Past Caption Contests
"Shasta and Arsheesh"
Favorite Captions
Looks like the White Whitch accidently had her wand set to "Clay figures" in stead of stone. - NarniaRox!!!
Father Christmas visits Calormen. - Sir Arieh
"Hello, young boy! My name is Caspar, and I am looking for a baby in a stable. Have you by any chance seen him?" - Preciousjewl
This is what CGI was in the 50's! - pogginthedwarf
What are you doing, Shasta? Shasta: Having a nice little roll on ground. It's very nice - pogginthedwarf
On even WORSEdays, Arsheesh would make Shasta sleep oustide. - Pocketses
Arsheesh has been trying on new outfits for hours Shasta thinking: I'm never taking him to the market again. - Vhor
Arsheesh: Shasta! Snap to it! Shasta: Huh? Arsheesh: You were daydreaming so long, we've been fossilized! - Fireflower
Shasta always wondered why Arsheesh did the chicken dance every time he came home from the village. - QueenLucy95
Shasta: But why do I have to sleep outside? And this blanket has tons of holes. Arsheesh: O, my son do not allow your mind to be distracted by idle questions. In other words SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP!!!! - QueenLucy95
And as he sat there Gandalf came by. Gandalf! If only I could tell you half of what I have heard of him. "Good Morning" he called. "What do you mean by that?" said Gandalf. - QueenLucy95
Shasta: Oh my father, what is there beyond this piece of cardboard? Arsheesh: Well there is a table and then a big open space called dining oom - Swanwhite
Luke...You will go to the Dagobah system... - Someone Else
Edmund had seen many Animals and Magical Creatures turned to stone in his time with the Witch...but, looking at the oddly garbled clay figurines that stared balefully up at him from the tabletop, he had to admit that this was, by far, her worst attempt yet... - Tonzura123
Old Man: "Well Sonny, now that I've got you captive, let me tell you the story of how I saved Narnia.... - Karnia
You know what? This old man... he play three, he played nik nak on his knee! - Karnia
Boy:"Father, what in the name of Aslan are you doing?" Father: "The Robot. Duh." - rissy roo
Above Shasta's head we can see that money really does grow on trees! - Luthien
Fisherman: Why are you sitting there mending nets when we can go into town and buy an icecream? Shasta: Hurray! We're going to get icecream! (Wakes up) Oh, drat. - Meryah
It's a classic case of "The Prince and the Pauper." Little did Shasta know that Arsheesh had followed him to Tashbaan and found Prince Corin in the streets. Arsheesh mistakes Corin for Shasta, and brings him back to the little cottage. Corin: I've told you a million times! I'm not Shasta! I don't even know how to mend a net. *Arsheesh, wondering what has gotten into his boy, tries to punish him with a beating. The results are rather disastrous...* Corin: Why you...I'll knock you down if you try that again! - Tess
Shasta: "I'm tangled in these nets!!!" old guy: "Don't worry, my boy! The cavalry is on the way!!" *inches forward with his cain* - Drew teh Great
Shasta: Oh my father and oh the delight of my eyes, may your beard ever grow longer! But I am tormented that you will not tell me bedtime stories! Arsheesh: to quote the uncannonical movie Reepicheep: shut up. - Jadina
Don't tell anyone but I am Prince Caspian under cover. Man: I won't tell. Oh, by the way, I am Miraz under cover. - Bulgy Bear
Shasta: So, when are you going to untie me? Arsheesh: (sarcastically) when the demon Narnian lion comes to free you. Ha! Shasta: Uh, father, look behind you. - Heroine of Chivalry
Arsheash: you do the hokie pokie and you turn your self around thats what it's all about! Shasta: Father? Arsheash: Come on Shasta! We're going on a trip north! Shasta: Oh hurrah! I 've ben longing to go north all my life! Arshesh: Thats because its in your blood. I found your real father and he's a king. Shasta: how come your doing all this? Arsheash: Because I caght these silver fish Donkey: If he you going north I'm going to. I'm a Narnian donkey named Crossword. - Susan the Valiant
Shasta: Father, I don't feel like like I belong here. I want to go somewhere else. Arsheesh: Of course you do, Shasta. That's because this clay was made in China, so natrually you feel like you belong in China! - pogginthedwarf
What do you mean you don't know how to mend nets? What DO they teach them in these Barbarian schools.... - Jacques
Once a clayboy or clayman in Carlomene, ALWAYS a clayboy or clayman. - Jacques
Shasta was tired of fish and asked Arshesh if he hadn't any Plumptree's Vitaminized Nerve Food and could it be made with distilled water. - Brave Heart
Shasta: O father, what lies beyond those hills? Arsheesh: No idea, I can't turn around, but it's probably more plasticine... - E-maginaton
Arsheesh: "Where is my supper?!?" Shasta: "It is being prepared right now." Arsheesh: "When I come home from the market I expect my supper to be on the table. What have you been doing all this time?" Shasta: "I've been mending the nets." Arsheesh: "All day?!? What else have you been doing instead of preparing my meal?!?" Shasta: "Breathing, blinking, cleaning the nets, watering the tree, cleaning the hut, mending your boat, and looking at your beard and thinking about how long it is...." - Ariel_of_Narnia
"At a well in a yard they met a man who was beating a boy. The stick burst into flower in the man's hand. His arm became a branch, his body the trunk of a tree, his feet took root." Shasta: You'd better be nice to me, "Father".... - onceuponatime
Shasta's father:She doesn't get eaten by eels at this time. Shasta: What? Shasta's father: I am telling you because you looked a little worried. Shasta: I wasn't worried, maybe concerned but that's not the same thing. - Everything reminds me of Narnia
Who lives in a clay hut in south Calormen--ARSHEESH LONGBEARD! With an Archenland prince and hair on his chin--ARSHEESH LONGBEARD!! - Gwydion
Arsheesh: Shasta! How many times have I told you NOT to leave the Meow Mix by the front door! Do you think we're running a feline inn or something? - Lys Aranel
Little do Shasta and Arsheesh know that SpyDonkey is listening to their every word... - Lys Aranel
Look father! I gave Caspian a haircut and made a fishing net with the extra hair! - Deed
As it turned out weaving class was not as much fun as Shasta expected. - QueenLucy95
