Past Caption Contests
"Stone Table"
Favorite Captions
Lucy: We'd like five burgers and some fries, make it quick, we have to go kill this guy's evil uncle. - Arianrhod
It's been 1300 years and you still haven't fixed it! - Swanwhite
Lucy: 'I think they're looking at us through a two-way mirror - no we're not
"Your late!" says Lucy as she gives you her world(s) famous death stare. - ILuvLucy
Gnome in the Underworld (Not seen in this photo): Welcome to Mc-Deep-Realm, Where our moto is "Many sink down to the Underworld and few return to sunlit lands." How may I take your order? Lucy: You don't happen to sell chicken sandwiches, do you? - Anna
Georgie:Now Andrew let's get down to buissness......we've been told we won't get a Christmas break. Andrew:That's right! We'll work right though Chirstmas. Georgie:Give us Christmas week off! Andrew:What if I don't?! Georgie:Let's just say many sink down and few return to sunlit lands...... - Queen Su
Peter: "This is the last straw! I'm taking the power company to court, with allegations of willful abuse of resources, misdirected power, spiteful negligence, and inept management. I'll have the president fired for this!" Edmund: "Hardly surprising, considering that Miraz runs the power company." - Obi Wan Kenobi
Lucy: Hello, I am Lucy from the narnian girl scouts corporation. I was wondering if you would like to buy some cookies! Also, if you refuse, I have highly trained sword specialists to MAKE you buy some! Edmund: Who? Us? Highly trained... Susan: Shut UP ed! We gotta make some dough! Peter: This is wiggidy, wigidy wack! Susan: Wiggidy wiggidy what? *Person at door slowly backs away, closes door and calls mental health instutution* ---Aslan's Breath - Aslan'sBreath
Lucy: Peter, what is that strange dark figure? And that rasping noise...what is it? Peter: No...no, this can't be happening! Edmund: Darth Vader. I should have known you would turn up eventually. Susan: Why the mask? Do you have a scar, or were burned by acid? Lucy: I have a very bad feeling about this... - Caspian
Lucy: Did you REALLY think that we would fall for THAT trick? Everyone knows when someone asks if anyone is there, and someone responds with "no one" that somebody's there! - Lucy Pevensie
While her syblings try hard to keep straight faces, Queen Lucy glowers at being dubbed "short stuff" by a dwarf - Elftree
We want our electricity back! Torches aren't any fun to carry around and candles go out every time you open wardrobe doors! - Hermit of the Northern March
Okay, who wants to go down the creepy tunnel in the tomb first? - Cahira
Despite its medieval appearance, the High Tech headquarters of TEAM ROYAL is very well equiped. Here we see TEAM ROYAL receiving their latest assignment from their top secret benefactor, code named ASLAN. - Cherokee43v6
This is the Pevensies when they found themselves following a talking rabbit crazed with the idea that it was Easter instead of following Trumpkin. The Rabbit said he knew a short cut to Aslan's How but he wrote the directions on a easter egg, (which is very hard to read.) And here they are in a sewer tunnel trying to find a way out. Never trust a bunny! - Queen Susan of the Horn
What The Four Children Least Expected: Lucy: Mother? What are you doing here? (Susan moans) Mother: I don't know how I got here, but take those dangerous weapons off right now! Peter! Edmund! How many times have I told you not to play with matches? (four children dumb-struck) - Daffy Duck
su: hey! just because some guy in a red suit hands you a dagger doesnt make you hero! so drop it! - me again101
Lucy: Come on, everybody, don't be scared of the dark! Sing with me! God is bigger than the boogeyman! He's bigger than Godzilla and the monsters on TV! Oh, God is bigger than the boogeyman and He's watching out for you and- (notices all glaring at her) What? Peter: THAT IS IT. NO MORE VEGGIETALE SONGS. GOT IT? - salamander-of-bism
Andrew:Georgie what are you doing?! Georgie:I'm having a staring contest with the the wall. - Queen Su
Lu- Dont be such a scardy cat Caspian, Its just a Christmas tree! Caspian- But the trees are ghosts, I just want to stay back here in my little corner. Pete- Dont be so hard on him Lu, after all, you were scared the first time our first Narnian Christmas tree spoke! - The Funny Four
So here we have the 5 Narnian dwarves, (from closest to farthest) Grumpy, Sneezy, Happy, Dopey, and Bashful. - The Four Couchkins
Nickabrick and Trumpkin are standing on top of the stone table... Trumpkin: "So the legend of the four Pevensie children IS true... You could save us from the White Witch!" Nickabrick: "Let's kill it." Trumpkin: "Quiet!...You! There are rumors that Aslan is to come again! You could lead into battle with Aslan on your side!" Nickabrick: "Let's Kill It!" Tumpkin: "Queit!...You! Well, what do you think?" Lucy: "Is he always like this?" Susan: "Yah, i see a certain resembelance to you and one of the dwarves of snow white." Nickabrick: "Really! Thanks! I love Grumpy! He's my favorite cartoon charactor!" Lucy: "Actually, i thought you would be more like Sneezy the sick guy. You breath through your mouth...all the time..." Nickabrick: "Let's kill it!" etc. - Drew the Great
Lucy: "Instead of a Telmarine King you would have a QUEEN!!! Not Telmarine but Narnian, beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and DESPAIR!!! Susan: "Oh-kaaay. C'mon, Lucy, I think someone's been lacing your dress a bit too tight. I know mine's a bit snug. Hand me your dagger, there's a good girl." Peter: "Where have I heard that speech before?" Edmund: "Uh... in a dream, I think. Or a dream of a dream... I'm sleepy." - Lys Aranel
