Past Caption Contests

"Aslan's how"


Favorite Captions

Caspian: No! I lost the torch running contest! - Peter Wolfsbane

Peter: "These ancient carvings indicate a long-lost script of Narnia. Fascinating!" Lucy: "What? The entire tale of the Stone Table in mural form? Amazing!" Caspian: "There's a strange, long-haired blond man with a camera crew behind us. I'm guessing that's significant." - Lys Aranel

Edmund: Doesn't anyone else think running might be a good idea? After all, death by burning isn't high on my priority list. - straitjackit

Spectacular set: £100,000. Elegant costumes: £5,000. Forgetting to install lighting? Priceless. - straitjackit

Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to come back and look for the missing coats... - NancyP

Peter: Oh yeah sure AFTER I leave Cair they put in the dungon I wanted! - Aravis's4everFriend

Okay, who wants to go down the creepy tunnel in the tomb first? - Caspian

William: Why do I always end up with a torch underground? - EarthlyNarnian

We aren't very good firemen, are we. - Galadriel

1000 years and they still haven't developed the electric light! - Minty

We pop out to get some lunch, and look what they do to the place! - Minty

Come and see the Narnian version of Stonehenge: all tours take place between 7 and 11pm. Torches avaliable upon request. No refunds. - Su_Pevensie

and now we see why you don't give matches to children - SUsan411

Well, Your Majesty, heroic last stands in burning houses do make great stories, but personally, I would counsel that we make a RUN FOR IT! - Obi Wan Kenobi

Yes, actually, we could use some help, as we're sort of lost right now. How far it is to the bridge of Kazad Dum? Oh, well, that's not too bad, I think we can make it there in a couple of hours. Danger? What sort of danger? What are 'filthy orksies'? There's a Balrog here, too? Wow, I didn't realize the charming chap was from Morgoth. Never been there myself, wherever it is. Do you have some matches so I can light this torch? No, the matches aren't precious, why do you keep saying that? - Obi Wan Kenobi

Be on your guard. There are older and fowler things than nikabrik's cooking in the deep places of the world. - bism

knock knock. door opens. Lucy- Hi my name is lucy and i was wondering if you might like to buy some girl scout cookies. I brought along a little protection if your answer might be no. - The Funny Four

And this lovely little house is perfect for those who enjoy a little D.I.Y. - Minty

Do you think we walked through the wrong wardrobe? This looks more like Charn than Narnia.... - jacques

Caspian: (To Peter) "Say, Luke, who's your tailor? I LOVE that outfit!" Peter: "Actually, I am the High King from the distant past, and I found these clothes in the secret treasure chamber of Cair Paravel." Nickabrick: "My precious, where isss it? Let usss have it!" Trumpkin: "I warned your majesties. It would never do to let him know about it." - Hermit of the Northern March

Pevensie children...I think we are on the wrong set... isn't this Indianna Jones??? Prince Caspian...The Narnia set is down the hall thrid door on the left. - Can't wait for the next one

Oh no! Aslan is stuck in carbonite! - Starwhite

I fell in to the burning ring of fire..... - C.S. Lois/Padme