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by kristi » Wed May 06, 2015 3:37 pm
Dear citizens, these are the times that try a farmer's soul. As your mayor, I urge you not to succumb to any truffle-extortion or protection schemes. We are Turnipville united and we shall prevail! Remember that your mayor is looking out for you, dear turnip farmers!
As it is my duty to provide guidance in this trying time, I suppose I shall cast my votes for Elanorelle. That signature is clearly designed to be misleading.