Past Caption Contests

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Favorite Captions

So you're saying you think I should actually wear socks AND shoes? - Pennybright

What's that? Have an itch you can't reach? Use a UNICORN! Designed with you in mind: First trial is free! - PevensieFAN222

Jewel: Sire, we need you to settle a bet. You see, we're trying to decide who's taller. Centaur: Snort! You come up to my SHOULDER! Jewel: I object to that remark very strongly. - Jacques

runewit: sire did you steal the white tree of gondor for your hunting loge? tirian:(smilingly nervously) it's a nice touch, don't you think? - susan the valiant

Tirian: "You see, my good centaur? I bring before you evidence that all Narnian unicorns have INDIGO horns." - Wulfclan

Tirian: "Do you like my throne? It's new. I got it at..." Roonwit: (Thinking) "He's my king, try not to look too annoyed at the habits he picked up in Tashbaan." - Luthien

Roonwit: "Sire? Why is your hand like that?" Tirian: "I'm holding my invisible bowl of wine. Want some?" - Ariel_of_Narnia

Narnia was very prosperous under King Tirian's reign, this is just what the lawnchairs looked like, wait 'till you see their thrones! - Hermit of the Northern March

Tirian: Ok, Roonwit, here's the thing: you're not ready for an evil laugh. You can do a chuckle, like a mildly upset chuckle, after MY evil laugh. - Shi of Narnia

Roonwit provides a distraction while invisible dufflepuds proceed to steal the house from behind Tirian's back. Unfortunately, they weren't too bright, and they took the bottom half first... - CP

Tirian: "This caption contest won't work." Roonwit: "Why not?" Tirian: "Because no one has ever laughed at a centaur!" - Hermit of the Northern March

Tirian: "You have done well mowing the lawn. As a reward for your hard work, I would like to ask you to trim the hedges." Roonwit: "I am honored. I thank you for following in the ancient Shasta Tradition." Jewel: "Just because my appetite isn't as large doesn't mean that I didn't do a good job too!" Tirian: "Yes, but since you don't have hands it would be harder for you to trim the hedges." Jewel: "I also notice that you are taking the Tom Sawyer approach and getting out of having to trim them yourself." - Luthien

King: "Look, I know that his horn looks perfect to use to roast marshmellows with, but I think you really should use a stick instead." - clone

And, actually, the centaur is tallest in his class. - Safire

Depends whether or not the horn counts, and I'm leaning towards yes. Jewel, you're taller. - Starbreath

Roonwit tries yet AGAIN to get through to Tiran about the effects of bad posture... - Lys Aranel

Tirian: This photo shoot is going quite well, don't you think? Jewel: Don't look now, but I think that dryad is using her twigs to give you bunny ears... - nebulous

Lois' predicted reaction- *faint* - Lucy Took

Tirian: (sings) "Now concentrate dear Roonwit and I think you will agree, the most important person in the whole wide world is me! So please don't bog me down with all the people and their troubles." Jewel: "Sire, you're doing it again!" Tirian: "Oh? Oh! Sorry, Roonwit, Veggie Tales just gets stuck in my head." Roonwit: "And THAT is why you can't be bothered with the particulars of war?" - Hermit of the Northern March