Past Caption Contests


"Tilda and the winner"


Favorite Captions

Don't look now, but the FBI dude from 'National Treasure' is standing behind us. I don't know how he found out we broke into the Cair Paravel treasurehouse, but I think he's onto us somehow. Don't draw attention to yourself--just keep smiling at the camera in all your cute brunettey-ness while I edge slowly towards the door... - Tilda

Only known portrait of the 'White Witch' and the 'Lady of the Green Kirtle'. - Cherokee43v6

Everyone say "Reepicheep!" - Merry

TV Reporter: " Ah hah, yes, it's so nice to get this interview with you,yes..' sputter' "guys! quick! she has her wand in my back!!!" - clone

Jadis and her sister make up and Charn is saved - Dulcinea

While Tilda wasn't shooting, she and Carla decided on having a makeover. Carla offered to do Tilda's hair and afterward they took a picture. Obviously, Carla didn't show Tilda what her hair now looks like... - Anna the Narniac

Guy in back left: When's it gonna be my turn. I've been waiting to get my picture taken with Tilda for ages. I'm about to fall asleep. Guy in back middle: Relax, it's almost my turn and then it'll be yours. - Ramandu's Daughter

Carla: I can smile longer than you can! Tilda: No, I can smile longer than you! Carla: No, I can smile longer! Your cheeks are getting tired, your smile is fading! I'm winning! Guy in back left: Oh please. You sound like little kids. - Ramandu's Daughter

Best friends forever! - Ramandu's Daughter

Tilda: Yes I'm her younger sister! Don't you see the resemblance? - Lil Jill

Little does this poor girl know, the woman being so nice to her is trying to trick her into betraying her family to ensure that her reign over Winter never ends... - StixandStones

Yes, Mary Sue. I, the White Witch, will make you a Princess! Gaze, through the lens, upon the millions of people who will be your subjects. They will love you as you have always desired to be loved, as you deserve to be loved, as I love you. Just taste this one piece of Turkish Delight, and it will all be yours!!! - Aslan's Nephew

Tilda swinton to brunette girl: .. and after i'm done filming, we can go to my house and play Barbies!!!! - Wafflefries

While Jadis thinks this is a publicity photo for her new book, "Evil Conquerors" unbeknownst to her she is really posing for a mug shot. - Hermit of the Northern March

Man with Moustache: "I wonder what this text message means." Man with sunglasses: "What does it say?" Man with Moustache: "'We regret to inform you that your picture has been posted on a caption contest and people are now putting words in your mouth. To prevent thyis from happening in the future please send $100 dollars to the telemarketer of your choice. Thank you in advance for your much appreciated donation.'" Jadis: "Now remember to act natural as soon as the picture has been taken. Otherwise you will have ruined our best get rich quick plan yet!" - Luthien

Come to the dark side, we have hairproducts! - BrnsLvr

WW: do you se those two hills Prunaprismia? my house is right in between them - Aliea

Look it's the caption contest guys from TheLionsCall.com! Just smile and try to get a completly natural photo so they wont be able to make fun of us. - -Chandler V.


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