Ruin My Dream!

[daughterofaslan]

Ooooo.... Ouch.

Granted, but now nobody else is willing.

I wish I had a real live pet Unicorn

[Ariel.of.Narnia]

Granted! Here's a list of very specific things you'll need to take care of it. What? Your world doesn't have magic beans or starlit horn polish? So sorry.

I wish I didn't have to work last Saturday. (Threw my weekend off, haha.)

[elanorelle]

Granted, but that work-time has shifted to whenever you planned on seeing Civil War.

I wish I could turn time back just a bit.

[Ariel.of.Narnia]

(insert Darth Vader "noooooooooooo!")

Granted. But it's just a one-time stunt, so use wisely.

I wish I could spend more time with my friends after the wedding.

[narniac101]

Granted, but only because you're stranded. Car breakdowns/flash floods are so inconvenient, aren't they?

I wish for ten pounds of chainmaille rings.

[Ariel.of.Narnia]

Granted! But they've spilled /all over/ the place, so you've probably lost a bunch.

I wish I had the Rhindon letter-opener.