Caption Contest
Winner of the 100th Caption Contest!
The winner of the 100th Caption Contest is Luthien, for her alternate interpretation of how Caspian really got injured on set. Luthien will be receiving an original Narnian comic, created by Kristi, which will soon be debuting on the site. Thanks to all who entered!
Previous Caption Contests Favorite Captions: Nikabrik: Boy, you need a haircut!! Caspian: Don't you even think of cutting my hair with that knife or I'll prod you!! Trufflehunter: Its okay Nikabrik he thinks it makes him look cool and unique. That's the style these days! Nikabrik: . . . hippy telmarines. . . - Narnia Geek Nikabrik: "Ha! Wait'll the Telmarine Press gets a whiff of this- their 'prince' grows his hair long and plays housekeeping with kitchen knives and a striped pooch!" Caspian: "You'll never leave the room alive!" - Anonymous Here we see Caspian pretending to be on the backfoot, moments before he performs his deadly Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique. - Anonymous Trufflehunter: Put the sword away, Nikabrik, or do I have to sit on your head again? Nikabrik: All right. I will put my sword down. Because this imposter (*ahem* CASPIAN imposter) deservers worse than just death. Caspian: (in a Spanish accent, of course) What are you going to do? Nikabrik: Trufflehunter-bring me the Narnia Canon Keeper manuel and the Purple-and-Pink hotline number, please. Trufflehunter: No, Nikabrik! He's only a boy. Nikabrik: He's an imposter! Caspian: Not in the movie! Trufflehunter: Not Them/ Nikabrik. They'll get fingernail polish on the carpet--and use my pots and pans for looking-glasses. Surely if you just called up the Canon keepers and reported this incident like we're supposed to... Nikabrik: NO! Because no matter how many problems the NCK solves, there's always someone stronger. Caspian: What do you mean? Voice from offstage (the Hag): His worshipful dwarfship speaks rightly. After all, whoever heard of a Mary Sue who /REALLY/ died? - Caspian Caspian: "How could you tie my shoelaces to gether!" Nikeabrike: "Easy you put one string arou..." Caspian:"No,no,why did you?" Nikeabrike:"Oh, Because I needed to make it a even fight. You are too tall for me." - white fox the picture dipicted here is not what one would imagine it to be. but! it is acutally a prehistoric barbar shop, as you one can see,the wax models are quite life like. courtesy of smithsonian instituion. - psel4 "Alright Nickabrick, you win. Your Mother's stew IS better than Trufflehunter's!!" - kk You think that's wise, boy? Crossing swords with a pirate? - Felimath As Nikabrik talks, Caspian stares at the lettuce in his beard - Cori Badger: Nikabrik, must you pretend to swordfight with a cardboard man /again/? - sir forest Caspian: "You know, that bit of broccoli between your teeth is really freaking me out." - Ariel_of_Narnia Nikabrik: "A burgler came in just before you did. Since you're not the burgler, I'll let you live if you can finish the song." Trufflehunter: (singing in a meloncholy tone) "Where have all the staplers gone? What happened to our paper clips?" Caspian: (singing) "The ballpoint pens are gone again. The sharpies all have flattened tips." Nikabrik: "Wait a sec. How'd you know someone stole those things?" Caspian: *gulp* - Ariel_of_Narnia Caspian: You're supposed to be ex-stinked. Nikabrik: Sorry to disappoint you, I don't like soap. - Starbreath Trufflehunter: Caspian, I realize you prefer PCs, and Nikabrik, Macs. But we can figure this out non-violently! - Starbreath So here we've got a dwarf from Lord of the Rings with his Ring of Power, Inigo Montoya from Princess Bride, Mrs. Teapot and Lumier the Candlestick (in the background) from Beauty and the Beast, and army of white ants from who-knows-where, and one seriously freaked out Badger. - Starbreath Trufflehunter suddenly enters the room and Caspian and Nikabrik freeze. Trufflehunter: Did you guys hear some funny wooshing sounds? Nikabrick: *coughs* /lightsaber/ wooshing sounds. - Starbreath Nikabrik: "Do you know what this is?" Caspian: "A carving knife?" Nikabrik: "No. It's a trowel. As long as you refuse to pay us for taking you in to our bed and breakfast, you are going to have to work. Now build my garden a wall!" Trufflehunter: "But you don't even have a garden." Nikabrik: "Well, true, but that doesn't mean I don't want one!" - Luthien Trufflehunter: Release your tensions. Think: I am a saltine cracker. You are hungry. You feel a sudden urge to eat a cracker. You go to your secret stash of crackers. You eat one. Its stale. You feel hungrier. Caspian: What on earth is he talking about? - Drew the Great More Caption Contests |
