Reindeer Rivals: Narnian Fans Divided

Two drivers in today’s much-anticipated sledge ride divided the favor of Narnian fans. The first sledge, drawn by stunningly white reindeer, was driven by Narnia’s own W. Witch. She is widely known as being a powerful, aggressive driver, and it is rumored...

Narnialympics: Incident on Ski Slope

Today’s skiing events took a serious turn as one of the contestants, a white talking Hare, was lost on the long distance ski run. “We watched him ski most of the way, but lost sight of him because of some trees that blocked him from view,” explained...

Narnialympics Update: Dufflepud Dilemma

A singular bobsledding team from the Island of the Voices is causing much controversy: officials are currently undecided as to whether the monopods who make up the team are allowed to use their single foot as a bobsled. “A very confusing question, this,”...

Narnialympics 2014

Welcome Narnians to the opening ceremonies of the 2014 Winter Narnialympics. The opening ceremony is to be held in the abandoned castle between the two hills near Lantern Waste, as Cair Paravel was deeded unsuitable given its proximity to the sea which results in...