You May be Addicted to Narnia If...

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1. You randomly knock on the backs of wardrobes (or closets)...just in case.

2. You have named one or more pets after a character from the books.

3. You have named one or more CHILDREN after a character from the books.

4. You took a trip to London just to attend the world premiere, even though you live in the U.S.A.

5. You (unlike Caspian) can remember all seven names of the lost lords.

6. You are appalled when people say that the Chronicles of Narnia are "suitable for ages 8-12"...because you're WAY older than that.

7. You have memorized all the names and order of the Kings and Queens of Narnia.

8. Seeing a lamp post makes you happy!

9. You jump into rain puddles just to see what happens.

10. You have studied maps of Narnia so much that you could find your way around if you happen to end up there.

11. When someone is being pessimistic, you say "You're such a Puddleglum!"

12. Before eating venison, you ask the cook "This meat didn't come from a TALKING stag, did it?"

13. You consider mice noble creatures.

14. You excuse yourself from gym class because you haven't breathed enough Narnian air.

15. You repeat the four signs day and night, night and day -- even in the shower.

16. You find yourself thinking, "Aslan is on the move." whenever you see or think of melting snow or ice.

17. You hesitate when you eat apples.

18. When you get frustrated, you say, "Bother Eustace."

19. You read the entire series to your child--before he was born!

20. You keep your closet door open just a crack (after all, it is very silly to shut oneself up in a closet/wardrobe)

21. You blow into a horn when you in trouble to see if you can summon the Kings and Queens of Old Narnia

22. You don't associate with people in green

23. When falling off a horse, you remember the line from HHB about horses stepping on people much less than one might expect. You are stepped on anyway and still slightly resent Lewis for this...no, I'm not kidding.

24. You've made a horn to put on your horse's head and named it Jewel. (but then sigh and say, "it's just not the same..."

25. You've put a hook halfway up your wall and asked your enemies (who haven't read HaHB) to jump up and down in front of it screaming "The bolt of Tash falls from above!!!!" just for your comedic pleasure

26. You no longer have mouse traps in your house specificly because of Reepicheep

27. You freak out when winter lasts longer than it's supposed to!!

28. Your family does cannon balls into the pool yelling 'The wrath of Tash falls from above!"

29. You've caught yourself saying things like "Oh bother!" or "This is simply beastly/horrid" or "Hullo!" or "Ware danger!!"

30. You wonder what they DO teach in these schools!!

31. You can read any of the books in a language you don't know and follow it.

32. You stop calling him "Santa Clause", instead referring to him as "Father Christmas". (Guilty again)

33. You have a detailed Narnia timeline as a border in your room.

34. Whenever anybody tries to bribe you, there's always something Narnian involved.

35. You refer to your flashlights as "electric torches".

36. You've learned to move your ears up and down (C. S. Lewis was right, it is possible.)

37. If you created your own Narnia fan site. {:>)

38. You wonder what the first joke in our world was...

39. Any empty room in your home is dubbed "The Land of Spare Oom."

40. "Narnia" is now added as a word to your computer's word processor.

41. When you've made up a game called Narnia Freeze Tag in which the person who is 'It' is the White Witch and turns people to stone while another person is Aslan and breathes on the stone people to turn them back.

42. You tell Dufflepud jokes instead of blonde jokes

43. You drink Shasta soda just because of the name.

44. Instead of using the phrase,"For Pete's sake" you say "For Peter's sake!"

45. You are English, your name is Lucy Pensive (I know it's so close) and you happen to have a cat named Aslan but you still can't get to Narnia :( (That's me!!)

46. Your wedding is Narnia-Inspired

47. When you discover that you do indeed love Turkish Delight and can totally see why Ed asked for it (and felt sick afterwards... Ugh... Mm, lemon flavour...)

48. If you've read Narnia to your chickens : ) -Swanwhite

49. When you wish that "nice" clothes in our world were like Narnian clothes--they not only look nice but feel nice when you wear them

50. If your email is narnian, your desktop is narnia, and your friends all have Narnian names that you use when talking to each other. ~Caspian

51. You insist on breathing on the statues of nice-looking people and keep as far away as possible from any stone-looking wolves.

52. On hot summer days you say to yourself, "Smell of hot horse... smell of hot self..."

53. when your kid is being naughty you call him a scrubb :)

54. You can honestly say "Everything I know I learned from Narnia" -AndAteSilicon

55. You took an extremely difficult graduate level class just to discuss the LWW with a group of educated people

56. If the sign on your bedroom door reads, "Many sink down into (name witheld)'s room, but few return to the sunlit lands." It still doesn't keep my brother out, though. -Clodsley Shovel

57. If you got excited when you saw the experation date on your cereal was the day PC comes out ~ ElvenWind

58. You always ask the square footage and perimeter of a stable, because the inside could be bigger than the outside.

59. You consider putting up a door leading to nowhere in your backyard, except it would drive the neighbors nuts. -Hermit of the Northern March

60. You refuse to let your parents throw away any pictures of Narnia-like boats on the sea

61. If you have May sixteenth circled on every calender you own (and a few you don't own) ~Caspian

62. If you can find your way around Narnia easier than you can around your own town. ~Forgiven~

63. When a cat scratches you, you retort: 'Hey! Its not like I got my step-moms servent whipped or anything!'

64. If you named the two donkeys next door "Puzzle" (who just happens to be grey), and "Rabadash". ~Caspian

65. If you were doing your Awana handbook when it asked whose poster is in your room and you said "Aslan's" and then later it asked "Do you need to replace your role model with someone more like Christ?" and you couldn't stop laughing. -Hermit of the Northe

66. You make a huge mess making Turkish Delight, end up with absolutely despicable lumps of gelatin, gnaw them with a wry expression and pronounce them 'good'.

67. You realized that your identification number for an event (they gave us all numbers) spelled Narnia! one=a, two=b ect.

68. If you do not approve of bare arms!!! But you wear t-shirts all the time.....-Clodsley

69. If when you are on a tour of an old house and they get to the wardrobe, some one says: "Ok, if you see snow, RUN!" And you respond by saying: "No! I f you see snow, run IN!"

70. If you wish you could tell scientists that they could find out a rough estimate of the earth's age just by looking at the sun, and based on its size it clearly isn't millions of years old because it is so small. -Clodsley Shovel

71. You see your new next door neighbour, an elderly woman from London named Susan and automatically wonder "So is that what happened to her?"

72. You laughed when you saw that a sample email on a google site) was hikingfan@... because it looked like hi-kingfan (high king fan) to you~Elodie

73. Your friend gets a bad haircut and is mad so you tell the hairdresser to cut yours too because you will not bear the shame of wearing an honor which is denied your friend

74. If at the Grand Canyon you looked right over the edge and tried to image it being ten times higher, with huge clouds looking like sheep at the bottom, but couldn't quite...and then your dad grabbed you and scolded you for being so close to the edge.

75. You insist upon wearing your Narnian shield pendant at all times... if it doesn't match, you attach it to your belt loop, undergarment strap, or ankle.

76. If you are now wary of your uncle and never leave him alone in a room with your father or your guinea pig. (TMN and PC)

77. You count all the different things in Narnia that add up to seven (try it, its actually really cool: there are seven things that number seven!).

78. You erupt into hysterical and uncontrollable laughter when your e-mail spell check says that the word Tashbaan is supposed to be Trashcan.

79. When your father insists that you and your brother speak more courteously to eachother and everyone else, you reply by saying, "O my father, and O the delight of my eyes, may you live for ever!" and then walk away laughing because it drives him nuts!

80. If you usually think of ideas for fanfics right in the middle of a conversation and shout "Oh my!" as you scramble for a pen and paper and briefly apologize to whoever you were talking to. ~Caspian

81. ... your new solution to EVERYTHING is 'we could collect nuts!!!' ~ Camilla the Hare

82. Someone always needs a handkerchief more than you do

83. Your mom asks you to check weather, then has to clarify by saying "our weather, not Narnian weather". ~Ramandu's Daughter

84. you know that if you take out one e and mix up the letters in Liam Neeson's name you get "Lion manes" or "Lion's mane" ~ Destrier

85. If you've actually given certain stars Narnian names. ;) ~Caspian

86. If you didn't like the set up of the narnia books in your local bookstore (You couldn't see the pretty covers!) and started fixing it up better until and angry lady who actally worked there made you stop

87. Whenever you see the Columbia Tristar logo, you immidiately think "Fledge!"

88. You managed to make your science project about Narnia (And I got a decent grade too!)

89. If you call bad drivers on the road Calormenes, "For in Calormen, there is only one traffic rule: those who are less important get out of the way of those who are more."

90. Your computer mouse makes you think of Reepicheep at odd times. ~The Lioness

91. you do little narnia things in your e-mails (like these) --}-------- (a sword) <----+= (susan's arow) ~ Aliea

92. if you freak out (in a good way) when you realize your closet is colder than any other room in your house.

93. As you're reading this list, you're nodding and smiling.

94. In a school assignment that said "where will you be in two years," you thought " watching Prince Caspian, where else would I be!" ~Elodie

95. You had susan's dress specily mad for you even though you have no were to wear it

96. If you have ever woken up with a narnia book in your hand and don't know how it got there...

97. Since we didn't, until recently, have the technology for a LWW movie, you willingly settled, for a long time, for the old, not-very-well-done versions. You know, the ones with PEOPLE IN HUMAN-SIZED BEAVER SUITS. -Rhindon

98. You keep an Aslan poster in your bedroom, and you pass by it every morning and evening. And you think...you just think...that the Lion grows bigger every day.

99. if you pass by a house with lions on the front and your mom says "they must be greek" then you shake your head and say "they MUST be narnian"

100. When your upset about something and your non-Narnians friends said that you need some TLC you said back, "Oh yeah, thanks! The Lion's Call will make me happier!"

101. If you nickname your cat "DLF" (Which I did)

102. Even your mother, who is SCARED STIFF of mice, considers Reepicheep the "Only Mouuse In My Life."

103. ...If you have had a totally AWESOME, though naturally strange (as all dreams are), narnian dream and re-visit it so often that it seems almost like a memory. - Camilla the Hare

104. Your friends dare you to go into a cave you've just found. You demand that they give you twenty bucks if you come out in Narnian armor. ~Gwydion

105. You ask your friends brother who looks like Edmund for their autograph, and when they sign it "Prince Edmund" then you write under it "It's King Edmund, actually!" (guilty)

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1. You grew up singing "Where is Trumpkin" iinstead of "Where Is Thumbkin."~Elodie

2. over half of your e-mail conversations consist of Narnia

3. You always know exactly how many days are left until the next Narnian movie comes out

4. You name all the animals in the zoo after Narnian characters, ex. Aslan, Puzzle, Shift

5. All Narnian words are added to your computers word processor.

6. If you would move to Narnia in a heartbeat, even if they White Witch was ruling

7. You and your siblings spent over forty-five minutes agruing over whether or not the Lady of the Green Kirtle was Jadis or a distant cousin. ~Gwydion

8. You picture the car you will eventually have like this: horse-drawn, wooden, a bumber sticker that says "Roar-eth."

9. The first thing you say to someone you meet is "Have you read The Chronicles of Narnia?"

10. You manage to make a connection to Narnia every time you write a school paper.

11. The first thing you reach for when your sick is a copy of Narnia

12. Someone you know is singing a modern song, you know, those songs with incomprehensible words. You ask the kid "What do they teach in schools these days?" ~Gwydion

13. When you decide that your big five-oh birthday party will be Narnia-themed. "Further up and further in"

14. You have moved all your clothes to a wardrobe ~Aimee

15. Your birthday party options have narrowed down to these choices: Old Narnian or Telmarine

16. If you laughed and laughed when your friend said he was a pillow and you said "Be quiet. Pillows don't talk." and then your sister said, "Unless, of course, you're a Narnian pillow." ;) ~Caspian

17. You attended a furniture sale and annoyed the owners so much with you walking into all the wardrobes and tapping them.

18. Whenever you see a lamp post, your mom goes, "Looks a lamppost!", and you grade the lamppost on how close it is t the one in LWW.

19. When you discuss the books with your sister, you mom joins in on the conversation.

20. You always carry a hankerchief, just in case . . . ~Nut for narnia

21. You often mistake Eath Constellations for Narnian Constellations

22. Whereas your parents tell you not to "let the bedbugs bite" when you go to sleep, you tell THEM not to let the Giants bite when they go hiking in the mountains. ~Gwydion

23. You correct a random person at the bookstore who refers to "The boy and His Horse"

24. When everything you look at, your three-year old sister screams, "NARNIA?!"

25. you cry like a baby when one of the pevensies dies in a fanfic.

26. if your first reaction to the trash crash in the last battle was "Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

27. if every dog you see reminds you of Narnian wolves

28. your idea of a good story is one that reminds you of Narnia

29. if you suddenly declare a song you couldn't stand before a great song because someone did a good Narnia fan vid to it.

30. You refer to heavy eaters as Centaurs in a human's body. ~Gwydion

31. you only speak english yet you watched "Narnia" in french just because it was narnia

32. You post two suggestions to the caption contest in the space of a minute

33. If you name your animal all Narnian names like Aslan, Lucy, Trumpkin and even Lewis after the author of the Chronicles of Narnia...

34. You keep going into your wardrobe trying to find Narnia!

35. most of your fanfictions are narnia

36. if dispite what everyone around you says, you insist that narnia rocks

37. Alexander the Great reminds you of Peter the Magnificent ~Nut for Narnia

38. You wonder about small things like where Mr and Mrs Beaver got their food from as it had been winter for a hundred years

39. Whenever you go to the zoo you talk to the animals just in case they're Narnian. ~Puzzle

40. you try to avoid narnia for a while and pick up another but but keep relating every word to something narian and in the end you give up and pick up your narnian books again!

41. You immediatly think of Susan and the boy at the train station when you find an eyeshadow named Queen Phyllis.

42. You kick up a tantrum three days long when you saw a best book list and found that narnia was placed second instead of first!

43. You start saying things like " BY THE LIONS MANE" AND "BY ASLANS"

44. WHen someone or something makes you angry, you say: "Oh, bother Eustace!"

45. In History class, your teacher asked you what you knew about a specific year. You said, "Yeah, uh...isn't that when the Telmarines invaded?" ~Gwydion

46. When you started screaming, pointing and jumping up and down in an art museum on a school field trip when you saw a painting resembling the Dawn Treader

47. If you've started saying "Oh BUGGER!" in imitation of Edmund, much to the irritation of your younger sister, 'Lu'. ~Caspian

48. When studying vocabulary in a SAT prep class, you are the only one who knows the definitions of the British words prig and poltroon (from the Voyage of the Dawn Treader)

49. You keep a list of how many times you've read each book AND watched each movie (guilty as charged--I think I've read LWW seven times!)

50. You watch "I Love Lucy" every Wednesday and are disappointed to find that it is not about Narnia. ~Ellababy~

51. You hate lion trainers in zoos, just because Aslan is a lion.

52. You bought many copies of the books just to have all of the different covers.

53. you cried at the end of Prince Caspian all six times you saw it.

54. You have turned in whole notebooks full of Narnia fanfiction for extra credit in English. (I have, multiple times.)

55. You forgot to go an earlier appointment...When the person who invited you asked why you forgot, you said, "Well, let's see....I got home, made a snack...then I headed for my room with the Horse and His Boy under my arm..." ~Gwydion

56. If you watch the old BBC versions when you need a good laugh... and the new Disney versions when you're mad and need an excuse to yell and hit things.

57. all your coats are moved to your wardrobe in the spare oom (lol)! then you try to go though it but you run in to the wall but you don't care you keep trying any way!

58. When you're giving people ideas for Christmas presents for yourself, you say to just googld Narnia on amazon. ~Nut for Narnia

59. you start talking to trees telling them to wake up

60. You sleep with a sword by your bed . . . just in case

61. You have started saying "Where's this balley Rush got to?" when you can't find something. (I totally do)

62. You manage to get Narnia into all your writing

63. when you watch LWW, you cry every single time when Aslan dies and start clapping when he's ressurected

64. You attatch angel wings onto your bike and call it Fledge.

65. You listen closely to brids chirping, who knows, they may be trying to get your attention.

66. For fun, you spray-paint apples silver.

67. You check behind furiture before discussing seacret plans

68. Someone asked you who you pull for as far as politics go. You say, "Are you nuts? What're you even talking about? We don't vote for our kings!" ~Gwydion

69. you can watch the whole Prince Caspian movie in your head (I have it memorised) ~ Aliea

70. You buy/register a star just to name it Ramandu. [I also bought one to name it Coriakin]

71. when you see a picture of a group of trees with shafts of light falling through your leaves, and the first word that pops into your mind is...you guessed it...Narnia

72. You randomly write "Aslan is on the move" on foggy mirrors and windows, scrap paper, paint smocks, and just about anything else that comes handy...

73. You and your friend make up Narnian lyrics to "Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow!" A_o_N

74. Your teachers know you enough to get you a PC poster as an award (yes, it's sticky-tacked to my bedroom wall...) A_o_N

75. Friends call you the "Narnia series on legs" or "Narnia encyclopaedia on legs" A_o_N

76. If you annoy your parents by saying "May you live forever" after their names and obediently replying "To hear is to obey, O my Father/Mother and O the delight of my eyes" when they tell you to do something. ~Caspian

77. You try to NOT avoid abnormally large mice, just in case one is Reepicheep ~ Aliea

78. On the first snow of the year you celebrate the great snow dance by throwing snow balls very gracefully!-Mr Whit

79. When prompted to finish the phrase "Battle of ______" in history class, you come dangerously close to saying Beruna.

80. If your bumper sticker says "Honk if your next stop is Narnia". ~Ellababy~

81. If your idea of fun is googling Narnia ~Nut for Narnia

82. If all you want to learn on the flute is the Nanian Lullaby.

83. When your teacher asks you to sit down because you just wasted half of your class time giving a lengthy summary of Caspian.

84. when you convince your family to have a all Narnian night

85. you've seen so many spoilers about PC that when it came time for you to see it with your friends you keep telling the friend sitting next to you what's going to happen next and the background of it so much that the friend asks you to play the "Quiet Game"

86. you are having a sleepover with your other Narnia addicted friends and spend the entire night reciting the Narnia books AND movies!! (guilty) ;-O

87. If you sit staring at a Voyage of the Dawn Treader count down for three hrs just to watch the second tick by and make yourself REALLY excited!!

88. You take fencing lessons because you want to look like Peter when he is fighting Miraz in PC!

89. If you buy the PC calendar just so you can use the pics as posters!! (guilty!!)

90. I've practically made my four year old sister addicted to Narnia. (literally, she as good as BEGGED to watch PC on day two) A_o_N

91. when ur mom says she's so hungry she could eat a horse u say "just make sure it's not a TALKING horse"*guilty*~LionHeart

92. When you hear someone say simply "Home" you get this Switchfoot song stuck in your head (and lately, it's been happening a lot. Maybe I've got some kind of Narnian sickness...) ~Gwydion

93. If you listened to the Focus On the Family radio dramas and kept picking out dialog that wasn't in the books.

94. when you get a car you want to get a custom lisience plate that says NARNIAN ~ Aliea

95. You had to buy a new copy of the entire series because your old ones have now fallen apart from reading them so much....and you kept the originals because you couldnt bear to throw them out.

96. Every time you watch Narnia movies, you are picking out every little detail that does not match the books.

97. Your teacher assigned you a persuasive essay, so wrote about why everyone should read the Narnia books.~Ramandu's Daughter

98. If you and your friends' idea of fun is sword fighting, quoting Narnia, or acting out scenes from one of the Narnia books (or movies). ~Caspian

99. Someone can say something and you can pick up what they said and use it to start quoting the movie

100. Your parents punish you by taking all Narnia related objects away for a week of whatever. (guilty)

101. if u try to live all the addicted to narnia entires*i do sometimes and that makes me guilty as charged*~LionHeart

102. seeing a lampost makes you happy

103. If you read 'Till We Have Faces' (AMAZING book) by C.S. Lewis and kept reading sentences that sounded strangely similar to some in the Narnia books. ;) ~Caspian

104. If you wake up early with your CD player playing Prince Caspian Flees from the soundtrack and without thinking about it you say 'five more minutes'!

105. you find out someone else at your school is a Narnia fan and run screaming towards them to talk about it (guilty!)

106. You've taught you baby/little sibling/neighbor their first sentence: "Fwor Narnia and Aswan!"

107. You get in trouble in History class for confusing Narnian history with our history.

108. You practice swordfighting, so you'll be ready when you get to Narnia.

109. You cry at the end of every book/movie, because it's so sad when they have to leave Narnia.

110. When watching the movies in theatre, you felt the need to point out every difference between the book and the movie.

111. You fly into a panicked rage when you can't find one of your books.

112. You randomly say "Beards and Bedsteads!"

113. You cracked up when some guy on the news introduced himself as Kirk Polly. ~Gwydion

114. You keep a red liquid in a bottle saying its Lucy's cordial..:)

115. You told your relatives to write on your gravestone "further out and further in." !

116. You entered a picture from Narnia in an Art Contest fro schools around the state and won first place! ~Polly P.

117. If you began reading a very dull book the other day and you were hating it and then the author mentioned C.S. Lewis and you suddenly didn't mind reading it as much. ~Caspian

118. You use the word "thingummy." ~Gwydion

119. You memorize every step of Peter-vs-White Witch sword fight, and force your sister to practice it with you to perfection. (I did it ; )

120. You start cracking up on English when you learn about assonances, and think of Eustace! ~Polly P.

121. You used to call this one jerk an R.O.U.S. (Rodent of Unusual Size, from "The Princess Bride"), until you realized you had just deemed him worthy of a Narnian reference, Reepicheep, since Narnian animals are bigger than in our world... ~Polly P.

122. You use your brother's plastic imatation of Rhindon more than he does. ~Princess of Narnia

123. You have already found out when VDT is coming out, who is directing it, and the name of the actor for Eustace. (I admit it, "Well of all the poisonous little beasts!" ~Long Live Aslan!

124. If you can link everything (Even its self) to Narnia -NarniaRox!!!

125. when you walk out side on a snowy day and wonder if you have walked into Narnia durring thime when the white witch is ruling

126. You walk into a room where Narnia music is playing and you can immediatly tell which movie it's from and what the characters would be saying at this moment. ~Princess of Narnia

127. When you have a snow day and there's a two-hour delay and school, as you're driving home the snow's melting, and your dad looks out the window and says, "It's melting, Aslan must be on the move!" ~Gwydion

128. You are thinking of writing to the college in Europe which teaches in Elvish and recomend that they teach the Carlomene poets and the history of Narnia. ~Princess of Narnia

129. You read the whole sieres of Inkheart, just because they begin each chapter with a quote from a fantasy book, and you want to see if they have Narnia. ~Princess of Narnia

130. When you dream of Narnia, think of Narnia, fall asleep watching Narnia, and go come to TLC every single day just to see if somethings new... (I am so incredibly guilty) ~LuEdLuver

131. You plant candy in your yard in the hopes that one day you might have a Skittle tree or Starburst bush. Worth a shot, I guess. ~Gwydion

132. You do a history report on telmarines instead of the american revolution.(I did that)

133. You name your hamster Reepicheep.

134. When you freak out becuase you read "The Chronicles of Narnia" in a book, and then realize it's a C.S. Lewis biography

135. Your friends already know everything about Narnia and they never readed the books or watched the movies. (Guilty)

136. I jump everytime I see "C.S. Lewis" or "Narnia" in a book that has NOTHING to do with either. Ariel_of_Narnia

137. If you're doing a Mythology project on a certain creature, and you pick a Faun, Centaur, or Minatour, because you know that they're Narnians...

138. If you are extremely annoyed at the fact that people disregard the fact that this is a HUMOR LIST and not a CHAT. And that you apparently have to keep reminding people of that. ~ Petraverd of the TLC Staff

139. You are going to have a Narnia B day sleepover and it's also a costume party

140. every time you open an oven you think of the horse and his boy -susan the valiant

141. you try to communicate with the animals at the zoo

142. you wonder what a narnian zoo looks like(maybe the first one was when the white witch*shiver*put innocent narnians under lock and key)

143. You wish that one Christmas, Father Christmas would drop by on his way to whichever world is next and leave you a sword. -Yeehaw

144. When you say 'Aslan's mane' when you are surprised.

145. you can read all seven books in four hours

146. If you think of Ramandu's Daughter every time you hear or see the word "daughter." (Guilty, guilty, guilty!)

147. If your new solution to everything is "We could collect nuts!" ~NarniaFreak

148. you buy a pc computer because pc stands for Prince Caspian in your mind

149. Someone asks you if you want to go to Narnia or Hogwarts, and you say, "Narnia, DUH! Don't you know me?"~Penny Moon

150. If you RESPECT the staff of the Lion's Call. They work hard to keep this place up,please don't say anything mean about Petra before you get to know him(and if you did you wouldn't insalt him),and please don't call me names I don't understand.~Lucy Took

151. If you have loads of papers and computer documents just about Narnia

152. when you watch "Night at the meusem: battle of the smithsonion." you burst out laughing at the end when the Swordish thing/Flashlight fight starts up and think "um... has Larry Daly seen PC?" ~ Aliea

153. Every time you mention anything that has a remote relation to Narnia, all of your friends suddenly either feel really sick or get a massive headache... in any case they have to leave the room...

154. You still complain to the BBC because of their unfaithful dialouge of SC in the last scene when it belongs in VDT

155. If you compare EVERYTHING to Narnia: "I know it's like that here, but in Narnia..." etc. ;) ~Caspian

156. you refuse to harm mice cause one might be from narnia

157. You love the "Soul" commercial where the mice/hamsters/whatevertheyare are in the car bobbing their heads to the music, cuz it reminds you of a certain Mouse you "know." ~Gwydion

158. you read the three musketeers because it reminds you of Reepicheep -NarniaRox!!!

159. you dress up as a faun and go to school like that

160. you'll read any book that mentions anything that was in the Narnia books, even if it's just using it for grammar examples -NarniaRox!!! Ps i HAVE done that before! lol!

161. Your siblings are acting stupid and peskey and you yell, "TELMARINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

162. You started using the word 'radical' so you could say more good stuff about Narnia. (Narnia is radical!) ~Penny Moon

163. You considered spending and entire hour in your closet banging at the wall yelling, "Darn you, let's see some Narnia back there!"~Penny Moon

164. you have The Lion's Call website icon on your desktop

165. When someone mentioned Narnia on a kid's show that your siblings were watching, you stayed glued to it until if it was over in case the mentioned it again. ~Eowyn of Narnia

166. You went giddy when you realized that you were moving down in the spare room in the basement, and even more giddy when you realized that since it didn't have a closet your parents are going to have to get you a wardrobe! (Yay!) ~Eowyn of Narnia

167. You're not a big Artemis Fowl fan, but you love the part in one of the books when Holly Short says something like "Did you see the human movie with the centaurs?" and then goes on to describe a very Narnia-like movie. ~Gwydion

168. You spend a lot of time in your closet banging your head against the wall.~Penny Moon

169. You say "For Ed's sake" instead of "for Pete's sake"!!!!!!!!!! (I do a lot.)~Penny Moon

170. Every time your brother wears a jacket you yell, "That's a GIRL'S coat!!" despite if it is actually a girl's coat or not.~Penny Moon

171. You can recite large portions of the book, and argue about one word which your siblings wrongly quote.

172. When you have a car, you will have bumper stickers that read "Roar and be Happy", "Pevensies ROCK!!!!" AND "Water: Powerful Wet Stuff". ~Penny Moon

173. before you run you yell "For Narnia!"

174. You made yourself a big poster that you started on Sunday and it looks well-worn already. ~Penny Moon

175. If you go to narnia... Trust me... the air is adictive (Guilty as charged!!!!)

176. You're actually reading these to prove that you're addicted to Narnia.

177. You've started to carry electric torches around with you, just in case the Telmarines attack, or your older brother plans on raiding a castle.

178. You draw yourself a picture of a Narnian ship that looks as if it's really moving, and the water looks as if it's really wet, and the waves look as if they're really going up and down. Then you try to force yourself into the picture. (guilty!)

179. you continuously think "for Narnia" when your teacher makes you do a twelve-minute run (guilty, and i wouldn't have done it if i hadn't of thought it was for Narnia either!)

180. When you see the letters "P" and "C" together you don't think of a personal computer but a book called "Prince Caspian".

181. When you see the letters "T", "L", and "C" together you insist that it can only mean "The Lion's Call".

182. You became very excited upon discovering that there's a town in England called Pevensey. ~Gwydion

183. your dissaponted when you go to an old house and your not alowed to look in the wardrobes

184. if you get down on your KNEES and beg your orchestra director to play the narnia soundtrack (almost guilty:)

185. If, after seeing the movie for the first time, the two toddlers that you babysit say, 'Let's play Narnia, you be Peter!" (guilty by charge)

186. You bother people to play hide and seek with you just so you can shut yourself in a closet/wardrobe and pretend you are in Narnia.

187. You have a chicken named Jill Pole.

188. You Start doing your hair like Susan

189. Must I please remind you that there is to be no sluring of LotR or HP. I've seen some posts that border on this....I would like to please ask you to stop.

190. you named all your stuffed animls after every nanian character who has a name.(i did that.but my bed is comepletely taken over!)

191. You're listening to the Narnia soundtrack as you surf the net. -Ellie Brandybuck

192. Your friends think you're clinically insane because all you ever talk about is Narnia (and there's nothing wrong with that, is there?) -Ellie Brandybuck

193. You had a dream where you were texting and Lucy came out of your cell phone and said, "Hullo there! D'you mind telling me what year it is?" (this probably occured because you where reading TDT before you went to bed...)

194. You named your dog Dufflepod.

195. Your best friend is one of the carachters from the series..... and he/she lives in your head.

196. You have never met anyone who's been in a CoN movie, but you have "known" them so long you consider them your pals. ~Yeehaw

197. When ever your arguing with your siblings, you think about Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Lucy.

198. When you get sick or hurt, you wish Lucy would come with her cordial.

199. You ask every horse you see if it can talk.

200. If someone says something mean to someone else, you say to them "Now what would Aslan say about that?"

201. If everytime you listen to "This Is Home" from Switchfoot for The Chronicles Of Narnia:Prince Caspian, parts of the movie begin to flash into your mind.

202. If you DREAM about decorating your whole room like LWW.

203. If everynight when you go outside, you think,"If I'm quiet, I can possibly hear Aslan roar".

204. If everynight before, and when you close your eyes, you immediatly think of Aslan, and his voice saying,"Peace, Dear One."

205. If your getting a haircut, and you tell your mom you want a haircut like Lucy's, and you want either her color of hair, or black highlights.

206. If you like to call yourself, Lucy Pevensie, or Ms.Pevensie.

207. If you name your first baby girl Lucy, and your first boy either Caspian, or Edmund.

208. If you make a song for, to, and dedicated to Narnia, and BEG to add Narnian sounds, in the song.

209. If when you first walk out your front door, and realize it's snowing, you think,"JADIS!." And you get a fur coat that looks like one of the Pevensies' fur coats in the movie, and you walk around saying Narnian things..

210. You burst into tears whenever a main character gets hurt in the movies

211. Your brother says: "you'll be OLD by the time they make The Last Battle!"and you think that your never to old for Narnia

212. You hate winter because you're secretly afraid this time it will last for over one hundred years!

213. You call your younger brother a Miraz every time he wants to be boss!

214. You took a few crayons and a bunch of your little sibling's wood blocks and wrote Narnia-related stuff on it. I did it, yeah. ~Penny Moon

215. You can quote whole chapters of the Narnia books.

216. You spend some of your free time imagining future Narnia films, and thinking about who should play various parts. strangely, it seems that every time I do this, I always end up in the movie myself...:) ~Gwydion

217. You are so obbsessed that others how loved narnia now hate it because they disliked you for being such a narnia nerd. -guiltry

218. Everytime you see a wolf at the zoo, you say "RUN, ITS THE SECRET POLICE!!"

219. Your blog is called "Blog of the Bolt Lovertwo:Return of the Narnia Geek" and the address is susanpevensie-padme.blogspot.com. ~Penny Moon (Yeah, I do have a blog called this but don't try and read it because it's private so only people I let can read it)

220. You run around while randomely yelling, "FOR NARNIA AND FOR ASLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ~Penny Moon

221. On the first day of summer you run around yelling, " Jadis is gone!Aslan has won!The lion has triumphed! Summer has returned to us and winter has departed forever! (Well I plan to yell somethind like this later today.) ~Penny Moon

222. You have taken all your favorite Beatels songs and changed the lyrics so they're about Narnia stuff.~Penny Moon (Ooh, I need the li-on, guess you know it's true. If I get near Ja-dis, I can smell her, too!)

223. You're playing chess with your friend and she decides to name her horses(knights) buttercup and maple so you decide to name yours Destrier and Phillip :)

224. You come to this page for inspiration of how to make your life even more Narnia-related

225. Whenever you bring up something at the dinner table that's related to Narnia, you can see your parents repeat over and over in their heads, "It's just a phase, it's just a phase..."

226. At the zoo, when someone says a lion looks like Aslan, you glare.

227. You love going to your Grandmothers house because she has a lamp poast in the back yard and a fur coat that looks exactly like the one Edmund woar in the movie.(GUILTY!! I also try to go to Narnia while I'm there.) ~Dreamerlily

228. You have at least five copies of the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe lying around but you only read one of them.

229. If you read this list so many times to make sure your obsessed with Narnia that your eyes hurt.Then start reading it again.(GUILTY)

230. If you're currently painting your bedroom wall as a Narnia mural. ~Caspian

231. You like the Beatels, but the real reason you listen to them is because they're English~Susan Amidala

232. Someone gets hurt so you panick and go into hysterics and run around screaming, "LUCY!!! HELP!!!!!!! WE NEED SOME CORDIAL OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!~Susan Amidala

233. Your fave bible character used to be just Daniel and Steven, but once you read Petraverd's (sorry if that's spelt wrong) character connections, you added Paul, Elijah and Mary (as in Mary and Martha) to your list.

234. If every time you say something that starts with a letter that something in Narnia does too everyone runs out screaming.~Susan Amidala

235. You are dreaming up captions for a pic long after the caption contest.~Susan Amidala

236. When you get a treat, you think, "Hurray for Aslan!"~Susan Amidala

237. Anything and everything that is narnia related is in your possesion

238. You believe memories and dreams are time-traveling, simply because Lewis did. (See "The Dark Tower and other Stories")

239. You're at a subway train station with your three siblings, and all of a sudden there's a strong wind, and you get really excited (but your kinda dissapointed when nothing eventful happens on your train ride home) :(

240. You start typing out the 'Chronicles of Narnia' in play format.

241. On the walking trail, your cousin saw an actual beaver. You ask her, "Why didn't you take a picture? Why didn't you talk to it?" -Thay was a true story!!! I love beavers!

242. If you have a chicken named Polly Plummer

243. You are so sad over the fact that you have never tasted turkish delight before.(Wah!)~Susan Amidala

244. You wish you had that stuff Jadis had in LWW because that way in the winter you could actually live on McDonald's stuff by just pouring the stuff on the snow.~Susan Amidala

245. You have a pic of a nobelish lion over your bed and you can't go to sleep without imagining Aslan is right there watching you.~Susan Amidala

246. If Never Alone, that new fanfic, made you cry like a baby in front of everyone.~Susan Amidala

247. You joined the summer reading program as (your name here) the Awesome Narnian.~Susan Amidala

248. You have a kitten named Corin Thunder-Paws- Trufflehunter

249. You find it quite silly that Peter and Susan can never come back to narnia Because they's "too old."

250. While being ridiculed at school, you wish Aslan would come by on a romp.

251. Your summer reading log consists of the Narnia serise several times.~Susan Amidala

252. You freak out if you read something on this site that you don't understand.~Susan Amidala

253. Prince Caspian makes you cry so much your friends will not watch it with you anymore.~Susan Amidala

254. You randomly have Narnia related dreams.

255. Someone asks you what books you would take to a desert island and you start to the list the Narnia serise (sorry I always spell it wrong!).~Susan Amidala

256. You will not eat any stag at all, just in case.~Susan Amidala

257. As soon as you see a Narnia movie in theater, you start counting down the days until the DVD release

258. You love Narnia so much that you would actually consider naming your child Eustace(and hoped that he didn't deserve it!)

259. One if not more of your Narnia books has literally fallen apart due to excess use

260. You've read VDT at least ten times. ~Bonnie Silver

261. If you can play lots of Narnia songs on your piano ~Walter/Ashley Fan.

262. You write how many days until the next movie (right now VotDT!!!) everywhere, and repeat it over and over, and mutter it under your breath.

263. If you know EVERYTHING your favorite characters say in both movie AND book

264. My piano teacher has offered to arrange some Narnia music for me.... Ariel_of_Narnia

265. The whole three weeks you had to learn about EVOLUTION (ugh!) in science class, you were thinking in your head, "What do they teach in schools these days?"

266. Your dream backyard would be lantern waste. *sighs* If only...

267. You are currently working out a finger picking arrangement on your guitar for Evacuating London, just by listening to it on your LWW CD because you don't have any music for it. (And I love it so far!!!!) ~Eowyn of Narnia

268. You want to move to Narnia SO BAD when the economy is crashing down.

269. You almost hyperventilated when you saw the Prince Caspian super trailer, even though you've already seen the movie about fifteen times.....or more. ~Eowyn of Narnia

270. If you are thirty-something-years-old , and are not ashamed to admit that you were driving down the road screaming,"YES!! YES!!" over and over again as you listened to the Silver Chair audio-book and Rilian was freed from the chair (after midnight)

271. Your approval rating of the movie "InkHeart", which was already good, suddenly skyrocketed when you found out that Jim Broadbent, aka the Professor, was in it!!!!!!!!!!! ~Eowyn of Narnia

272. When, at a Country Fair ( as in, everyone picks a country, and writes a report about it) you couldn't believe that someone else had done theirs about Narnia- and you had not even considered it

273. whenever you see a bearded man with packages and an umbrealla and you think its Mr.Tumnus!

274. Someone sent you a survey and you actually wrote Narnia to answer every question.~Susan Amidala

275. You cry yourself to sleep every night because there are no Narnia books in your house that are in your actual personal possesion (wah!).~Susan Amidala

276. at night before you are about to go to sleep you tell yourself narnia storys that you made up

277. you make a deal with your mother that you will clean the house if she gets you Peter, Lucy and Susan's gifts.

278. (since you don't play the piano) you went online and searched the narnia soundtrack in piano and transferred it over to what ever instrament you play so you can play it in you free time

279. All you do sometimes is quote narnia books and scenes from the movies and then everyone gets annoyed and walks away but follow them and still continue

280. You redid your room to be Narnia(cair paravel on one wall, the lampost on the other)

281. you made up outfits that mach Susan and Lucy's clothes and gifts and run around you backyards pretending to be running away from telmarines...guily many times

282. you go in your closet or wardrob at least once a day and close the door, (not all the way of course) and try to see if you can get into narnia...guilty

283. You check this site at least once a day (sometimes more) even though you know there probably isn't anything new. ~Eowyn of Narnia

284. TLC is your favorite website!!! -NarniaRox!!!

285. you cleaned out your closet so nothing is on the floor so if you need to go to narnia in a hurry you will be able too...guilty

286. Your mom and dad don't usually bring up the subject of Narnia because you tend to launch on hour long sermons.

287. Susan Amidala, that post about stabbing was completely inappropriate. If you continue to abuse this list, you will be banned from the entire site. - Krist, Site Owner

288. when ever your cousins come to town you purposly ask to play hide and seek so you can have an excuse to go into a closet

289. when you are on a journey and take picture with every lamp post that you see.

290. You love the scene in NationalTreasure two when Ben Gates says, "What is going on in the edgucation of public schools?!" because it sounds like,"What do they teach in schools these days!?" (Guilty!)~Susan Amidala (ps Sorry about the stabbing thing.)

291. You use stuff from this list to test other people.~Susan Amidala

292. You started to say something about Narnia, and everyone started to back away slowly...~Susan Amidala

293. you turn your backroom into a "spare oom" and pretend it leads into narnia.

294. If you have begun writing three narnia fanfic stories, and keep coming up with different ideas.

295. When you heard that VDT was coming out in Aus on Dec ninth (one day earlier than in the US) you almost hyperventilate, not just because it means the world premier will be in your country, but also because you'll have to wait one less day!

296. You refer to quaters as crescents and pennies as minims.

297. You go into hysterical laughthter whenever you see the new TLC comic.~Susan Amidala

298. in art class if you have a assinment you somehow make it related to Narnia or during scetch/free time you draw Aslan or other charactors

299. If your best friends are generally as Narniac-ish as you. ~Caspian

300. if you painted your closet to look like a wardrobe and every day you walk backwards into it in hope of finding Naria

301. you are always closing your eyes and waiting to hear a lion's roar (guilty and my aunt was looking at me funny when i opened my eyes)

302. The map of narnia is your wallpaper and you spend your freetime making battle plans just in case Aslan needs you to lead a war in Narnia.

303. You cried while reading the last paragraph of The Last Battle.(guilty)

304. Your PE teacher called you a NarniaNerd

305. Your Narniac sister is gone for a month and a half, so you make sure you make up for it and talk non-stop about Narnia for you and her.

306. You know the names of all the main actors in LWW and PC. You can even say: Peiarfanchesco Favino ten times fast!--Breehyhinnybrinnyhooyha

307. You have dreamed about Narnia ALL NIGHT once amd have never forgotten it.

308. You cry every time you check your email because it's not Narnian.~Susan Amidala

309. you made a lamp post completly out of duc tape, plastic bottles, construction paper, and aluminum foil just to put out side your room....( it takes a really long time, take it from me)

310. you start naming EVERY SINGLE tree you see

311. You make a list of what your going to do tomorrow and three fourths of it has somthing to do with Narnia.

312. You start using colons (you know, ":") a lot just because CS Lewis did that

313. Your birthday party is when you and your narnia-freaish friends go to see the world premier

314. Your dream house, could be a narnian exibit(front yard and all)!

315. If your family was listening to the Last Battle audio-book, and crying(all of us!) at the end. You pull into a gas station, and your dad gets out wiping tears. Someone asked if he was okay, and he goes, "I am so happy for the Seven Friends of Narnia!"

316. You are forcing your friends against their will to read all the books of Narnia (guilty)

317. You snicker helplessly when, on your vacation to some ruins, your tour guide (who happens to be wearing green) greets your group by saying, "Good day, tr-r-ravelers!"

318. All of your creative writing projects are Narnia fanfictions!!

319. You and your narniac friend plan to find Uncle Andrew's rings and go to the wood between the worlds!!!

320. When you think of "what would have happened" when Aslan says "no one is ever told what would have happened."

321. When you think of "what would have happened" when Aslan says "no one is ever told what would have happened."

322. When youre reading the last chapter of VDT, you get so excited that your breath comes out in short, ragged gasps (so it's a good thing you finished it at home, not during silent reading in English class)!

323. You are going to ask your mother if you can download the VDT countdown to your blog!(Guilty!)~Skye Penderwick

324. You butst into tears when you tried to put the countdown on your blog and it didn't work.(Did this.)~Skye Penderwick

325. When you hear two cashiers talking about "bringing Christmas back" (meaning Christmas parties), you immediately think the White Witch has already taken over.

326. You insist on vacationing on an island some where so you can go and explore all (or most) of the caves with a hope of magically being transported to narnia like the telmarines

327. . Whenever a minute on the VDT countdown timer passes, you scream, "Another minute down!!!"(Guilty!)~Skye Penderwick

328. If you read VDT twice in one month! (Really, I did.)

329. If you have begged your mother multiple times to fix your hair like Lucy in PC

330. You were on a subway and it reminded of the Evacuating London scene in LWW and all you could think about was Narnia for the rest of the trip.(Guilty!)~Skye Penderwick

331. You yell at anyone who doesnt like narnia as much as you.~ Sonic Indiana The Hedgehog Jones

332. You had a dream about Narnia and it was about an hour and a half long and had the same dream every night for a week.~Sonic Indiana The Hedgehog Jones

333. You brothers friend was playing a video game and says "I wish there were sea monsters on this." and you say "Narnia has a sea monster in it."

334. TLC is the only website you visited for about three months- Aravis Tarkheena

335. Your paperback copy of VDT's spine is halfway gone, three pages are torn out, and your grandma says "You either love that book, or have been abusing it." You retort, "I would never abuse this book; it's just about the best fiction book ever written!"

336. When someone offered you Turkish Delight, you ask them first ,"Are you certain that this isn't enchanted?"-Aravis Tarkheena

337. You're already counting down the days til the next movie (Guilty)

338. You find yourself mouthing the words (and sometimes doing the motions) to the movie. --Ellie Brandybuck

339. You and your friend email each other Narnia facts (Guilty)

340. you want to jump into all the pictures you own of ships.

341. If all the covers of your Narnia books have fallen off (guilty :) )

342. You dreamed about Narnia last night, (probably has something to do with reading VDT for the third time this month before bed!) and have recited it to your whole family at least ten times, just because it was awesome!!

343. You walk around muttering "Can't wait till December ninth, twothousandten... Can't wait till December ninth, twothousandten..."

344. You refuse to leave home without your PC trading cards, and at least one Narnia book, because you know that you will want to look at/read them. (Guilty as charged.)

345. You read all the Narnia News, then call your friends to tell them all about it!

346. You have decided that for your history project, you are going to do a report on the life of C.S Lewis, and the Three-Dimensional display will be a lampost

347. You and your brothers, 'Trufflehunter' and 'Reep' have watched and PC so many times, that when you get bored, you start acting out the hag/werewolf/ witch scene, with T as the hag, R as the werewolf, and you as the witch! (Dad's Caspian) -Aravis Tarkheena

348. Your mom/ teacher can always tell when you are thinking about Narnia, because she will ask you something, and you reply absently "Uh, It's King Edmund, actually."

349. You repeatedly recite the 'prophesy' in your head.

350. You have often been caught reading Narnia when you were supposed to be asleep

351. You watched PC twice in one month, and would have gladly watched more. -Aravis Tarkheena

352. You cannot go to sleep without looking at your picture of Aslan, and kissing it, and begging Him to let you get to Narnia, too. -Aravis Tarkheena

353. your disaponted that you don't get pulled into narnia while waiting for the bus on the first day of school -susan the valiant

354. You can resite the books by heart and can re-act all the movies

355. You made your two younger sisters get their hair cut like lucy

356. You feel guilty about the fact that you like tigers more than lions.(Guilty!)~Skye Penderwick

357. It takes you under five secs to write "narnia" on your computer even though you cannot type one bit. (Guilty!)~Skye Penderwick

358. Someone says you are totally addicted to Nancy Drew and the baby sitters club and you are like "No way! I'm addicted to Narnia!~(Guilty!)~Skye Penderwick

359. you've adopted the phrase, "I don't give a fig."

360. your collecting items that remind you of narnia! I have a, lampost, susan's horn necklace, turkish delight box, glimfeather charm, silver apple, and working on a tumnus scarf.

361. you have a contest w/ your siblings on who can finish their narnia book first!

362. your family is planting a small garden around two trees that look as if they'll wind together at the top and you can walk through them into the woods in the back.

363. You do not easily fall for practical jokes or anything related, but anytime someone says, "I've been to Narnia." you believe them, and beg them to tell you how they got there. ~Golden

364. You will read anything related to Narnia, even those little 'I Can Read' books based on the movies...I am so totally guilty. ~Golden

365. Your family considers you Narnia's biggest fan. ~Golden

366. you got excited when someone on the tv said "little lucy" and you whipped your head around to look only to find they were talking about a dog. (guilty again!)

367. You searched through every french book you have until you've found out how to say "By the Lion!" in french.(guilty!)

368. Not only do you possess multiple copies of the Chronicles, you possess copies in other languages, simply because they're Narnian.

369. If you freaked when you saw a license plate border that said "Going to Narnia, BRB" and then figured out that "BRB" meant "Be right back". ~Caspian

370. When it comes to posting on TLC, you know the ropes!(Guilty! I know every trick for publishing my stuff on this site!)~Skye Penderwick

371. Your idea of a soothing lullabye is the Narnia theme. (Guilty!)~Skye Penderwick

372. Someone gave you a bookmark with Susan on it and you reinforced it with scoch tape and put it on a thread and you wear it everywhere. (Guilty! This is a true story!)~Skye Penderwick

373. Your room is decorated with everything narnia. You even have a lamp "post" in your room!

374. When you drive by a restaraunt named Adis's Turkish Cuisine, and you think for a moment it says Jadis's Turkish Delight!

375. You have to stop your seven year old from signing herself "Peter" on official docs, in case another parent refers her for counselling :S

376. When visiting family in New Zealand, you choose Cathedral Cove as the beach to go to on Boxing Day, just so that your seven year old can REALLY go to Narnia

377. Your Girl Guide (Girl Scout) leaders have had Narnian names for over ten years (ie Shasta, Anvard, Farsight, Fledge, Lucy, Jewel & Reep) ~ Caspian the leader

378. You are saving all your money to bid for a Susan action figure on Ebay. (Guilty!)~Skye Penderwick

379. Someone in a Nancy Drew book said something about TLC, for Tender Loving Care, and you thought it stood for The Lions Call. (SO guilty!)~Skye Penderwick

380. Whenever you and your friend(s) meet, you greet each other in Narnian style

381. Your dad demands you say, "O my father and oh the delight of my eyes" upon greeting him (No kidding- mine does!).

382. You saw a bottle of cheap perfume and you thought the designer label said Narnia. (GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)~Skye Penderwick

383. If, when LWW came out on dvd, you watched it twice in one day. Once with subtitles, once without. -Talking Robin [previously known as Christabelle of Felimath :)]

384. You have a countdown to VDT on your facebook/myspace page.

385. You know what this means: "We're sailing on a ship, this movie's really hip. Disney needs some cash so we're giving you this trash. Please buy all our junk or else this ship is SUNK."

386. whenever someone talks about the movie theater you think: I cant wait until The Voage of the Dawn Treader comes out! - Aslans

387. You asked your mom and dad if you could spray paint "Narnia" on your bedroom wall.(SO guilty!)~Scooby Doo

388. Most of the photos on your computer are from the movies

389. Your desktop background is always a picture from Narnia

390. You're constantly finding connections between Narnia and the Bible

391. You're watching PC on the computer with headphones, while your mom and brother are watching Star Wars on the flatscreeen TV, and since you listen to the soundtrack every day, you start humming to the music loud and brother says "QUIET!!!!!!!!"

392. You know Narnian history better than you know your own world history. GUILTY!!!

393. You have forced your family to watch Prince Caspian with you so many times already your five year old brother actually dares to comment it's like Barbie and The Diamond Castle.

394. You threaten to never talk to your friends again until they read the Narnia Chronicles.

395. You buy an exspensive new ipod just so you could upload the Narnia Soundtrack on it.

396. you walk into the back of your closet and throw a temper tantrum if it doesn't lead to Narnia.

397. You make your family say, "The Bolt of Tash falls from above!" whenever your mother serves asparagus.

398. You yell at yourself whenever you misspell Blamier, I mean, Narnia.

399. Eustace convinced you in Voyage of the Dawn Treader that Edmund and Caspian were fiends. When he 'realizes' they aren't, you are momentarily confused. -Good Old nacho

400. The reason you became a vegetarian is because they might be talking animals.

401. you gasp and say "Peepicheep!" when you see a mouse.

402. you ask if you can decorate your bedroom with he theme of Narnia. Narnia pictures, Narnia written in spray paint, gold and red bedsheets, ectera

403. you ask your mom about what you could do a school essay on, and she freezes, stares at you, and says, "Why would you write about anything other then Narnia?"

404. You write, "Aslan Lives!" with soap on the mirrors in all of the public bathrooms you've ever been in.

405. you're Dad regulary asks you ,"Are you SURE beavers don't talk?" after watching LWW.

406. The White Witch is your idol. Lately you've been practicing your evil laugh.

407. When your younger sister freaks out when she sees her teacher at McDonalds, you respond by saying "Geez, you're acting like I would if I saw Aslan in WalMart!"

408. Not only have you memorized the movies, you have memorized the comentary too. (GUILTY)

409. You slapped your friend when they said they didnt like narnia. (guilty) (im surprised we're still friends)

410. You missed the winning touchdown at your schools football game because you were talking to your friends about narnia. (GUILTY!!!!)

411. You tell EVERYONE about the dream you had that had to do with narnia. (guilty)

412. You are making a costume for the premiere of VDT (guilty)

413. You have sucribed to gPuddle on youtube. (and if you havent already, DO IT he is an insane nerd just like us)

414. You named your computer mouse Reepicheep. (guilty)

415. When you won't last through the day without saying or thinking about Narnia related things.

416. You intend to ask your parents to buy you the complete collection of Narnia books for Christmas, even though you have LWW already

417. You are writing a novel, and you let someone read it, and they say, "Wow. No Narnia yet."~Skye Penderwic

418. You were at WalMart buying a notebook to write your novel, and you almolst throw a tantrum when the designs are Jonas Brothers (blech), HSM, Tinker Belle,kittens, +puppies, but NO NARNIA!!!! (Guilty!)~Skye Penderwic

419. You are REALLY ANNOYED when this site is taking too long to load.~Skye Penderwic

420. you set out with a frog and your best friend north, hoping reach Narnia.

421. you designed and wear a hoodie that proclaims to the world..."Narnia Nut"!!!! --Ultimate Narnia Fan

422. It's REALLY annoying when someone says "I did this" or "guilty!". And I'm not a moderator or anything like that, either.Please stop!

423. you've posted more that one thing on this wall -NarniaRox!!!

424. Ok, whoever did that one on the main list about inventing a game called Narnia Freeze Tag--who are you?? Do you know me or something? Because I did EXACTLY THAT. -Talking Robin

425. Whenever you hear "A Time For Us" it reminds you of Caspian for no apparent reason other than he is a Telemarine

426. Love Story by Talyor Swift aslo reminds you of Caspian.

427. For your Romeo and Juliet project, you wish you could grab Caspian and have him do the Balcony Scene with you. "SO GUILTY!!!!!!"

428. Your cousin is getting married and you wish you could invite every Aslan fearing Narnia character to her wedding. "OH SO GUILTY!!"

429. You jump into pools shouting..."FOR NARNIA AND FOR ASLAN!" Guilty

430. If you always keep a pocketknife and matches in your school bag...just in case anything should happen while you're there...

431. You try to do the 'Narnian' dance that Anna Popplewell learned how to do for the Narnia movie

432. You wrote Narnia rules! on the whiteboard in your classroom, and threw the eraser at a boy's head because he said, "Narnia stinks!" to annoy you. (Guilty! And I hate Tanner.)~Skye Penderwic

433. When your aunt comes home from China and says she ate stag, (and many other stuff)and you think, "I HOPE it wasn't a talking stag....." -DLF

434. When you hear the name "Kirk", you think of Professor Digory Kirke long before you think of Captian James Kirk.

435. You've ever bought the Narnia Extended Edition and then just left it someplace on purpose in the hope that someone else will find it and become a Narnia Fan.

436. You are thrilled each time you have to throw a sheet over the wardrobe in your room, becuase that means that you'll get to pull it off just the way Georgie Henley did in the film.

437. You always make sure to look appropriate whenever you enter your closet or wardrobe...just in case you land in Narnia.

438. YOu have spent countless hours on the internet researching Cair Paravel images for your daughter's walls and then ordered the bedspread for your son instead.

439. You have handed in a free write essay for school titled, "How to Make Your Pet(s) Talk".

440. You can not go ten minutes straigh without saying "Narnia" -NarniaRox!!!

441. You have found yourself marvelous at planning imaginary battles from watching the movies.

442. You base your original stories on Narnian characters because it's so much easier to write it that way.

443. you want to tell your younger sister who is a good deal too keen on being grown up"You are being just like Susan"

444. You say, "Hello Trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrravelerrrrrrrrrrs!" to the teachers at school when they say hi to you.

445. your family ask to see the lions at the zoo, and then they instantly look over at you and think, "oops"...

446. You get very excited when you are told to put coats in the closet of the spare room in your house...

447. You are uncommonly LIKING one of your school subjects, just because it mentioned Narnia.

448. You get mad enough to kill when you see a single glimpse of something in the VDT movie that's TOTALLY not in the book.~Breehyhinnybrinnyhooyha

449. If you have post its of Narnia charicter's names, age, nationality, nicnames and favourite qoutes all over your room. (Gulity)

450. If you actually buy and play with Narnia action figures in your teens. (Guilty)

451. If you play Narnia in the woods behind your house and repeatedly order the squirrles to bring you more nuts~ Susan of Illinois

452. You have not only memorized the lines in the movies, but also what they say and do in the bloopers, along with what they say in the commentary.

453. You'd rather go to Narnia rather than your senior trip to Panama City : )

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455. Whenever you go to the mountains you look to your left and right to make sure there arent any Giants around.

456. You try to do as many of the things metioned here as possible.

457. You have eaten Turkish Delight before, but not til you ask the person who made it if it's enchanted.

458. You always have thick, heavy coats in your wardrobe(which is in the spare room, which you have made your room now)

459. If you are knitting a red scarf that looks exactly like Tumnus' scarf.

460. You are very opposed to mousetraps.

461. You look p the definition of wardrobe and you get really angry because none of the definitions said "Portal to Narnia"-aravistarkheena

462. You can't concentrate in social studies class because someone mentioned the "Caspian Sea" GUILTY!!! -aravistarkheena

463. When you meet up with another Narnian adict and you start talking about Narnia nonstop and can always do it.

464. You spent about fifteen minutes googling "narnia susan". (Guilty!)~Skye Penderwic

465. You refer to two thousand five as "the year LWW came out" (guilty!!!!!).~Skye Penderwic

466. Instead of telling 'Dumb Blonde' jokes, you tell Mary Sue jokes (and they're way funnier anyway)

467. You were reading a very boring article in a matchingly boring magazine because the article mentioned C.S. Lewis and Narnia (SOOO guilty-this is a true story).~Skye Penderwic

468. You are looking at the globe and discover the Caspian Sea, then drag your whole family on a summer vacation there only to find that no, Caspian does /not/ live there at all. (Then of course, you cry....) ~Lucy Skywalker

469. Your New Years' resolution is to do everything on this list!!! **will be guilty as of January first, two-thousand-and-ten** ~Lucy Skywalker

470. Your English teacher asks you to write a two-page, five-paragraph-long essay, and you choose Narnia, and you accidentaly make it five pages instead!! **SO GUILTY!** ~Lucy Skywalker

471. You go look up the word 'Balmier' in the dictionary out of curiosity... (from VDT) ~Lucy Skywalker :-) (Would you like me to stop posting now?!)

472. when you play on the school basketball team and u make up different war strategies for the game and u keep sayin to ur self " ok susan just shoot the target with the arrow" when ur shootin foul shots

473. u get ur hair cut like Queen Lucy and by a dress exactly like her coronation gown (cape and all) and wear a crown like lucys to ur first middle school dance ur addicted ( guilty twice one time as Lucy next as Susan)

474. on december seventh tousand ten instead of decoraring ur houde for Christmas u decirate ur whole house in Narnia stuff while ur hime alone ( futurely guitly

475. U start crying right after u finish The Last Battle and ur mom comes in ur room and freaks out and u cry its over (guilty three times cause ive read the whole series three times)

476. you (somehow) forget to bring your Narnia books on a long trip, and pout for almost the whole trip.-NarniaRox!!!

477. You used to HATE mice but since reading the Narnia books you absolutely LOVE them and consider them noble creatures.

478. if Narnia is the reson you shoot a traditional bow. (Riklionheart)

479. you hate how people keep saying guilty and saying "I agree" or "I disagree"since you actually respect the wishes of our lovely caretakers of The Lions Call.

480. Your brother talks about how annoying you are cause you talk about Narnia all the time.:-)

481. Whenever you say to a family member, "You know what I think is interesting?" they immediately think, 'Here she goes again. Which character will it be this time?'

482. You have rubbed off in your bro so much that he plays the TLC games all the time and thelionscall is in the google search engine when you didn't put it there!(guilty!)~Skye Penderwic

483. You convinced said bro (from my last post) to post on this list (guilty!)~Skye Penderwic

484. You quote this list like all the time, and when you do, your mom says, "That sounds about right," SOO guilty!)~Skye Penderwic

485. You are still shocked by the fact that you've only been an addict since Easter, because it seems like years...(true story)~Skye Penderwic

486. You get mad when people use texting on this list because it seems disrespectful. Put down the cell phone and learn to write!~Skye Penderwic

487. A Narnian Joke:How are Sonic the Hedgehog and Lucy the Valiant the same? Answer: The same middle name.~Skye Penderwic

488. You are memorising the lines to "You Belong with Me" or whatever by Taylor Swift just so you can rewrite it to be Narnian (guilty!)~Skye Penderwic

489. You entered the caption contest twice in under ten minutes (guilty!)~Skye Penderwic

490. You are sitting in your band teacher's office reading this list and posting stuff. Yep that is what we're doing. :D

491. When looking up Peter the Great of Russia on the computer, you freak out when you find out that King Peter gained part of the Caspian Sea (GUILTY!).

492. your desktop wallpaper is a lampost...

493. when you don't have a good comeback, you say, "Aslan wouldn't like THAT!"

494. you freak out when you see LWW on the recomended book of the week in your planer

495. you like figure out what is the time difference between our world and narnia

496. you almost always dream about narnia -NarniaRox!!!

497. You name the biggest pecan tree you have "Otmin" (I would be guilty if my mother hadn't objected to the idea. =D) ~LuSky

498. You've lost your American accent just by talking so much with an English one while quoting Narnia... ~LuSky

499. you get annoyed when you try to email William Moseley and it doesn't work!!!!!!!!!!!

500. You have actually become a zookeeper to be around animals all the time, and secretly hope that one day one of them will tell you how to get into Narnia.

501. you get really mad at you friend for naming her hamster Reepicheep, becase hamsters defenitly don't have a tale!!

502. when you name your dog after one of the characters

503. You get mad at your best friend in the world because she had a statue of a lion in her yard and named it 'George' instead of 'Aslan.' (guilty.) ~Lucy Skywalker

504. There's only /one/ single paper you've written for English class that doesn't have anything to d with Narnia. ~LuSky

505. If you have post its of Narnia charicter's names, age, nationality, nicnames and favourite qoutes all over your room. (Gulity)- Susan of Narnia

506. You're in high school and still play Narnia (Gulity)- Susan of Narnia

507. A friend gave me a rabbit-fur coat (the one above) and an all-out Narnia card for my birthday. ~Ariel_of_Narnia

508. When you think your to be the next queen of narnia and you've already taught your dog to bow to you.

509. You and your cousin grabbed a book of classic Disney songs and changed them to be Narnian (guilty)~Skye Penderwic

510. You own eleven copies of the books, plus another two for LLW and PC.

511. You look through an art museum just to see if you can find a Narnian looking painting to jump into.

512. Whenever you watch a movie from Columbia Pictures, you think "Fledge!".

513. You start asking for toast with sardines for lunch or fried trout and potatoes for dinner.

514. When you're sitting in an MGM movie and the lion is on screen you shout Aslan!

515. You wonder what your guinea pig has been through.

516. You have "Many sink down, and few return to sunlit lands" painted on your basement wall.

517. You want to make a movie called "How The Witch Stole Christmas"

518. Whenever people see you with a book, they don't ask anymore what book you are reading.

519. You can read any of the books in a language you don't know and follow it.

520. You stop calling him "Santa Clause", instead referring to him as "Father Christmas".

521. Whenever anybody tries to bribe you, there's always something Narnian involved.

522. You refer to your flashlights as "electric torches".

523. You're considering becoming a teacher just so you can read the Chronicles to your students.

524. You now sign emails like 'For Narnia and for Aslan'.

525. You've learned to move your ears up and down (C. S. Lewis was right, it is possible.)

526. You tell Dufflepud jokes instead of blonde jokes

527. When you"re trying to get your kids to eat their spinache instead of saying "if you eat your spinache you'll grow as big and strong as your dad", you say "if you eat your spinache you'll grow as big and strong as Aslan".~Lucy Powell

528. You always sneak second helpings, because you never know which meal will be your last, and your mum's a great cook.~Lucy Powell

529. When your brother annoys you, you say"Once an annoying brother, always an annoying brother."~Lucy Powell

530. Whenever your brother starts stuffing toast into his mouth you automatically say,"Narnia's not going to run out of toast, Ed!"~Lucy Powell

531. You name your horse Philip, and never, under any cercumstances call him"horsey"~Lucy Powell

532. You insist on believing in prophesies, especially ones about liones, and groups of four,and Winter.~Lucy Powell

533. If you have a friend who is adicted to gardening you nick-name him or her Clodsey shovel.~Lucy Powell

534. Whenever, you're hurt you think, "I wish I had Lucy's cordial with me."

535. You think of something Narnia related almost al the time. (Guilty :D)

536. If you see a squirrel, you automatically think, "It's Patterwig!!" (Guilty.)

537. If someone tells you they have never read ANY of the books, you automatically say that if they do, you will pay them money (yes, I love to bribe people ;D) ~ EmaOfCair

538. When ever someone says "This will make your life ten times better", you start screaming "YES, IM FINALLY GOING TO NARNIA!!!" ~EmaOfCair

539. You either want to go to C.S. Lewis college or Oxford b/c C.S.Lewis taught there and Anna Popplewell attends the it ~EmaOfCair

540. If its a joke and it doesnt have anything to do with Narnia, its not funny ~EmaOfCair

541. You count Talking Sheep to get to sleep.~Skye Penderwic

542. You hang around your little brother so often that he is now a Narnia addict.~Skye Penderwic

543. i love narnia and i found my way there almost kinda i guess

544. i found my way to narnia well almost well maybe well kinda i guess and i knock on the back of every closet i see lol!!! =]

545. my cousin doesnt think there is a narnia [not gunna mention any names] mr.kohad jr. jr.

546. i found my way to narnia and i fell over a wardobe bc i drank to much of something that wouldnt be appropriate on this web site and then a dwarf called me mean names lol....brady z.

547. somebody mentioned the last paragraph of the last battle and you knew what chapter, where and when it was said and when they brought it up in class, you said the who when and how of it.

548. you want to add all your favorite things about narnia into one email adress

549. when you talk to narnia about your frindes and you love narina that you love the people. just like me casue i love aslan!!!!!!!

550. You stood at your granfather's deathbed and suddenly thought you saw a large shadow move through the hall...and a voice said "Courage, Dear Heart." You felt the most peace you ever felt in your life. You read the series and when you finished TLB, he died.

551. you had plans for the day PC came out but canceled them just so you could see it .

552. A constant debate between you and your siblings is which would be more useful: an owl that was so big you could ride it,(Silver Chair) or an owl that delivers mail(Harry Potter).~Skye Penderwic!

553. You are going to bury a time capsule on your birthday and have already decided to put something Narnia-related in it.(guilty)~Skye Penderwic!

554. When writing a story, you have to commmerate the day you saw PC, so you say the character's birthday is May seventeenth (YES! I'M GUILTY!) ~Princess of Narnia

555. Every time you ride a train you secretely hope that it will crash and you will end up in narnia

556. You participate in "Dress like a Narnian Days"

557. You run around your neighborhood pretending to lead an army of Narnians behind you. (GUILTY! AMAZING BIRTHDAY PARTY TOO!!!)

558. You've had numerous dreams about narnia and the first thing you tell someone the next day at school is "I HAD A DREAM ABOUT NARNIA!!" and of course they get annoyed

559. You always have something Narnian written on your white board on your door to your bedroom. (guilty)

560. You have discussed the significance of glumpuddle with your sister durring Thanksgiving dinner. (GUILTY)

561. You have boughten boots that look exactly like the ones that Skandar wears in PC cause you wanna be part Narnian. (GUILTY! and i love them)

562. You're considering about writing a book about your Narnian dreams. (guilty, dreams are amazing too)

563. (True story!) When at your grandparents house, and your sister is trying to make a fire in the fire pit, she asks if anyone has any matches. And you, being the nerd you are, pull out an electric torch from your purse and say, "No, but would this help?"

564. You have memorized Lww, Lww comentary, PC, and PC comentary. And you're not ashamed!! (GUILTY)

565. You are not ashamed to be obsessed with Narnia. (Tis true, indeed Im NOT ashamed)

566. You've been reading Jane Eyre and when you watched the BCC series, you freaked out when you saw that Georgie was young Jane Eyre... ~EmaOfCair

567. You've been visiting this site for so long, that you can remember when there were only about onehundred entries on this list...~EmaOfCair

568. You wasted a hole cartridge full of ink printing out one hundred and six narnia pictures for your room. (Guilty!)

569. You got your dad to make a lampost (Real one) In your yard! (Guilty) ~ HIgHQueenone

570. You get mad at your best friend ever because she named a statue of a lion in her yard 'George' and not 'Aslan'. (guilty) ~Lucy skywalker

571. You are learning how to make turkish delight from scratch~ EmaOfCair

572. You keep a pair of snow boots, a coat, and a weapon next to your bed, just in case(guilty)

573. You spent a whole sick day watching LWW and PC repeatedly(guilty)

574. Took archery lessons just in case(Swear to Aslan)

575. Your grandmother knitted you a red scarf and you sprinted outside to the street lights wearing it and holding your brown paper lunch bag for the next day(guilty and the scarf looks just like the one in the movie!!!!!)

576. You watched a video about beavers in school and daydreamed about Mr. and Mrs.Beaver for twenty minutes after the video was fineshed(guilty)

577. You watched a video about beavers in school and daydreamed about Mr. and Mrs.Beaver for twenty minutes after the video was fineshed(guilty)

578. There was a program on TV that you weren't listening to until it mentioned the word 'beaver'. You looked up and immediately thought of Mr and Mrs Beaver. (Totally guilty)

579. You kicked yourself for weeks when you let your Narnia books get put in the garage and be ruined by water damage, and then freak out when you see that in your new box set LWW and PC have pictures from the movie on the covers, not the original(guilty)

580. You've litteraly lectured your cousin for having all the Narnia books and she only read one and she said she hated it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

581. You were amazed when you learned that some one you know is also a Narnia fan (this may not seem big but so i used to be the only person i knew who actually read the series) ~EmaOfCair

582. You learned how to knit so you could make a scarf like mr.tumnus ~EmaOfCair

583. Ever since you could read, you read the series!

584. When you have to do an exam on Narnia, and your teacher spells one of the character's names wrong, you are very quick to correct them, regardless of what anyone else thinks.

585. You have corrected your friend (who has read the books many times) when she gets her narnia facts wrong.

586. A player from your city's football team has the last name of Narni and you think: "I wish there was an A at the end." (True story and yes, I do think that)

587. WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING BAD YOU THINK TO YOURSELF: OOOOOH, WE BROUGHT THE ANGER OF ASLAN ON US.

588. exuse me, i am replying to number two-hundred eighty-seven, how do you get BANNED from the site? (pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze answer!)

589. you were at a resurant, and when the people next to you said the word: narnia, you fell off you chair

590. You yell "FOR NARNIA AND FOR ASLAN!" when you jump off the diving board and then the lifeguard looks at you when you come up and you shrug and say "Have you read the Chronicles of Narnia?" ~Lucy Skywalker :-D

591. You try to sing songs from the movies when you have a cold and your asthma kicks in. -Aslanaslamb

592. You found out that you have quite a lot of books written by C.S. Lewis in your home library and you went on a quest to try to read them all ~EmaOfCair

593. you know that when you google 'a Tiger a wizard and a closet' you get the LWW

594. You have a stuffed Reepicheep.

595. Your mom took your copy of the chronicles away from you because she thought you were reading it too much!!! WAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! :-( ~Lucy Skywalker (this happened to me!!)

596. You painstakingly made your own Prince Caspian calendar on the computer ~lucy Skywalker (I did this it was fun too!)

597. Your best friend in real life is Aslanaslamb who is also a Narnia addict!! (Guilty!) ~Lucy Skywalker (aslanaslamb's best friend :-D)

598. You choose to go on TLC over watching Ice Age. (guilty) ~Lucy Skywalker

599. You REALLY wonder "what do they teach in schools these days" because you're homeschooled and you've never been to public school before. (that's me!) ~Lucy Skywalker

600. If you asked for (and received) a broadsword for your birthday.

601. You check all your schools closet doors hoping to find Narnia(and then get in trouble for it)


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