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Eustace's baton instructor is about to lose his patience and a few teeth - Swanwhite
Eustace: "And in our world we have a game where you try to walk under different sized poles." Caspian: "What happens if you don't fit?" Eustace: "The winner gets to be turned into a dragon." Unfortunately for Eustace, everyone else on board the Dawn Treader was much more flexible than he. - Luthien
Eustace: Okay mister, WHO stole my cookie? - booklearner
The first time Gumpas ever got a "paddling". - Hermit of the Northern March
A sudden conversion from pacifism! - Hermit of the Northern March
Eustace: "I don't care if you're some famous movie star from Pirates of the Carribean! This is my set now!" - Hermit of the Northern March
Pug: "Offered him for free and still nobody would take him; tried to make him go away, gave him his own rowboat and everything, and he whacked me! Of all the cheek!" - Hermit of the Northern March
Hitting the tour guide is not a good way to begin white water rafting. - Hermit of the Northern March
Tirian: "Peace Eustace, do not scold like a kitchen girl, no warrior scolds, courteous words or else hard knocks are his only language." Eustace: "Okay, take this, Rishda!" - Hermit of the Northern March
August 13. Edmund entered me into an oar-balancing contest. I believe he was trying to make fun, but I was determined to win - no one had told me what the prize was, but I was sure it must be riches of some sort. I /was/ doing terribly well, too, and I'm sure I would have won, if the deposed Governer Gumpas had not stood up in a fit of jealous rage (jealousy over my amazing oar-balancing skills, of course) and walked straight into my oar. I dropped it, of course, and was therefore disqualified from the competition. All the others laughed of course. Stupid, stuck-up prigs. - Winged
"It's called a facefin. Kristi showed me. Here, it's like this." - Siberian Christmas
Eustace: Strange...I thought I didn't encounter Pole 'till the next book. - Astral
Uh... You wanna move your head or somethin'? - Borwyn
Eustace:(cakles evilly to himself)Stay still, Caspian, there's a gnat on you... - Skye Penderwick
I thoght I told you not to make fun of my sweater-vest, or else! - pslepevensie
Eustace: Uh oh...Ed? Once you get the oar to go through Gumpas's head...how are you supposed to get it out again?? - Caspian
You know Caspian should have had blond hair when even Eustice, of all people, gets all up in oars about it! - Aravir
Eustace: That's it! I told you to take me to the British Consul! *THWACK* - star's_daughter17
Eat oar, Gumpas! - Violet Fire Krazed
EUSTICE: "...I dub thee ... 'Sir Patronizing Odious Stuck-Up Prig'." EDMUND & LUCY: "Eustice!!" EUSTICE: "I'm sure I didn't mean it any more than I ment to steal a cup of water from the water barrel last night!" - Aravir
Back where I come from we have a game called cricket, where you stand with a bat like this and try to hit a small round object - about the size of your pug-shaped nose, I'd say, rather... - Jacques
Dude there's this feather thing sitting on your head. Hold still while I kill it. - firan9
News Announcer: "New evidence in the form of this photo suggests that Edmund was NOT responsible for Caspian's on-set injury. It is believed that this boy (his identity has not yet been released) is actually responsible. Rumors hint that he was actually taking aim at the king's uncut hair, but due to his poor aim whacked him on the face. We will keep you updated if any new evidence in this case comes to light!" - Luthien
In this slightly different story we have Sam beating Frodo to the elven boat, notice how he courageously weilds the oar to prevent Frodo from going to his doom. His eyes glint with a guarded stare, watching, watching, watching, lest the ring attempts to escape from Frodo's weary hand. Clearly he is a hobbit of stoutheart. - Hermit of the Northern March
Here we see Eustace's first attempt after his redemption to do something nice by trying to pull this glued paddle off of this man's face. - BluNaiad
In breaking VDT news, filming has been delayed as Mr Vallon has been hospitalized with a broken nose. The incident occured yesterday when young star Will Poulter mistook him for a crazed fangirl (although you have to admit, it is a bit hard to tell with that long hair) and struck him with an oar. Mr Poulter was unavailable for interview, as he was being questioned by police. Fellow actors Georgie Henly and Skandar Keynes are not at all surprised by his behaviour. "I know exactly how he feels, fangirls can be so frustrating sometimes!" Mr Keynes sympathized. "Yes, watch out fangirls!" agreed Ms Henly agreed. "Will may look small and helpless, but he's actually quite capable of defending himself." - Narnian Speedstacker
