Good Idea, Bad Idea

Inspired by the old "Good Idea, Bad Idea" segment of the Animaniacs cartoon show, here's Good Idea, Bad Idea: Narnia-style. Add some of your own.

Good Idea:  Meeting Aslan
Bad Idea: Checking to see if His mane is real.

Good Idea:  Visiting a newly-made world
Bad Idea: Visiting a newly-made world with a witch and your crazy uncle

Good Idea:  Having tea with the Beavers with your siblings there of course.
Bad Idea: Having turkish delight with an unknown stranger-alone.

Good Idea:  Going to Cair Paravel to be crowned as king or queen of Narnia
Bad Idea: Going to the Witch's house because you think you will crowned a prince and later the king of Narnia, but you find out it's all a trick

Good Idea:  Having a party with the presents Father Christmas gave you
Bad Idea: Telling the White Witch that the presents were from Father Christmas

Good Idea:  having a kind (though simple minded) donkey for a friend
Bad Idea: Dressing up the same donkey as aslan and hiding him in a stable and thinking The REAL Aslan won't care

Good Idea:  Listening to stories about Narnia from your nurse
Bad Idea: Telling your estranged uncle about it(when he knows you are the rightful king of Narnia)

Good Idea:  Wanting to send your children somewhere safe during bombing raids.
Bad Idea: Sending your children to a place where they have access to an evil witch, wolves, and talking animals.

Good Idea:  Eating stag
Bad Idea: Eating a TAKLING stag....ewww

Good Idea:  Appeasing the Deep Magic from the Dawn of Time
Bad Idea: Not taking an in-depth course on it

Good Idea:  Wanting to avenge your mother's death
Bad Idea: Falling in love with the serpent - lady who killed her

Good Idea:  killing the bad wolf.
Bad Idea: forgetting to wipe you sword.

Good Idea:  Traveling to the Eastern End of the World
Bad Idea: Traveling to the Eastern End of the World with Eustace Clarence Scrubb

Good Idea:  Running away from giants who intend to turn you into man-pies
Bad Idea: Running away in a bright green dress with a long skirt and a bright red cloak.

Good Idea:  Listening to a Narnian Lullaby
Bad Idea: Listening to a Narnian Lullaby while being hypnotized

Good Idea:  Exploring other worlds through magical pools
Bad Idea: Taking a witch who seeks world domination out of one of those worlds

Good Idea:  Making plans to attack your enemy country
Bad Idea: Making plans with children hiding behind the sofa listening to your every word

Good Idea:  Finding a secret passage.
Bad Idea: Finding a secret passage that leads to your Crazy uncles forbidden room

Good Idea:  Leaving Charn
Bad Idea: Striking Bell First

Good Idea:  call on Aslan, believing him
Bad Idea: call on Tash although you do not believe him

Good Idea:  Acting like Aravis
Bad Idea: Acting like Lasaraleen (I luv her to death, but I wouldnt want to be like her)

Good Idea:  Being friends with a donkey. (Puzzle)
Bad Idea: Being turned into a donkey. (Alas poor Rabadash)

Good Idea:  Going to see Prince Caspian in theatres
Bad Idea: Sitting at home doing nothing

Good Idea:  Seeking help for your army of Old Narnians
Bad Idea: Recruting Nikabrik's friends

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia
Bad Idea: Going to Narnia while Meriz is king.

Good Idea:  coloring Repicheep black/dark brown
Bad Idea: coloring Repicheep white

Good Idea:  Annoying rabadash.
Bad Idea: Annoying rabadash and getting your head chopped off.

Good Idea:  Minding your own business at Experiment House
Bad Idea: Picking on kids that have other-world royalty for friends

Good Idea:  Ignoring your annoying cousin
Bad Idea: Telling him that "Narnia" and "balmier" don't rhyme

Good Idea:  Accepting that "Jesus" is Aslan's other name
Bad Idea: Then still denying that you need Jesus

Good Idea:  Trying to reach Narnia through a wardrobe
Bad Idea: Trying to reach Narnia through a microwave

Good Idea:  Trying to keep your siblings entertained on a rainy day
Bad Idea: Doing that by playing a dictionary game (kinda boring- although now I know how to spell "gastrovascular")

Good Idea:  Naming your firsborn (and only) son
Bad Idea: Naming your firsborn (and only) son Eustace Clarence Scrubb. (even if he does almost deserve it.)

Good Idea:  Read the Horse and His Boy oustside on a nice day
Bad Idea: leaving it there in the rain

Good Idea:  Being friends with reepicheep.
Bad Idea: Swinging him by the tail.

Good Idea:  to belong to Aslan
Bad Idea: to be as silly as uncle Andrew by fooling himself and by doing so make oneself unable to hear the healing words of the son of the great Lion.

Good Idea:  to be generous
Bad Idea: to be selfish and selfdestroing as miss "I AM THE EMPEROR OF CHARN; THE MOST ADORABLE AND IMPORTANT PERSON" -she's the only one thinking that!

Good Idea:  Loving Narnia
Bad Idea: Loving Narnia so much you can't move on to better things. (why sit around and WANT to go to another world when you can GO to another world?)

Good Idea:  The Chronicles of Narnia
Bad Idea: His Dark Materials

Good Idea:  Hope to see again Prince Caspian (the boy who all girls have a crush on)
Bad Idea: See him when he´s an old man!

Good Idea:  Indigo unicorn horns
Bad Idea: Unicorn horns of any other collor

Good Idea:  Talking to Reepicheep.
Bad Idea: Trying to talk to him about traps, toasted cheese, or candles.

Good Idea:  Making the LWW (Disney)
Bad Idea: NOT having any merchandise at Disney World.

Good Idea:  Having a crazy professor as a friend!!!
Bad Idea: Having a crazy professor as a friend :-S

Good Idea:  Being on a boat in the Underground World
Bad Idea: Being on a boat in the Underground World as captives with your captors chanting "Many go down but few return to the sunlit lands."

Good Idea:  Making the CrON as movies
Bad Idea: Making the CrON as movies that are diffrent than the books

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia and getting to play with swords
Bad Idea: Comming back and getting hit in the head with a cricket ball

Good Idea:  Walking through a Narnian wood
Bad Idea: Walking through a Narnian wood and falling out of a wardrobe.

Good Idea:  Going into Narnia
Bad Idea: Going into Narnia and getting kidnapped

Good Idea:  Liking Peter and Caspian
Bad Idea: Not falling in love with them!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Good Idea:  Having Edmund have a line in the beginning of the PC trailer.
Bad Idea: Not having Edmund have a line in the beginning of the PC trailer.

Good Idea:  Look at a picture of a ship with purple sails.
Bad Idea: Look at a picture of a Narnian ship with purple sails and then try to smash the said picture.

Good Idea:  Finding a magical world.
Bad Idea: Teasing your little sister that it's not real and making her cry.

Good Idea:  Having a unicorn as a close friend
Bad Idea: Angering a unicorn so that it rears up...then you have its hoofs and its horn and its teeth to deal with at the same time.

Good Idea:  Listening to the prophecy
Bad Idea: Saying that it "doesn't rhyme"

Good Idea:  Visiting Narnia
Bad Idea: Visiting Narnia with an evil witch

Good Idea:  Meeting a new neighbor.
Bad Idea: Pointing out that he is blubbering.

Good Idea:  Going into a wardrobe to hide
Bad Idea: Going into a wardrobe to hide and shutting the door behind you. - Hannah, age 11

Good Idea:  Watching a dragon from afar. (I love dragons. They're so cool!)
Bad Idea: Going into it's lair (even if it is dead) and thinking dragonish thoughts. Especially if you're wearing Lord Ocsestian's bracelet.

Good Idea:  Playing a joke
Bad Idea: Playing a joke on Reepicheep

Good Idea:  Catching fish for dinner in Narnia
Bad Idea: Using your little brother's hat as a basket for said fish (it must have smelled very nasty afterwards)

Good Idea:  Admiring/loving Peter and Caspian because of their personalities (their good looks are a very large bonus)
Bad Idea: Becoming a fangirl who can't spell 'the' or 'love' correctly to save your life.

Good Idea:  Riding across the desert
Bad Idea: Riding across the desert in bare feet

Good Idea:  Running away
Bad Idea: Running away with a bossy talking horse who looks down his horsie nose at you because you can't ride (Oh, well, I suppose it was for the best)

Good Idea:  Owning a sword
Bad Idea: using the sword on the kids at school

Good Idea:  Going into a magical world with your brothers and your sister
Bad Idea: Going into a magical world with your brothers and sister which include your sister who thinks she is always right, your brother which wants to send you back to the boring world, and last but not least, your brother who is going to betray you for sweets.

Good Idea:  Knowing and trying to do as he does.
Bad Idea: Let the White Witch sacrifice you on the Stone Table.

Good Idea:  Knowing a lot of proverbs
Bad Idea: Getting kicked in the rear because you quote them all the time

Good Idea:  Making fun of rabadash.
Bad Idea: making fun of Rabadash when he is behind you, or in front of you!

Good Idea:  Having a Crush on caspian.
Bad Idea: Getting jeliose cuz Ramandu's daughter got him first

Good Idea:  having a crush on Cor or Corin.
Bad Idea: Having a crush on ahosta. or how ever you spell it. that guy that was gonna marry aravis. but having a crush on that guy... thats just scary!

Good Idea:  Thinking that Caspian is handsom
Bad Idea: Thinking that king Miraz is handsom. scary.....

Good Idea:  Thinking that Corin is Handsom.
Bad Idea: Thinking that rabadash is handsom. *shudders*

Good Idea:  Thinking that Cor is Handsom.
Bad Idea: Thinking that the tisroc is handsom

Good Idea:  Thinking that Shasta is handsom
Bad Idea: Thinking that Arsheesh is Handsom

Good Idea:  I have a lord of the rings one: good Idea: Meeting an elf
Bad Idea: meeting an orc.

Good Idea:  Writing Narnia fanfiction.
Bad Idea: Writing Mary Sues.

Good Idea:  Getting into Narnia, and sailing on the Dawn Treader
Bad Idea: While doing these things, blabbing on and on about the British Counsel (Ahem... Eustace)~ Unicorn Girl

Good Idea:  Finding out you have a long-lost twin brother.
Bad Idea: Impersonating the above long-lost twin brother and almost leaving him behind.

Good Idea:  Sit down at your computor and say "I want to write something for the "good idea, bad idea" list"
Bad Idea: Sit there for half an hour not knowing what to write

Good Idea:  Being friends with Reepicheep
Bad Idea: Swinging him around by the tail.............dude, not cool!

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia with your friend.
Bad Idea: Pushing him off the edge of a cliff upon arrival.

Good Idea:  Getting a drink from a stream
Bad Idea: Getting a drink from a stream that turns everything into gold

Good Idea:  feeding a centaur
Bad Idea: feeding a centaur only half of its meal. ( centaurs have 2 stomachs, human and horse)

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia having read the right books (Lucy and Edmund)
Bad Idea: Going to Narnia having read books about taxes, imports, exports, and excercising. (Ahem, Eustace...)

Good Idea:  Having a flask of the juice of fireberries from the Sun
Bad Idea: Trying to go to the Sun to get one~ Irisflower

Good Idea:  Watching The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Bad Idea: Watching Epic Movie

Good Idea:  Being afraid of rats
Bad Idea: Calling Reepicheep and kin rats

Good Idea:  Writing a "Good Idea, Bad Idea" for TheLionsCall.com
Bad Idea: Writing a "Good Idea, Bad Idea" for TheLionsCall.com and putting in thousands of ones about thinking characters are handsome.

Good Idea:  Reading the Chronicles and loving them
Bad Idea: Becoming so much a scholar of them that whenever anyone says something pertaining to the awful bugs, you reply, "As said by Eustace Scrubb, 'It looks like a giant insect to me'...

Good Idea:  Play in the backyard.
Bad Idea: Climbing through the rafter of your house to explore.

Good Idea:  meeting Aslan
Bad Idea: throwing a lamp post at him (ahem, Jadis...)

Good Idea:  Going through the deep closets that stretch back under the eaves in your great-aunt's really old house hoping to find Narnia
Bad Idea: Letting the grown-ups know you were groping around in all the closets

Good Idea:  Trying to get to Narnia by jumping in to a magic painting
Bad Idea: Trying to get to Narnia by jumping in to a normal painting (OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW)

Good Idea:  Smelling the Narnian Air
Bad Idea: Smelling the Narnian air and sighing in the White Witch's court.

Good Idea:  Riding a horse.
Bad Idea: Riding a Talking Horse! ~ Princes Gracpian

Good Idea:  Falling as a bolt of Tash from above.
Bad Idea: Getting caught on a hook halfway.

Good Idea:  Reading books by C.S.Lewis
Bad Idea: Reading books by C.S.Lewis and skipping the whole book so you can eat dinner.

Good Idea:  Wathing Narnia LWW
Bad Idea: Watching Narnia LWW with noisy people with you. (Scary and Annoying!!!!)

Good Idea:  Naming your fish Drinian.
Bad Idea: Calling him Drin Drin, or Drainian

Good Idea:  Repeating the Four Signs
Bad Idea: Repeating the Four Signs out of order

Good Idea:  Being the Tisroc.
Bad Idea: Having to hear "may-he-live-forever" everytime your name is said--Kale Allerion.

Good Idea:  Playing Narnia with your siblings using plastic swords.
Bad Idea: Playing Narnia with your siblings using REAL swords. That's just scary.-

Good Idea:  Looking for Prince Rillin
Bad Idea: meeting giants on the way

Good Idea:  Riding a sled (what fun!)
Bad Idea: Riding a sled with a witch (not so fun!)

Good Idea:  Have a splash fight in a river.
Bad Idea: Take a towel off a tree (what's behind the towel, eh?)

Good Idea:  playing hide-and-seek with your siblings
Bad Idea: playing hide-and-seek in a house with furniture that leads to other worlds

Good Idea:  Running into a wardrobe and into a beautiful snowy wood with a lamppost in the middle of it.
Bad Idea: Running into the wardrobe and into a wall (the wall always wins). -Clodsley Shovel

Good Idea:  Make friends with the leader of the talking mice
Bad Idea: Swinging said leader around by his tail

Good Idea:  Having lunch in London
Bad Idea: Having lunch in London with the Queen of Charn who's bent on taking over Earth

Good Idea:  Ruling Narnia for 15 years and growing up.
Bad Idea: Returning to England and having to grow up all over again.

Good Idea:  Staying at the proffesors house
Bad Idea: Staying at your cousins house

Good Idea:  Traveling through Tashbaan to escape to Narnia
Bad Idea: Getting caught by Lasaraleen while you're at it!

Good Idea:  (if you're Eustis) looking at what you think is a wretched picture with your cousins that your are planing on making their lives miserable
Bad Idea: watching it too much so the waves become real and you are wisked away to a place with no civilized culture

Good Idea:  Falling into Narnia through a magic wardrobe
Bad Idea: Running into the back of a regular wardrobe

Good Idea:  Fearing Aslan mildly
Bad Idea: Pretending you can't hear Him speak :-O by nut4narnia95

Good Idea:  Visiting the bulgy bears.
Bad Idea: Excepting honey from them.

Good Idea:  Marrying Peter.
Bad Idea: Marrying Rabadash. ~ Lucy Pevensie ~

Good Idea:  Loving Prince Corin
Bad Idea: Wanting to marry him. HE IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!!!!!!

Good Idea:  Saying that Corin Caspian Cor Tirian Peter Edmond and Rillian are handsom!
Bad Idea: Saying that Corin Caspian Cor Tirian Peter Edmond and Rillian are not handsom!

Good Idea:  Putting a special item under your bed and putting up a sign that says "UNDER ME".
Bad Idea: Engraving "Under me" into the wall.

Good Idea:  Putting a special item under your bed and putting up a sign that says "UNDER ME".
Bad Idea: Engraving "Under me" into the wall.

Good Idea:  Being nice to all cats you meet.
Bad Idea: Telling them about throwing rocks at mangey old strays. (You never know which one's Aslan)

Good Idea:  Eating tasty enchanted Turkish Delight.
Bad Idea: Betraying your siblings only to be tortured and nearly killed by a evil Witch - Carrie

Good Idea:  LIKEING NARNIA(it is so good)~Nat/PC
Bad Idea: liking harry potter it is so BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD

Good Idea:  Meeting a centaur
Bad Idea: Inviting said centaur round for breakfast

Good Idea:  Being the governer of an independent island
Bad Idea: Being the impudent governor of an island that is not independent and pretends that it is, and giving lip to the TRUE king of Narnia, who is quite capable of killing you.

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia with your sister
Bad Idea: Lying about it to your older siblings ~annathegentle

Good Idea:  Accepting a Prince's hand in marriage
Bad Idea: Accepting Prince Rabadash's hand in marriage *gasp* (Especially if you're a Queen of Narnia) ~annathegentle

Good Idea:  Trying to save Edmund by following him to the Witch's house
Bad Idea: Shouting his name out loud (tsk tsk.. Peter...) ~annathegentle

Good Idea:  Leaving charn
Bad Idea: Bringing jadis with you

Good Idea:  Listening to 'The Chronicles of Narnia' on tape so your younger siblings can hear.
Bad Idea: Listening to an abridged version that cuts out all the good parts!

Good Idea:  Trying to swim up a waterfall in in the REAL Narnia.
Bad Idea: Trying to swim up a waterfall in OUR world.

Good Idea:  Wearing Uncle Andrew's green and yellow rings (if you end up somewhere dangerous you can always go back).
Bad Idea: Wearing the One Ring--Kale Allerion

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia
Bad Idea: Leaving your new torch behind

Good Idea:  Making friends
Bad Idea: Making friends with a bunch of kids who don't like Narnia at all excpt for one of them who only likes HHB, so you can never ever talk about Narnia with them except when you are talking to yourself, which you do frequently. (Woe is me, woe is me!)

Good Idea:  Drinking real, good, Narnian wine
Bad Idea: Drinking vodka (which is disgusting and burns your throat).

Good Idea:  finding a scientific manner in which CON /could/ possibly be true stories (Quantum Physics and parallel universes. It's a beautiful thing).
Bad Idea: Telling someone NOT Narniafreak what you are doing so ardently.

Good Idea:  Wearing a "girls coat"
Bad Idea: Not wearing a "girls coat" and freezing

Good Idea:  Listening to your older wiser brother
Bad Idea: Not listening to your older wiser brother and almost dying... (Edmund)

Good Idea:  taking a nap
Bad Idea: taking a nap in the WW's home

Good Idea:  seeing a centaur
Bad Idea: asking it if you can ride on its back

Good Idea:  Jumping in puddles
Bad Idea: Realizing you forgot your rings at home -ElvenWind

Good Idea:  Bothering snape. (bother bother bother bother) (I know not a narnia charicter)
Bad Idea: Bothering Rabadash or the white witch or Jadis or Uncle Andrew or Miraz. (Bother bother bother *gets killed*)

Good Idea:  Learning to ride, with a talking horse teaching you
Bad Idea: Learning to ride, with a talking horse teaching you, while on the run from both your owner

Good Idea:  saying narnia is awesome
Bad Idea: Saying that Harry Potter is BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

Good Idea:  Saving a prince who falls off his horse outside your home
Bad Idea: Suggesting to kill him (when he is awake and can hear every word you're saying!!!)

Good Idea:  reading the narnia books
Bad Idea: trying to read them all in one sitting

Good Idea:  Believing in Narnia
Bad Idea: Believing in Narnia, then stopping to believe in Narnia

Good Idea:  drink rum
Bad Idea: burn the rum

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia
Bad Idea: Running into the Lampost

Good Idea:  Wanting to go back to Narnia
Bad Idea: Getting there... and dragging your ultra-annoying cousin with you

Good Idea:  Crossing a melting river as quickly as possible
Bad Idea: Stopping to "think about this for a minute"

Good Idea:  Reading multiple books by and pertaining to C.S. Lewis
Bad Idea: Reading mulitple books about the history of lint

Good Idea:  Visiting Mr. and Mrs. Beaver
Bad Idea: Being there on bath day

Good Idea:  Running away from the wolves attacking your house.
Bad Idea: Running away from the wolves attacking your house and taking the time out to pack jam to take with you.

Good Idea:  Think about Narnia lots
Bad Idea: think about Narnia so much you mess up on your big math test

Good Idea:  Getting fresh air outside
Bad Idea: Getting fresh air outside while playing baseball and hitting the ball through a stained glass window and then getting caught by Mrs. Macready and then hiding in a wardrobe.

Good Idea:  Fighting victoriously against the White Witch
Bad Idea: Getting badly wounded and being left lying in the grass to be saved by your little sister that you were "harmlessly" joking around with about her magical world. At least if anyone asks, you have the scar to prove it. That is, until your sister saves you.

Good Idea:  Running away from an arranged marraige.
Bad Idea: Trying to kill yourself after learning of said marraige. (Aravis...)

Good Idea:  Talking about the Pevensies playing a sport.
Bad Idea: Talking about the Pevensies playing a sport they didn't actually play. They were playing cricket, not baseball!

Good Idea:  the prince caspian movie being led by the book
Bad Idea: having Caspian and Susan have a romance. (what silly idea is that??)

Good Idea:  not using blood in the battle scenes
Bad Idea: makeing it utterly obvious

Good Idea:  stoping invadors from taking over Archenland and Narnia
Bad Idea: listening to plans of a tisroc i(n a room where death is the penalty for hearing the plans)

Good Idea:  going across the dessert with two talking horses and a young Tarkeena
Bad Idea: going across the dessert alone, with as many mellons as you can carry

Good Idea:  getting to Narnia by going towards the Double Peak of Mount Pire
Bad Idea: getting to Narnia by going towards the Great Oasis

Good Idea:  Listening to the signs
Bad Idea: Forgeting the signs

Good Idea:  test
Bad Idea: test

Good Idea:  His Dark Materials (Yes, I LIKE it! It has a touching ending that you would have to be heartless not to like)
Bad Idea: Well, I hadn't really thought it out this far.

Good Idea:  Liking Chronicles of Narnia
Bad Idea: Saying His Dark Materials are Satanic (Or however it's spelled)

Good Idea:  Reading Narnia
Bad Idea: Reading His Dark Materials (becuase it is Satanic)

Good Idea:  Caspian and Ramandu's Daughter
Bad Idea: Caspian and Susan

Good Idea:  writing fantasy stories
Bad Idea: copying Narnia

Good Idea:  liking music.
Bad Idea: not leaving the room when a lady dressed in green plays hypnotizing musc while telling you that Aslan is not real. (J. Chamblee wrote this)

Good Idea:  Liking Chronicles of Narnia
Bad Idea: Saying His Dark Materials are Satanic (Or however it's spelled)

Good Idea:  Listening to adults
Bad Idea: Listening to crazy uncles, tisrocs, princes that turn into donkeys.... need I say more?

Good Idea:  Trying to get to Narnia by going into a wardrobe or opening a door
Bad Idea: Trying to get into Narnia by getting into a train wreck

Good Idea:  Going to a a new world
Bad Idea: Taking your crazy uncle with you

Good Idea:  Entering a magical land while being chased by bullys
Bad Idea: Coming back at the exact moment you left

Good Idea:  Posting about Narnian stuff
Bad Idea: Posting about His Dark Materials stuff (Hello...Narnia fansite!!!???)

Good Idea:  lisining to Aslan
Bad Idea: eating sweets

Good Idea:  traveling to the end of the world
Bad Idea: traveling through blackness to get there

Good Idea:  Playing with your new friend in Narnia (Jill and Eustace)
Bad Idea: Falling off a cliff. Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ~ olivia

Good Idea:  Caspian and Susan couple
Bad Idea: Caspian and the other girl (not sure who)

Good Idea:  Caspian and RAMANDU'S DAUGHTER (that's the other girl) ^
Bad Idea: Caspian and Susan

Good Idea:  wanting to kill the white witch:)
Bad Idea: getting turned into stone because you tried to kill the white witch

Good Idea:  Eating toffee
Bad Idea: Buring the wrapper to see if it grows into a tree--ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN

Good Idea:  jumping into a puddle that lead to another world
Bad Idea: gettin your clothes and foot wear wet in doing so

Good Idea:  Hiding in a wardrobe and falling into a magical world with your skeptical siblings.
Bad Idea: Having to accidentally break the nice old man's window to get them there.

Good Idea:  Plugging your ears when Aslan roars
Bad Idea: Not plugging your ears when Aslan roars and going deaf

Good Idea:  Having the Disney Narnia movies follow the books
Bad Idea: not doing that

Good Idea:  Making the Prince Caspian movie.
Bad Idea: Casting a 26 year old to play a 16 year old who's supposed to be 13. (I don't care if he's hot.)

Good Idea:  artistic lisence
Bad Idea: being so "artisic" that you make a Susan/Caspian relationship in the movie

Good Idea:  Caspin/Susan in a fanfic.
Bad Idea: Caspin/Susan in a movie.

Good Idea:  Making a Prince Caspian movie
Bad Idea: Susan x Caspian

Good Idea:  telling your siblings that there is a land in the wardrobe.
Bad Idea: telling your siblings that there is a football field in the cabinet/pantry

Good Idea:  Listening to the narnia soundtrack.
Bad Idea: Listening to the narnia soundtrack and afterwards, making your own versions of the songs.

Good Idea:  Just watching a waterfall.
Bad Idea: Going after a lion skin floating around near the waterfall.

Good Idea:  Listning to the Narnia Soundtrack over and over agian.
Bad Idea: Listning to the Soundtrack over and over agian when your Mom's around.(She'll tire of it long before you do!)

Good Idea:  finding the message behind the chronicles of narnia
Bad Idea: not believing the messsage

Good Idea:  Reading Pendragon, and wondering that, if there are ten Territories, and Narnia isn't one of them, what does that say about MacHale's knowlage?
Bad Idea: Writing to said author, questioning his knowlage, and mental capacity. Trust me: He doesn't like it.

Good Idea:  Going into a wardrobe
Bad Idea: Going into a wardrobe; only not to find that there is a magial land at the end of it, but walking in it until you find the back... and fall on the floor!!

Good Idea:  being in narnia
Bad Idea: staying at home

Good Idea:  reading this
Bad Idea: not reading this

Good Idea:  visiting the Narnian and Archenlandish Nobles.
Bad Idea: being arrogant and rude, making threats and *gasp* making faces at Aslan.

Good Idea:  posting something (the funnier the better!)
Bad Idea: posting something that someone already posted.

Good Idea:  calling your uncle his last name(of course)
Bad Idea: calling your uncle king miraz

Good Idea:  Kissing Caspian
Bad Idea: Kissing Caspian in front of Susan and Ramandu's daughter

Good Idea:  talking to a marshwiggle(Puddleglum)
Bad Idea: taking a marshwiggle along with you underground to save a lost prince, and the marshwiggle always is a wet blanket (especially with weather)

Good Idea:  Making sure you tell Miraz you're KING
Bad Idea: Blabbing about just being king, and that Peter is the HIGH king( shut up Ed) to said Miraz (in the movie) ~LucyWannabe

Good Idea:  Making a Prince Caspian movie
Bad Idea: Adding in a Susan/Caspian romance to said movie ( dude, NOT COOL!!!!!) ~ LucyWannabe

Good Idea:  shasta drinking grape juice
Bad Idea: shasta drinking white wine

Good Idea:  calling Reepicheep brave and powerful
Bad Idea: calling mice silly and sentimental in front of one.

Good Idea:  having a hidden exit in the back of your closet
Bad Idea: having a tiny closet with no hidden exit

Good Idea:  making a wardrobe out of a narnian tree (on earth, of course)
Bad Idea: making firewood out of narnian wood and selling it to the calormenes

Good Idea:  Kissing Caspian (hahaha great idea if your a girl! not a creepy fangirl though)
Bad Idea: Kissing Caspian in front of your brothers and about 150 other people who realize their leader likes someone 1300 years older them (whew talk about age difference)

Good Idea:  Kissing Caspian (hahaha great idea if your a girl! not a creepy fangirl though)
Bad Idea: Kissing Caspian in front of your brothers and about 150 other people who realize their leader likes someone 1300 years older them (whew talk about age difference)

Good Idea:  Understanding that you should let Caspian save his first kiss for someone who has a chance of merring him.
Bad Idea: Not doing that.

Good Idea:  Blonde Caspian
Bad Idea: Brunette Caspian

Good Idea:  Seeing Prince Caspian
Bad Idea: Falling in love with Ben Barnes

Good Idea:  useing the hilt of your sword
Bad Idea: not useing the hilt of your sword (ahem BBC peter why wack miraz with the hilt)

Good Idea:  Admiring Reepicheep's tail.
Bad Idea: Pulling Reepicheep's tail.

Good Idea:  Hug a stone lion and take picture.
Bad Idea: Hug a wild wolf you think is stone.

Good Idea:  Going to a Giant's Feast in Frell.
Bad Idea: Going to a Giant's Feast in Ettinsmoor.

Good Idea:  shooting a wild bear
Bad Idea: shooting a talking bear

Good Idea:  Taking a bath after a hike.
Bad Idea: Taking a bath on Death Water Isle.

Good Idea:  Being realistic
Bad Idea: Being realistic when your crossing a thawing river and their is a crazy witch and her pet wolves after you

Good Idea:  Trying to save your brother
Bad Idea: Teasing your sister earlier about a land she "made up" which turns out to be real and said sister the one who has the power to save your life

Good Idea:  Having a really good "Good idea/Bad idea"
Bad Idea: Forgetting it

Good Idea:  Having a really good "Good idea/Bad idea"
Bad Idea: Forgetting it

Good Idea:  Going to a magical world
Bad Idea: PIcking up an evil witch hitchiker trying to conquer your world

Good Idea:  CaspianxSusan/(or)Ramandu's daughter shippers living in peace
Bad Idea: Fighting beacuse of one person's (emphasize "One Person") idea that people either love or hate

Good Idea:  Saving the heir to the throne from an evil witch
Bad Idea: Forgeting to write down the signs that are meant to help you

Good Idea:  Going to narnia
Bad Idea: Forgetting about narnia. (ahem Susan)

Good Idea:  Finding this site
Bad Idea: completely forgetting to tell your NARNIA FREAK of a friend until 2 years after you 'discover it'! (and i don't CARE if we live in oppisite sides of the country!)

Good Idea:  Kissing young caspian
Bad Idea: KIssing old Caspian

Good Idea:  Kissing young caspian
Bad Idea: KIssing old Caspian

Good Idea:  Blowing Susan's horn
Bad Idea: Blowing Trumpkin's ear trumpet

Good Idea:  Falling in love with a girl your age.
Bad Idea: Turning around and marrying another girl in the next book! Boo, Caspian+Susan romance!!!

Good Idea:  Becoming king or queen of Narnia
Bad Idea: Totally forgetting that you were a ruler

Good Idea:  Loving a boy who ran away from his uncle
Bad Idea: Loving a boy who's married to a star's daughter

Good Idea:  eating at Aslans table
Bad Idea: eating at Aslans table then falling into an enchanted sleep after fighting

Good Idea:  killing your enemy in place of a little boy
Bad Idea: forgetting to reading the fine print (that one little thing about sacrifice)

Good Idea:  having an entertaining "good idea/bad idea"
Bad Idea: having it grammatically incorrect (read not reading [don't worry it's mine])

Good Idea:  growing up as royalty in a magical land
Bad Idea: going back to our world and go through puberty all over again

Good Idea:  Going down into underland to search for a lost prince
Bad Idea: Ending up as man pie or not taking head of the warnings of underlanders

Good Idea:  going with the flow so long as it's not demonic
Bad Idea: throwing a fit over the susan/caspian thing

Good Idea:  using yellow and green rings to enter another world
Bad Idea: using them if your color blind

Good Idea:  Turning the Chronicals of Narnia into a film
Bad Idea: Adding or taking bits away even though the books are fine on their own

Good Idea:  Making PC into a great flim!
Bad Idea: taking out two of my favorite parts (Gweldolen Aslan thing/susan trumpink achrary thing) Boo!

Good Idea:  Making a point on this thing
Bad Idea: Misspelling trumpkin as turmpink! Sorry for that everyone...

Good Idea:  Making the Narnia films
Bad Idea: Angering the fans on here.

Good Idea:  Casting Prince Caspian
Bad Idea: Casting a 26 year old as prince Caspian

Good Idea:  Expecting that Disney got "Caspian" about right. (Read da darn book)
Bad Idea: Whinning cuz Caspian's not 8 years old and blond!

Good Idea:  Lucy and Edmund being your favorite characters.
Bad Idea: Putting Lucy/Edmund things in YouTube Videos(this is for you Lucy and Edmund fans) ~LuEdLuvr

Good Idea:  Breaking out of the Witch's castle
Bad Idea: Getting thirsty and licking her throne on the way out

Good Idea:  having a bit of imagination and enjoying Edmund/Lucy vids (My faves are "The call" and "All at once")
Bad Idea: Being a picky person and saying that youtube Edmund/Lucy vids are a bad idea

Good Idea:  Living in Narnia
Bad Idea: Living in Calormene

Good Idea:  Reading about talking trees
Bad Idea: Trying to talk to trees (crazily)

Good Idea:  Following a talking Beaver
Bad Idea: Trying to attract hims with noises and hand gestures

Good Idea:  being a narnian talking horse
Bad Idea: being a narnian talking horse in calormen ~ Destrier

Good Idea:  watching a Narnia movie
Bad Idea: watching the golden compass (sorry if this offends anyone)

Good Idea:  Becoming friends with a talking tree
Bad Idea: Cutting said tree down

Good Idea:  thowing rotten tomatos at the guy that wrote the golden compass cuz he dissed C.S Lewis
Bad Idea: Going back in time and throwing things at C.S. Lewis. (only a jerk would do that!)

Good Idea:  Thinking about doing the above "Good idea"
Bad Idea: Really doing it.( Most Narnians would want to,but think of all the rules of honor that would brake)

Good Idea:  calling aslan
Bad Idea: calling tash

Good Idea:  after falling into a picture kicking off your shoes
Bad Idea: after falling into a picture grabbing the person nearest you (which is usually lucy)

Good Idea:  meeting prince caspian
Bad Idea: kidnapping prince caspian

Good Idea:  looking at the fireberry brought for ramandu
Bad Idea: eating the fireberry

Good Idea:  putting stuff on the nitpick list
Bad Idea: turning it in to a chat room ( please help kristi ) ~ Destrier

Good Idea:  Listening to each others ideas :(
Bad Idea: going your own way and then haveing trouble! :)

Good Idea:  Asking Kristi for help cleaning up the Nitpicker list.
Bad Idea: Calling the Kettle black,Destrier~ You were a "charter member" of the Nitpicker chat I do belive!

Good Idea:  loveing narnia
Bad Idea: not being able to get there :( {sob-sob} ~ Destrier

Good Idea:  having a uncle
Bad Idea: having miraz the usurper for a uncle ~ Destrier

Good Idea:  having a aunt
Bad Idea: having prunaprismia for a aunt if she's the wife of miraz the stupid 'er' usurper ~ Destrier

Good Idea:  calling miraz miraz the stupid
Bad Idea: doing that to his face ~ Destrier

Good Idea:  Being a Telmarine lord
Bad Idea: Having a name like Supespian

Good Idea:  Having a good idea/bad idea involving a Telmarine Lord
Bad Idea: Mis-spelling Sopespian

Good Idea:  tell the truth to your siblings that you did go to another world (to follow your sister)
Bad Idea: lied to your siblings that you didn't go to another world with (or to follow) your sister which you actually did and saying 'kids don't know when to stop pretending' when you're the one that's actually pretending -___-"

Good Idea:  Good Idea: calling miraz, miraz the stupid
Bad Idea: Better idea: calling miraz, miraz the stupid-er usurper ~ Destrier

Good Idea:  Breaking caspian's 2nd best sword
Bad Idea: breaking caspian's best sword

Good Idea:  puting on a good idea bad idea
Bad Idea: puting on one thae dosn't make sence ( how is brakeing caspian's 2nd best sword a GOOD idea) ~ Destrier

Good Idea:  Breaking Caspian's 2nd best sword as you try to defend the ship from a sea serpent
Bad Idea: Getting eaten by a sea serpent

Good Idea:  pushing the sea serpent of your ship
Bad Idea: Breaking Caspian's 2nd best sword as you try to defend the ship from a sea serpent ~ Destrier

Good Idea:  Getting a horse and racing to Cair Paravel
Bad Idea: Do so only to start a war with the high king and kidnapp his sister

Good Idea:  Riding a talking horse (in times of need only)
Bad Idea: grabing the reins or his mane when he told you not to

Good Idea:  Going to narnia
Bad Idea: Going to narnia and screaming "I'm a human!" at the top of your lungs

Good Idea:  runing from the wolfs that work for the witch.
Bad Idea: Petting said wolfs and going "Nice Doggie"

Good Idea:  going to a feast at cair paravel.
Bad Idea: shoving people at said feast out of the way because you want to meet the Pevensies

Good Idea:  writting disney a deatailed letter one why they should put the PC DVD out sooner
Bad Idea: standing outside disney's headquarters screaming "Free Reepicheep!" at the top of your lungs

Good Idea:  day dreaming about narnia
Bad Idea: day dreaming about narnia while waiting in line at a pizza shop while people want to to hurry up and order

Good Idea:  sneaking off to see narnia in the theaters
Bad Idea: Getting caught by your parents

Good Idea:  doing a good idea bad idea
Bad Idea: doing one that is anti parents ~ Destrier

Good Idea:  doing a good idea bad idea about the high king peter ( my he live forever )
Bad Idea: blameing him for something he did not do that was LUCY who yelled edmund's name out loud ~ Destrier

Good Idea:  being creative and useing "( may he live forever )" after "the high king peter"
Bad Idea: spelling it rong it's may not my SORRY ~ Destrier

Good Idea:  wanting to go hiking (high king)
Bad Idea: wanting to take out the trash therfore going to trashcan (tashban calorman) ~ Destirer

Good Idea:  sideing with the high king peter (may he live forever)
Bad Idea: sideing with rabadash and the calormans that sided with him (may they die SOON) at the atack at anverd (DUH) ~ Destirer

Good Idea:  Fighting giants on the Northen Border
Bad Idea: Fighting Narnians

Good Idea:  being non anti-parent
Bad Idea: Assuming someone is anit-parent just cuz they confessed to getting busted for seeing narnia. And they didn't get in THAT MUCH trouble.

Good Idea:  looking for a time machine to make PC come out on DVD sooner and VDT come to theaters sooner.
Bad Idea: Shaking your fist at the caladener cuz it's not being helpful

Good Idea:  Saying "The Tisroc,may he die soon" behind his back
Bad Idea: Doing so to his face.(exicution anyone?)

Good Idea:  Listning to your parents and not getting busted
Bad Idea: getting busted

Good Idea:  fighting for aslan
Bad Idea: fighting for aslan but not knowing how

Good Idea:  Putting stuff on this list.
Bad Idea: putting stuff that has NOTHING to do with narnia on this list!

Good Idea:  sending your kids to a safe place
Bad Idea: sending your kids to a place that there going to get involved in war

Good Idea:  Fighting for the honour of Narnia
Bad Idea: Going crazy and killing Calormens instead of waiting for reinforcements (Trinian)

Good Idea:  Do what Aslan tells you.
Bad Idea: Going to an unknown giant's palace.

Good Idea:  Making funny light hearted narnia jokes
Bad Idea: Making narnia jokes to humorless people who blink at you and go "huh?"

Good Idea:  Making funny light hearted narnia jokes
Bad Idea: doing it in the rong place (poor ~ Destirer) ~ Hwin2008

Good Idea:  asking who trinian is and saying thank you to ~ Hwin2008
Bad Idea: not doing ehter ~ Destirer

Good Idea:  ahem, I don't mean to um turn this into a chat but I just wanted to say that "Destirer" didn't say that about the
Bad Idea: Light hearted narnia Jokes, "Lucy" did. Sorry but I just wanted to point that out to Hwin2008

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia and becoming a queen.
Bad Idea: Coming back and thinking lipsticks, nylons, and invitations are more important. -FF

Good Idea:  Listening to Lucy when she says she saw Aslan
Bad Idea: Dismissing Lucy's vision as imaginary or false

Good Idea:  Taking a torch to Narnia
Bad Idea: Leaving said torch in Narnia

Good Idea:  Asking for (and getting) a really really big Prince Caspian poster at your local Cinema
Bad Idea: Stalking Ben Barnes :)


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