Past Caption Contests
"Caspian "
Favorite Captions
Person off screen: You know...bead curtains went out with the hippies. - Starbreath
Caspian Singing: We're all in this together! - LOTR
It's an inter-dimentional teleportation and summoning device, trufflehunter - Swanwhite
Prince Caspian has just finished recruiting his army, and finding a general to command it: PRINCE CASPIAN: I escaped from Miraz's soldiers, and I have organized this army to take back Narnia. We'll march tomorrow, and on the third day, Narnia will be ours, forever! GENERAL: Great, kid! Don't get cocky. CASPIAN: And I know we all have the flame of loyalty burning in our hearts. GENERAL: I'm in it for the money. CASPIAN: We'll begin by marching to Aslan's How and setting up our headquarters there. GENERAL: Great, middle of nowhere. CASPIAN: Miraz's men outnumber us 10 to 1, so we'll have to use tactics if we are going to win. GENERAL: Never tell me the odds. CASPIAN: I'll distract Miraz's army while The General attacks his castle. GENERAL: Arrows aren't good for my health. I hope you've got some men ready to give me a hand with this. CASPIAN: We'll take control of the castle and use it as a fortress against Miraz. GENERAL: Well, that's the real trick, isn't it, and it's going to cost your something extra. CASPIAN: We must be careful not to have any parley with Miraz; I don't trust him. GENERAL: Well I don't trust him either, even though he is my friend. CASPIAN: After we accomplish this, we will be set up a glorious kingdom rivaling the golden age! GENERAL: Good luck! You're going to need it. - Obi Wan Kenobi
Caspian reacts in horror to the hair-dye and styling job done by Trumpkin and Trufflehunter to disguise him from the spies of the king. - jacques
Caspian: "What do you MEAN they won't let me come out until summer 2008?!?!?!?" - jacques
Caspian stares at his reflection in the mirror and laughs. "I dare say, I look quite like the Prince in Ever After!" - Simon the mouse
No this is not a wig! And no Im not dopey the dwarf. And NO I am not pa from Little house on the Prarie! My name is... Ben Gates,n NO wait, sorry just watched National Treaure last night! Its really... ( TV shows cuts out) We are sorry folks( tv annoucer) whoever that was just ran out of the studio. He said that Telmarines were after him, and he cant come back until he is king. We will bring you more updates from the Mental Institution as soon as we can. Have a good night! - The Four Couchkins
Caspian: are you sure you counted 10,000 soldiers in my uncle's army? cuz i only counted twenty. but then again, they did look aful dead. Trumpkin: (under his breath) nice way of saying you killed them yourself... show off. - Mariel
Caspian stares in disbelief as he sees Trumpkin, Nikabrik and Trufflehunter doing the cancan across the cave. - Caspian
Trumpkin from offscreen: "Manes and mandibles, Caspian! You werent supposed to watch when Pattertwig hid the nuts!" Caspian: "How was I supposed to know?" Nikabrik: "Thanks to you, we now have a talking squirrel on the side of the Telmarines, running around and throwing nuts at the centaurs!" Trufflehunter: "Humans in the old days didnt watch where the squirrels hid there nuts. I remember. I'm a beast I am and a badger, what's more." Trumpkin: "Beams and bedsteads, Trufflehunter, you neednt tell us again!" And so, the fellowship of the horn broke up and Miraz won, all because of a squirrel. - Caspian
Ben: Did I just grow taller or did that door behind me grow smaller? Wait! I must have come onto the wrong set. This looks too much like 'Alice in Wonderland'! - Aravir Morningstar
Caspian:(talking to one of the guards on speaker phone) "You said WHAT about my new shirt?No I didn't steal it from Aunt Prunaprismia!" - Jedi of Narnia
Trumpkin:"What do you think of my drawing, Caspian?" Caspian:" Uhhh, there's....no words to describe it!" - Hwinny
Caspian: "Where am I and what's the time?" Trumpkin: "You are in the house of Elrond and it is ten o'clock in the morning on October the twenty-fourth if you want to know." Caspian: "Really? I thought for sure it was May 16th." Trufflehunter: "No, but you do look like Frodo. Can I have your autograph?" - Hermit of the Northern March
Inconcievable!!!! - Me
Andrew: "Action!" Ben: "I am Caspian Prince. Uh..no.. I mean... I, Caspian, am Prince...no...it's...Caspian Prince, I am...." Andrew: "CUT!! No talking like Yoda! This is NARNIA!" - ~Sir William
andrew: so, King Miraz, your uncle, just told you all the stories your nusre has been telling you forever are all fake, not true, atificial etc. etc... we need you to express hurt, shock, disbelief, this is a very important sceene, it needs to be perfect... Action!! Ben : what? - Natter/Jack
What do you mean 'many sink down but few return the the sunlit lands' ? - Swanwhite
(Caspian) I wish I could have lived in the old days *sighs* (Miraz) What old days do you mean? (Caspian) Oh you know, In days of old when knights were bold and pants were made of tin, no awful cry escaped a guy who squatted on a pin - Swanwhite
