Past Caption Contests

"Caspian and Bern"


Favorite Captions

"I'm sorry, I just can't take you seriously in that helmet." - Centaur_Lover

Caspian- Now, repeat after me good sir; I swear my loyalty to King and country, to defend, keep the peace, obey all commands, and honor Aslan with my life. Helmet Man- What does that all mean. Caspian- Its a pledge of what you wish to do with your life. Oh, and dont forget to say your name, good sir. Helmet Man- Okay. I swear my lethality to King and county, to drink, keep my coin pieces, to hurray all comens, and garner as land my wife. Your name, good sir. Caspian- What does that all mean?! Helmet Man- You said it was a pledge of what I wish to do with my life. I didnt forget to say; your name, good sir. Should I have said: repeat after me good sir in the beginning? Caspian- *groans* - By~the~Lion

Bern: "And how are you liking your manicure, your highness?" - morninglory

Caspian grew to be a wise and noble man. As king, his tasks included listening to the complaints and grievances of his citizens. Here we see him holding an audience with some poor chap whose complaint is that his mother only makes his tunics out of anything but old drapes... - Chief Duffer

Bored with life, Caspian and his friend decide to have a creativity contest: whoever designes the best outfit wins. Caspian, using all the ingenuity of his upbringing, designes his outfit to entail gold plated dishes. His friend has to make do with the draperies and a teapot. - Cheek

Reepicheep: how long will do you think they'll last? Drinian: Who knows some telmarines can go on for hours without blinking. - Eltis

Caspian: Berne, if we're going to make the Jell-o, you have to take off the mold! - Pocketses

Telmarine Soldier: "I've got you now Prince Casp- (gasps) it isn't him! It was a decoy! Quick soldiers! Back to the forest!!" - Karnia

1, 2, 3, 4! I declare a thumb war! - Starbreath

Did you notice you can see the camera reflection in the helmet? Ha-ha. Made you look. - Starbreath

Hello, I am C-3PO, human cyborg relations. How might I serve you? - Starbreath

Caspian: What is this?! I asked for wine not chocolate milk! Server: You're, um, still under drinking age, my lord. It was either this or apple juice in a sippy cup. - Lady Knight

Caspian: (Head Coach of the Adamssons team in the Narnian Football League) Your offensive strategy is good, Mr. Bern. I approve. Solid gold shoulder-pads will definitely throw them off...or rather render them unconscious when they try to tackle us. - terrible2

Caspian: Once and for all, I did NOT use a curling iron on my hair! Any other questions? - Lady Meriwen

Caspian: "My first command as King of Narnia is to enlarge the great hall." Man in front of hhim: "Why is that, your highness?" Caspian: "I have claustrophobia." - Luthien