TLC Forum

Probably either think, "I'm dreaming" or think my parents got me a new pet.

WWYDI Aslan granted you three wishes; what would they be?

get excited and wish for:
1. Ride on his back through Narnia.
2. Meet the Pevensie and spend a week with them.
3. To make my cat a talking cat.

WWYDI you found out the White Witch was in your head for a year and now she won't leave you alone?

...I've dealt with hostile brainparts before.
-pray
-get new meds and see if effecting the bit of my brain she's in shuts her up
-spam her with annoying music and memes
-spend a lot of time seeking intensely positive sensory experiences for distractions
-be *really darn annoyed* to go through this circus again
-...be curious. Can I get her monologuing? Get interesting trivia about her history? How readily can I sort out the truth from the lies?
-if I have a megalomaniacal headmate now, what does it take to make her more quiet/peaceful that isn't morally wrong? If anything? I'm gonna have to learn how to cope around her while I wait for the meds and/or prayers to take effect, otherwise I'll never get anything done.

...uh. Possibly a more thorough answer than you wanted. :p

WWYDI you met a Talking Dog on a walk in the park?

(It's a great answer)

I would be shocked at first then ask how they learned to talk and make a new friend.

WWYDI your friends with Susan and saw her slowly losing her gentle personality?

be extremely sad

WWYDI you turned into a dragon like Eustace?

I don't know. I would probably helped out with repairing the ship

WYDI were invited to a ball at Cair Paravel?

Go, be extremely excited and very nervous that I would mess up LOL

WWYDI you were told all your siblings, cousin, parents and old friends had all died in a train crash?

Mourn. How and how much, I can’t say.

Wwydi a tree you didn’t plant suddenly sprouted in your yard?

I wonder how it got there, But I do live in a kind of duplex/apartment-type house. So, if it's on my neighbor's side. Then it's likely they plant it.

Wwydi you got the rights to Narnia?

Make sure that adaptations are done well. I’m so sick of current ”storytelling standards” — *curtails rant*

Wwydi Corin Thunderfist was slated to compete in a current-day, televised boxing match?