Strider, Strider, Aragorn

[Ariel.of.Narnia]

Is it odd that I'd want to be a Human in Middle-earth, but live either with Elves or Hobbits?

Strider

[jesusgirl4ever]

Not really... but I wanna be an Elf.

Strider has fancasted the perfect Maeglin: Adam Driver. Kylo Ren in Star Wars, but, if you don't know who that is, Google him. He is, like, perfect for Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome Elf-who-has-daddy-issues. Oh, sorry, Elf-who-has-ada-issues.

[hobbit_of_narnia]

@Ariel: No, not odd at all. And even if you don't live in the Shire, you can visit my hobbit hole anytime you like. We'll sneak you through the borders somehow.

Strider just finished watching The Two Towers. Now "Gollum's Song" is running on loop in my head.

[jesusgirl4ever]

Strider.

[silver_fountain]

Strider.

[Ariel.of.Narnia]

@hobbit: Ooh, sweet! I'd even have a place to crash! And a contact to smuggle me in and out! (Though what's the point of smuggling me in if I want to be there to enjoy things outside of your hobbit-hole? )

Strider

[jesusgirl4ever]

Strider.

[Ariel.of.Narnia]

We haven't had an Aragorn in here for a while.

So Aragorn! Write me a short poem (but not a haiku) about Poggin the Dwarf.

[hobbit_of_narnia]

"King Elessar issues an edict that Men are not to enter the Shire, and he makes it a Free Land under the protection of the Northern Sceptre."
That's why. But maybe we can disguise you as an elf. And you don't need a disguise in Buckland, because that's not technically the Shire, but I assume you want to see the inside of the Shire, too.

Strider!

[Ariel.of.Narnia]

Ahem. Point. But... *pulls off helmet and lets her long hair fall into plain view* I am no man! No? Okay, fine. Great, now you're making me feel bad about going against Aragorn's edict.

Strider