Narnia Characters as things my family and I have said
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Narnia Characters as things my family and I have said
Polly: "You're going to get us killed one of these days."
Digory: "At least we'll die having an adventure."
Lucy: *builds a snowman* "Look I made a snowman!"
Peter: "It looks awesome!"
Edmund: *knocks it over* "THE BEAST IS DEAD!"
Susan: "Beavers shouldn't be saying anything!"
Peter: "WE'RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE!"
Lucy: "We literally walked through a wardrobe and stepped into a magical snow land. I think a talking beaver is the least of our problems."
Edmund: "Mom said not to talk to strangers. Don't talk to strangers. Don't talk to strangers. Don't talk to-" *sees Jadis* "EXCUSE ME MA'AM!!!"
Uncle Andrew: "I don't need no one. I'm smart. I'm handsome. I'm-" *sees Jadis* "IN DESPERATE NEED OF A WIFE!"
Reepicheep: "I wanna go to military school and get thicc."
Caspian: "Short people have short tempers because they have short fuses."
Trumpkin: "Say that one more time, I dare you!"
Polly: "Gimme your hand. It gives me a sense of security."
Digory: "Ew, no." *runs away*
Susan: "JUST BECAUSE A MAN IN A RED COAT GIVES YOU A SWORD DOESN'T MAKE YOU A HERO!"
Peter: "Watch me." *stabs ice*
Lucy: "AHHHHHHHHHHH! JUST KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
Susan: "Edmund what's that?"
Edmund: "Nothing."
Susan: "Ed."
Edmund: "Science."
Peter: *walks by* "He's making a stink bomb."
Edmund: *runs by with a bucket on his head and a big stick in his hand* "FOR NARNI-" *crashes into a tree and falls back*
Caspian: "Have you ever wanted to be a plant?"
Lucy: "No. Have you?"
Caspian: "Yeah, I think it'll be fun to chloroplast."
Lucy: "SUSAN LOOK WHAT I FOUND!" *runs with a huge snail*
Susan: "PUT IT BACK!"
Caspian: "What you got there?"
Reepicheep: "A smoothie"
(I'll update with more as I come up with ideas)
UPDATE 6/1/2020
Reepicheep: "WHO ATE MY HOT CHEETOS?!"
*everyone points at Caspian*
Caspian: *covered in hot cheeto dust*
Eustace: "How do you apologise to someone who lost something and you wronged them?"
Edmund: "I'm sorry for your loss and I hope we can move on."
Eustace: "Okay. I ate my mother's candy and blamed it on you. I also ate your chocolate. I'm sorry for your loss and I hope we can move on because I already did."
Digory: "At least we'll die having an adventure."
Lucy: *builds a snowman* "Look I made a snowman!"
Peter: "It looks awesome!"
Edmund: *knocks it over* "THE BEAST IS DEAD!"
Susan: "Beavers shouldn't be saying anything!"
Peter: "WE'RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE!"
Lucy: "We literally walked through a wardrobe and stepped into a magical snow land. I think a talking beaver is the least of our problems."
Edmund: "Mom said not to talk to strangers. Don't talk to strangers. Don't talk to strangers. Don't talk to-" *sees Jadis* "EXCUSE ME MA'AM!!!"
Uncle Andrew: "I don't need no one. I'm smart. I'm handsome. I'm-" *sees Jadis* "IN DESPERATE NEED OF A WIFE!"
Reepicheep: "I wanna go to military school and get thicc."
Caspian: "Short people have short tempers because they have short fuses."
Trumpkin: "Say that one more time, I dare you!"
Polly: "Gimme your hand. It gives me a sense of security."
Digory: "Ew, no." *runs away*
Susan: "JUST BECAUSE A MAN IN A RED COAT GIVES YOU A SWORD DOESN'T MAKE YOU A HERO!"
Peter: "Watch me." *stabs ice*
Lucy: "AHHHHHHHHHHH! JUST KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
Susan: "Edmund what's that?"
Edmund: "Nothing."
Susan: "Ed."
Edmund: "Science."
Peter: *walks by* "He's making a stink bomb."
Edmund: *runs by with a bucket on his head and a big stick in his hand* "FOR NARNI-" *crashes into a tree and falls back*
Caspian: "Have you ever wanted to be a plant?"
Lucy: "No. Have you?"
Caspian: "Yeah, I think it'll be fun to chloroplast."
Lucy: "SUSAN LOOK WHAT I FOUND!" *runs with a huge snail*
Susan: "PUT IT BACK!"
Caspian: "What you got there?"
Reepicheep: "A smoothie"
(I'll update with more as I come up with ideas)
UPDATE 6/1/2020
Reepicheep: "WHO ATE MY HOT CHEETOS?!"
*everyone points at Caspian*
Caspian: *covered in hot cheeto dust*
Eustace: "How do you apologise to someone who lost something and you wronged them?"
Edmund: "I'm sorry for your loss and I hope we can move on."
Eustace: "Okay. I ate my mother's candy and blamed it on you. I also ate your chocolate. I'm sorry for your loss and I hope we can move on because I already did."
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Re: Narnia Characters as things my family and I have said
Okay, the Uncle Andrew one is hilariously spot-on!
(I would recommend that updates be made in new posts so we can all see new stuff, and maybe even contribute with a few of our own!)
(I would recommend that updates be made in new posts so we can all see new stuff, and maybe even contribute with a few of our own!)
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This is kind of like the old caption contest. I can see Lucy thinking the ice might be sentient, what with there being dryads in Narnia. The ice should've cracked when Peter stabbed it, though, if it was thin enough to be breaking in the first place.Susan: "JUST BECAUSE A MAN IN A RED COAT GIVES YOU A SWORD DOESN'T MAKE YOU A HERO!"
Peter: "Watch me." *stabs ice*
Lucy: "AHHHHHHHHHHH! JUST KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
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Re: Narnia Characters as things my family and I have said
Thank you! I'll do that. And yes! I remember that actually happened to my younger sister and I. We were watching a movie and my sister was saying that about how smart and pretty she was and then she saw Ben Barnes and said "I'm in depserate need of a husband"Ariel.of.Narnia wrote: ↑Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:39 pmOkay, the Uncle Andrew one is hilariously spot-on!
(I would recommend that updates be made in new posts so we can all see new stuff, and maybe even contribute with a few of our own!)
@Hermit I forgot about the dryads! I was supposed to edit that and make it say how Lucy was panicking about Maugrim. XD The dryad thing sounds better
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Okay, can I just say I love this thread. My favorite quote so far is the Reepicheep one about military school because same, buddy. I'm tempted to draw some of these as comics too...
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Thank you! I'll definitely be adding more! My siblings are hilarious at times. Let me know if you do turn some into comics. All I Ask is you credit me for the joke XD If it goes viral I wanna say, "Yes,yes, I'm brilliantly funny" I would love to see your work! The Reepicheep one is actually one my youngest brother said. He's always been a scrawny kid so he gets bummed when he sees kids bigger than him. Finally my mom was joking about sending him to military school if he didn't behave and he said "Send me cause I wanna get thicc"
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Susan: Edmund what do you have there?
Edmund: Turkish delight
Susan: EDMUND NO!
Edmund after LWW
Peter: Hey Ed. * holds up Turkish delight *
Lucy: YES
Edmund: * twitches *
Susan: * laughing *
Edmund: N-no thank you
Edmund: Turkish delight
Susan: EDMUND NO!
Edmund after LWW
Peter: Hey Ed. * holds up Turkish delight *
Lucy: YES
Edmund: * twitches *
Susan: * laughing *
Edmund: N-no thank you
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@turning these into comics: Haha! Yeah of course I would credit you. I'd end up turning them in to be posted in the comics section of TLC.
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Sounds cool to me! XD
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Edmund: * wakes up screaming *I DIDN'T DO IT!!!
Peter:..No one said anything
Edmund: Oh.
Eustace: I'm sorry for being a jerk.
Edmund: it's okay
Eustace: I'm sorry for stealing your candy
Lucy: It's okay
Eustace: I'm not sorry for drinking your soda though.
Edmund: -_-
Eustace: Ow that burned!
Lucy: How did that burn you?! There's nothing here to possibly burn you!
Lucy: * sees the spell in the book * Me likey. Me likey this one. I'm saving it for when I get older
Peter:..No one said anything
Edmund: Oh.
Eustace: I'm sorry for being a jerk.
Edmund: it's okay
Eustace: I'm sorry for stealing your candy
Lucy: It's okay
Eustace: I'm not sorry for drinking your soda though.
Edmund: -_-
Eustace: Ow that burned!
Lucy: How did that burn you?! There's nothing here to possibly burn you!
Lucy: * sees the spell in the book * Me likey. Me likey this one. I'm saving it for when I get older