Good Idea, Bad Idea

Inspired by the old "Good Idea, Bad Idea" segment of the Animaniacs cartoon show, here's Good Idea, Bad Idea: Narnia-style. Add some of your own.

Good Idea:  Meeting Aslan
Bad Idea: Checking to see if His mane is real.

Good Idea:  Visiting a newly-made world
Bad Idea: Visiting a newly-made world with a witch and your crazy uncle

Good Idea:  Having tea with the Beavers with your siblings there of course.
Bad Idea: Having turkish delight with an unknown stranger-alone.

Good Idea:  Going to Cair Paravel to be crowned as king or queen of Narnia
Bad Idea: Going to the Witch's house because you think you will crowned a prince and later the king of Narnia, but you find out it's all a trick

Good Idea:  Having a party with the presents Father Christmas gave you
Bad Idea: Telling the White Witch that the presents were from Father Christmas

Good Idea:  having a kind (though simple minded) donkey for a friend
Bad Idea: Dressing up the same donkey as aslan and hiding him in a stable and thinking The REAL Aslan won't care

Good Idea:  Listening to stories about Narnia from your nurse
Bad Idea: Telling your estranged uncle about it(when he knows you are the rightful king of Narnia)

Good Idea:  Wanting to send your children somewhere safe during bombing raids.
Bad Idea: Sending your children to a place where they have access to an evil witch, wolves, and talking animals.

Good Idea:  Eating stag
Bad Idea: Eating a TAKLING stag....ewww

Good Idea:  Appeasing the Deep Magic from the Dawn of Time
Bad Idea: Not taking an in-depth course on it

Good Idea:  Wanting to avenge your mother's death
Bad Idea: Falling in love with the serpent - lady who killed her

Good Idea:  killing the bad wolf.
Bad Idea: forgetting to wipe you sword.

Good Idea:  Traveling to the Eastern End of the World
Bad Idea: Traveling to the Eastern End of the World with Eustace Clarence Scrubb

Good Idea:  Running away from giants who intend to turn you into man-pies
Bad Idea: Running away in a bright green dress with a long skirt and a bright red cloak.

Good Idea:  Exploring other worlds through magical pools
Bad Idea: Taking a witch who seeks world domination out of one of those worlds

Good Idea:  Making plans to attack your enemy country
Bad Idea: Making plans with children hiding behind the sofa listening to your every word

Good Idea:  Finding a secret passage.
Bad Idea: Finding a secret passage that leads to your Crazy uncles forbidden room

Good Idea:  Leaving Charn
Bad Idea: Striking Bell First

Good Idea:  call on Aslan, believing him
Bad Idea: call on Tash although you do not believe him

Good Idea:  Acting like Aravis
Bad Idea: Acting like Lasaraleen (I luv her to death, but I wouldnt want to be like her)

Good Idea:  Being friends with a donkey. (Puzzle)
Bad Idea: Being turned into a donkey. (Alas poor Rabadash)

Good Idea:  Seeking help for your army of Old Narnians
Bad Idea: Recruting Nikabrik's friends

Good Idea:  Going to meet Aslan
Bad Idea: Running away with the Witch

Good Idea:  beeing friends with Reepicheep
Bad Idea: fighting with Reepicheep

Good Idea:  Drinking deeply of the water from the Last Sea
Bad Idea: Telling your crew about the little people in the Last Sea

Good Idea:  Being a guest on the Dawn Treader and respecting everyone
Bad Idea: Being a guest on the Dawn Treader and the first thing you do is pull a mouse's tail

Good Idea:  Minding your own business at Experiment House
Bad Idea: Picking on kids that have other-world royalty for friends

Good Idea:  Ignoring your annoying cousin
Bad Idea: Telling him that "Narnia" and "balmier" don't rhyme

Good Idea:  Accepting that "Jesus" is Aslan's other name
Bad Idea: Then still denying that you need Jesus

Good Idea:  Trying to reach Narnia through a wardrobe
Bad Idea: Trying to reach Narnia through a microwave

Good Idea:  Naming your firsborn (and only) son
Bad Idea: Naming your firsborn (and only) son Eustace Clarence Scrubb. (even if he does almost deserve it.)

Good Idea:  Read the Horse and His Boy oustside on a nice day
Bad Idea: leaving it there in the rain

Good Idea:  to belong to Aslan
Bad Idea: to be as silly as uncle Andrew by fooling himself and by doing so make oneself unable to hear the healing words of the son of the great Lion.

Good Idea:  Indigo unicorn horns
Bad Idea: Unicorn horns of any other collor

Good Idea:  Talking to Reepicheep.
Bad Idea: Trying to talk to him about traps, toasted cheese, or candles.

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia and getting to play with swords
Bad Idea: Comming back and getting hit in the head with a cricket ball

Good Idea:  Walking through a Narnian wood
Bad Idea: Walking through a Narnian wood and falling out of a wardrobe.

Good Idea:  Going into Narnia
Bad Idea: Going into Narnia and getting kidnapped

Good Idea:  Look at a picture of a ship with purple sails.
Bad Idea: Look at a picture of a Narnian ship with purple sails and then try to smash the said picture.

Good Idea:  Finding a magical world.
Bad Idea: Teasing your little sister that it's not real and making her cry.

Good Idea:  Eating Turkish Delight
Bad Idea: Eating Turkish Delight from the White Witch

Good Idea:  Being friends with the Beavers
Bad Idea: Making them into coats

Good Idea:  Going to a beautiful lady's house
Bad Idea: Going to the White Witch's house~KateNarnia

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia
Bad Idea: Getting hit by a train ~ Ruthenium

Good Idea:  Calling Reepicheep chivalrous.
Bad Idea: Calling him cute

Good Idea:  Noticing that someone is indeed a Mouse,and saying that they are nobel.
Bad Idea: Noticing that someone is indeed a Mouse,and saying there are cute. ~Shasta

Good Idea:  grabbing the coats from the wardrobe before journeying into cold Narnia too far.
Bad Idea: leaving your coat at the Beaver's house while tredging through blizzard like conditions.

Good Idea:  posessing a crown which fits nicely on your head, signifying your importance as queen.
Bad Idea: having said crown made of ice, whose stability is conditional upon the season.

Good Idea:  Joining with Tirian against the Calormens and believing in Aslan
Bad Idea: Saying the Dwafes are for the Dwarfes

Good Idea:  Letting Edmund eat turkish delight in the real world.
Bad Idea: Letting Edmund eat it from the Witch's sleigh.

Good Idea:  Meeting Prince Caspian, face to face.
Bad Idea: Meeting Prince Caspian, with his and your sword, face to face.

Good Idea:  hunting but not killing the white stag
Bad Idea: eating talking animals

Good Idea:  going to Narnia
Bad Idea: coming back home -NarniaRox!!!

Good Idea:  Having a unicorn as a close friend
Bad Idea: Angering a unicorn so that it rears up...then you have its hoofs and its horn and its teeth to deal with at the same time.

Good Idea:  Listening to the prophecy
Bad Idea: Saying that it "doesn't rhyme"

Good Idea:  Visiting Narnia
Bad Idea: Visiting Narnia with an evil witch

Good Idea:  Meeting a new neighbor.
Bad Idea: Pointing out that he is blubbering.

Good Idea:  Watching a dragon from afar. (I love dragons. They're so cool!)
Bad Idea: Going into it's lair (even if it is dead) and thinking dragonish thoughts. Especially if you're wearing Lord Ocsestian's bracelet.

Good Idea:  Catching fish for dinner in Narnia
Bad Idea: Using your little brother's hat as a basket for said fish (it must have smelled very nasty afterwards)

Good Idea:  Riding across the desert
Bad Idea: Riding across the desert in bare feet

Good Idea:  Knowing a lot of proverbs
Bad Idea: Getting kicked in the rear because you quote them all the time

Good Idea:  Getting into Narnia, and sailing on the Dawn Treader
Bad Idea: While doing these things, blabbing on and on about the British Counsel (Ahem... Eustace)~ Unicorn Girl

Good Idea:  Being Good to your sister on your first Narnian Journey.
Bad Idea: Tellin her that she's "trying to be smart as usual." ~Princess Caspiana

Good Idea:  Thinking your friend's uncle is mean.
Bad Idea: Taking and wearing a ring from your friend's mean uncle.

Good Idea:  Knowing a Marsh-Wiggle
Bad Idea: Becoming LIKE a Marsh-Wiggle

Good Idea:  Mounting a horse.
Bad Idea: Mounting him as though he were a haystack. -Christabelle of Felimath

Good Idea:  Having a sister.
Bad Idea: Having a sister who wages war on you and ends up blowing everything up--including you--with the Deplorable Word. -Christabelle of Felimath

Good Idea:  Trapping an anoying mouse.
Bad Idea: Trapping an anoying mouse...that can talk.

Good Idea:  Trying to shatter a stone knife.
Bad Idea: Trying to shatter a stone knife, with no defense.

Good Idea:  Fighting next to a centaur
Bad Idea: Jumping on the centaur's back (Like Susan does in the night raid...tisk, tisk!)

Good Idea:  Comforting Eustace since he's a dragon
Bad Idea: Turning into a dragon to comfort him, and then wanting to eat him

Good Idea:  Going into Narnia for the first time, bringing it's King with you.
Bad Idea: Bringing the witch with you. ~Princess of Narnia

Good Idea:  Not allowing my troublesome nephew to learn about ancient Narnia
Bad Idea: Hiring a half-dwarf to teach him ~Princess of Narnia

Good Idea:  Going to battle and using your sword.
Bad Idea: Using your sword, waving it wildly around, almost cutting off your pony's head. (Umm, Sha...I mean Cor!) ~Princess of Narnia

Good Idea:  Telling the truth
Bad Idea: Tell the truth about the picture in your aunt's house to your annoying cousin

Good Idea:  Leaving Charn.
Bad Idea: Going to Charn. ~Princess of Narnia

Good Idea:  Making the Voyage of the Dawn Treader into a movie.
Bad Idea: Leaving it for my rivals to make. ~Princess of Narnia

Good Idea:  Writing in your ideas for good ideas and bad ideas.
Bad Idea: Using it as a chat room.

Good Idea:  Finding out you have a long-lost twin brother.
Bad Idea: Impersonating the above long-lost twin brother and almost leaving him behind.

Good Idea:  Being friends with Reepicheep
Bad Idea: Swinging him around by the tail.............dude, not cool!

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia with your friend.
Bad Idea: Pushing him off the edge of a cliff upon arrival.

Good Idea:  Getting a drink from a stream
Bad Idea: Getting a drink from a stream that turns everything into gold

Good Idea:  feeding a centaur
Bad Idea: feeding a centaur only half of its meal. ( centaurs have 2 stomachs, human and horse)

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia having read the right books (Lucy and Edmund)
Bad Idea: Going to Narnia having read books about taxes, imports, exports, and excercising. (Ahem, Eustace...)

Good Idea:  Having a flask of the juice of fireberries from the Sun
Bad Idea: Trying to go to the Sun to get one~ Irisflower

Good Idea:  Play in the backyard.
Bad Idea: Climbing through the rafter of your house to explore.

Good Idea:  meeting Aslan
Bad Idea: throwing a lamp post at him (ahem, Jadis...)

Good Idea:  Smelling the Narnian Air
Bad Idea: Smelling the Narnian air and sighing in the White Witch's court.

Good Idea:  Riding a horse.
Bad Idea: Riding a Talking Horse! ~ Princes Gracpian

Good Idea:  Falling as a bolt of Tash from above.
Bad Idea: Getting caught on a hook halfway.

Good Idea:  Repeating the Four Signs
Bad Idea: Repeating the Four Signs out of order

Good Idea:  Being the Tisroc.
Bad Idea: Having to hear "may-he-live-forever" everytime your name is said--Kale Allerion.

Good Idea:  Riding a sled (what fun!)
Bad Idea: Riding a sled with a witch (not so fun!)

Good Idea:  Running into a wardrobe and into a beautiful snowy wood with a lamppost in the middle of it.
Bad Idea: Running into the wardrobe and into a wall (the wall always wins). -Clodsley Shovel

Good Idea:  Having lunch in London
Bad Idea: Having lunch in London with the Queen of Charn who's bent on taking over Earth

Good Idea:  Ruling Narnia for 15 years and growing up.
Bad Idea: Returning to England and having to grow up all over again.

Good Idea:  Staying at the proffesors house
Bad Idea: Staying at your cousins house

Good Idea:  Traveling through Tashbaan to escape to Narnia
Bad Idea: Getting caught by Lasaraleen while you're at it!

Good Idea:  Falling into Narnia through a magic wardrobe
Bad Idea: Running into the back of a regular wardrobe

Good Idea:  Fearing Aslan mildly
Bad Idea: Pretending you can't hear Him speak :-O by nut4narnia95

Good Idea:  Being nice to all cats you meet.
Bad Idea: Telling them about throwing rocks at mangey old strays. (You never know which one's Aslan)

Good Idea:  Meeting a centaur
Bad Idea: Inviting said centaur round for breakfast

Good Idea:  Being the governer of an independent island
Bad Idea: Being the impudent governor of an island that is not independent and pretends that it is, and giving lip to the TRUE king of Narnia, who is quite capable of killing you.

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia with your sister
Bad Idea: Lying about it to your older siblings ~annathegentle

Good Idea:  Accepting a Prince's hand in marriage
Bad Idea: Accepting Prince Rabadash's hand in marriage *gasp* (Especially if you're a Queen of Narnia) ~annathegentle

Good Idea:  Trying to save Edmund by following him to the Witch's house
Bad Idea: Shouting his name out loud (tsk tsk.. Peter...) ~annathegentle

Good Idea:  Leaving charn
Bad Idea: Bringing jadis with you

Good Idea:  Trying to swim up a waterfall in in the REAL Narnia.
Bad Idea: Trying to swim up a waterfall in OUR world.

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia
Bad Idea: Leaving your new torch behind

Good Idea:  seeing a centaur
Bad Idea: asking it if you can ride on its back

Good Idea:  Jumping in puddles
Bad Idea: Realizing you forgot your rings at home -ElvenWind

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia
Bad Idea: Running into the Lampost

Good Idea:  Wanting to go back to Narnia
Bad Idea: Getting there... and dragging your ultra-annoying cousin with you

Good Idea:  Crossing a melting river as quickly as possible
Bad Idea: Stopping to "think about this for a minute"

Good Idea:  Reading multiple books by and pertaining to C.S. Lewis
Bad Idea: Reading mulitple books about the history of lint

Good Idea:  Visiting Mr. and Mrs. Beaver
Bad Idea: Being there on bath day

Good Idea:  Running away from the wolves attacking your house.
Bad Idea: Running away from the wolves attacking your house and taking the time out to pack jam to take with you.

Good Idea:  Getting fresh air outside
Bad Idea: Getting fresh air outside while playing baseball and hitting the ball through a stained glass window and then getting caught by Mrs. Macready and then hiding in a wardrobe.

Good Idea:  Listening to the signs
Bad Idea: Forgeting the signs

Good Idea:  Trying to get to Narnia by going into a wardrobe or opening a door
Bad Idea: Trying to get into Narnia by getting into a train wreck

Good Idea:  Buying a book entitled 'The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe'.
Bad Idea: Buying a book entitled 'Man and Their Ways' or 'Man: Real or Myth?' ~Ellie Brandybuck

Good Idea:  Stopping Reepicheep from killing the true heir to the Narnian throne
Bad Idea: Telling him that you have no good reason for the "untimely interruption"

Good Idea:  Meeting two of the kings and queens of old, the current king of Narnia, and a talking mouse
Bad Idea: Attempting to enslave them all (Didn't Pug ever hear of the overprotective older brother?)

Good Idea:  Having Fish and Chips.
Bad Idea: Having Fish and Chips made by Mrs. Beaver

Good Idea:  Setting on the Witch's throne after she's dead.
Bad Idea: Setting on the White Witch's throne... when she's standing right by you. (Obviously ALIVE!)

Good Idea:  Destroying a small bell with little wierd writing on it's little colum.
Bad Idea: Ringing it. (Awful idea: Ringing a bell that gets louder and louder until you're deaf.)

Good Idea:  Listening to Aslan.
Bad Idea: Listening to a monkey who says the orders are from Aslan, and not letting you see him at day, or talk to him at the midnight meetings.

Good Idea:  finding magic rings that take you to different worlds
Bad Idea: ringing 'THE BELL THAT UNLOCKS BIG TROUBLE

Good Idea:  Woeking with Walden Media to make narnia movies
Bad Idea: Pulling out after the second one

Good Idea:  Launching an arrow at Miraz, because he murdered your nephew's father.
Bad Idea: Launching an arrow at

Good Idea:  Launchingn arrow at Miraz, because he killed your brother in law.
Bad Idea: Lauching an arrow at Caspian, when he's done nothing.

Good Idea:  Leading your army out of the castle that you are being attacked by.
Bad Idea: Leading them out to late.

Good Idea:  Shattering the white witch's ice wall.
Bad Idea: Giving a drop of Adam's blood to her before you do it.

Good Idea:  killing an unwilling victim that has comited treachery and is not killed in a traitors stead. (you)
Bad Idea: killing a willing vitim that has comited no treachey and you are a traitor!!!!! (uh-oh!)

Good Idea:  Getting sea sick and throwing up if you need to.
Bad Idea: Throwing up on the dawn treader.

Good Idea:  fighting with minitor
Bad Idea: fighting minitor afew hundrud yers later

Good Idea:  jumping off a cliff with aslan nereby
Bad Idea: jumping off a cliff without aslan nereby

Good Idea:  Going to a a new world
Bad Idea: Taking your crazy uncle with you

Good Idea:  Entering a magical land while being chased by bullys
Bad Idea: Coming back at the exact moment you left

Good Idea:  wanting to kill the white witch:)
Bad Idea: getting turned into stone because you tried to kill the white witch

Good Idea:  Eating toffee
Bad Idea: Buring the wrapper to see if it grows into a tree--ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN

Good Idea:  jumping into a puddle that lead to another world
Bad Idea: gettin your clothes and foot wear wet in doing so

Good Idea:  Hiding in a wardrobe and falling into a magical world with your skeptical siblings.
Bad Idea: Having to accidentally break the nice old man's window to get them there.

Good Idea:  Plugging your ears when Aslan roars
Bad Idea: Not plugging your ears when Aslan roars and going deaf

Good Idea:  telling your siblings that there is a land in the wardrobe.
Bad Idea: telling your siblings that there is a football field in the cabinet/pantry

Good Idea:  Just watching a waterfall.
Bad Idea: Going after a lion skin floating around near the waterfall.

Good Idea:  Going into a wardrobe
Bad Idea: Going into a wardrobe; only not to find that there is a magial land at the end of it, but walking in it until you find the back... and fall on the floor!!

Good Idea:  visiting the Narnian and Archenlandish Nobles.
Bad Idea: being arrogant and rude, making threats and *gasp* making faces at Aslan.

Good Idea:  tie up the white witch
Bad Idea: tie up the white witch when she has her wand

Good Idea:  take the white wich's wand.
Bad Idea: try to take the white wich's wand when she is holding it

Good Idea:  Riding in to the battle to help my friends.
Bad Idea: Riding in on a pretty, girlie unicorn when you are trying to be manly by being in a battle.

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia.
Bad Idea: Lighting a candle in front of your protective older sister.

Good Idea:  Sieging your enemy's castle
Bad Idea: Sieging your enemy's castle, then realizing that it is too late to carry out a successful attack, but going ahead anyway ( great idea, peter!)

Good Idea:  Staying at the beavers to listen to fasinating and helpful information
Bad Idea: Going to the witch's house to get very nearly turned to stone

Good Idea:  Helping Peter's army free Narnia for everyone's own good
Bad Idea: Helping the White Witch's army 'cause she offered you sweets

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia or Archenland
Bad Idea: Going to Calormen

Good Idea:  Riding on Bree across the desert (when he allows you to)
Bad Idea: Riding on the White whitch's sledge (especially when she's angry at you)

Good Idea:  Running away from the White Witch (Peter, Susan, Lucy, Beavers)
Bad Idea: Running TO the Witch (not your best move, Edmund)

Good Idea:  running straight when the hermit of the southern marsh tells you
Bad Idea: running bach to tashban

Good Idea:  Talking about Narnia
Bad Idea: Making up an 'assy-thingy-gummy' about it! ~Princess of Narnia

Good Idea:  Making a Narnia FanFic
Bad Idea: Putting a Mary Sue into it

Good Idea:  sneaking out of bed in the middle of the night and turning on the lamp to read Narnia
Bad Idea: Getting busted while doing so...

Good Idea:  making a wardrobe out of a narnian tree (on earth, of course)
Bad Idea: making firewood out of narnian wood and selling it to the calormenes

Good Idea:  Admiring Reepicheep's tail.
Bad Idea: Pulling Reepicheep's tail.

Good Idea:  Hug a stone lion and take picture.
Bad Idea: Hug a wild wolf you think is stone.

Good Idea:  Taking a bath after a hike.
Bad Idea: Taking a bath on Death Water Isle.

Good Idea:  Going to a magical world
Bad Idea: PIcking up an evil witch hitchiker trying to conquer your world

Good Idea:  sneaking out of bed in the middle of the night and turning on the lamp to read Narnia
Bad Idea: Getting busted while doing so...

Good Idea:  Going out with Caspian.
Bad Idea: Kissing him witch would make Lucy scream and pass out(maybe even barf.)

Good Idea:  Going out with Caspian.
Bad Idea: Kissing him witch would make Lucy scream and pass out(maybe even barf.)

Good Idea:  Killing Ginnabrik.
Bad Idea: Letting him kill your bro first.

Good Idea:  Believing in Narnia
Bad Idea: Believing in Narnia and then convincing yourself it does not exist after the 2nt time you go there

Good Idea:  Following Aslan.
Bad Idea: Following a creature appearing to be Aslan, and is Aslan, but you shoot it just to make sure.

Good Idea:  Wishing you could go to a new world
Bad Idea: Actually going to a new world called Charn

Good Idea:  Kissing Caspian
Bad Idea: Kissing Caspian if your father isn't Ramandu

Good Idea:  Eating sweets like chocolate.
Bad Idea: Eating sweets like turkish delight (oh no! not the turkish delight!! AAAHHH!)

Good Idea:  Staying at Aslan's how and not going on a night raid.
Bad Idea: Going on a night raid, to try to attack a castle that has never been succsessfully taken.

Good Idea:  Staying at Aslan's how and not going on a night raid.
Bad Idea: Going on a night raid, to try to attack a castle that has never been succsessfully taken.

Good Idea:  Following your sister to Narnia.
Bad Idea: Following your sister to Narnia and making friends with a witch.

Good Idea:  Staying at Aslan's how and not going on a night raid.
Bad Idea: Going on a night raid, to try to attack a castle that has never been succsessfully taken.

Good Idea:  Watching the Prince Caspian movie and thinking that it's an AWESOME movie (it is!!!)
Bad Idea: Hating the movie, because some things in the movie are not in the book!!!

Good Idea:  Giving Caspian a haircut when he's asleep.
Bad Idea: Giving Caspian a haircut when he's on the battlefield

Good Idea:  Riding a talking horse when on a desprated ride to freedom.
Bad Idea: Riding a talking horse on a stroll thourgh your royal dominions

Good Idea:  Not bothering to join the forum "cuz it's easier to use the humor list.
Bad Idea: Being a ratter named Lucy Took.~Penny Moon

Good Idea:  Planning a secret meeting about going to war against Narnia.
Bad Idea: Having couches or tables in your secret room.

Good Idea:  Staying in Aslan's how and not going on a night raid
Bad Idea: Going on a night raid, to try to attack a castle that has never been succsessfully taken. ~ Lover of Narnia

Good Idea:  meeting reepicichief
Bad Idea: being his enemy

Good Idea:  Saving the heir to the throne from an evil witch
Bad Idea: Forgeting to write down the signs that are meant to help you

Good Idea:  Blowing Susan's horn
Bad Idea: Blowing Trumpkin's ear trumpet

Good Idea:  eating at Aslans table
Bad Idea: eating at Aslans table then falling into an enchanted sleep after fighting

Good Idea:  using yellow and green rings to enter another world
Bad Idea: using them if your color blind

Good Idea:  Breaking out of the Witch's castle
Bad Idea: Getting thirsty and licking her throne on the way out

Good Idea:  Following a talking Beaver
Bad Idea: Trying to attract hims with noises and hand gestures

Good Idea:  meeting reepicichief
Bad Idea: being his enemy

Good Idea:  Giving sweet animal kisses to your king.
Bad Idea: Getting him drunk and leaving him behind.

Good Idea:  Running away
Bad Idea: Getting killed by your uncle miraz

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia and fighting in the battle for Aslan and then becoming Kings and Queens of Narina.
Bad Idea: Go to Narnia and eat a bunch of candy then turn to the bad side and brtray your siblings.

Good Idea:  Listen to King Edmund.
Bad Idea: Fight with Caspian.

Good Idea:  Noticing someone is a mouse.
Bad Idea: Getting killed for it.

Good Idea:  Having tea with beavers.
Bad Idea: Having your sibling dissappear afterwards.

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia.
Bad Idea: Meeting Jadis.

Good Idea:  Being a kind and wise and peaceful ecte. ruler of Narnia.
Bad Idea: Being a mean and evil ruler of Narnia who is always attacking peaceful unsuspecting weaker countries.~Penny Moon

Good Idea:  Naming your cat Aslan.
Bad Idea: Naming your dog Aslan. -Ellie Brandybuck

Good Idea:  Eating Turkish Delight
Bad Idea: Eating Enchanted Turkish Delight given to you by a complete stranger

Good Idea:  Meeting Reepicheep
Bad Idea: Telling him he's cute.

Good Idea:  Going into a wardrobe
Bad Idea: Accepting tea with a strage goat like creature you just met.

Good Idea:  Going into a wardrobe
Bad Idea: Accepting tea with a strage goat like creature you just met.

Good Idea:  going to school
Bad Idea: going to school at experiment house

Good Idea:  staying in a warm house to get out of the cold outside
Bad Idea: staying in a warm house that happens to belong to some giants who are planning to eat you

Good Idea:  Remembering all the signs Aslan gave you.
Bad Idea: Muffing all of them.

Good Idea:  Trying to get to Narnia.
Bad Idea: Then getting killed by trying (then you get there)

Good Idea:  Going into Narnia and finding a handsome prince! Yay
Bad Idea: Finding out that you will never be able to see him again then kissing him in front of your supposibly nine year old sister! NOOO!

Good Idea:  Beliving in Narnia,,,yay
Bad Idea: Beliving that the White Witch can be brought back by a dwarf and a hag and a werewolf. Boo

Good Idea:  Marrying King Caspian
Bad Idea: Getting bitten by a Snake then having your son fall in love with said Snake

Good Idea:  Watching Prince Caspian movie
Bad Idea: Crying at the kissing scene because it isn't you who is doing the kissing

Good Idea:  Becoming friends with a talking tree
Bad Idea: Cutting said tree down

Good Idea:  having a uncle
Bad Idea: having miraz the usurper for a uncle ~ Destrier

Good Idea:  Getting a horse and racing to Cair Paravel
Bad Idea: Do so only to start a war with the high king and kidnapp his sister

Good Idea:  Riding a talking horse (in times of need only)
Bad Idea: grabing the reins or his mane when he told you not to

Good Idea:  Getting getting rings to go to Narnia...good
Bad Idea: uh oh, you forgot to get the rings that bring you back...only if you don't like it there.

Good Idea:  Beliving in Narnia
Bad Idea: Telling your class you believe in Narnia~Caspian's Princess

Good Idea:  Running away from Reepicheep if you are not on his side and\or he is chasing you
Bad Idea: Not running away and getting yourself killed.- C.S.Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Seeing a bell with writing on the pedistal it's hanging above, and leaving it alone.
Bad Idea: Pretending the bell's magic and is driving you mad, twisting your freind's wrist, ringing the bell, and waking up a psycho dictator queen who will end up killing the guy who will help you save your mother.- C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Beings Sweet and kind like Lucy
Bad Idea: Looking at the Fox with glasses and laughing

Good Idea:  Eating Turkish Delight.
Bad Idea: Eating Turkish Delight in exchange for betraying your family.

Good Idea:  Eating from Aslan's table.
Bad Idea: Grabbing the knife in the middle of Aslan's table.~C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  FIGHTING THE WHITE WITCH.
Bad Idea: FIGHTING HER WHEN SHE IS CURRANTLY IN POCESSION OF A SILVER WAND.

Good Idea:  Crossing the Ford of Beruna
Bad Idea: Building a bridge over it ~Ariel_of_Narnia

Good Idea:  Liking Narnia
Bad Idea: Not liking Narnia. ~Eowyn of Narnia

Good Idea:  Walking around Felimath
Bad Idea: Accepting drinks from mean-looking strangers

Good Idea:  Going to sleep.
Bad Idea: Going to sleep near a tomb.

Good Idea:  Being wanted.
Bad Idea: Being wanted by an evil witch and crazy wolves.

Good Idea:  Andrew making Caspian get shot in the arm with a cross-bow.
Bad Idea: Making him live through it.

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia
Bad Idea: Going straght to the witch to ask directions to the Beavers.

Good Idea:  Auditioning for Jill Pole
Bad Idea: Auditioning for Jill Pole when haflway into the screentest you realize you're not English!

Good Idea:  Seeeing the eastern world's end.
Bad Idea: Dropping a mouse off of it.

Good Idea:  Visisting the edge of the world.
Bad Idea: Dropping a Mouse off of it.

Good Idea:  Believing Lucy when she says she saw Aslan
Bad Idea: Ignoring her and then meeting Aslan

Good Idea:  Thinking Aslan is awesome.
Bad Idea: Flirting with him

Good Idea:  Run away to Narnia
Bad Idea: Run away to Narnia and run into Lasaraleen on the way there

Good Idea:  live animals that hate you alone
Bad Idea: to bite a dogs ears

Good Idea:  getting to Narnia for the first time
Bad Idea: getting into Narnia for the first time and meeting a Witch who gives you enchanted Turkish Delight

Good Idea:  Across a frozen river with your sisters
Bad Idea: Listening to a talking wolf

Good Idea:  Checking out the white wich's chair
Bad Idea: sitting on the chair

Good Idea:  runing from the wolfs that work for the witch.
Bad Idea: Petting said wolfs and going "Nice Doggie"

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia and becoming a queen.
Bad Idea: Coming back and thinking lipsticks, nylons, and invitations are more important. -FF

Good Idea:  Going Narnia with your sisters and brother
Bad Idea: Fighting with future king

Good Idea:  Going on an land with Edmund, Lucy, King Caspian and Reep
Bad Idea: Getting capured by Pug

Good Idea:  Checking out a wardrobe
Bad Idea: Closing the door behind you to make your little sister scared

Good Idea:  Loving Narnia to death! (which I do!
Bad Idea: Hiding the movies in your room and then you mum scolds you. :(

Good Idea:  Wanting Lucy's coronation costume
Bad Idea: Can't find it anywhere online

Good Idea:  Meeting Susan.
Bad Idea: Kissing her in front of her siblings.

Good Idea:  Eating delicous deer meat and enjoying every mouth full
Bad Idea: Finding out it is a Talking Steg

Good Idea:  Falling in Love with Caspian
Bad Idea: Finding out he got married to another girl cuter then you

Good Idea:  Riding a narnian horse
Bad Idea: Calling him Horsey

Good Idea:  Falling in Love with Susan
Bad Idea: Marry someone with blonde hair

Good Idea:  Going to the White Witch's Castle
Bad Idea: Getting thrown into a prison

Good Idea:  Hugging your sister
Bad Idea: Hugging your sister before the guys

Good Idea:  Kissing Caspian
Bad Idea: Kissing him before narians

Good Idea:  Jumping into puddles on a rainy day
Bad Idea: Falling into another world

Good Idea:  Believing in Narnia
Bad Idea: Not beliveing in Narnia

Good Idea:  Being crowned Queen of Narnia
Bad Idea: Marring a evil lord

Good Idea:  Saying that someone is a Mouse.
Bad Idea: Saying that someone is a Mouse as your "last words" and getting them annoyed.

Good Idea:  Looking up VDT to see the new stats
Bad Idea: Screaming and pouting when you see they cast Ramundo's Daughter. "DON"T DO IT CASPIAN!!! IT IS A TRAP!!!!"

Good Idea:  Being best friends with King Caspian
Bad Idea: Realize the song with the lyrics "I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend," is just a song and watch him marry a flippy star's daughter and watch him become a widower because his stupid wife forgot to bring Lucy's cordial with her. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Good Idea:  Being Rilian's mother and Caspian's wife
Bad Idea: Pouting because you aren't.

Good Idea:  Sword fighting for fun.
Bad Idea: Sword fighting for fun and hitting the king in the mouth with your sword.

Good Idea:  Sailing on a ship with Caspian
Bad Idea: Putting a gold bracelet on your arm and then going to sleep!

Good Idea:  Going to narnia
Bad Idea: going to narnia when you don't believe in Father Christmas!!!

Good Idea:  making prince caspian
Bad Idea: making prince caspian COMPLETLY WRONG.

Good Idea:  Getting a cat.
Bad Idea: Naming it Ginger.

Good Idea:  to hug aslan
Bad Idea: to hug the white witch

Good Idea:  Meeting Reepicheep
Bad Idea: Calling him a mouse

Good Idea:  Going into a Wordrobe
Bad Idea: To close the door all the way

Good Idea:  floating away from wolves on an icberg
Bad Idea: losing your sister while your at it

Good Idea:  Listening to Lucy when she says she saw Aslan
Bad Idea: Dismissing Lucy's vision as imaginary or false

Good Idea:  Taking a torch to Narnia
Bad Idea: Leaving said torch in Narnia

Good Idea:  Going to an uncreated world
Bad Idea: Going to an uncreated world with a witch and your crazy uncle.

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia
Bad Idea: Coming back forever

Good Idea:  Being a Lucy and believe u will go back to Narnia
Bad Idea: Being a susan and dont want anything to do with Naarnia

Good Idea:  Sitting on a chair after a long jounery
Bad Idea: Founding out it is the silver chair

Good Idea:  rushing at the white witch like a hero
Bad Idea: getting half killed while your at it

Good Idea:  rushing to save edmund with your cordial
Bad Idea: leaving it at home

Good Idea:  charging the enemy army with your pet rhino
Bad Idea: getting turned to stone while your doing it

Good Idea:  Becoming a Dwarf.
Bad Idea: Growing a dark grey beard and morphing into Nikabrik. ~Lucy Skywalker =D

Good Idea:  Sailing the seas
Bad Idea: Sailing the seas that are inhabited by sea serpents

Good Idea:  Helping others
Bad Idea: Helping the White Witch by accident

Good Idea:  Writing a good book
Bad Idea: Writing a book, naming it Prince Caspian, and suing CS Lewis for plagiarism

Good Idea:  Sending seven lords on a journey.
Bad Idea: Leaving your nephew alive, who will go and retrive them.

Good Idea:  writing stories about narnia.
Bad Idea: writing lies about the same place.

Good Idea:  Submitting to this list.
Bad Idea: Not having a proper punchline.

Good Idea:  Submitting to this list.
Bad Idea: Not having a proper punchline.

Good Idea:  using your Magical weapons only when in need
Bad Idea: using your Magical weapons when someone dosn't agree with you

Good Idea:  Believing in Narnia.
Bad Idea: Stop believing in Narnia and not going to Aslan's Country when it's time.

Good Idea:  Finding out that Aslan is on the move.
Bad Idea: Trying to kill him.

Good Idea:  wearing a fur coat.
Bad Idea: wearing a fur lepurd coat in Narnia

Good Idea:  posting caption contest entries on the narnia website.
Bad Idea: turning it into a chat room. (reminder!!)

Good Idea:  Being a good calormene sitizen.
Bad Idea: being a calormene stupid enough to not realize that the tisroc eventually will retire.

Good Idea:  escaping certain death in a boat battle and gettin away in a life boat with a soldier.
Bad Idea: doin all that and escaping with the enemy. (poor soldier. didshasta spit up on him?)

Good Idea:  Battling Bowser and Dr. Eggman in fever hockey in Mario and Sonic at the olympic winter games
Bad Idea: losing (does anyone know how to beat them?)

Good Idea:  Meeting a retired star
Bad Idea: meeting a retired star who tells in order to free some of the seven lords you must sacrifice one of your own friends. (Poor Reep)

Good Idea:  Getting your enemies out of the way
Bad Idea: Turning them into stone when a Lion whose breath melts stone is around

Good Idea:  Enter a wardrobe and try to find Narnia.
Bad Idea: Enter a wardrobe and brake your nose in the wall.

Good Idea:  Live in Cair Paravel.
Bad Idea: Leave and come back in a hundred years and find it in ruins.-King S

Good Idea:  Going further up and further in
Bad Idea: Going further down and further out

Good Idea:  Dipping a shell into the golden water to see what happends.
Bad Idea: Going swimming in the golden water and having your body turn to gold forver.

Good Idea:  Being Queen of Narnia.
Bad Idea: Being the White Witch. ~Lucy Helen Ycul~

Good Idea:  puting a light thing into Deathwater's water
Bad Idea: jumping into it

Good Idea:  Sword fighting with a tiny mouse. (Not Reep)
Bad Idea: Sword fighting with High King Peter.

Good Idea:  Making friends with a talking bear.
Bad Idea: Making friends with a non-talking bear. ~Prince of Narnia~

Good Idea:  Calling Reepicheep the noblest warrior you ever met.
Bad Idea: Calling Reepicheep a cute wittle mousie-wousie.

Good Idea:  Being queit when a minotour is near you
Bad Idea: shouting at him to have tea

Good Idea:  Being at Experiment house and being nice to everyone.
Bad Idea: Being at Experiment house and picking on kids who have acess to a world inhabited by talking animals and is supremely ruled by a lion that has magic powers and is the size of an elephant besides. ~ C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Being a loyal narnian dwarf.
Bad Idea: Being a double-crossing narnian ANYTHING (Uh-oh, you're in trouble). ~ C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Putting your full trust in Aravis Tarkheena.
Bad Idea: Putting your full trust in any other Calormene. ~ C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Loving Your Sisters
Bad Idea: Teasing Lucy or Susan when Peter or Edmund are around

Good Idea:  putting all that you have into the waters of deathwater(so you will be a muiti billionair
Bad Idea: drinking the water from deathwater

Good Idea:  Pushing a Mary Sue off a cliff, never to be seen in the world of Fan Fiction again
Bad Idea: Pushing your best friend off a cliff (lucky for Eustace, Aslan was there!)

Good Idea:  Respecting all of the other kids at Experiment House.
Bad Idea: Picking on kids who have acess to other worlds. ~ C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Meeting Aslan
Bad Idea: Making fun of Aslan. (Ahem...Rabadash) ~ C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Calling your pet mouse, Fuzzy, cute.
Bad Idea: Calling Reepicheep cute. ~C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Cooking pies.
Bad Idea: Cooking man pies. ~ C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Throwing Peter his cricket ball.
Bad Idea: Throwing Peter his cricket ball, missing, and hitting Edmund in the head. ~ C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Having a cat.
Bad Idea: Having a cat (not a talking one) in Narnia when you're not absolutly sure that no talking mice can get in. ~ C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Eating chocolate.
Bad Idea: Eating Turkish Delight. ~ C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Being friends with a centaur.
Bad Idea: FEEDING a centaur. (Do you know how HARD that is?! They have 2 stomachs!) ~ C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Being friends with a talking dog.
Bad Idea: Calling said dog "Nice Doggie" (Ahem...Uncle Andrew...Ahem) ~ C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Taking a bath.
Bad Idea: Taking a bath on Deathwater Island. ~ C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Sailing on the Dawn Treader.
Bad Idea: Sailing on the Dawn Treader, and bringing your uberly-annoying cousin with you. ~ C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Going to Cair Paravel.
Bad Idea: Going to the Witch's castle. ~ C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Being a resident of Narnia
Bad Idea: Being a resident of Charn

Good Idea:  Fighting for Narnia till the end
Bad Idea: declaring that "the dwarf's are for the dwarf's and shooting the last talking horses

Good Idea:  Traveling on a Narnian Boat
Bad Idea: Repeatedly asking to be taken to the British Consol even though it is obvious only you and two other people onboard know what the British Consul IS

Good Idea:  Going into battle to fight for your kingdom
Bad Idea: Going into battle for said kingdom when you don't know how to fight and can't even steer a horse (*cough* Shasta/Prince Cor *cough*)

Good Idea:  Telling a mouse he's courageous
Bad Idea: Telling a mouse he's cute(unless you're Lucy)

Good Idea:  Riding a horse
Bad Idea: Riding a horse when the only thing you've ridden is a donkey.

Good Idea:  Becoming High King of Narnia
Bad Idea: Rubbing it in everyone's face

Good Idea:  Discovering theres a world in the wardrobe and looking around
Bad Idea: Trusting the person whose minion tried to kill you (I mien really Edmond)

Good Idea:  Telling Caspian that he is handsome
Bad Idea: Not telling Peter that he is

Good Idea:  jumping of a cliff with a parachute
Bad Idea: jumping of a cliff without a parachute

Good Idea:  jumping of a cliff with a parachute
Bad Idea: jumping of a cliff without a parachute

Good Idea:  Going inside a wardrobe
Bad Idea: Going inside a wardrobe without a fur coat on

Good Idea:  Eating turkish delight.
Bad Idea: Eating Turkish delight that was given to you by a stranger who's dwarf just tried to kill you.~King Kavanugh the Boy Scout

Good Idea:  Eating turkish delight.
Bad Idea: Eating Turkish delight that was given to you by a stranger who's dwarf just tried to kill you.~King Kavanugh the Boy Scout

Good Idea:  Sliding off a roof onto a balcony to kill an armed Telmarine who is trying to kill your brother
Bad Idea: Not noticing the other dozen Telmarines beside him, who are also armed.

Good Idea:  Having a crazy professor as a friend
Bad Idea: Having a crazy professor as a friend

Good Idea:  Having a crazy professor as a friend
Bad Idea: Having a crazy professor as a friend

Good Idea:  Smashing the White Witch's wand
Bad Idea: Not even thinking of smashing said wand and having your brother stabbed because he did think to smash the wand (really Peter/Peter's army you ought to have thought of that)

Good Idea:  Loving Narnia
Bad Idea: Loving Narnia so much that you're surfing the Narnia web instead of studying for exams!

Good Idea:  Paying homage to the future King of Narnia, calling him "majesty" and whatnot.
Bad Idea: Saying it in front of the White Witch (really, Mr. Fox! See what comes of it?).

Good Idea:  Making a Good Idea-Bad Idea list.
Bad Idea: Making it so I can never post on it! (I hope this one worked.) ~King Kavanaugh the Boy Scout

Good Idea:  Going swimming on a hot day when you haven't had a bath in a month.
Bad Idea: Going swimming on a hot day when you haven't had a bath in a month in a pool that will turn you into a gold statue.

Good Idea:  Finding Treasure.
Bad Idea: Turning yourself into a dragon in the process.

Good Idea:  Looking at a picture of a Narnian ship
Bad Idea: Running toward said picture with your shoes on

Good Idea:  Fighting a sea serpent
Bad Idea: Breaking your sword while doing it

Good Idea:  Having Talking mice in your army
Bad Idea: Telling them to leave the battle because it's too dangerous (Really, Peter, it's a good thing they were too busy with the Telmarines to respond!)

Good Idea:  Escaping to Narnia on a talking horse
Bad Idea: Escaping to Narnia if said horse is afraid of Lions

Good Idea:  Adding the deleted scene about the bear sucking his paws into the movie "Prince Caspian" because the a. it's awesome and b. Trumpkin delivers his line really well. 'Aw, 'e's doin' it right now!'
Bad Idea: Not adding that scene. (C'mon Walden Media/Disney, that was the awesomest deleted scene ever!) ~ C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Escaping the desert with a talking Narnian warhorse, traveling in the wilderness
Bad Idea: Esacpaing from the desert with a talking Narnian warhorse, traveling in the wilderness,when the horse is in fact afraid of lions when he and you live in a desert where it is not uncommon to see a lion, especially if you're traveling in the wilderness

Good Idea:  Escaping the desert with a talking Narnian warhorse, traveling in the wilderness
Bad Idea: Esacpaing from the desert with a talking Narnian warhorse, traveling in the wilderness,when the horse is in fact afraid of lions when he and you live in a desert where it is not uncommon to see a lion, especially if you're traveling in the wilderness

Good Idea:  Wading through puddles on a rainy day
Bad Idea: falling through them and into another world that is new to you

Good Idea:  getting a drink of water in the night
Bad Idea: almost being killed by wolves in the process

Good Idea:  jumping into magical pools that lead yu to amazign worlds
Bad Idea: not marking the earth pool

Good Idea:  Be polite and respectful to Susan
Bad Idea: Fall madly in love with Susan, only to have your heart broken when she goes back to England

Good Idea:  Having a cute but somewhat unintelligent squirrel on your side
Bad Idea: Telling him to "Shut Up!"

Good Idea:  stopping to think before answering a test problem.
Bad Idea: stopping to think before crossing a melting river with wolves behind you.(not very smart, Susan!)

Good Idea:  Going through a painting to get to Narnia
Bad Idea: Forgot to where your swim suit!

Good Idea:  Golden Age
Bad Idea: 100 year winter

Good Idea:  giving Pole and Scrub encouragement
Bad Idea: telling them stories about 'I knew a little girl once...' and then not finishing the story

Good Idea:  Seeing Aslan
Bad Idea: Seeing Aslan and telling your teacher that there is a lion outside.

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia with a friend
Bad Idea: Going to Narnia with a stranger

Good Idea:  Setting sail at the sea
Bad Idea: Setting sail at the quicksand

Good Idea:  Pulling the sword from the stone to become a Queen or Narnia
Bad Idea: Pulling the sword from the dead people to become a Queen of Narnia

Good Idea:  Giving your Narnian Horse a bath
Bad Idea: Having your Narnia Horse Dry Clean

Good Idea:  Whistling while you casting a spell
Bad Idea: Whistling while you drink

Good Idea:  Playing horsies with Susan
Bad Idea: Playing horsies with Aslan

Good Idea:  Visiting Narnia
Bad Idea: Having a Bad Narnian visit you

Good Idea:  Meeting a queen.
Bad Idea: Finding out shes a evil phsycotic witch.-King S

Good Idea:  Going after your little sister into a wardrobe
Bad Idea: shuting the door to said wardrobe in an attempt to scare her

Good Idea:  Cutting a Bread
Bad Idea: Cutting a dead people's skin

Good Idea:  Feeding an abandoned Beaver
Bad Idea: Feeding an abandoned Beaver to a Wild Animal

Good Idea:  Visiting Prince Caspian
Bad Idea: Visiting The White Witch

Good Idea:  Drinking fresh milk from a cup
Bad Idea: Drinking fresh milk from a goat from Narnia

Good Idea:  Playing Cops and Robbers in the forest
Bad Idea: Playing Cops and Robbers in the White Witch's Castle

Good Idea:  Taking a deep breath before you jumped into a lake
Bad Idea: Taking a deep breath after you jumped into a lake

Good Idea:  Going skiing in the winter
Bad Idea: Going skiing in the summer

Good Idea:  Receiving gifts from Father Christmas
Bad Idea: Receiving gifts from a stranger

Good Idea:  Walking on the stairs
Bad Idea: Jumping on the stairs

Good Idea:  Attacking the bad Narnians
Bad Idea: Attacking your friends

Good Idea:  Walking on the stepping stones to go across the other side of the lake
Bad Idea: Walking on the turtle to go across the other side of the lake

Good Idea:  Visiting a Graveyard
Bad Idea: Having Graveyard visit you

Good Idea:  Helping Aslan fight the White Witch
Bad Idea: Helping the White Witch rule Narnia

Good Idea:  Dressing up as a lion for halloween.
Bad Idea: Dressing up as a lion for halloween and making everyone think you're the real Aslan. (Um, not your best move Puzzle). ~ C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Fighting in a battle for your coutry.
Bad Idea: FIghting in a battle for your country and nearly chopping off your horse's head in the process. ~ C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Running away from giants that are trying to eat you.
Bad Idea: Running away from giants that are trying to eat you in a skirt that is so long that you keep tripping over it (couldn't you have just torn a bit of it off beforehand, Jill?) ~ C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia and then staying there.
Bad Idea: Going to Narnia and then coming back to the real world in the middle of the Great Tribulation (ummm. . . NOT. PLEASANT. AT. ALL.) ~ C.S. Lewis kid (is an end times nut, in case you missed it)

Good Idea:  Being a Queen of Narnia
Bad Idea: Being a Mary Sue ~ C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia
Bad Idea: Leaving Narnia :'( ~ C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Calling Reepicheep a mouse (hey, at least it's true)
Bad Idea: Calling Reepicheep a rat. Reep: choose your last words carefully, Telmarine! Caspian: You...you are a RAT. Reep: Okay, prepare to die ssslllooowwllyyy and painfully now. ~ C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Going to the beaver's house.
Bad Idea: Going there when the white witch's wolves are following.

Good Idea:  being a donkey that ignores bossy apes
Bad Idea: being a donkey that listens to bossy apes

Good Idea:  Keeping to your own country and becoming the Tisroc.
Bad Idea: Trying to take over Archenland and still becoming the Tisroc, but not before Aslan turns you into a donkey temporarily and then makes you unable to go a mile outside your city without becoming one permenantly (Ahem...Rabadash...Ahem) ~ C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  Leaving the monarchs of Narnia alone.
Bad Idea: Jumping on Peter while he has his sword extended and getting impaled (umm, uhhh... MAUGRIM!!!!!) ~ C.S. Lewis kid

Good Idea:  going to a magical land
Bad Idea: bringing your annoying cousin to that magical land

Good Idea:  Collecting nuts.
Bad Idea: Throwing them at the Telmarines

Good Idea:  Taking a new hobby like Eagle Call
Bad Idea: Taking a new hobby like Lion Call

Good Idea:  Going across the bridge
Bad Idea: Going across the broken bridge

Good Idea:  Playing catch with Prince Caspian
Bad Idea: Playing catch with Prince Caspian

Good Idea:  Having Dinner served you at the table
Bad Idea: Having Tennis Ball served you at the table

Good Idea:  Becoming a Bride and a Groom at the wedding
Bad Idea: Becoming a Bride and a Groom at the House Work Store

Good Idea:  Getting Married at the Church
Bad Idea: Getting Married at the House Work Store

Good Idea:  Doing your own Cleaning Work
Bad Idea: Doing your own Medical Work

Good Idea:  to marry a princess
Bad Idea: to marry aravis

Good Idea:  to rule a place
Bad Idea: to rule charn

Good Idea:  to meet aslan
Bad Idea: to meet aslan with a witch

Good Idea:  to meet a king
Bad Idea: to meet a king giant

Good Idea:  to be in the army
Bad Idea: to go to war against aslan

Good Idea:  meating a talking horse
Bad Idea: riding one

Good Idea:  calling mice brave and couragous
Bad Idea: CAlling mice CUTE!! (what a scandal!)

Good Idea:  being a skilled archer and drawing an arrow at the enemy to save a tied up victim who is about to be drowned in water
Bad Idea: saying "drop him"

Good Idea:  reading all of these good and bad ideas
Bad Idea: going to narnia and quoting them and making the narnians think that ure stuck-up

Good Idea:  Pretending you're combinations of Peter, Susan, Ed, and Lucy
Bad Idea: Pretending your the White Witch's daughter

Good Idea:  Dreaming about Aslan
Bad Idea: Dreaming about the White Witch

Good Idea:  Visit Narnia
Bad Idea: Visit Charn

Good Idea:  eating turkish delight
Bad Idea: eating way to much turkish delight

Good Idea:  Defeat green mist
Bad Idea: get tempted by it

Good Idea:  Eating Turkish Delight
Bad Idea: Eating Fake Turkish Delight

Good Idea:  Knowing Aslan is the true king
Bad Idea: Be turned into a donkey by Aslan because you thought tash would be better.

Good Idea:  wanting to go to narnia so so so much
Bad Idea: dying in a train in order to do so

Good Idea:  wanting to go to narnia so so so much
Bad Idea: dying in a train in order to do so

Good Idea:  Entering Narnia and meeting a fawn.
Bad Idea: Entering Narnia and meeting the White Witch.

Good Idea:  Respecting art.
Bad Idea: BECOMING art. Yep, the end of a Witch's wand can be pretty nasty! ~Gwydion

Good Idea:  Going accidentally to a dying frozen world once populated by a powerful race
Bad Idea: "Accidentally" waking up the last ruler of this world

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia to escaoe some bullies that are chasing you.
Bad Idea: coming back at the exact same moment that you left.

Good Idea:  repeating the four signs every morning and night.
Bad Idea: muffing the first three.

Good Idea:  meeting Reepecheep.
Bad Idea: telling him he's cute.

Good Idea:  Getting out of Dark Island.
Bad Idea: Telling the folks /getting/ you out not to think of their worst nightmares. (*cough* Lord Rhoop *cough*) ~ Ariel_of_Narnia

Good Idea:  Trying turkish delight once, cause it looks good
Bad Idea: Trying it over, and over, and over again until you think your enchanted, LONG after your full

Good Idea:  Entering the magical land of Narnia
Bad Idea: Entering the magical land of Narnia then realising a evil witch is trying to kill you

Good Idea:  Entering the magical land of Narnia
Bad Idea: Entering the magical land of Narnia and then realising an evil witch wants to kill you

Good Idea:  Meeting a really nice lady with a black knight that you don't know.
Bad Idea: Founding out that she's a witch and she has the same knight you saw before under a spell.

Good Idea:  Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Bad Idea: Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader (what was even the plot of that movie???)

Good Idea:  Being Sue Pevensie
Bad Idea: Being Mary-Sue

Good Idea:  Jumping into a painting thinking it was the Dawn Treader!
Bad Idea: Finding out it was the Mona Lisa!

Good Idea:  Falling asleep when tired.
Bad Idea: Falling asleep when under the Lady of the Green Kirtle's influence.

Good Idea:  Having an advantage of surprise.
Bad Idea: Warning your enemies of your surprise attack by allowing the king to escape after you awaken him by pointing your sword at him.

Good Idea:  believing that a lion can save your brother
Bad Idea: afterwards, not believing that the lion who saved your brother is real

Good Idea:  Searching for a prince and following the directions of Aslan
Bad Idea: Asking a witch for directions to man eating giants ~ Not Of This World

Good Idea:  Living in Narnia
Bad Idea: Taking a vacation down to Calormen only to be chased back to Narnia ~ Not Of This World

Good Idea:  having fun
Bad Idea: having fun with the white which

Good Idea:  Go to the giants home and get spoiled.
Bad Idea: Get eaten while you are there. ~ King S

Good Idea:  Being King
Bad Idea: Being an EVIL King

Good Idea:  Being a Dwarf
Bad Idea: Being a bad Dwarf who denys Aslan's help

Good Idea:  Getting away from the Witch [Jadis]
Bad Idea: Taking her to London with you

Good Idea:  eating food
Bad Idea: eating enchanted turkish delight

Good Idea:  Watching the Narnia movies hundreds of times
Bad Idea: Watching the Narnia movies so many times that you begin to grow a tail and horns because you think you're Mr. Tumnus

Good Idea:  Watching the Narnia movies hundreds of times
Bad Idea: Watching the Narnia movies so many times that you begin to grow a tail and horns because you think you're Mr. Tumnus

Good Idea:  Getting rich
Bad Idea: Becomeing a dragon

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia
Bad Idea: Meeting a witch and eating enchanted food.

Good Idea:  Showing Aslan to dwarfs.
Bad Idea: Keeping him in your wallet.

Good Idea:  Having good personal hygine.
Bad Idea: Bragging about your Personal Hygine award.

Good Idea:  falling for Susan
Bad Idea: Falling for Susan... and then marrying a star

Good Idea:  For two gryphons to sweep down on the White Witch and attack her.
Bad Idea: For said gryphons to give White Witch advance knowledge of said attack with a startling battle call.

Good Idea:  Going to Charn to see what's there.
Bad Idea: Bringing someone back to our world whom you don't like.

Good Idea:  shooting a bear
Bad Idea: NOT shooting a bear when its chasing after lucy and about to have her as breakfast (Susan do you like HATE lucy or something)

Good Idea:  Wanting Susan as your Bride
Bad Idea: Calling her false jade, an accusered Barbarian Queen, and OTHER THINGS THAT WOULDNT LOOK VERY NICE IN PRINT! (RABADASH YOULL PAY FOR THAT NO DOUBT! oh, wait you already did you Donkey. HEHE. :)

Good Idea:  Noticing the guy about to kill you is a mouse
Bad Idea: Choosing pointing it out to that guy as your last words (WHY?!?!)

Good Idea:  Noticing the guy about to kill you is a mouse
Bad Idea: Choosing pointing it out to that guy as your last words (WHY?!)

Good Idea:  Falling in love with a cutish girl.
Bad Idea: Marrying a okish girl whose actually a star

Good Idea:  Falling in love with a cute girl and announcing it
Bad Idea: She leaves and never comes back

Good Idea:  Secretly wanting to be beautiful, like your sister
Bad Idea: Deciding to actuallt be your sister

Good Idea:  Marrying Caspian
Bad Idea: Finding out your not his one true love, Susan is

Good Idea:  Sacrificing yourself on the stone table, for you have done a terrible deed in favor of the White Witch and it is only right to do so.
Bad Idea: Forgetting Aslan has fogiven you.

Good Idea:  Teasing Drinian about the existence of sea serpents.
Bad Idea: Finding out he was right.

Good Idea:  Wanting to add cinemas and paved roads to Narnia.
Bad Idea: Doing so by forming an allegiance with the White Witch.

Good Idea:  Having tea with Lucy.
Bad Idea: Selling her out for cloven hooves.

Good Idea:  Stumbling across your old treasure room. (Very nice helmet, Ed!)
Bad Idea: Stumbling across a dragon's treasure room. (Trust me, Eustace: The bracelet? Not your best look.)

Good Idea:  Introducing yourself to King Edmund.
Bad Idea: Introducing yourself as "Mary Sue."

Good Idea:  Stepping into a box-like object from Britain that takes you to another dimension.
Bad Idea: Realizing that it was the TARDIS and not a Narnian wardrobe.

Good Idea:  Fighting beside King Caspian.
Bad Idea: Fighting against King Caspian.

Good Idea:  Traveling on a train.
Bad Idea: Finding out that train is headed to boarding school instead of Narnia.

Good Idea:  Meeting Orieus at Aslan's Camp.
Bad Idea: Accidentally calling him "Chiron."

Good Idea:  going inside a magis cavers for clues
Bad Idea: dipping things in magic ponds and getting bewitched

Good Idea:  Talking to a prince.
Bad Idea: Talking to a witch. ~Queen Jill the Defender

Good Idea:  Looking at a picture.
Bad Idea: Falling into one. ~Queen Jill the Defender

Good Idea:  walking in a snow covered forest
Bad Idea: walking in a snow covered forest where the trees can listen/spy

Good Idea:  Falling in love
Bad Idea: Falling in love with a witch

Good Idea:  Meeting a monkey
Bad Idea: Meeting a monkey who's trying to control Narnia ~The Emerald Queen

Good Idea:  Having a knife
Bad Idea: Using it to cut a prince's hand

Good Idea:  Wearing lipstick
Bad Idea: Forgeting Narnia because of it ~The Emerald Queen

Good Idea:  Stepping into Narnia and meeting Aslan.
Bad Idea: Stepping into Narnia and meeting Aslan, and then forgetting both of them.

Good Idea:  Marrying Cor.
Bad Idea: Marrying a fifty year old Caloremen Lord even if he is the Grand Vizier( smart choice Aravis)

Good Idea:  Hiding in a wardrobe during hide and seek.
Bad Idea: Shutting yourself in it.

Good Idea:  Stealing an orange while on a boat.
Bad Idea: Stealing an orange while on a boat when Reepercheep is present.

Good Idea:  Your Uncle.
Bad Idea: Your Uncle telling your friend to touch a ring, then she enters another world.~King S

Good Idea:  Reforming your terrible character.
Bad Idea: Having to be turned into a dragon to do it.

Good Idea:  Making friends with a talking Mouse.
Bad Idea: Swinging said Mouse by the tail.

Good Idea:  Going on the Dawn Treader to save people
Bad Idea: Thinking of a sea serpent while in the presence of evil

Good Idea:  Caring about your sick mom and thinking about her.
Bad Idea: Doing it in a garden full of Silver Apples where there is a creepy empress that can use it against you.

Good Idea:  Caring about your sick mom and thinking about her.
Bad Idea: Doing it in a garden full of Silver Apples where there is a creepy empress that can use it against you.

Good Idea:  Winning a war and getting to rule over a kingdom.
Bad Idea: Winning a war and getting to rule over a kingdom with no subjects. (...Jadis)

Good Idea:  Not being mean anymore.
Bad Idea: Not being mean anymore because you've been turned into a dragon.

Good Idea:  Defeating a guy who tried to gain power over the country you have power over.
Bad Idea: Giving the power to someone else.

Good Idea:  Trying to save Narnia.
Bad Idea: Trying to save Narnia by using the Rings Aslan forbid.

Good Idea:  Being happy in England.
Bad Idea: Being happy in England by forgetting Narnia. (Poor Susan...)

Good Idea:  Going on a friendly family outing.
Bad Idea: Going back to Shadowlands on said outing.

Good Idea:  Getting Susan to reject a ruthless suitor.
Bad Idea: Getting Susan to reject a suitor in said ruthless suitor's country

Good Idea:  Saying hello to the boy next door.
Bad Idea: Telling him that his name's weird.

Good Idea:  Going to Anvard.
Bad Idea: Attacking Anvard.

Good Idea:  Getting married.
Bad Idea: Getting married to a dude who's forty/fifty years older than you.

Good Idea:  Meeting Edmund!
Bad Idea: Meeting Edmund during your trial!

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia
Bad Idea: Pushing your friend off the cliff when you get there ~Nut for Narnia

Good Idea:  Helping someone.
Bad Idea: Getting pushed off a cliff by said someone.

Good Idea:  Saving Archenland (and possibly Narnia)!
Bad Idea: Having to grow up in Calormen as a slave...Shasta...

Good Idea:  Having a really cool name like "Breehy-hinny-brinny-hoohy-hah".
Bad Idea: Letting your rider shorten it to "Bree".

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia and getting married.
Bad Idea: Coming back to Narnia a year later and your spouse being 400 years gone.

Good Idea:  Fighting in a battle for your country!
Bad Idea: Fighting the battle for your country with no prior knowledge on how to use sword. ~ThirdCousinOnceRemoved

Good Idea:  Getting back into Narnia!
Bad Idea: Getting hit by a train to do it. ~ThirdCousinOnceRemoved

Good Idea:  Making sure your malnourished brother with a large appetite eats his toast.
Bad Idea: Telling him it will never run out. ~ThirdCousinOnceRemoved

Good Idea:  Ringing a bell so you don't go insane.
Bad Idea: Setting the White Witch free. ~ThirdCousinOnceRemoved

Good Idea:  Riding in a sleigh!
Bad Idea: Riding in a sleigh that is most certainly NOT Father Christmas'...~ThirdCousinOnceRemoved

Good Idea:  Looking at pretty bugs.
Bad Idea: Looking at pretty bugs whilst they are squashed in a plastic card. ~ThirdCousinOnceRemoved

Good Idea:  Going to a new world and making a toffee tree.
Bad Idea: Not bringing a couple fruits back for me! ~ThirdCousinOnceRemoved

Good Idea:  Meeting Aslan.
Bad Idea: Meeting Aslan while being nasty and wiggling your ears a lot. ~ThirdCousinOnceRemoved

Good Idea:  Walking into a wardrobe with a breze coming out.
Bad Idea: Realising all to late that someone put a bunch of fans in it, and having them lock you in.

Good Idea:  coming to narnia with your siblings
Bad Idea: turning against them and going to the witch's house to betray them, only to find yourself nearly killed

Good Idea:  Getting a drink from the nearby stream.
Bad Idea: Asking the great Lion Hmself to move for your convenience.

Good Idea:  Going into Narinia
Bad Idea: Ruining it with Ice and Snow

Good Idea:  Buying a Narnia book.
Bad Idea: Leaving it at the book store. - Not Of This World

Good Idea:  Rubbing your fingers through Aslan's mane (if He lets you)
Bad Idea: Decidingn he needs a haircut ~Shadowfax

Good Idea:  Being on King Edmund's good side
Bad Idea: Being on King Edmund's bad side...especially when he has a sword or two (oh Jadis...)

Good Idea:  Becoming a queen or king of Narnia
Bad Idea: Being a bad king or queen or king of Narnia ~Aimee

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia
Bad Idea: Not going to Narnia ~Aimee

Good Idea:  to be a dwarve servent in King Caspian's Court
Bad Idea: to be a dwarve servent in King Caspian's Court and break his favorite sword

Good Idea:  dressing up as Queen Lucy for Halloween :D
Bad Idea: ripping the said dress up to your knees because you tripped on a broken sprinkler on somebody's lawn

Good Idea:  Becoming a Queen of Narnia
Bad Idea: Throwing it all away for Lipstick and Boys

Good Idea:  calling Reepicheep coageous curtious or chivalrous
Bad Idea: calling him cute *Me* oh he is so cute *Reepicheep* (spins around) Who said that! *Me* uh sory ~ Aliea

Good Idea:  Being Trumpkin
Bad Idea: Being Nikabrik

Good Idea:  to fight a sea monster
Bad Idea: to break caspians 2ed best sword!

Good Idea:  To stop at an Island and get refreshments
Bad Idea: Stopping at an Island, getting captured and being forced into a slave trade with the king of Narnia

Good Idea:  Riding a horse
Bad Idea: Calling the horse "horsey" when his actual name is Phillip! ~ Aliea

Good Idea:  Going to battle
Bad Idea: Going to battle if you're not experienced (uh-oh, that's not too bright!) (sorry I haven't posted in a while! Did anyone miss me?)

Good Idea:  Telling the Telmerines to "free the dwarf"
Bad Idea: Telling them to "drop him" (uh... they we're going to do that anyway Susan) ~ Aliea

Good Idea:  Obeying Aslan.
Bad Idea: giving up repeating The Signs every night. ~the positive Marsh-wiggle~

Good Idea:  Flying on Aslan's breath.
Bad Idea: Flying on Aslan's breath cause one of you're friends basically pushed you off a cliff.

Good Idea:  Going to Narnia to escape Bullies
Bad Idea: Pushing your friend off the cliff when you get there

Good Idea:  Writing a book series as good as CoN (good is an understatement!!!)
Bad Idea: Writing a cookbook with the entries "Man" and "Marsh-wiggle." ~Gwydion

Good Idea:  Crossing a bridge.
Bad Idea: Crossing a bridge while a River God is flooding toward you.

Good Idea:  Living in a big, cool-ish city like Beruna.
Bad Idea: Ruining it.

Good Idea:  Noticing that someone is indeed a Mouse, and pointing it out just in case they don't know for sure.
Bad Idea: Having no originality. ~Gwydion


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