Narnian Carols – Writing Contest #12

Put a Narnian twist on an old Christmas carol. Example: Tumnus’ Invitation (The Little Drummer Boy) “Come,” he told me, pa rum pa pum pum<br> “We’ll have sardines and tea.” Pa rum pa pum pum<br> “I have a cave so...

Court Jester – Writing Contest #11

You have been appointed court jester to a Narnian Evil Overlord or other villain (The White Witch, Prince Rabadash, The Tisroc, Miraz, The Lady of the Green Kirtle…). What kind of jokes or other entertainment might you provide and how might the villian in...

The New Teacher – Writing Assignment #10

It’s the first day of school and you are sitting in your seat awaiting the arrival of your teacher. Within a few moments, the door opens and in steps…a character from the Chronicles of Narnia. What sort of lessons might you have? Exmaple: Mrs. Kirtle is...

Good Idea, Bad Idea – Writing Contest #9

This month’s assignment is based on the old “Good Idea, Bad Idea” from the Animaniacs T.V. show. Come up with a Narnian version. Once this competition ends, we will add our favorites to a new list in the humor section. And, of course, the winners...

Dear Webby – Writing Contest #8

Write a question from a Narnian to a newspaper advice columnist (a la ‘Dear Abby’). Don’t forget to include Dear Webby’s response. Note: If you wish, you may substitute the generic “Webby” for a character from the books to be the...