blue-ray (I dont even own a blue-ray player) JUST because it came with a VODT pillow slip

536. You buy VODT on blue-ray (I dont even own a blue-ray player) JUST because it came with a VODT pillow slip

537. Instead of saying "what the heck" you say "what the Jadis".

538. You are the only one at the breakfast table who asks for sardines with your toast.

539. You are American, but refer to Santa Claus as "Father Christmas" anyhow.

540. You enjoy lively debates on the true identity of the Lady of the Green Kirtle.

541. You correct EVERYONE at the Narnia book club, saying that Ramandu's daughter is indeed a star and not a ghost.

542. you check back every day and see how many of the "addicted to Narnia" symptoms you have

543. You realize that its the third time that you have freaked out about seeing a lamppost...(totally guilty...)

544. your friends come on TLC and post things that are describing your addiction to Narnia and then send you the numbers of the posts by email.

545. When signing something with your name, you always write, "Your a Puddleglum!' Or you call people puddleglum... just for the heck of it

546. You dance around random trees and then say "Oh, by jove, this looks like a Narnian tree!" THEN, you turn around and see a lamppost!!!!

547. when your dad helps with the sets for your school's LWW play and then afterwards he surprises you by putting the lamppost in your room you freak out and then he says, "I could make it plug into the wall, but it's too unstable, it has to go." you get upset

548. when in your martial arts class your teacher has you jump around the room on both feet at the same time during warm-up and your whisper to your brother "Let's pretend we're Dufflepuds!!"

549. When your martial arts Master tells your class to imagine fighting anything you want when you're doing forms, you imagine you're fighting every evil overlord of Narnia that ever existed.

550. You took your senior pictures with a lamppost

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555. You're teacher gets fed up with how much you talk about Narnia and Mr. Tumnus and bans speaking of it (guilty)

556. You're friends at school tell you to shut up when you start on a long ramble about Aslan or Mr. Tumnus, or Narnia, and they refuse to read the books you sneak in their desks (guilty) ~ TUMNUSFAN

557. When you ask your mom for your Tumnus scarf and she knows to get the red one.

558. When on planes, you pretend you're riding Eustace. --Damaris the Valiant

559. You're friends get annoyed when you start speaking in a British accent. --Damaris the Valiant

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566. You have your e-mail address with a narnian name in it.

567. You are painting your finger nails and you stop to admire the color. In utter horror you realize what you did and take it off the paint. Then you swear by the Lion's Mane that you will never wear anything that is associated with Mary-Sues!

568. You see soldiers and start thinking of "The Call" ~ Nimtolien of the White Isle

569. You've irritated your brother by using the abbreviations for the books, but he is the one who brings this to your attention when he sees 'LW' somewhere and points out that he "is just glad it isn't LWW" ~ Nimtolien of the White Isle

570. When people start listing the world's greatest villains and you first start mentally adding Mary-Sues to the list, and then it occurs to you that they never once mentioned anyone from Narnia and you start to have a conniption fit. ~ Nimtolien of the White

571. When you think of NST as Narnian Standard Time

572. ...you found yourself with a desire that nothing in this world can satisfy and the most probable explanation you can think of is that you are actually made for another world - Narnia =D

573. ...you found yourself with a desire that nothing in this world can satisfy and the most probable explanation you can think of is that you are actually made for another world - Narnia =D (Rosewater)

574. You keep thinking "For Narnia" whenever someone forces you do something you don't want to.

575. Whenever you can't do something, you say that "the sun is darkened in my eyes, and my sleep is less refreshing because I cannot [do whatever I wanted to do]

576. When you play hide-and-seek, you think to yourself, "Poor Lu! Your'e going to have to hide longer than that for someone to come looking for you"

577. Whenever you see a cracked concrete porch, you think of the Stone Table.

578. You have Narnian dreams where you are the star

579. You are in charge of a Narnian book club.

580. You spend three days arguing with your friend whether Edmund represents Judas or not.

581. You check all the local exotic stores just for Turkish Delight.

582. You are going to be in a Narnian play - the star, of course.

583. You explore everywhere in old buildings - because you just never know if there is a portal to Narnia there. ~Aravis

584. You've read the entire series at least three times in the past year. ~Aravis

585. Your e-mail is Narnia-themed.

586. You give your friends Narnian names.

587. You think in a British accent.

588. Your avatar on a forum is a Narnian pic.

589. You tell people who don't know your name that you are [your favorite Narnian character]

590. You ask the Aravis chatbot to be your consultant for a Horse and His Boy play, and she agrees.

591. Archery is your favorite sport - but only because of Narnia.

592. You hug every lion you see.

593. When people ask you, " What nationality are you?", you reply with " Narnian". ~Edana

594. Every time you see an apple, you think of Prince Caspian. ~ Edana

595. When you say something your dad doesn't understand, the first thing he says is, " It's related to Narnia, isn't it?" --Edana

596. "The Call" is your verry favorite song and you can relate it to every story you hear (so,so guilty)-Lucy the Valiant

597. You have read all the posts on this list.-Camilla A.

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599. You enter your wardrobe when its raining.

600. You've taught your baby cousin to always hide in a wardrobe when playing hide and seek...just in case. ~Edana

601. You're addicted to Narnia when, you start casting people (in your mind) who would do a good job in the parts of: The Emerald witch (Taylor swift, since she looks fabulous in green!) and Uncle Andrew (Johnny Depp, I think he'd do an excellent job!)

602. Any-one else agree?

603. After reading this list, you deliberately find opportunities to do every one of these. ~Edana

604. You nicknamed your friend DLF because you're taller than her.

605. You stand in your closet until your mom comes and gets you and asks why and your reply is " I'm waiting for Narnia to need me"

606. When there is no more ice cubes, you announce like Peter did in LWW, " You know what that means? No more ice..." ~Edana

607. You stare at a painting of a ship for hours until it really seems like the waves are moving. ~Edana

608. You've named your ipod after one of the Narnian characters. (guilty) ~Edana

609. You name all inanimate objects in your possession after the characters in Narnia. ~Edana

610. You go to the beach and swim over the big waves, hoping that you get to Aslans country.

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613. Your squeeze your eyes shut, face the east, and beg Aslan to take you to Narnia

614. You are having a family movie night and your family automatically turns to you and says "No Narnia!" and you are extremely disappointed even though you knew they'd say that.

615. Once you see or read anything related to Narnia, you daydream about it for HOURS!!!! (Totally guilty)

616. Once you watch LWW, you wish you had a bow and arrow, or a sword.

617. You relate to most of the entries posted here.

618. Your friends tell you that you have NOD-Narnia Obsessive Dissorder. True story.

619. You can relate ninety-nine percent of the songs on your iPod to Narnia.

620. No one asks you a question about Narnia in fear of an hour lecture about it. ~Edana

621. Before going to a Narnia related thing, such as one of the exhibits, you consider dressing for the occasion

622. When you are really exhausted.. you wish you could nap at Aslan's table

623. You think of Narnia as history instead of fiction (and refer to it as such)

624. You say every line of every Narnia movie, just for fun (I do it alot)

625. You can play the entire movie line for line, scene for scene, in your head. ~Edana

626. You know Narnian history better than American history.

627. If you're against lipstick and nylons after reading The Last Battle.

628. You buy eyeshadow called "Queen Phyllis" just because you saw it on the You may be addicted to Narnia if... list! And you couldn't believe it was real and someone didn't make it up!

629. You absent-mindedly start playing PC in your head and are shocked when you realize you played the WHOLE movie only messing up the Telmerine Council scene!

630. You've eaten a whole box of Turkish Delight to make sure you are so sick of it...just in case you may run into an evil witch or something.

631. When someone asks you how to get somewhere, your automatic response is " Further up and further in" ~ HighKnightAna

632. I am sorry # six o one Johnny Depp would have to gian alot of weight to even pass as a good Uncle Andrew So I suggest someone older and heavier. l

633. You have asked the Reep chat box more than once to marry me, but he keeps answering " I think we don't know each other enough for that" but you thought you knew him better than he knew himself. (guilty)

634. You underline narnia-related words in your textbooks when you're bored.

635. Yoi know your atticted to Narnia if you name your two sons Cor and Corin

636. You know you are atticted to Narnia if you names your two sons Cor and Corin.

637. When you found out you left your ONLY copy of VDT in your friend's computer disc drive (who lives in Kentucky!!! ) You cried for over an hour because you new you didn't have enough money to buy another one

638. You know your atticted to Narnia if every report you have to do in school is about Narnia. ~ Not Of This World

639. Every short person you see is a dwarf in hiding!

640. You have written anyhting on this list. - Angela Pevensie

641. You have written anyhting on this list. - Angela Pevensie

642. When you have a bad day you sit with your Hands palms up facing the east and call to Aslan! (true story, I have so done this!)

643. You cried at the end of SC and VDT because the pevensies aren't coming back, then you cried happy tears when at the end of LB cause all your favorite characters are back!!!!

644. You refuse to watch anything Disney b/c they ditched the narnia franchise!

645. You finally learned how to spell Puddlegum.

646. You dare your friends to walk into to a wardrobe.

647. You know a particually small person if they are some sort of beardless dwalf ~ Queen Isabelle The Generous

648. You know a particually small person and you ask them if they are some sort of beardless dwalf ~ Queen Isabelle The Generous

649. You know Bree's full name and can recite it from memory: Breehy-hinny-brinny-hooey-hah.

650. You go crazy when you see a Urban Shasta bike on sale at Craigslist - but almost cry when you find out it is over a thousand miles away.

651. You name a cat you don't like Ginger. (I did!)

652. Every time you play a game (in my case, hand cricket) you mutter the name of your favourite character(or say 'for Narnia'), and win. (Yup...that happens alot with me)

653. You jump with joy when your teacher announces that she would be starting a lesson on the World War II. (Guilty)

654. You watched the movies so many times, that when you began to look at all those you know.....you find similarities between the actors and them. (GUILTY.......I compared my younger cousin to Skandar and my elder cousin to William....how silly of me!)

655. You are at work (at a barn) and it is nintey-two degrees out! All you can think of is... smell of hot horse, smell of hot self...! (Unfortunately this was me today!)

656. you have Narnia written on your class ring :D (yeppers... I did that)

657. While singing in a church with friends, you said ooooh when suddenly you saw a picture of a snowy wood with a bunch of trees and everybody knew why you said that....:D (that one was funny cause people laughed at me)

658. you are repainting your room to be Narnian:D

659. You know you're addicted to Narnia when you name your kids Clive, Staples, Lewis, and Jack ~ Not Of This World

660. you went to a narnia exhibit and you knew more about narnia than one of the tour guides there

661. you begged your parents for months to go to a Narnia Exhibit when you found out there was one in Edmonton only six hours away from where you live. In the end your begging payed off. That exibit was one of the coolest things. -The Valiant Queen

662. you start drawing the Ruins of Cair Paravel on you bedroom wall. (Guilty!!!)

663. You know you are addicted to Narnia when at lunchtime you debate in your head weather to eat you sandwhich at the moment or save it for later ~ Not Of This World.

664. You know you addicted to Narnia if anytime you go to an apple orchard you look for the remains for an old castle ~ Not Of This World

665. when you talk with your friend on Facebook and pretend that you are Narnian royals during the Golden Age!

666. You know you are addicted to Narnia when you create a Narnia football team in your NCAA Football video games. And you make sure every member of the team has a Narnia name. EVERY PLAYER (Guilty!!!!!!) ~ Not Of This World

667. When you're planning a trip to Ireland and the places which inspired Narnia just because it's the closest you can get, and you're going to go after you graduate college and your friend has his architecture degree so you can build Cair Paravel.

668. You're jealous of your younger sister's dream of talking with Aslan... though you're pleased when she tells you that you were in the dream too. ~Ariel_of_Narnia

669. Missing the Narnia exhibt when it was literally an hour from your house was bad enough. Finding out that your parents forgot to take your little sister is way worse.... ~Ariel_of_Narnia

670. You get into BIG trouble because you were thinking about Narnia INSTEAD of doing the dishes (Im such a BAAAAAAAAAD faun!)

671. You bet someone a hundered bucks that you know every word in every chronicle and walk home with a hundred bucks

672. The first thing you do with an Amazon.com gift certificate is look up Narnia stuff under every department and wonder which one you'll buy first (until you settle for the one thing you've been wanting the most the longest, of course). ~Ariel_of_Narnia

673. You know you're addicted to Narnia if everytime your teacher talks about math you think; "Oh my. What are they teaching in schools these days?" ~ Not Of This World

674. You know you are addicted to Narnia if anytime you see a cat you blurt out "It's Aslan, oner there! Don't you see Him!?, He's right there!!" ~ Not Of This World

675. Any spare room in your house is immediately called 'Spare oom'! ~ Queen Isabelle The Generous

676. if you ask your self continuously "what DO they teach in schools these days?!?", especially when they outlaw CHOCOLATE MILK at school!!! ~ Farsight the Eagle (who is homeschooled)

677. When you are reading Narnia in the car, your sibiling says, "I see Aslan!!" and you look up and say "Where?!" (Guilty)

678. You hope if you name a pet a Narnian name, it will talk. (It doesn't work.)

679. You talk and play Narnia so much, your younger cousin has to beg you to play something else.

680. You find Narnia refrences in everything.

681. You fight with your cousin over who gets to be Lucy.

682. You can encorporate anything into Narnia.

683. You have been going to a school for five years but you only noticed the lampposts when you started reading Narnia.

684. You keep a picture of Aslan by your bed, just to keep him close(guilty)

685. You got rid of all your stuffed animals, expect for Aslan (Guilty) ~Boy Scout

686. You are upset because you keep spelling words wrong in your post on this thing! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! -Boy Scout

687. If a Narnia book CHANGED YOUR LIFE, you might be aAddicted to Narnia. Guilty -Boy Scout

688. You only NOW figured out how this list works! Guilty -Boy Scout

689. Every time you see a dragon, whether it's in a photo or a statue or on TV, you say "Look! It's Eustace!"

690. If you are an adult, Narnia is the only book intended for children that you will read.

691. You can't wait to have kids so that you can read them the story!

692. Your dad says one directoin and it's the wrong way you automatically think "that's the problem with girls you cant carry a map in your heads... that's cause our heads have something in them"

693. You start to hyperventilate when you walk into the Narnian Exhibition ~ HighKnightAna

694. Your wallpaper on your computer is a map of Narnia(GUILTY) ~ HighKnightAna

695. You keep a photo of you at the Narnia Exhibition on your nightstand so that every time you walk by it, you can relive the experience(GUILTY) ~ HighKnightAna

696. You draw a map of the Narnia Exhibition so that you never forget the experience(GUILTY) ~ HighKnightAna

697. You shoot paint balls at stone tables and bet your friends by the lions mane.

698. you can't help but believe that someday you will go to narnia!

699. you want to marry edmund if you go to narnia (guilty)

700. You are playing Heroes of Might and Magic IV (good fantasy game with great music!) and you are doing a Narnia world on the map editor of this game. I'm doing one right now, I'm doing Calormen at this moment!

701. You looked up all the characters on Facebook and cracked up laughing when King Caspian the Tenth was married to Susan. Pshaw!

702. You rip down a HP paper sign off of a STOP sign and yell, "FOR NARNIA!!!!!"

703. You want to go to New Zeland. Not because it is the adventure capitol of the world, but because you want to see where Narnia was filmed. (And you want a chance to search for the lost arrow!)

704. You want to go to New Zeland. Not because it is the adventure capitol of the world, but because you want to see where Narnia was filmed. (And you want a chance to search for the lost arrow!)

705. You check at least once every hour to see if they have changd the caption contests yet. When you find that they haven't, you write in another caption!

706. Your wedding has a Narnian theme!

707. You have a special 'bath' set for reading in the bath, another for general reading, a set on your desk at work and another set that are perfectly preserved in cellophane wrappers 'for your kids'!QueenSusan

708. If you were in a bookstore or library and find the narnia section. You then find yourself shouting, "It's here" or "They have narnia stuff!" (Guitly)

709. You are at the zoo and find yourself jump and running towards the lions, when you notice your shouting, "Aslan"!

710. You find yourself pretending that all the narnia charaters are watching you everyday. (Guitly)

711. You are playing a 'rise of nations game'and find yourself modeling everything after the narnia books. (agian Guilty)

712. You get irritated by people who spell Edmund with an "o" instead of a "u".

713. When you know that the pevensies would not diss Harry potter but be respctable person, and get along fine!!!

714. You know you are a Narnia addict if any time you go over to a friend's house for dinner you check the cook books to make sure Man and Marshwiggle are not on the menu. ~ Not Of This World

715. You've invented languages for Narnia, Archenland, Calormen, and Telmar because C.S Lewis didn't bother doing so himself and are in the process of translating the series into each.

716. You say "I know...you had it sorted!" to your brother after you helped him out of a fight.

717. you know the deplorable word

718. You're annoyed that Ramandu never shows up in the VDT film.

719. You're still puzzling over why Coriakin doesn't glow in the film while Lilliandil does. After all both are stars...

720. You know you are addicted to Narnia if you can not sleep without your Reepicheep plus toy ~ Not Of This World

721. You know you are addicted to Narnia if you can not sleep without your Reepicheep plush toy ~ Not Of This World

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723. You give you're computer a 'How dare you look' even when it doesn't reconize 'Eustace' in the word processor.

724. Ramada Plaza reminds you of Ramandu.

725. If you call the telephone the "Telly" instead of the "phone".

726. Your dad says, "Oh, the one down in the spare room," and you look up and say, "You mean Spare Oom?"

727. You have three copies of the book Prince Caspian and you read all of them each year.

728. You watch LWW every night until your parents grow concerned. (Yup. That's me.)

729. Your email signature is "I found Narnia in my Wardrobe!! = D" (Guilty! Though unfortunately I haven't. I'll keep looking though!)

730. If you yell 'for Narnia' as you try to put up your chickens. -Jill Pole

731. If your mother is sewing you a Susan dress.

732. If you made Miis (Wii characters) of not only the Pevensies and Caspian, but also Eustace, Mrs. Macready, and Professer Kirke.

733. You've gained your best friend in the whole world by bonding over "The Call" by Regina Spektor that played at the end of PC. And now we can't stop obsessing about Narnia and our love for it.

734. You randomly quote lines from the movies and books, then your friends will say the lines that come next. (it happens all the time to me)

735. You've googled "Is Narnia real" like, a thousand times, and get angry at your computer every time. (and our also thinking of starting a website just about NARNIA IS REAL!!!!) ~Susan the Gentle

736. You say 'For Narnia' while squishing a spider that you would prefer not to have to kill yourself.

737. You rewatched the LWW movie and just had a mild freakout because "A NARNIAN NEVER RIDES A TALKING HORSE EXCEPT IN WAR! THIS IS JUST A HUNT EDMUND!"

738. If you have discovered how to do your hair like Susan in the LWW. -Jill Pole

739. If your mother's way to confort you after she has trimmed your hair is to say "Susan's hair is still way storter than yours."-Jill Pole

740. If you've looked up each of the children's name meanings and then analyzed their characters using that.

741. You have more than one copy of Natnia in your house.

742. If people make one comment about Narnia and you ramble off into Narnian facts. (SO guilty!)

743. " For Narnia", "For Aslan", " Lion's Mane", "By the Lion" are all common terms within your household.

744. Everytime you see an old looking wardrobe, you open it and look to see if there's another world.

745. If someone says something against Narnia, you get into a heated discussion with them!

746. You talk to your pets to see if they answer back

747. You have hundreds of Narnia pictures on your computer.

748. You're upset that Facebook won't let you put Narnia as your hometown. And then, you think " Oh! What a great thing to put on the ' you may be addicted to Narnia" list!"

749. When you're on The Lion's Call instead of doing your homework. Oops.

750. You get so mad that you hadn't found this website earlier

751. The only way for someone to get your attention is to say something about Narnia and if a stranger does you stop what you are doing and pay attention to them

752. A kid in a store says, " Oh! Look a Narnia game!" and you nearly tackle him to get it ....even though you already have it. ( Guilty)

753. You stand by the lampost all winter hoping that a faun mught just happen to walk by with an invitation to a tea party complete with sardines.

754. You go to every flea market and garage sale in hopes that you will be able to find that certain wardrobe with the certain special world inside......

755. Anytime someone asks for a map you answer "There wasn't room next to the jam!"

756. Anytime someone asks for a map you answer "There wasn't room next to the jam!"

757. All you want for Christmas is not your teeth, but a Fake Lampost and a Cardboard sign that looks like a faun.

758. You really want a longbow and arrows for your birthday, and then are very surprised when you get it. (Yes, this happened to me!)

759. Whenever you see someone wearing a turban, you think of Calormens... and possibly even about what it would be like to set it on fire.

760. You wonder how the Calormens were able to climb trees in their wooden shoes.

761. You imagine what a Tisroc's funeral would be like, since he didn't live forever.

762. You plan on printing out the map of Narnia on six pages, taping them together carefully to make a poster, and putting it up on your bedroom wall.

763. You and one of your closest friends came into this closeness while writing a story set in Narnia.

764. You know how easy it would be to get lost in the Archen mountains...

765. You imagine what would happen in the mind of a Calormene Prince if he was deprived of his throne, his eyes opened to the barbarianness of the culture, and he was driven from the country... right to Narnia.

766. Your life's dream is to go further up and further in...

767. You search the ceiling for dragons, or the lamps for dryads, or your water cup for mermaids.

768. if your friend wants to be lucy all the time and i said BE SOMEONE ELSE FOR A CHANGE

769. You pretend to be mad at your missionary friends in Russia when you google their town and find that they are less than four hundred miles from the Caspian Sea, yet never told you.

770. You spend hours looking at a Narnian map. (Guilty) ~Edana

771. When you little brother is being anoying,you yell "stop it Eustas Carince Scrubb!"-Jill Pole

772. If you can sing word for word the song at the end of PC,"It started out as a feeling...." -Jill Pole

773. You no longer say "respectable", but "respectabiggle".

774. You change your gmail display language to English(UK) instead of English(US) ;)

775. If you desperately want to have a Narnia birthday party, but there are no Narnia birthday things anywhere! --Lady Damaris the Courageous (formerly Damaris the Valiant)

776. Your cousins have dubbed you Lucy after discovering that you carry a Lucy's Dagger replica at your waist at all times (except for school).

777. you refer to yourself as a pevensie while chatting

778. you try to convince your little sister that if she sleeps in her wardrob she'll go to Narnia

779. You've read the entire series more than once in less than a year and when someone interrupts your sessions of listening to the audio tapes you say, "Bother Eustace."

780. If you have ever told a tree to wake up.-Jill Pole

781. When you get mad, you remind yourself to "live like a Narnian, even if there is no Narnia".

782. If you've spent an hour narrating one or more of the books to your mom from the beginning of the story to the end.

783. You're reading LWW to your three-year-old nephew.

784. You want a laptop computer for the sole purpose of getting on The Lion's Call more easily (guilty)

785. You see the word "thespian" and immediately think it has to do with Caspian.

786. When someone or something does you wrong you say "Curse you for a barbarian dog!"

787. you jump into the pool and yell "for narnia"!!!

788. I know I'm a Narnia fan because I got excited over a post on this list about a homeschooler getting excited over a question about "Caspian's Troops" in her math book because a few years ago I had that exact same question in my math book! -Not Of This Worl

789. If you keep peppermints in your pockets

790. if your dog, who is named Edmund, does something wrong you say "wont you ever learn to do as your told?"

791. you name a whole litter of puppies after narnians!! guilty!

792. If you have exploded something in the microwave because you were too ingulfed in a Narnia book. (Oh, so guilty!)

793. You have a bookshelf dedicated to the Narnia books and Narnia informative books.

794. You talk along with the movies. :P (EdmundFanGirl)

795. You memorized all the songs from the movies. (EdmundFanGirl)

796. You have a copy of the movies installed in your head. (LucyLover)

797. You cry when you see mice traps with cheese on them.

798. You beg your parents to buy you a picture with a ship on it.

799. You see an umbrella with some packages next to it and you stop and wait for a moment

800. You see a lampost and wait to see if something comes with an umbrella and some packages.

801. You see to blonde twins and open your car window shouting out "Hey Cor and Corin"!

802. Sitting by the fire you go up and roar like a lion when your dad tells you get away from the fire.

803. You get a bubble gum set and name each bubble gum after a narnia character.

804. You see your Grandfathers old pipe thinking that it belongs to a professor.

805. You watch Lord Of The Ring just because J.R.R Tokien and C.S. Lewis were best friends.

806. Your friends like to speak in internet slang so you do to saying to your friends MN LWW PC VDT HHB SC LB.

807. Instead of reading Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs you make up a story called Liliandil and the seven lords!!

808. You buy a playstation Xbox and a Nintendo Wii so you can buy the prince caspian game for all systems.

809. You buy a pet hamster and you buy four rings and paint two green and two yellow just out of curiosity"!!!

810. You hear your parents say it's going to be a long winter and you say "What, no presents for a hundred years?

811. you may be addicted to narnia if an old foundation of a house that was in the woods and you call it the stone table

812. If you live in england you try and find the narnia actor's phone number

813. You legally change your name to Queen Lucy the Valiant

814. You have to write about a sea in your school so you write about Caspian sea!!!!

815. you wish you lived in narnia

816. If you have read this entire list! (just did!) - Nikki

817. You watch Lord of the Rings because it reminds you of Narnia

818. You are angry at yourself for an hour because you spelt Narnia incorrectly. (Guilty)-Nikki

819. Instead of OMG you text BTL (by the lion) or BTLM (by the lions mane)! -exTarkheena (by the lions mane)!

820. You consider yourself personally acquainted with C.S. Lewis, and therefore,naturally refer to him as Jack. (exTarkheena)

821. Your answer to anything in bible study is "According to C.S. Lewis..." or "in [insert narnia book title] [insert character name] says/does this!" (the leader finds this most amusing) (exTarkheena)

822. You about died when you saw that nowhere in the books does it say "This book is a work of fiction" (SO GUILTY) ~Shadowfax

823. You are called "DLF" by your friends because you are quite small. And you like it! :)

824. In language we have to write everything we read down in a log. My teacher has actually pulled me aside to tell me that no longer does reading Narnia count since I usually read at least one book a week!

825. You are disappointed when your British friends come to visit and you can no longer speak in a British accent while they are there. Then you are mortified because you accidentally start to out of habit! (true story)

826. In math you have to draw a curving arrow, immediately think of the winding arrow, and proceed to doodle every other Narnian waterway!

827. Whenever your friend has to leave you say, "you can't just leave!" in the same voice as Mr. Beaver!

828. You try to go to Narnia with your friend who has never watched or read the chronicals and he looks at you like 'WHAT???????"

829. Whenever someone does something mean to you, you immediaty think "even traitors can mend. I have known one that did once."

830. you make a fourty five page powerpoint of narnia books,characters,landsmarks,sons and daughters of adam and eve and all of the three pevencies gifts from father christmas

831. you thought yopu wrote aslans name wrong but u must have known it by heart because you didnt- Aslans son

832. You have a printer mallfunction on a pic of aslan but you hang it up in your room anyway-Aslans son

833. You love looking at images of the Hagia Sophia because it looks so Narnian (or Calormen)

834. You have four children just so you can name them Peter, Edmund, Susan, and Lucy and beg you brother/sister to name their son Eustence.

835. If o nBlack Friday at Kholes you are so bored you see a stuffed lion and hug it just in case(guilty)-Aslans son

836. You know the songs "The call" and "Always winter (never Christmas)" by heart. And also have a multitude of Narnian sound tracks downloaded and cry when you listen to them at night.

837. You've been in the woods alone and tried to awaken the trees and get the animals to speak to you.

838. When hiking or running trails, you sometimes yell "Furthur up and furthur in!!"

839. When it's really clod outside and you think "..When he bares his teeth, winter meets it's death."

840. Every time you see four children (two girls and two boys ) together, you think, 'Peter, Susan, Edmund, Lucy'. (Very guilty)

841. You find yourself speaking in the British Accent in the middle of a conservation, and speak it the entire day. -Nikki

842. You own the CD of songs inspired by LWW, and on your continious playlist is: Turkish Delight by David Crowder and Remembering You by Steven Curtis Chapman

843. You see Pewter and think it says Peter (guilty)

844. You say: THE WRATH OF TASH FALLS FROM ABOVE!!!!!!!!!!! when you are riding the Tower of Power at Six Flags. (Guilty)

845. If,unlike Peter,you know the meaning of the word 'gastrovascular.' - Jill Pole

846. The gummy Santa for our gingerbread house was consumed prematurely. So I replaced him with a cardstock Father Christmas and a bag of to-be-delievered goodies. :-) Ariel_of_Narnia

847. You explain to your little sister the difference between God in Narnia and God in LotR. ~Ariel_of_Narnia

848. "Sarnia" means "Narnia" in your mind. ~Ariel_of_Narnia

849. You have just finished listening to the Narnia CDs with your little sister and she declares (excitedly) that now she gets to read the books. Now if only I could get her a set.... ~Ariel_of_Narnia

850. You get every black Friesian you can find and name it Destrier(that's me)

851. you squeal with delight when the book you're reading mentions a 'Sir Edmund'

852. you rate how well you like things by how Narnian they are! (guilty!) ~lu

853. You shout Aslan staright away when you see a picture of a lion.

854. When bored, you pretend to be one of the Pevensie's and imagine the others are there and then play Narnia games with them

855. narnia

856. You find yourself shouting "For Narnia, and for Aslan!" as you run onto the field for Marching Band.

857. Your answering machine:Greetings,you've reached Cair Paraval's main phone line.Dial the following extentions to reach our resident royalty:Magnificent for King Peter,Just for King Edmund,Gentle for Queen Susan, Valient for Queen Lucy.To speak with a

858. friend of Narnia, leave a message after the tone! Farewell and long live Aslan!- exTarkheena

859. When your Latin teacher says to study the "Golden Age", you reply, " That's easy!" until you realize she wasn't talking about Narnia's Golden Age.

860. You have spent at least forty-five minutes arguing whether or not Caspian was the right choice for king.

861. You're always carrying a stick as a sword

862. When you and your online friends are talking about what fandom stuff we would throw at each other (long story), you say you would bang them on the head with your hardcover Narnia books, then frown because they're in storage. --Lady Damaris the Courageous


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