Past Caption Contests
"Peter and Trumpkin looking at armour"
Favorite Captions
Dwarf to shop assistant off camera 'Excuse me miss... do you have this in my size?' - B
Commontator for antiques road show off camera: 'Here we have armour that was once worn by the high king of Narnia more then 1000 years ago. I'd say its worth between $3-5000 all up.' Peter: 'aw c'mon man this is good quality stuff... i cant rebuild my kingdom for Caspian over there on $5000!' - Antiques road show visits narnia
Pete to tourists: here we have some priceless artifacts from Lord of the Rings we have some of the armor made by the elves.....they ever -so kindly contributed it to our museum! ah ah aahhhhhhhhhhh,NO touching of the historical artifacts,DLF!!!!! Caspian: *sigh* - forgivinbytheLion
While Peter remains distracted with his discussion, Trumpkin very subtlely picks up the glass of wine he spilled. - The Northern Ranger
Peter: Really, Susan! I know you want to show your archery skills off to Caspian, but we were interrogating that soldier before you blew him to smithereens with your arrow! - KOTP
Susan (offscreen): Peter, Trumpkin, look at this mess! You've thrown your clothes all over the table! We have to eat off this tonight, and look what you've done! Clean it up this minute! Caspian: I was going to throw my armor on the table too, but now I think I'll just go... - The Northern Ranger
Caspian skillfully avoids catching his hair on fire. - The Northern Ranger
TRUMPKIN: "Now over here, kids, we have the armor of a common Telmarine soldier. Right here we have the leggings, and to my right is the breastplate. Over by King Peter is the helmet that the average foot soldier would've used. Feel free to touch them. See the markings on the side of the helmet? Those have been dated back to ancient Telmarine civilizations. If you want to hold the sword, kids, you'll have to ask your teacher..." PETER (to Caspian): "Whoever's idea it was to turn the How into a museum is a fiscal genius!" CASPIAN: "Tell me about it. Trufflehunter's running the lemonade stand at the entrance and rolling in the dough - not to mention that Reepicheep and his jousting contests in the back are a huge hit." - Follower of Aslan
Trumpkin: Peter there Reepicheep is under one of these helmets if you find him on your first try you get talking mice on your side. - Vhor
Andrew comes in to see William, Ben, and Peter selling armor. Andrew: What are you doing? William: Well we felt cheated about our salary so we decided to sell these props. Im the salesman, Peter is my assistant and Ben is our model. Andrew : ? William: I know what your going to say that we don't need to do this anymore and you'll give us a raise. Andrew: No I was gonna say "Keep at it I'll be back to check on your work. Peter: I told you Narnia was more savage than you remember - SpazinNarnia
Trumpkin: "The next item in this year's Narnian Antiques auction is the original arm guard of the High King Peter. Do I hear fifty Lions? Fifty Lions from the Lady in the pink sparkles!" Peter-interrupts-"Are you kidding? Fifty Lions? These are priceless!" Caspian:"I bid a hundred Lions!" Peter, Trumpkin:"CASPIAN! You're supposed to be the guard not a bidder!!" - Araniel, Archeress of Stormness
I was going to write a caption about Peter, but got distracted by the size of Trumpkin's nose. - The Northern Ranger
Trumpkin: my precious.....MY precious armor........my PRECIOUS!!!!!! Peter: I told you he liked shiney things... Trumpkin: Uh, err, what?! - Aslan's Friend
Peter: "I still dont' get it. Why do I have to fight Miraz? Why not Caspian?" Caspian: "Er--um--old tradition! And it could be our only chance, remember?" Trumpkin: "Funny sort of tradition...I've never heard of it--" Caspian: "Trumpkin! Polish the armor!" - Queen Jadis14
Peter: "There's only one way to take that castle...march around it seven times each day for seven days and the walls should come tumbling down." Trumpkin: "We already tried that." Peter: "Oh...nevermind..." - Queen Jadis14
Thank you, but no. I only accept armor from Father Christmas. - Jacques
Trumpkin: Well, way I see it, we don't stand a chance. I mean, look at this! This is all the armor we have! One shield, a few helms, a breastplate that wouldn't fit anybody, one chain mail shirt, one arrow...Yep, Miraz's gonna whoop us. Caspian: But you've forgotten something. Trumpkin: Oh, yeah, we've got four swords too. Caspian: I was talking about the butter knife in the kitchen, but I like your idea! - Gwydion
Peter:The armor doesn't fit... Can I have a slingshot? - Jill18
"See Susan, I told you they had a shopping mall in Narnia." - theseven
Trumpkin: "Tongs and turnips! Ten trees for the whole set of armor? I'll take it!" Peter: "Now, DLF, what did I tell you? When garage saling for armor, always ask for half the given price." - Lulia
Caspian: "Hey, Pete, Trumpkin, what's going on?" Peter: "Oh, Lys forgot C. S. Lois' birthday again, so Trumpkin and I are trying to help pick out a present for her." Caspian: "Uh, guys? I don't think she's terribly interested in armor..." Trumpkin: "Hmm, you're probably right." *tosses away greaves* "How about chain mail?" - Lys Aranel
Caspain: I found a secret tunnel! Peter: *Breaks into rap* Your excavation aint no salvation; cause your relation wont rule this nation, youll soon come to the realization that your association is coming soon to termination. You might think thats discrimination, but to be king you gotta have motivation and inspiration for the population. So give your congratulation in anticipation cause I am going to BE KING!!! Trumpkin backs away slowly... - Starbreath
Edmund: "Now that you're going to challenge Miraz to a duel you can say, 'I am Peter Pevensie. You killed his father. Prepare to --" Peter: "It was funny the first time, Ed." - Ariel_of_Narnia
Peter: "Yeah, they really /do/ go for sharp stones on this island!" - Aravir Morningstar
Andrew: So instead of dueling and fighting heroically, you're going to ride in on pink my little ponies and declare a peace treaty, then have a tea party. Will and Peter: You're kidding. Ben: I rather like the idea... - DD
Peter: Shouldn't you stand up when royalty enters the room? Trumpkin: *Reaches for something to chuck in the general direction of snobbery* - Starbreath
Trumpkin thinking: How do you tell snobby people from nice people? /It's the beards./ - Starbreath
And here we have the gift shop, with replica Peter's Armour, and a mounted Susan's Arrow. And here is the Caspian plush toy, push his tummy and he says "You killed my father, prepare to die!" I mean really, how cool is that!! - Starbreath
Trumpkin: Pass the butter, please - Jay :)
We've called this panel to set out a fashion guide for all male Narnians - shall the hair be worn short, long, or very long indeed? - Shasta
