Past Caption Contests
"White witch with Cyclops"
Favorite Captions
WW: "I can't belive I just did that." Cyclops: "I can't belive it either. YOU ATE AN ENTIRE TURKEY!!" - Diner?
Jadis: What kind of map is this? Where's Archenland? Where's Calormen? and most importantly, where is Narnia? And why is Mount Doom and Khazrad Duhm and Moria on here? Where are these places? Cyclops: Sorry, I accidentally gave you the map of Middle Earth, my bad. The map of narnia, which you use as a placemat, is underneath it, ma'am. - Clodsley Shovel
...... So this is the game you call.... Candy Land? - I have been Copied
"And I was such a sucess...I had everytyhing...a castle, some lovely decor.." The white Witch and her psychiatrist - chocolatelover4ever
Announcer in back: "The chef that will continue their journey and have a chance as the next Iron Chef is: The Cyclops." The White Witch then turns the judges and announcer and Cyclops to stone. - Drew the Great
The W.W. opens her birthday present to discover... NOTHING! - Luthien
Cyclops: (thinking) 'Oh no, she has my secret plans for escaping to Ettinsmoor, I'm doomed.' - Hermit of the Northern March
Jadis is aghast at her electricity bill, and considers turning it into stone. - Luthien
Cyclops (Looks at his arms) "How did I get a suntan during a hundred years of winter anyway?" Otmin: "It must have been that time we stuck oranges and bannanas in from Calormen for our secret hidden pet monkey." Witch: "WHAT did you say?!" - Hermit of the Northern March
jadis: "haven't i done enough homework for today?" - jessi
jadis: "does this dress make me look fat?" now jadis had asked tis creature the same question once before. This is why he only has one eye. - jessi
Creature "This is... huge. Prison... huge. You are gonna go to prison. You know that, right?" White Witch: "Yeah, probably." Creature: "Well... that would... bother most people." - Abigail Chase
The white witch looks on in boredom as Eustace tries to explain the British consul.... - Caspian
Jadis :alright alright if we play monoploy YOU can be the hat but i get to roll first. - bism
Jadis confers with her interior decorator... Jadis: "I don't know. I've never really liked *pink*. It's too...spring-like. I'm more of an ice-blue person, in case you hadn't noticed. And what's this? You want to put the dungeon on the THIRD floor?? You know how I feel about that..." The poor guy watches helplessly, eye bugging, as she reaches for her wand... - Lys Aranel
you may be thinking this is a bad guy but its her husband - dima lane
No, my Queen, to win at Risk you must control a continent, but not Europe, you cannot hope to defend Europe. - Tom
The White Witch and her minion look down in shock at the story of the three little pigs. She couldn't believe the wolf could be so stupid as to think he could blow down a brick buildin. She hoped Maugrim wouldn't try it. It would make her look like a fool. - Queen Lu
White Witch: *Sighs* Here we are, making the Narnia board game...General, give me some help here..." Thing: "Well..uh..how about making all the cards to our side? Say like, "White Witch gives a nasty blow to Peter, and Peter is out of the game...." Witch: "Hey, I like how you think!" - preciousjewl
Cyclops: Why did you sign up for NaNoWriMo, again? Jadis: I have NO idea. - Sim again
Ogre: Your Majesty, I have good news and bad news. I'll start with the bad news: a group of Narnians loyal to Aslan has just paraded through our camp, killed 1/5 of our soldiers, have taken back the Son of Adam, and totally trashed the West side of our camp. Witch: Okay, so what's the good news. Ogre: I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico - Anna
Jadis didn't know whether to laugh or cry when she was presented with the plans to turn her ice castle into a Starbucks - Follower of Aslan
The garage mechanic fainting at the sight of the list of things Jadis wants him to do within the next 24 hrs. Some of those things include, "1. Find out what the strange clunking noise is, it might be a stsatue that got stuck in the engine, but I'm not sure. 2. Instal an air conditioner that blows outward so that my enemies will think that it is still winter. And 3. GIVE ME A STEARING WHEEL!" - Luthien
Cyclops: What a nice birthday card! Witch yells: IT'S NOT THE ONE I WANTED!!! They shall pay! By BATTLE!!! - Queen Su
