Dear Staff of The Lion’s Call,
So you’ve seen now that we mean business. We’ve taken over your site and we’re not just going to give it back, no. But we’ll give you a chance to reclaim it. All we ask is that you hand over one of your staff members to help us with a small problem. And it has to be a little girl! And why does it have to be a girl? Because a boy can’t do it, that’s why. And after she’s agreed to help us with our enchantment, and we’re visible again, we’ll give the site back.
The Chief
What exactly do you need this person to do?
Dear Chief,
After consultation with my other staff members, i regret to inform you that we don’t actually have any “little girls” on staff, though I believe we have some willing hedgehogs, hobbits, Archenlanders, etc. Perhaps if you could further clarify the nature of your enchantment, we might be more able to help you. – Kristi, Site Owner