Past Caption Contests
"Keep smiling!"
Favorite Captions
Edmund: Hey Caspian, it looks like your nurse is showing everyone your baby pictures - Swanwhite
see! I told you Narnians display more than one emotion. Here we've got giddy, shocked AND sly. An odd combination - caligula
Peter: Look! It says gulible on that rock. Caspian: Really! Where?? Edmund: Princes are so dumb. - frodofan7
The three kings thought the Narnian army was behind them, so Edmund's "Keep smiling", soon dies away. Caspian reacts first with his shocked stare at the Telmarine ambush, Peter has his sword up, ready to attack, and Edmund's smile fades immediately. - Ariel_of_Narnia
Everyone posed for the picture except Caspian. He's not photogenic... - arwen14
Caspian sees Father Christmas for the first time - Dulcinea
Peter: Let's see what happens when I touch this electrical wire with my sword. - Swanwhite
Peter, Edmund and Caspian are trying to teach the northern giants how to play chess but as you can see one of them reverted to cock-shies and knocked over a rook. Peter is still trying to be encouraging but It looks like Caspian is on the verge of giving up and making a run for it. - Swanwhite
Caspian: So what are we doing again? Edmund: We're being a diversion so the rest of our army can take over Miraz's headquarters while Miraz's army is coming after us. Caspian: That doesn't sound like it ends well for us! Peter: heh don't worry we have it all sorted out Edmund:*pulls lever disguised as sword sheath leaning against the pillar with opens up a secret passage way* - Swanwhite
Caspian: Why are they all staring at us? Peter: Maybe they think you look funny! - kee
Peter: Look out! Wild animals coming to attack us! Edmund: Pete, it was funny the first time. - Call_Upon_Narnia
Everyone reacts differently at the first sight of the Telmarine army. - theseven
Peter: *Holding up umbrella* Hey, if it is windy enough, I can fly away like Mary Poppins!!! Caspian: So /thats/ how Nurse got away... - Starbreath
Look! That pillar has a little tuff on top, like an odd, half bald giant! - Starbreath
Caspian: Where are we? Peter: *Pointing with sword* The Lion's Call! Can't you read? - Starbreath
Caspian always wears his seat belt. Always. Really. - Starbreath
Peter: You see, I got into his fight with Miraz, who actually is MY dad and is really evil, and he cut my hand off, and then this space doctor guy gave me this robotic hand and- oh, never mind. - Starbreath
Peter: Taxi! - Starbreath
I was going to submit a Mary-Sue caption, but I thought you would have to many. So I didn't. - Starbreath
Caspian: They're- they're laughing at my hair!! *Whirls on Peter who stands sadly shaking his head.* - Starbreath
Peter: Mommy! Mommy! I am lost my right tooth! Edmund: Mummy, I didn't loose any teeth in the battle. Caspian: *Excitedly* I lost ALL my teeth!! Edmund: How do you expect to eat? Caspian: ... - Starbreath
Peter grabs hold of the rope and prepares to swing over the chasm. Caspian just gapes at the bigness of it. Edmund to Caspian: Ok... You next! - Starbreath
Miraz: You and what army?! Peter: This army!! *cackles* Miraz's Army: *Looks at trees and flees* Caspian: *Confused* What army? Peter: *shrugs* Us three. - Starbreath
Peter: You see, Caspian, this is the Great Lamp Pull String! Caspian (Thick Spanish accent): What does it do? Peter: *Pulls* Night! *Pulls* Day! *Pulls* Night! *Pulls* Day! Caspian: It's still dark! Peter hisses at Edmund: Day! I said Day! Edmund: *Pulls off blindfold- again* - Starbreath
Caspian had always wondered what enabled Peter to say "I haven't come to take your place, you know, but to put you into it." Now, as he was caught between the Telmarine army and the onrushing hordes of screaming, fainting, blushing, lusting, fanatical, rabid Mary Sues, he understood with horror why Peter was able to give up the throne so easily. - Follower of Aslan
Peter: The sun is a fiery ball, isn't it? But then why can't the stupid thing roast a single stupid marsh-mellow!? Edmund: You might have to be a /tad/ bit closer... Peter: *steps up onto stone block* - Starbreath
Why is Peter wearing a white skull cap? - Starbreath
Peter is giving tours of the latest Lord of the Rings exhibit. "Behind us stands Baradur, complete with 10,000, two inch tall, flag bearing Orcs and flickering red eye. [Red eye just out of picture] Next to that stands-er -stood- Isengard. Unfortunately due to Saruman's explosive experiments, we sadly lost the top half of the tower. Two and a half towers, eh? *half hearted laugh* To your right [your left] we have the stair to Cirith Ungol, with miniature hobbit on a stick that climbs up and down. And there- there is the life size, robotic Nazgul! - Starbreath
Peter: Dearheart may have a Golden Baseball Bat, Swanwhite may have a broom, but I- I have a Giant Pin of Doom-ness-y! - Starbreath
Peter: *Giggles* Caspian: You! You popped my blue birthday balloon! - Starbreath
Caspian begins to doubt Peter's ability to lead and organize. Peter: *Giggles* I touched a cloud! - Starbreath
Caspian gapes in amazement as Peter gets a little carried away with his Narnian Wii. - Starbreath
Peter really has no sense of rhythm, a thing the orchestra soon realizes. - Starbreath
Caspian: I never was really good at that 'guess-what-I'm-drawing-in-the-air' game. - Starbreath
Peter: Yay! I've finally got a real sword! Watch me fight! Capian: Uh oh! Is it safe for him to have that? Edmund: (chuckling) No, don't say anything! THIS should be funny. - salamander-of-bism
Peter: Hey look, we're on the lion's call! Let's see if I can poke the logo with my sword. - Swanwhite
Wesley, Inigo Montoeo, and -uh- Edmund are saved as Wesley grabs hold of a vine to pull them from the quick sand outside some poor sods summer home. - Starbreath
Pete: "REMEMBER THE ALAMO!" - Luthien
They are all crazy about me! YES I know! My smile is captivating! - Marjorie
Caspian: "What are you doing?" Eddie: "He's measuring the temperature of the sun. He is doing research of the heat of suns in different worlds." Caspian: "Can I try?" Pete: "Sure, if you think that you have enough wrist strength to hold up a thermometer that reaches all the way to the sun." - Luthien
Caspian: Uhh...Is that a large donut rolling this way? Edmund: Ya, didn't you know that this natural phenomenon was common in the Golden Age? I'm betting that it's a sign of the magic returning to Narnia. Peter always got really excited when a snack rolled around. Peter: Yessss! Sugar!!! I shall slice it into pieces with my invisible sword! - -Follower
I've got my happy face on! - Lady Ella
