Caption Contest
Winner of the 100th Caption Contest!
The winner of the 100th Caption Contest is Luthien, for her alternate interpretation of how Caspian really got injured on set. Luthien will be receiving an original Narnian comic, created by Kristi, which will soon be debuting on the site. Thanks to all who entered!
Previous Caption Contests Favorite Captions: Anna: "Skandar, see if you can talk them into writing Susan into the Voyage of the Dawn Treader movie. Okay pal?" - Karnia Susan and Edmund forget all sibling rivalry in an effort to convince Mrs. McCready to take them to the ice cream parlor. - Hermit of the Northern March Lu: "Susan, what are you doing?" Su: "I'm walking Edmund through the halls back to his room. He became lost when he started sleep walking and the next thing I knew he was asking for directions to his room. I tried to give him verbal directions, but he kept running into things. Now I'm leading him." Lu: "He kept running into things? Is that why five pictures are knocked off the walls, three hall tables are crooked, and two chairs are knocked over?" Su: "Nope. Four of the pictures are from Peter last night." Lu: "I wonder why our brothers are such sound sleepers, and why food always disappears during their midnight roams, and why they always seem more tired after them." Edmund: (Thinking) "Try not to look like you're awake, try not to look like you're awake..." - Luthien Edmund beams with pride at Susan's apparent love of his sweater - LadySaxophone Looks like Professor Kirke, in the background, has been doing some bicep curls - Karnia Edmund: Now, Madam, What think you? We have been in this city fully three weeks. Have you yet settled in your mind whether you will marry this dark-faced lover of yours, this Prince Rabadash, or no? Susan: No, brother, not for all the jewels in Tashbaan. Edmund: Truly, sister, I should have loved you the less if you had taken him. - Leolani Everyone had begun to look very serious. Queen Susan jumped up and ran to her brother. "Oh, Edmund," she cried. "What is it? There is something dreadful in your face." - Leolani "It is very true," said Edmund. "But even a traitor may mend. I have known one that did." And he looked very thoughtful. - Leolani In a classic sibling tableau, Older Sister embraces her younger brother because she can, while Younger Brother gazes toward Heaven for strength. - Anonny Mouse As Susan holds her brother in a deadly headlock, Edmund has no choice but to secretly summon his body guard, Norm. Unfortunately, Norm was on coffee break. - FantasyDreamer Skander: Maybe we should have played Twister off the set. Anna: Guess which one is sleepwalking...9 out of 10 guess wrong... - Shasta Susan: You're such a little cutie, Edmund. Edmund: I do think that courteous, courageous, or chivilrous is more befitting a knight of Narnia...I mean, don't I look chivilrous to you? - lAsaraLEEN Because Lucy broke her leg and Professor Kirke was at the hospital comforting her, Susan and Edmund were selected as their stand-ins. - Luthien Lawyer: "My intent, your Honor, is to prove with this photo that Susan and Edmund Pevensie can be proved beyond a shadow of a doubt to be guilty of espionage. This photo was taken the day some very valuble documents were stolen from Professor Kirke's study. These documents were not large and could easily be folded into squares that could fit into a loosly clenched fist, such as both of the defendents display in the evidence. Also, if you study their expressions you can see beyond the initial 'brother-sister quality time' joy and see that Miss Pevensie does indeed have something slightly malicous in her features, her said brother does have a rather important-like air, and that they both have a knowing look in their eyes." Judge: (To Sue and Eddie) "Well, what do you have to say for yourselves now that you have all this evidence against you?" Sue: "We're innocent. What this lawyer is not telling you is that this photo is just one frame that was taken from a video of us. If you watch for a few more seconds, you can clearly see that I am holding a piece of chocolate and that my brother is holding a nail that he thoughtfully picked up off the floor to reduce the risk of on-set injury." Eddie: "And if you watch a few seconds further, you can see that the 'workman' in the back is, in reality, our accuser-- the lawyer standing right in front of you. Not only can you see that, but you can also see that he is folding the documents in question into very small squares." (Judge and Jury watch video and find workman/lawyer guilty) Lu: (To workman/lawyer) "Really, you should know better than to try to accuse my siblings of something like that. After all, they're not called the Gentle and Just for nothing!" - Luthien Susan: Hey Ed, guillable is written on the ceiling! Edmund: Where? - always narnian Skandar: "Hey, Anna, is that a mouse on the ceiling?" Anna: "Mice? Skandar, you're hilarious!" Crew guy in the back: "Shoot, where are all the mice for the Aslan/mice scene? Must've left the cage open." - Elf Maiden Archer of Rivendell Susan: "You won the National Spelling Bee! I told you the dictionary game would pay off!" What the Pevensies conveniently forgot was that Ed had exceeded the age limit by about ten years and had learned most of the words in Narnia. - Hermit of the Northern March Susan: Soo... betrayed us all to any tyrant witches lately? Edmund..................... - GeorgeHarrison Together Sue and Eddie founded the Society of Those who Have Dark Hair, to protest the fact that the director was a member of every other committee and group on set. - Luthien Susan: Hey, Edmund! You know I could really use twenty bucks... - Ink-Arrow Susan: "I made a promise, Mr. Edmund. A promise! 'Don't you let him have any Turkish Delight.' And I don't mean to. I don't mean to." Edmund: "Oh, Susan!" - Tarwe, the Narnian Elf Susan: "Don't look now, Ed, but I think we went through the wrong wardrobe." Edmund: "Why do you say that?" Susan: "Because that guy standing behind us is wear clothes from the 2000's! We must have gone through a wardrobe that takes you to the future. Whatever shall we do?" Edmund: "We've been in worse spots than this before. Don't you remember the White Witch? And that deal with Rabadash?" Susan: "You think that's bad? This is soo much worse, being 60 years behind the fashion! I don't think I can take it!!" - Destrier's Rider Sue: "YAY! Now that we're back from Narnia, I'm taller than you are again!" - Luthien Sister loves delirious and spiteful brother regardless: Today, we hear a heart warming story about Susan Pevensie and her younger brother Edmund, who has just been diagnosed with delirium. Edmund Pevensie, along with his younger sister Lucy, has claimed he has found a forest in the back of a wardrobe, pictured behind. "Of course it was hard when Lucy claimed she had seen a magical forest in the back of the wardrobe, but in her case we do not believe she is seeing things. We only think it is her imagination," Susan Pevensie told the press yesterday. "It is much harder in Edmund's case, because he is older, and less likely to imagine these things." Susan and Lucy Pevensie have said that they will love their brother even though he is delirious, and at times a little beast. See the full report tonight on the six o'clock news... - Aravyn Sue: "Oh come on, Ed! Just thirty more rafter jumps and we'll be at the empty house!" Eddie: "I'm just concerned that the house won't be empty." Sue: "Of course it will be! Who could possibly be there?" Eddie: "A magician who uses children as guinea pigs." Sue: (Sighs) "You've been listening to the MacCready's old stories about the Professor's uncle, have you not?" - Luthien Cast, we will now have a moment of silence for... Edmund's lost flashlight. - Shasta Andrew: "This is a very serious part of the film and you should look sad, frightened, restless, etc.. You're all supposed to act like your home could be blown to bits at any minute! Just imagine, Nazi soldier's planes are buzzing over your home trying to destroy it! Are you listening to anything I'm saying?" Mrs. McCready: "I'm guessing they aren't." Andrew: "Do kids now days ever appreciate history?" Mrs. McCready: "That is an excellent question, 'What do they teach them in these schools?'" - Hermit of the Northern March Edmund suddenly realizes that Susan has just figured out that he was the one who left the plastic snake in her bed. Poor, poor Edmund! - theRanger Susan: "I can be your friend, la la la, I can be your friend. It's okay if we are different we can still play, 'caus I can be your friend!" Person in backround: Just back away nice and slow." - theRanger Susan: I bet I know what song you're humming. Edmund: no you don't. Susan: alright you win. What is it? Edmund: Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds. Susan: that's *weird* - Pepper Darcy Oh Ed, thanks so much for building decent roads in Narnia! We should rename you Kind Edmund the Practical. Ed: Only if we can call you Queen Susan the Huggy! - Shasta More Caption Contests |
