Past Caption Contests

"Miras and Prunaprismia"


Favorite Captions

Miraz: You are too old for fairy tales. Prunaprismia: He's just a baby Miraz: Well I'm just getting a headstart, after the way the last one turned out. - Swanwhite

NARNIAN ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE!!! PROOF THAT NO ONE LIKES MIRAZ!!! Our intrepid photographers caught this photo of the newest royal princeling thumbing his nose at his usurper father. Even his mother simply smiles. Obviously the royal family shares the nation's opinion of the self-proclaimed monarch. - Lys Aranel

Miraz: "I give you gift of obedience. Go to sleep . . . now, wake up! There wife, we have the perfect - obedient - son." *laughs maliciously* - Strider

My name is talking Tina and I don't like you. - nameless

Miraz: "I will start a new line of Telmarine kings! You shall be named Miraz the Second!" Prunaprismia: (sighs) "At least they can't call him a second Rabadash." - Hermit of the Northern March

Miraz: What's this? Prunaprismia: It's a baby. Miraz: What's a baby? Prunaprismia: It's... Um... Well... - Meryah

Secretly, he's disappointed. He hoped that his son would be cooler. But, in truth, the baby was too much like his daddy. - Phoebe Phairy

Hmm...you're kind of short for a storm-trooper, aren't you? - Violamom

Miraz to crowd: 'I want to show all of you how shaken baby syndrome is caused.' - Eastern Sun

Miraz: This is what I planned to do when Caspian was a baby, you hold the baby out like this and then, I won't really do it, drop him. Oops Pruniprismia: YOU DROPPED HIM! - Eltis

Miraz decided to trade in his job of being a villan to a new position. Then name of this new position: Baby Inspector - NarniaRox!!!

Caspian: "Now that we are walking toward Aslan's How, there are some quesions that I would like to ask you, Dr. Cornelius. One of them is what does my only cousin look like?" Dr. Cornelius: "Here is a picture of him that I managed to be able to grab on my way out." Caspian: "Oh. He's not very photogenic." Dr. Cornelius: "Why do you say that, dear king" Caspian: Because he is hiding his face." - Luthien

Miraz: Hm...nope, this isn't the one I ordered. - Pocketses

Miaz: "Arn't these the cloths that Caspian wore when he was a baby?" Prunaprismia: "Well, yes." Miraz: "How DARE our son be clothed in hand-me-downs?!?" Prunaprismia: "Well, as all of the tax-money has gone into rewriting history, there was nothing left for us to use to get him new clothes." - Luthien

"His father's got such a way with him!" Sense and Sensibility - Elodie

Now be a good boy, and don't go walking into any wardrobes! - Someone Else

"Na na na na naaa!" ~Baby. Miraz frowns. "No, no! You don't taunt me - you taunt the Narnians!" Pruniprisima snickers. - Heather of Narnia

Miraz: My Dear, this is the ugliest plastic baby I have ever seen. Where is the real one? Prunaprismia:*Bursts into tears* That IS the REAL ONE!!! - CP

Did we spend /so/ much money on Caspian's hair that we couldn't build a decent baby prop? - Fireflower

He's remarkably good-looking, for being ze son of a tyrant and a pirate! If anyvun else says that, I vill chop off their head. - Shasta

Miraz: Ok, son, let's get something straight. You listen to me and you listen to me good. You are to never, I repeat, NEVER to grow your hair as long as Caspians. I don't want people looking at you from behind and thinking your a girl! Got it? - pogginthedwarf

Miraz and his wife watching there son show off his karate chop moves. - Sir Willam~

"I shall call him...Squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy." - ilikepancakes0_o

Miraz: My son, Behold your kingdom! Baby: Nope. Don't want to be king. *raises a chubby hand and slaps Miraz across the face* - ~Lady Rosebud