Past Caption Contests
"kids"
Favorite Captions
My, the Christmas decorations at the mall just keep getting more and more elaborate, don't they? - mar_girl
Susan: Let's head toward that small moon! Peter: That's no moon. Lucy and Edmund: I have a very bad feeling about this! - Caspian
The four children's thoughts: Peter: Is this snow? What's that lampost doing out here? Susan: Hm...I wonder if this can be logically explained... Edmund: Maybe I'll find a Turkish Delight Tree! Lucy: Did that Faun with the black box just take a picture of us? - Caspian
Susan: "Look! Up there in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's- oh wait, it's just a bird." - bean
Doesn't the fake snow just take your breath away, and the people staring at you while your trying to act happy when really you have an very very bad itch and not being able to itch it for fear of having to do the scene all over again while having that annoying song The Song That Never Ends stuck in your head because Skandar was singing it durring cuts just make you want to jump up in down with JOY?!!!! I MEAN REALLY!!! - The Funny Four
Lucy: "Let's play I spy! Um...I spy something white." Susan:"Uh...that's a hard one. Oh! That bunny?" Lucy:"Nope." Peter:"Duh Susan It's Snow!" Lucy: "Yes, but which flake?" Peter:"You have got to be joking." - Queen Lu
Susan"Look! That cloud looks like a bunny!" - Queen Lu
Lucy: Well, it's about time they got in! Now they'll have to believe me. Hmm....how many ways and for how long can I say "I told you so!" Just wait till I can get a hold of a snowball! Of course, 3 against 1 and I'm the smallest...maybe I'll wait and have Tumnus help me pelt them. Either that or I can see if a tree will dump it's load of snow on them...oh the possibilities. - Narniajewel
The 4 children are surrounded by the enemy... Lucy: "God is bigger than the boogey man!..." - Drew the Great
Ed- What is that! Su-Its the flying purple PETER eater! Andrew must have found out that you stole his special Mickty Mouse Light-up Pen! - The Four Couchkins
I don't think were in kansas anymore - Toto
Lucy: "Oh no...there's pink 'PETER IZ HAWT' graffiti on the lampost..." Susan: "...butterflies flitting about..." Edmund: "...pink glitter on all the trees..." Peter: "...and an unsettling feeling of DOOM coming upon me..." All: "SHE'S been here!!" - Dearheart
Edmund: "It's a bird!" Peter: "No, it's a plane!" Susan: "No, it's...a masked unicorn with a cape??" Lucy: "Let's hope he won't drop a chandelier on us." - Dearheart
sensing danger, the largest man cub tests the air for scent particles, while her siblings stand guard ready, at any second to disappear into the trees as quick as the west wind. - bism
I don't think we're in england anymore! - Narnian Centaur
Peter: "I was sure I parked my car at this end of the parking lot but with all these funny looking snow hills one can never be sure." - Hermit of the Northern March
You'd think the snow would be a little deeper than this, especially after 100 years of continual winter. - Obi Wan Kenobi
(Screams coming from on set) "My apologies, Andrew, but I turned down the temperature to 147 degrees below zero. I thought that would be cold enough." (Crash... Bang...Crunch...) "Whoops, Andrew, I forgot to secure the latch that keeps the floor from falling out beneath anyone who steps out into the forest. I'll pay for fixing all the broken bones, though, if that helps." "Oh, I'm sorry Andrew, I forgot to spray-paint those humans with snow as well." (Flicks switch) *Andrew thinks nostalgically about his life before he took up movie directing.* - Obi Wan Kenobi
Peter and Edmund stare with horror at the rapidly moving mass of fangirls... - ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY...and Z!
peter: oh GREAT, now i have to apologize to Lucy! - me again101
Peter: WOW what a wardrobe!!! Lucy: did you expect it to be small??? Susan: Smaller... - Qboy
Su-This must be the home of the flying purple Peter eater, I think we had better make a run for it! Ed- Im going this way, see ya! Lu- I've got to warn Mr Tumnus! Peter falls back in a dead faint while the others rush off without him. Susan was the first to realize Peter was gone, but got lost trying to find him. Edmund found mr beaver and they both went to find Peter but found Susan instead. Lucy arrived at Mr. Tumnus' house, but then realized the Flying purple Peter eater only ate peters, so there was nothing for him to worry about. The flying purple Peter eater found peter, but realized that he forgot his special peter-cooking utensils, and so he flew back to his cave. When he came back all he could find was a book of caption contests and a note that said - Narnia camera lenses are all around, and who knows you might end up in a wacky caption like this! - The Funny Four
People who are sent away from London because of the air raides don't traditionally win ten free tickets to go skiing; but then again, they don't traditionally become kings and queens of Narnia either. - Luthien
Su and Pete- Wow, what an amazing land of inplanted trees, styrofoam and paper snow, and lights on the celling of the world! Lu- Oh this is nothin. Wait till you meet Mr. T, you know the guy with green and red spotted pants, a fake nose, a ridiculesly large ears. Ed- Yeah, what about the lady with a giant ice cube on her head who looks like shes stuck in a giant fluffy snowball. Su, Lu, & Pete- What!?! Ed- OOPS!!! - The Funny Four
