Past Caption Contests


"caspian with torch"


Favorite Captions

"Who needs Mount Doom, I'll destory it now!" - Queen Susan of the Horn

Who knew that a ROPE OF SILICON burned so well? - Drew the Great

For Narnia! and for cheese cake! - Starbreath

Tour Guide: And here children is a perfect example of an amber fossil. - Starbreath

Caspian lighting the beacons of Minas Tirith? - Irisflower

Narnia Tour Guy: and here we see a wonderful example of the Narnian sport...Flame Polo! - Narnia_Queen

Edmund suddenly realises that Caspian stole Philip! - Wildtail

Here we see what the headless hosreman would have looked like if he had been the head-ful horseguy. - Drew the Great

Caspian: Rip, slip, brush, ah! Use on the go, running from telmarine armies and make those pearly whites twinkle! - Starbreath

How eight year old Caspian pictures himself as he wobbles back and forth on that little pink pony in the mall until his quarter runs out. - Starbreath

Burning torch, two copper pieces. Speady Horse, 500 silver pieces. Dwarfish armor 850 Gold pieces. Satisfying your inner pyromaniac... priceless. - LilyWiggle

"Ah! I'll show those dentists what it feels like to have their teeth glued together!" - Preciousjewl

Another reason why the Calormen call Narnia Barbarians. - Drew the Great

The Horse: You know, it's times like this that really get me upset, I'm totally embarrassed. Here I am, riding through Lantern Waste, a beautiful creature, faster than all the other horses, and yet I have a crazed kid on my back holding a giant Q-tip on fire. What's up with that? - ~Queen Swanwhite~

Andrew: (off set) Yes, Ben, we know you got your braces off, but you don't have to show off your pretty straight pearly whites!! - Clodsley Shovel

This is the person that once won a Peace Prize. - Drew the Great

Caspian: "I will NOT ask for directions! If I do I won't make it to the Olympics in time to light the torch!!!" - bean

When we say flaming hot-sausage, WE MEAN IT! - The Four Couchkins

I must hurry before Phillip Pullman takes over Narnia!!! - Some Narnian

It all started as a fire-tag game, but when Lucy dropped her torch on Caspian, he went crazy - clone

Edmund (off-stage with camera): Okay Caspian! Smile for the camera! Only, move over a bit. A little more.... *Caspian falls of his horse* Caspian: Edmund!!!!!! ~ Olivia - Olivia

Tour Guide: In this beautiful historical painting, the young Prince Caspian attempts to demonstrate the passion of his love for a foreign queen known only to history as 'Soosun the Genteel'. Unfortunately, the ill-fated prince only succeeded in setting himself and his mount on fire, bringing a hasty end to his short, rebellious reign. Continuing on, to the portraits of good king Miraz II... - ChristProclamer

Caspian: Rats!! I hate it when my marshmallows light on fire like that! - Ruby Gamgee

Caspian got really fed up when he failed to get his boy scout badge for "making-a-campfire" and so of course, he lost his temper. - Ruby Gamgee

*The lights come on as the picture freezes in the screening room* Andrew: GET THE SOUND EFFECTS PEOPLE ON LINE 1! A galloping horse does not go Clipity Clopity. - Alianora

This picture was taken on the night Andrew's trailer mysteriously went up in flames - Aubery Mirkwood

Ben: Eew! Bugs in my teeth! - Aubery Mirkwood

Caspian: grits teeth, "Ouch! this thing is hot! Edmund, can I borrow your electric torch?" Edmund: "Sure...Oh blast! I left it back at the train station!" - Narnia Explorer

Andrew knew giving Cspian a torch was a bad idea...espessially after he made him wear that costume! - me again101

Caspian (thinking): I never knew i was such a great horseback rider! horse (thinking): fire! fire! run for your lives! - me again101

Hairdresser: 'See, I told you not to srand in front of the fan with wet hair!" - Luthien

Caspian: "Some of the action figures are at Mardel? I'll get them if it's the last thing I do!" - Luthien

No talking horses were ridden during the making of this film. - Hermit of the Northern March

caspian is now taking jousting to a higher level. - matadon

Caspian: Susan! Susan: Caspian! *he rides toward her as she runs in slow motion with her arms open wide* Caspian: My love! Susan: My Darling! *they get closer...and closer...and closer...aaannnddd...Susan trips and falls down a cliff into the black abyss below. Ben: ooh. that musta' hurt. Andrew off-set: well, guess the Susan/Caspian romance is out of the question. Let's bring in Ramandu's Daughter! - Queen Jill the Lionhearted

Take one. Andrew: "ok action, smile and sit tall in the saddle" Ben: "this is not working, do you expect me to smile when miraz is on the loose, especially when he's drinking my coffee off set?" Andrew: "Yes, we want to get the best performance out of our actors, so for the next 3 days we're putting you in a literal Narnian diet. Now at the time of this scene, you get one small onion, some cold bear meat, a lump of hard cheese, and water to drink(only water). Is that settled?" Ben: "Do we really have to be that realistic?! grits teeth and grips the torch the moment this photo was taken. - Narnia Explorer

I'm am King Caspian, and if you Disagree well lets just say many sink down and few return to sunlit lands - Narnia_Queen

Look peter, I made the cheer squad too. I'm the flaining baton dude, and you thought you were so cool with your pom-poms! - bookworm_526

Caspian takes his role as bearer of the Olympic Torch very seriously. - Kristi

Caspian rides with the wind after the Prince Caspian movie is put on Netflix, and Netflix enslaved Caspian to deliver the movie to King Miraz. - Drew the Great

I must thank the Giant WimbleWeather for letting me borrow a pack of his matches! - MinotaurforAslan

"Don't worry, Kristi, I'll make sure they don't cancel LionCon, if it's the last thing I do!" - Deannalyn


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