Past Caption Contests
"Telmarine council"
Favorite Captions
And here we have a photograph and a voice recording (the later has since gone missing) of what really happens in Miraz's Secret Councles: -- *sing-song-voice* "...then who?" ... "TRUMPKIN! Stole the cooke from the c-o-o-o-kie jar!" ... "Who me? Who me?" ... "Yes, you. Yes, you." ... "Couldn't be. Couldn't be." ... "Then who ......." - Aravir
One of Miraz's lords foolishly tries to point the blame on Edmund. I say foolishly because it will only appear in the lord's favor until this caption contest is over. Afterwards the picture of Edmund (ie. previous contest's picture) will no longer be to the right of //this// picture. - Aravir
"I called you all here today to discuss an important matter.....there seems to be a website called The Lions Call that has been posting all our battle plans....I declare a raid!" - Susan
As lord sopespian reaches out to ring the silver bell, the one close akin to the little gold bell with a hammer, it shocks him with high voltage electricity strong enough to have melted wax. - Beloved
No, Miraz! You must stick your LEFT hand in, then shake it all about if you're going to do the Hokey Pokey correctly.. - Stonefire
Lord Sopespian: I warned this council when it put its trust in Lord Miraz . . . . there would be consequences. And more taxes, and the stock market will crash, and a new health care bill, and . . etc. etc. etc. - Narnia Geek
One of you must do this. Excuse me, seven of you must do this. - Shasta
Sopespian You! Yes, you in the carved chair there! Glozelle: We're *all8* in carved chairs - Meryah
Playing hide and seek...Sopespian:HA! Miraz I found you! The lords win! - Neverland Child
you! you sent me a spam-farmville invitation on facebook and ruined my farm! - Fb
Lord Sopespian: 'No I will not betray Miraz and stab him in the back! Wait, what was the question again?' - Eastern Sun
"I accuse Mustard of doing it in the conservatory with the candlestick!" - Anonymous
I told you he was tricksy! I told you he was false! - [caoimhe]
Guy that's pointing: Look!! Person next to him: (gasps dramatically) A finger! - [caoimhe]
"I want YOU for the telmarine army." (uncle sam impression) - EmaOfCair
I will die before I see the ring in the hands of Miraz! Never trust Miraz! - Arvan
*in background* ("Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you *ahem* ... Aslan?) Sopespian: "I swear!" *in background* ("Procede to the wittness stand") Sopespian: "My king, Miraz, THAT ...overgrown rat... in that bathtub is the very same one who tied your cat up." Squeeky-Clean-Mouse: "I beg your //parden// ! I am a MOUSE!" - Aravir
Sopespian: "I warned this council that when Miraz played with the sparkly mouse on narnia.com, there would be consequences." - Ariel_of_Narnia
Sopespian: "Why is there a piano on my cake?" - Luthien
Sopespian: You go too far, Miraz! You expect us to believe that the NARNIANS stole the pie? - Aslan's Breath
Sopespian: Follow the Yellow brick road!!!!!!!!!!!! Other lord: I always knew he was crazy. - Fire vien
Sopespian: I warned this council when it put it's trust in Lord Mickey Mouse to make the movies: there would be consequences... Lord 2: No! We cannot accuse Lord Mouse without proof! Lord 3: How long are we going to hide behind that excuse? Until every movie has been produced and it is too late? (Doors burst open and Mickey Mouse struts in and sits in Miraz's throne) Mickey: Lords of the Council: I apologize for being late. I wasn't aware we were in session. - ~Keanna
That's him!! HE'S the one responsible for The Kiss of Doom, and the overly angsty OOC Peter!! Off with his head!! - Violamom
SapespianYou are a mouse... Miraz: I beg your pardon?!? - Skulblaka_Shur'tugal
Caspian: "I am the rightful heir to the throne, crown me!" Glozelle: "Not again." Sopespian: "Don't worry, I just made a rule the king cannot have long hair!" - Hermit of the Northern March
