Dear Staff of The Lion’s Call,

We’ve taken over the site, we have, and we won’t beat around the bush about it. We wanted to do it yesterday to save time doing it later, but we got busy. And why were we busy? Because we had things to do! We’re not giving it up neither. See, it’s a mighty fine site (You never said a truer word, Chief!)  and we were looking it over and we said to ourselves, “Now there’s a group that knows how to put a site together.” And why did they put the site together? Because they wanted to! (Keep it up Chief, keep it up!) But we’re clever, we are, and we snuck into your server, invisibly as you might say, and we’ve taken over now,

Our demands will follow.

The Chief