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"Lucy and Edmund on the Dawn Treader"


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While the Director is babbling to Skandar, Georgie looks over the edge of the ship and to her horror sees a mob of jealous fangirls. DIrector: Oh and Skandar, I suggest you don't look down. Skandar: Why I'm not afriad of hights anymore! *looks down and passes out.* Georgie: He may not be afriad of hights but he's still terrifed of rabid fangirls! - Trumpkin the Dwarf

Oh, really, it's nothing. She's just mad at me 'cause I got water up her nose. - Borwyn

Ed: (to Lu) Penny for your thoughts. Lu: I was just thinking how awfully sad it would be if they made Caspian kiss ME! Man in cap: Well, you know what they say, -- Uh, yeah, you know what they say...... - Borwyn

Ed: (to Lu) Penny for your thoughts. Lu: You'll have to pay me a LOT more than THAT to find out what I'M thinking! - Borwyn

Ed: (to man in cap) She thinks she been to this magical country..... Lu: I HAVE!!! Why don't you believe me? You're standing right in it, by the way..... - Borwyn

Ed: Come on Lu. You've had your fun. Hadn't you better drop it now? Lu: (bursting into tears) But that's exactly what I DID! I dropped Susan's lipstick, and now when we get home, she's going to be FURIOUS!!! Ed: (now looking serious) You did WHAT???!!! NOW you're going to catch it! Lu: No I'm not it's probably at the bottom of the sea by now! - Borwyn

Lucy: It's just soo sad. Ed: I know Lu, but the little snot deserved it.. White Haired dude: Didn't she though? That mary sue had the nerve to show up on the Dawn Treader... we had to set an example and make her walk the plank - Violet Fire Krazed

No, Lucy--Eustace is supposed to be "sulky," not you. - Lily_of_Archenland

A Mary-Sue learns exactly what the Valiant Queen will do when someone tries to glomp *her* brother. While the bystanders slowly try to edge away, Edmund gives his sister an appreciative hug and tells her not to worry about the collateral damage. He's fairly certain the ship didn't actually *need* that mast. - Lirenel

Oh, buck up, Lu... - Anonny Mouse

Skandar: Smile, Georgie. Tomorrow will be worse. - Revan

Director: "That's a wrap!" Lucy: "Do you really think it was a good idea to film this scene at Deathwater Island?" - b3cks

Skandar: "It's okay, Georgie. I know that Ben can get a little scary when you accidentally hit him with a sword, but he'll get over it." Mike: "Then why is he still not talking to you?" Skandar: "I didn't say /when/ he'd get over it!" - Narnian Speedstacker

Lu: "But, who could do such an awful thing to these frogs?" Eddie: "Lucy, are you alright?" Crew worker: "Don't worry. I just loaned her my copy of Peralandra and she just got to the part about what Westin did to the frogs. She'll eventually come out of it." (Lu begins to weep) "Or at least, I hope she does." - Luthien

Lucy: "I really rather hoped we were past all this." Guy on Right: "Did you not notice? That be the same island we made you the governor of on our last little trip." Lucy: "I did notice." GoR: "Perhaps, you'll conjure up another miraculous escape, but I doubt it. Off you go." - MarshwiggleMaid

Lucy: But- but- its...its BOYS clothes..... Edmund: *with an smugly satisfied look on his face* I know. - Gwendolen of Beruna

Psst, Lucy! I hate it when Caspian lets tourists on the Dawn Treader, don't you? - Shasta