oooooh! *stomps her dainty, glass-slipper-clad foot* ur just mocking me bcuz im so awesumsause-purfect. I /will/ date Legolas, u hear? and we'll fall in love when he hears me sing of my tragic past to my animal friends, and he'll sweep me off my feet, and we'll have the perfect wedding and ride off into the sunset and live perfect, happy-ever-after lives in a home of golden trees and silver leaves and with a, liek, a dozen perfect little Elflings who will, liek, b awesumsause archers like Legolas and be bffs with animals liek me and b perfect little beacons of light and hope and jyo to evry1 they meet.
so, liek, goose. wear this for a day:
