Past Caption Contests


"Ben Barnes with sword"


Favorite Captions

Caspian: What happens when I push this button? *Sprisssshh* Oh hey, its a water hose! Man: Yes, and I happen to now be wet. - Starbreath

/Use the force, young prince. Use the force./ Caspian closes his eyes, concentrates and swings his light saber- and successfully gives his Jedi Master a bald spot. - Starbreath

Unfortunately, the hapless stagehand did not realize that his Red Shirt identified him as an expendable crewman, making him fair game for Ben's sword practice. - Lys Aranel

*Pulls electricity wire* What kind of sword is this? OW! *The entire set turns black* Edmund: Uh, hey Lucy....I hope your afraid of the dark! Lucy: Oh, very funny. I forgot to laugh. Ha. - Bianca

Ben: So...what does this weird....metal thing do? Gizmo guy: it's a sword. You're supposed to fight with it.... Ben: Ooohhh *wiggles it around to get a feel for it* - Callandra

Crew member: Excuse me, uh, Mr. Adamson? Ben's sleep-dueling again. Can you open the window and let me out, please? - Astral

Red Shirt Dude: Hey look! That's Father Christmas out there. Caspian: Yeah, right. Next you'll be telling me there's three kids and two beavers standing in front of him. Red Shirt Dude: Ha ha, sure. As if that-wait a minute...*Gasp* You psychic! - Someone Else

Caspian: he's been stabbed by a morgal blade - LIttle TIgress

Caspian: Guys? LUCY is the one that's supposed to get the dagger. Guy in back: Ah yes, you're right not Susan! got mixed up when I saw your hair was shorter dear. - LIttle Tigress

Hello? Check check check. Is this thing on? (They told me a longer antenna would fix this!) - Cherokee43v6

At the sight of the dirty window, the assistant reaches for paper towel, and Caspian tries to figure out this Windex bottle. Apparently he got it. Squeaky clean head! - Starbreath

Caspian: Yes, mm-hm, look at all my accessories... stain-glass windows... My awesome sword... my top-quality high-tech gentlemen-in-waiting... - salamander-of-bism

Ben decided to try to direct the score of 'Prince Caspian' himself. - theseven

Caspian: Father, guide my sword... so that I can find the pointy-bearded man that murdered you and say, "Hello. I am Prince Caspian X. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - The Northern Ranger

Ben is sulking after he finds out that everybody except him and the camara man was at Willam's birthday partie. - knight of the prince

Caspian: My uncle wants to kill me? Inconceivable! Set Guy: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. - Puddleglum's Hat

Rather nervous about his first day of filming, Ben Barnes took the precaution of writing his lines on his wrists....just in case. - Puddleglum's Hat

Caspian; They just don't make lawn mowers like the used to. I'll just have to get a new pull starter cord for it......Miras' castle would be a good place to get one......PREPARE FOR BATTLE!!!!! I need a new part for this. Guy-in-the- background: Narnia efficiency again.... - Tyrus

(Director) "Why is he staring at the sword?" (Cameraman) "Maybe he thinks it looks funny." - HisWarrior

Reason #45 why we love Caspian: He can swordfight in his sleep. - The Northern Ranger

They just... handed me a sword at the casting office. What am I supposed to do with it? - Revan

Man: Oh, great! Caspian (not looking): What? Man: I just dropped my camera. Caspian: Oh that's not to bad. I thought you were being attacked. Man: Yeah, but I was going to take a dumb picture of you for Lion's Call. Caspian: Then I'm glad you dropped it. Because I never look dumb. / He didn't realize that there was...another man...with a camera. - Ruthinium

Man: Where is that lever? It's almost impossible to find...there we are. Are you coming Prince? Caspian: Dude, you know I love to watch you work. But, I have my lines to learn, sword fights to win, Susan to try and like me, and Miraz to frame for it. I'm swampped. - Ruthinium

Let's see what I should do on the Lion's Call. **spins sword** Round and round and round we go, where we'll stop, nobody knows! Hmm, that's the hundreth time I've landed on "Crafts & Projects".... - Ariel_of_Narnia

Ben: "Okay. Stay calm. I'm a sword wielding prince in a land called Narnia. I have long hair, a Spanish/Telmarine accent, pretend-metal armour, fancy blouses, and a sword. I can do this!" Trainer: **sigh** - Ariel_of_Narnia

We are at the height of action in the Silver Chair. Prince Rilian is in the process of destroying the chair with his trusty sword, suddenly Eustance looks out the window and is horrified to see the Lady of the Green Kirtle approaching. - Dulcinea

The photographer gets the perfect shot for Safety with Knives commercial when Ben Barnes practices his reverse stab. Lets just say the photographer gets $3000 for the photo and Ben Barnes got sued by the poor crew member with the red shirt.... - E-magination

"I'm telling you, Honey, I just walked into the bathroom and there was this giant Spanish dude waving a sword around!!" "That's nice, dear." ~Gwydion - Gwydion

man in the back: " My lord, your uncle and his army are going to ram the gate!!!!! caspian: " Shhhh be quiet, I'm gonna break my record on my narnian wii!!! - Queen Susan of the Horn


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